Why aren't chestnuts your favorite nuts? Are you gay

>>8359389
Apparently they're not actually nuts, like peanuts are

>he even eats nuts
>argues about what nuts he likes best
Nigga you gay

fuck you for getting that stupid chestnuts roasting over an open fire song stuck in my head

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more importantly, since everyone obviously loves chestnuts:

roasted or cooked?

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superior chestnut coming through

>>8359430
Ive never had any. how differently do they taste

SHE'S GONNA BE LICKIN ON MY CHESTNUTS

SIPPIN PINTS OF EGG NOG THAT'S WHISKEY CUT

Bought a 2lb bag from the store last week, roasted em, all but 4 were fuckin rotten. I was so pissed.

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>>8359389
Cause I'm addicted to these sugar peanuts

>1. Macedamia
>2. Hazel
>3. Pistachio
>4. Cashew
>5. Brazil

THIS IS THE UNDISPUTED TOP 5 NUTS!

>>8359389
Yes.

Is that a problem?

>>8359763
It is.

I've got a recipe that calls for boiled chestnuts. I'm meant to make a puree with them. I've got roasted chestnuts though. Will they puree ok do you think?

>>8359862

Sure. All that matters is that they are cooked. How they are cooked (roasted vs. boiling) doesn't matter. The recipe probably suggested boiling because that's the simplest method of getting a cooked chestnut.

>>8359689
>loving nigger toes.
1 Cashew
2 Hazel
3 Macedamia
4 Pistachio
5 Peanut

>>8359430
How do they taste? All the ones I get are defective apparently.

Cashew > Pistachio > every other nut