Whats some good subway subs? Help me anons
dood just look at the food and choose what your favorite is. i love picking a really savory meat (roast beef, corned beef, steak) then adding salami OR pepperoni, then onions and peppers, sometimes jalapeno if I'm feeling it topped with oregano, vinegar, and honey mustard or southwest sauce.
>mommy isn't hear to buy my food for me
THEY HAVE A MENU YOU DUMB SHIT
LOOK AT IT
USE YOUR BRAIN
PICK SOMETHING
>>8372249
I was talking like custom subs
Is that even the right word? I don't know.
Meat noob here. Can someone tell me/confirm what kind of cut of steak this is?
It says porterhouse, but I thought porterhouse is two common cuts separated by a bone? Googling just made me head hurt so I was hoping someone could explain it to someone with my IQ
I live in australia so we have different names for different cuts, and sometimes things are mislabeled in my stores.What is the american analogue for what you're seeing here?
thanks
Yeah, that doesn't look like a porterhouse.
Maybe a ribeye?
>>8372039
That's a Strip.
>>8372039
Sirloin
So an occasional piece of chocolate is good for you, and drinking a glass of wine every once in a while is also good for you, what about a glass of chocolate wine?
>>8371933
Legit saw a bottle of that at Whole Foods the other day. The very idea repelled me.
I've heard that drinking a good amount of vodka every day cleans out your system, and even cleans your teeth.
Unfermented sugars are bad for you.
Dark chocolate is fine, even then its about the cacao itself and not the refined dark chocolate product
Red wine is good because of the grapes, the alcohol itself doesn't seem to have any benefits and only detriments
>Order a salad
>they give me a plate with uncut leaves, whole tomatos, everything massive and not chopped at all
>They give me a fork
Sorry, but when I order a salad I expect it to be chopped somewhat. How the fuck am i supposed to eat this? One leaf at a time?
Pic related how a salad should look
Why is there smegma and meat on a salad?
>>8371784
flavour
Have you ever had an aspic or jell-o salad (not the decent kind like cherry surprise or whatever else)
Why did people eat this shit? Is it actually not as gut-wrenching as it looks?
It used to be made with actual sugar and was genuinely a good desert food, instead of a gross slimy goo.
Mother whips up a shrimp aspic around Thanksgiving/Christmas, though hasn't done so as of late.
Don't know exactly what's in it, though I know it involves gelatin, shrimp, tomato soup and celery. It's a legit mid-century-modern housewife recipe, handed down.
It's more like a spread than a Jello. I always enjoyed it on Triscuits.
>>8371692
Take another look at the image.
It's got shrimp in it... olives... tomatoes... and chunks of fucking cheese.
Wanna be /fit/ here. I just bought a bunch of glass tupperware and lost my job so now I just want to make healthy food with my EBT thats cheap, healthy, and gives me a lot of servings. I plan on making coleslaw, bean salad, and chili pretty often. Help me out with some more ideas?
>>8371640
>Wanna be /fit/ here
Depends, are you cutting, bulking or on maintenance?
>>8371640
Get cheap protein and carbs. Stock up on chicken, rice and lentils. Some veggies are nice too, fruit is a meme health food, most of them have loads of sugar.
>>8371640
Frozen veggie packs. Canned veggies can be tempting on a per oz basis but roughly 40-50% of that calculated weight is the water they are canned in. Plus there is the added benefit of fresher texture and less sodium.
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/magazine/2013/02/have-some-oranges-with-that-liquid/index.htm
Also buy your beans dried and soak them.
Don't forget about rice (buy brown for the fiber) just soak it overnight.
Peanut Butter <-- Cheap healthy fat/protein
Do not buy soda. Eat your calories.
Sacks of Bananas/Apples/Onions/Potatoes are cheap and versatile
Oatmeal is a great staple to add your breakfast or even as dessert, just make sure to get the Old Fashioned or Steel-Cut kind not the Instant/Quick preflavored packets. They come in huge containers for cheap and cook without turning to mush and you can add different flavors like brown sugar/cinnamon or Peanut Butter/Chocolate chips + Banana/Blueberry. Also google Overnight Oats
Whole Wheat pasta + Cans of Crushed/Dice/Whole Tomatoes + Salt/Pepper + Garlic + Generic Spice mix of your choice = Plenty of serving of filling healthy courses without loads of added fat/cheese <-- Add some thawed frozen spinach that you wring out extra water from for extra color/taste/nutrition
Also SOUPS: If you have an immersion or regular blender + water + stock cubes + veggies of your choice you can have a whole week's meals for one day's cooking and low cost. You can also use corn starch or even instant mashed potatoes (both cheap as dirt) as an easy base thickener. You can also add cooked rice in and puree to make a healthy creamy texture.
Whole Wheat/Corn tortillas are also an excellent wrap or bread substitute for the price.
Also browse this for ideas:
http://greatist.com/health/cheap-healthy-recipe-collection
What is your /secretrecipe/?
For me, it's the McChicken
For me, it's not washing hands.
>>8371531
is that a smore and cat food pizza?
Drink Milk
every time I buy milk it just goes to waste
>>8371296
Huh?
Yum, I love a tall glass of pus.
My cousin had a chocolate fountain as his wedding so I was dipping my 'za into the chocolate stream and then they banned me.
What the fuck what else is the point of a chocolate fountain, and don't fucking tell me to use the marshmallows on sticks, like if I wanted my teeth to rot out I'd just drink Dr. Pepper every day.
the fuck is going on in your mind
>Za at a wedding
>>8371291
It's the buffet in the evening.
Church morning service, then fine dining restaurant with speeches and shit, then to the buffet and alcohol and dancing place
is there a less hot version of this? i love the flavor but it is a little hot
>>8371080
/thread
>>8371076
You can't bring up McDonald's around a group of people without SOMEONE saying how long it's been since they ate there.
You can't bring up Taco Bell around a group of people without SOMEONE providing details of their bowl movements afterwards (spoiler: it's explosive diarrhea. Every time.)
What are some more facts along these lines?
Baked at White Castle.
Subway is either
>jared is getting a footlong in jail lmao
or
>left arm of the forbidden one
>>8371105
That's a good one. Thanks.
You look like you could use a pork bun.
>>8370982
fuck off /v/
>>8370982
I can still hear his voice
>>8370982
If it ain't vegan
It ain't for me!
Have you ever eaten food while orgasmed while eating?
It really is a transcendent experience.
Nothing like eating a pear and brie sandwich during a blowjob and bowing a load on someone's face with a mouthful of decadence.
It'd be pretty hard for me to eat while I orgasmed, I'd probably choke to death. I orgasm really hard, like I'm having a seizure or something. I'm thinking food would be dangerous.
>>8370899
Only a lolipop, and I recall that it was green apple flavor. Excellent experience.
>>8370899
I advise STRONGLY against doing that.
For fear of unwanted erections.
Half you plebs probably still put your mouldy bread in the bin instead of savouring its musky notes.
Only an oaf wastes a loaf.
>>8370383
Typical yuropoor
>>8370562
Kek.
>>8370383
>slavs
>food
It's been a bad fast food week. This morning I got up early enough to stop by McDonald's for breakfast. It is somewhat novel for me, so I ordered an egg and bacon bagel combination with a large ice coffee.
I was listening to the Misery (Stephen King) audiobook and the line was a few cars and especially slow. I zoned out listening to the audiobook and looked up to see the car in front of me was already at the second window.
I stopped at the first window and no one was around. I waited a minute and thought that maybe the first window was closed at breakfast, so I drove to the second window.
The cashier, who I always see if I go to McDonald's at lunch time, glared at me and said, "I SAID to come to the FIRST WINDOW" in a really aggressive and intimidating manner. She was really angry looking.
Instead of my normal meek and somewhat anxious approach, I kind of snapped and said, "it's isn't that big of a deal, you didn't have to be a bitch" and accelerated really fast out of there. No payment and no food, which was probably a good thing because I had a Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Cheeseburger combination and a caesar chicken wrap for lunch.
Anyway, this McDonald's is literally 3 blocks from my place and I go there 3-9 times a week. Even though she works the morning-afternoon shift, I often go there for an early lunch. She may be a manager now that I think of it.
I guess I can never go back there again unless it is really late and I don't recognize her voice on the PA system. What do you guys suggest? How can I defuse this if confrontation occurs? Should I contact corporate and make a formal complaint?
Thanks, it ruined my whole day and I hope I'm not blacklisted from a McDonald's so close to me.
You're gonna go down in history of /ck/ boy
>>8369847
>replying to shitposter
c'mon
>>8369824
pretty good quality
i hope i see it copypasted later