What is your /secretrecipe/?

For me, it's the McChicken

For me, it's not washing hands.

>>8371531
is that a smore and cat food pizza?

not telling you cos it's a secret

tl;dr truffle meme personified

>brine chicken in some regular salt, cracked pepper, truffle salt, dill, coriander seed, and a hint of rosemary for a minimum of 6 hours
>cut about a half pound of any kind of mushroom you like into cubes, i chose portobello caps last time i made this
>chop anywhere from a quarter to half an onion as desired
>sautee onions (i added a splash of truffle oil along with regular EVOO to double down on truffle-ness since it was lying around, obv not necessary if you dont have it)
>lower heat to medium and add shrooms and chicken
>let that chicken cook and watch as those sweet sweet shrooms soak up all those juices
>meanwhile boil campagnelle
>before draining scoop about a cup of pasta water out of the pot and save for later
>i like to wait until the chicken's cooked to start boiling pasta and then lower the heat as low as possible so that the chicken and mushrooms have as much time to exchange fluids and have culinary sex as possible, if this is incorrect form please steer me in the right direction
>add campagnelle to chicken/shroom pan
>add water and 1.5 cups of shredded parm
>stir those fuckers together
>bone apple teeth