Jelly?
For me it is the McFish, the best fried fish sandwich
always think they are rice crispy treats from the thumbnail
No, I don't eat fish.
Do you ever think that there is something there without having to be a never has to have addressed the problem in the first place?
good thread
I also sometimes agree adressed to have to problem in the first place. Yes.
We all to have become an hero.
Does anyone here meal prep? i need some /ck/ approved meal ideas to make to last at least 5 days. Im getting most of my ideas from jewtube and im tired of eating rubbery shitty chicken. Whats something a beginner can make in decent sized batches?
Refried beans. Slow cooker is easy as hell, but pot on a stove works too as long as you don't let them burn. I'll give more deets if you want. I grew up in Texas so I know my texmex.
Does no one else on this board meal prep? Are you all fat hamplanets?
>>8372990
If they were fat they would meal prep
What's the longest amount of time you've been in solitary? What did you eat? What was your pasttime?
I'm getting geared up for a month until school starts again. This is one of my shorter ones.
I plan to do a lot of reading and writing. Food will likely be breakfast foods and soups.
>solitary
>pasttime
>>8372917
We ate a lot of ramen and canned tuna in the state penitentiary.
Just bought this.
What is the optimal way to eat it?
Does it work on meals like any other soft cheese?
Heat it slowly in an oven until it starts to bulge, then cut it in half and scoop out the liquid, melted, cheesy insides with warm, lightly toasted white bread.
>>8372676
Put some red pepper jelly and walnuts on top and then bake it at 350 Celsius for 10-15 minutes (less if you have a small size). Get some fancy crackers and scoop - tastes delicious. I like the outside of brie but I have friends that just eat the inside.
What happens when i freeze caramel?
>>8371775
It freezes
It gets cold.
>go to mexican place
>order two large burrito bowls to go
>they put 2 forks in my bag
>>8371498
HOW FAT ARE YOU
>go sit down at a restaurant
>get menu
>ask waiter for another menu and a glass of water for my girlfriend who's coming soon
>she never comes
>order seven foot-longs from subway
>get seven radically different sandwiches so the guy making them doesn't suspect they're all for me.
Are these a meme? I want to make some cool square eggs that I can roll up.
Don't ask why because I won't tell you
why
Eggfruit roll ups? Have you told Tasty?
>>8371140
not telling
Does anyone drink when they go to concerts or festivals? What do you usually get?
I usually get Modelo if I'm at show. It's the only time I'll ever drink Modelo. I'll also get a shot of tequila before I get my beer.
It looks weak. Why would you want to drink something that makes you want to piss in the middle of a concert?
If you're going to a festival and buying craft beer you deserve to get stabbed.
>>8373079
>drinking shitty beer on purpose just because you're in a place where others can see
Never ever.
Do you guys still use sponges?
I'm looking into how to cook and apparently people use a "dishbrush" to clean their dishes now?
never heard of this before so i'd just like to hear you guys input on this
>>8370260
I dont get tamago. Like that guy from the jiro movie was making a fucking egg for three years straight. No one likes the fucking egg sushi its bullshit
I use these. If you remember they don't last forever and fill with bacteria and change them out often it isn't bad.
I use a sponge sometimes but usually I jut use those stainless steel scrapers because of caked on food.
How will this turn out?
without a dorky science dude /reddit/ is gonna like it 300% less.
>>8370243
Does that one numale count
>no yvonne
Hey /ck/, /k/ommando here. Just wondering what you guys would put in an MRE (meal, ready to eat) if you could design one. Items must be:
1) able to be eaten raw or cooked with only water and a heat source
2) non-perishable
The meal should ideally be able to vacuum seal into a volume of 10"x7"x3" and provide a ballpark of 1250 calories (more if able)
Lets see what you guys can come up with. Best one gets a /k/ defense contract.
>>8367717
Salted lamb shank in a soui vide pouch.
>really any kind of jerkey
>root veggies cut thin
>couscous for carbs (cooks faster than rice and uses less water)
>SPAM
Thank you for your service, have a Corgi.
>>8367717
I would do something like pasties for the entree. Meat, vegetables, etc in a hand held pastry shell. Jerky, or a clif bar type thing to replace the Ranger bar. Maybe peanut butter packets with bread or tortillas. Candy is good too. Skittles or whatever. Powdered sports drink (wish it tasted better), instant coffee. Shot of whisky/vodka. Not enough toilet paper.
>>8367745
>root veggies cut thin
such as? sorry the only thing they teach us in /k/ is how to clean a mosin and use the bolt as a anal massager.
Welcome to Subway. What can I get for you?
>>8366286
A double meatball marinara on Italian herb and cheese bread with jalapeƱos, green peppers, and provolone. Be sure to activate the meatballs, I'm on a strength training regimen.
9 grain honey oat
over roasted chicken
pepper jack
toasted
lettuce
tomato
spinach
olives
pepper
chipotle sauce
DAS IT MANE
>>8366290
>double
>meatball
jesus isn't a regular meatball like 1000 calories
I've been eating a lot of undercooked meat lately because I'm staying at my grandma's during the holiday season and, long story short, I have a tapeworm. How do I get it out /ck/ wat do?
>>8364805
how do you know?
whatever you do, don't go to a doctor
>>8364805
Start chugging hard liquor until the alcohol kills it. It'll die before you will.
Do you assholes use separate boards for meat and veggies?
Of course not, you all just eat fast food.
>>8362811
I've been using the same bamboo chopping board for everything for the last 7 years
>>8362811
This will stay up and the janitor will have a hearty chuckle.
Meanwhile, I type the word "nigger" and get banned for a month for "flaming".
Why is the moderation on /ck/ so awful? Why is the janitor such a pathetic dumbass? It doesn't make sense.
>>8362823
Are you denying being a flaming faggot? Do I need to ban you again?