My cousin had a chocolate fountain as his wedding so I was dipping my 'za into the chocolate stream and then they banned me.
What the fuck what else is the point of a chocolate fountain, and don't fucking tell me to use the marshmallows on sticks, like if I wanted my teeth to rot out I'd just drink Dr. Pepper every day.
the fuck is going on in your mind
>Za at a wedding
>>8371291
It's the buffet in the evening.
Church morning service, then fine dining restaurant with speeches and shit, then to the buffet and alcohol and dancing place
>tfw when the women take off their shoes during the dances and their feet get all black on the bottom
>>8371304
I think you might be intoxicated.
>>8371311
>When the Father/Bride dance to "I loved her first"
>When they play "turn down for what"
>When the church man says like "does anyone know of any reason why these two should not be wed" and someone shouts out "cos he's a wanker"
The thought of some sweaty sperg dipping his greasy pizza (and you know it's the greasiest, since only a person who enjoys the shittiest pizza would call it "'za") in my chocolate fondue, legit makes the hairs on my neck stand.
I know it's bait, but fuck.