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This is something you need to talk with your girlfriend about, nobody here can tell you what your gf likes in the bedroom

>>18547121
This. And only this.

>>18547121
She doesn't know what she likes, that's why I'm asking for advice so I can suggest it to her and see what she thinks, sorry if that wasn't clear.

Yeh, she was mirin. >>/fit/

>>18547095
Of all the sad delusions of lonely guys, the most pathetic is the belief that looking at someone constitutes a relationship.

She does not know you from Adam and would not be able to pick you out of a line-up. She glanced in your general direction once, and you probably didn't register on her consciousness because she was really looking at something behind you.

>>18547095
No. Was this a shit and pointless thread? Yes!

>>18547093
*not going to retype

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

>>18547093
you do know that if you press the back button and click the new thread button it's still there right?

>>18547093
You should of written it in Word first you dummy, I write almost every long post in word on the off chance I'll lose it and sometimes it's nice to have a record folder of all those long winded deep thought of your situations.

Sometimes if I'm sad I'll go back and recollect some of the more happy ones.

>go to her friends house
>flirting hard with her friend right in front of her
>doing it right back
>it hurts her
>she texts me saying dont not her it hurts
>basically tell her no
>she takes friend to other room, im thinking shes fucking things up for me with this other girl
>nope.avi
>tells her friend everything
>her friend tells her to leave her boyfriend for me
>tells me everytime i bumbed into her it made her feel something she has never felt before, not being wet just something amazing she cant quite explain
>lizard brain intensified
>she asked me what to do
>tell her to do it
>realize i have feelings for her
>strong feelings for her, actually want to take it slow for once with a girl(6 one night stands and never a serious relationship)
>she tries to do it
>cant
>drive to her apartment,sit in car talking for hours
>lizard brain fades away, come back to reality
>both come to conclusion that we need to stop speaking to each other for awhile in order to lose our feelings for each other
>feels bad
>havent spoken since
I really want to try again with her. How have i done? What do i do next? Should i keep trying or should i just stop here and leave it alone?

arent your reptilian friends around?

isnt there a rule like

friends> bitches
or
never take it serious with a hoe that has left someone for you, because you are just some steps away from beeing boring for her..

just take the girl you have been flirting with for awhile..

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Being a medfag and such, seeing things like this make me sick to my stomach. Realizing that most of our intuition goes out of the fucking door when our hormonal desires take over.

OP have you completely forgotten about your "best friend"? There's an aphorism that states "bros before hoes" or something like that.

I want you to sit down in solitude and completely meditate (not like treatment buddhist bullshit but more introspection) over the past events that have taken place. That your "lizard brain" stops making decisions and after, you can "attempt" to cognitively make sound reasoning.

Also if you choose to pursue the girl, there's no statue saying that she won't leave you for someone who can pleasure her by "being bumped into".

step 1 stop being a stupid frogposter
step 2 dive into the pussy

>>18547016
Hey man at least you're making strides forward unlike some people. However you will always remain as a outcast. Once cast into the darkness there is no return. You may think that you fit in with the normies but in reality you barely interact with the outside world.

>>18547016

tell us, what do you do?

Well what is your plan

>>18547008
Graduate with undergrad in one more year, while saving money from my mildly successful YouTube channel and online store until summer '18, when I get a certificate in the specific field I want and hopefully by 2019-20, find a job in said field.

>>18547015
Make the goal
1. Graduate
2. Find a job

>>18546991
Hi.

I have the highest IQ on /adv/ and even I couldn't follow your explanation of events.

If my huge brain followed this mess correctly then basically,

>You and friends had a group chat and talked about silly, old, untrue high school rumors.
>One of these rumors involved your best friend

>Your best friend found out about the conversation a time later.

>She was upset and made a big deal, thinking you guys were talking about her and demanded to know what was said.

alright OP. Obliviously self centered? You would know best. It sounds as so. But also, I could understand why she would be annoyed and want to know the details of the rumors amd conversation. I'd be the same way but i wouldn't sperg out like her in asking to know.

All i'll say is, Everyone has their flaws.
She is who she is.
Bringing up what you dont like about her wont do any good.

We make friends and keep family. They wre who they are and if we cant tolerate them, we avoid them or remove them from our lives. The little annoying things, we have to deal with if we can.

>>18547019#

Yeah, I get it we all have our flaws and why she'd be angry about the rumors, it was really the way she treated my other friend during the conversation that upset me.

When you're upset about people not liking you, and one of your friends tries to comfort you saying that "we love you just the way you are, and you shouldn't listen to silly rumors".. your immediate response to that shouldn't be "whoa calm don't, why r u so triggered, lol", you know? It's just plain rude. She treats anyone like that as soon as she's given attention and I hate it.

What made it worse is when I told her she was being rude, she replies with "I'm sorry? Whatever" and continues to complain about the gossip. It just became very awkward for all of us.

>>18546991
ill try to give you insight of the "crazy bitch"

Im coming into conversation. people have been talking about me, behind my back. they dont want to tell me what they have said. they tell me not to worry about it. i was not worrying about nothing until somebody said not to worry about anything. maybe i should worry about it. probably my friends should just tell me which traits of mine have been talkable enough so if i interact with people to be less of an crazy bitch so i may reconsider my behavier. but this one dumb friend number 2 keeps me from reaching my purpose in life

thanks frend

>>18546968
Dont fuck your cousin you'll start hating democrats and grow a love for ZZ Top you may have never realized or kept repressed

As long as you don't procreate there is nothing wrong with it.

Don't do it.

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don't do it.

>>18546948
You lived twice. I think you're capable of living again. Clearly you're more likely to succeed with later attempts since the act begins to lose its gravity/severity.
Imagine what you could do with the epiphany of knowing your life is suddenly extinguished.

If suggest reading about NDEs. A lot of people report that at the moment of dying they lose fear and suffering stops at the thought that death is ensured, and in these moments they feel enlightened and real.
It's fascinating, because these people believed they would be dead in a blink, but then find themselves alive and well.

This happened a lot with soldiers who saw artillery shells fall towards them only for it to be a dud and ineffective.

this is phrased like some sort of suicide chuunibyo shit

Get Oneplus 4

Oneplus.net

I have a OnePlus 3T and agree with the other Anon. Go with OnePlus's current phone. It's got hardware similar to like the newest Galaxy phone but is a lot cheaper because it has a little more simpler 1080p screen, and one speaker. Camera is great too.

>>18546994
>>18547004
anything you can suggest that's cheaper? around $200?

>>18546895
>I also stopped going to my doctor, taking my pills, and seeing my therapist.

Do you think perhaps that might have some relevance to your mood? Aren't you confusing cause and effect? You're not giving up on help because you're dpressed. It's the other way around.

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>>18546895
You don't need a job and motivation to justify living.

Think them as things you can work towards. Be happy for the small victories and give yourself permission to fail sometimes.

I feel the same. I attempted suicide recently and I don't feel any different now, I want to try again. I wonder if people like us are just fucked, or if those with this sort of depression can actually recover and feel normal.

For the love of god don't put everyday objects up your ass. Can't tell you how many stories I've heard of people going to the ER to get things outta there.

I've never done it, but I imagine a flared-base dildo. And maybe an enema first.

>>18546886
use the pointy side

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>>18546886
>but it didn't do anything and just came out wrapped in a string of bloody feces carrying the most foul stench I've ever witnessed.


Aw man

Have you tried an enema first
Then a lubed finger
Go to a sex toy site and get a beginners toy

Bruh

You're going to find very few jobs that are specifically for someone who studied English. What you need to be doing is looking for general jobs that require a degree. Look at what your skills are and match jobs to them, not your major.

>What are some things I should/can do to elevate myself above the rest?
Part time work, volunteering, research or other work (especially if it's published). It's also a bit late for this, but involvement in school life doesn't hurt either.

>>18546880
>>18546880
That's what I've been doing more or less, I've matched up jobs to my skills (e.g. "marketing Coordinator", "Content Writer", "Digital Marketing Manager"). The job market is rough as I've heard from everyone around me. I'm told that hundreds of applications can be sent only to hear back from one company, which is currently where I sit. I can send out a hundred applications in a week but I'll only hear back from one place (which is fine) but I wanna know what more I can do.

I'm currently working part-time for a tutoring company and at an Amazon warehouse doing grunt work, what do you mean by research? I'm also currently brushing up on skills like coding and analytics.

>>18546892
>what do you mean by research?
Well you know how there are academic journals where people can write articles and essays? See if you can get your work published in something like that, you might need a former teacher's help. I wrote an article that was eventually published in my field (it was originally for a class, but the professor submitted it to a journal), and that's really impressed a lot of people because no one expects someone with just a Bachelor's to be that accomplished.

The character mark brendanawicz

He is ? Andi he is who said so?

If you've seen the show Parks and Rec you'd know what I'm talking about. He's always just kind of there. For example, one of the characters ditched a really fun video game/ music loving guy for this person. Because he seemed more adult I guess? Yet she eventually fell for the other guy again

>>18546861
Police have better things to do than follow you in marked cars. They'd just arrest you. And unmarked are better at their jobs than to be noticed by a paranoid nut.

In other words it's nothing. Marked units don't stalk.

But what if they are, it's probably a conspiracy

>>18546861
This is one of the most common symptoms of paranoia. It even has a name - "the red car syndrome"

You never particularly notice red cars on the road. Then you buy one, and suddenly they're everywhere. The numbers haven't changed, but because you are thinking about your red car, you notice others.

There are no more police cars around than there ever were. But something - it doesn't matter what - has made you start looking for them and so they seem to be everywhere.

Try this - pick a color of car and start looking for them. You'll start seeing them everywhere, even though there aren't any more around than there were before.