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Be a female pornstar

>>18545240
Just don't do it unless you're female.

>>18545242
agree.
You have more luck making a youtube channel. But only if you know how to attract a crowd.

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Something artistic like music. I have enough practical experience in my field that I feel I would be fine. Don't know if I'll ever be able to go back to school though. Took a temporary, full time job to get some experience and now I might be getting promoted

>>18545199
What stops you from going back?

>>18545208
40 hours a week is a lot, I wake up early because of the commute, and I live in LA so it takes twice as long to get home. Then I get home, I go to the gym, and make food and I only have about 2-3 hours of personal time. That's Mon-Fri.

You're a rapesexual, it's perfectly natural. Much like being homosexual or pedosexual.

>>18545200
So youre telling me its ok to rape 15 year old girls

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I mean you shouldn't go and rape somebody but if it's part of your religion or gender then it's ok

reeee help

H E L P

> how to kiss someone
Jesus, you put your lips against her lips. You don't need a fucking internship. Google it, if you're that desperate.

> should I wear condom in sex
Yes.

> how safe is it
According to Wikipedia, pregnancy rates are 2% with perfect use and 18% with typical use. They're pretty safe, the biggest risks are breaking and sliding off. Make sure you don't use expired condoms or leave them in unsafe conditions (inside your car may be too hot, and in your wallet it will be constantly wearing off).

> how much pleasure does it remove?
No idea. And neither will you until you've got a stable relationship, unless you want to have a baby in your hands just because you wanted to fuck her raw.

She would.

communicating with your girlfriend and asking her for support will not make her go off and fuck some chad. if she's capable of doing that she's a piece of shit & the relationship was doomed anyway

i wish my bf would share more things with me but he's not capable of doing that and it doesn't make him look strong, it just makes me sad. if your girl cares about you some vulnerability will make her love you more, not less

If she really loves you, she will support you. The losing respect thing is a meme. When my bf opened up about his suicidal tendencies, it... didn't make me happy because his problems were nothing to be happy about, but it did mean a lot to me that he was able to trust me in such a way. If you've been together for a while and can tell that she likes you, you should tell her. It can only bring you closer.

I lift weights.

>>18545144

whatever is around. I do repeat TV shows and games but its never because of the mood I'm in. I think the closest is I MIGHT watch some steven universe if I'm sad because its less of a commitment than tuning in to an hour long drama, I tend to feel like those need to be watched from beginning to end.

cartoons in general i Might watch now that I think about it actually. if I have a sad day I tend to wear clothes (whereas usually im naked) and just lay down and eat.

food is much more linked to my mood than what I watch. Spaghetti is a comfort food of mine, though thats probably partially due to an iron deficiency its something I crave often because of how much pure beef i put in it.

I also tend to get chinese food. Sometimes chipotle, but not as much. chinese food is my 'im sad but this makes me happy' food.

regardless our choices wont help you much.

>>18545169
I can barely force myself to eat, and I'm trying not to drink just so I have more to drink later.

Just 363 days left.

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>>18545093
That depends on your starting point.

Are you a bitch or manly man?

>>18545093
Manlet detected

Bump for help. I really need some

>>18545047

I think you are misinterpreting the situation here. you probably DID like her at first and now the honeymoon phase is over and you realize she isn't anything particularly special, so you are retroactively applying those emotions to the entire relationship. this happens a LOT.

sometimes you meet someone who in person seems to be really happy and fun, and they make grand declarations about how they are the happiest and luckiest person because of their friends.

then that night on facebook they've been home alone for 3 hours without a god hobby so they become sad and they retroactively apply that emotion to their life. they think 'well im sad now, and its really sad, so that must mean that happiness was a lie, therefore I am depressed and just putting on smiles for everyone elses sake'

Nonsense logic. but thats what a lot of people do.

anyways, in your case if you arent into her it doesn't mean you are wrong or broken. hell even if you NEVER felt anything for her it doesn't mean you are wrong or broken. you cant just date ANYONE and expect happiness to fall out.

>>18545347
What do I do? I am scared about breaking up because it's the first person that has ever taken interest in me.... I'm so introverted and "Beta" that it's impossible for me to initiate anything, and most girls are sluts in my town? How can I get back that "honeymoon" phase of a relationship?

You're the man, you decide. Period. If one of you feels uncomfortable with something, you don't do it. Tell her to eat shit.

>>18545010
It is called finding compromise and proper communication. If i were your wife, i would suspect you caught chlamidia (or other funny std) and now you are taking pills secretly and using condoms so i dont get it too.

Also one very stupid question for you
>why are you married when you dont want children and sole though about making her pregnant scares you so much?
What is the point of marriage if not having lots of babies? Maybe it is time for vasectomy?

Another bonus question
>why did you marry person who you dont even trust in anticonception / not forcing you to be a dad in the first place?

>>18545010
>However she doesn't like condoms because she doesn't like the interruption to sex
That's ridiculous
Put it in while you're eating her out or some shiy

>>18545006
They are dying
Clean your fucking appartment and actually take out the rotting food

Your neighbor had/has an infestation and sprayed his place. The poisoned pests came to your place to escape the torture, but had received a lethal dose already.
There is a hoarder slob living near you.

In the US, we have foggers available at the grocery store for a few bucks. I came home from vacation once and there were flies everywhere. I used a fogger and never saw them again.

>>18544963
I'd say so. A lot of times people are overly self conscious about their looks. It is really just a confidence thing.

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Here is the photo. Do I look noticeably fat or weird?

What's your impression of the person in this photo?

My hair looks less retarded in real life.

post your pic already, we'll score you.

>>18544958

>Trying to get a gf for the sake of having a relationship
>Not seeing where it goes wrong
>Asking girls out you're not genuinly attracted to

You are probably unsuccesfull because you come over as boring and uninterested, because you probably are not interested in them.

>>18544978
Are you just illeiterate or retarded? I haven't tried the appproaches I've listed. I don't know what is the correct way. What am I supposed to do? Sit around?

>>18544999

Great way to deal with someone giving you advice. But on the other hand, I read through your post too fast.

So it boils down to the following: If you want a girlfriend, you need to be exposed to enough people until you finally meet someone you feel attracted to. You (now I am projecting my behaviour upon you, so it may not work for you) can feel that you're attracted to someone if you let them in your personal space/you actively seek contact with them even before realizing you like them.

Now you have found someone you are attrected to, the next step is to initiate contact. Get her phonenumber/skype/kik/whatever get to know her. Probe if the feelings is mutual, or if she is interested in you at all. If she's interested try to set up a date. If you get this far and don't know what to do, make a new thread for the next step.

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>>18544947
This is the Ford Transit. It's tall enough for a guy to stand in. And its wide enough for a mattress. Livable? Maybe....

>>18544947
Save enough money that you could libe lff of your savings for several months. That's what people usually do in order to be able to survive bad times

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>>18544953

>>18544957
But what if the money runs out? What if I were unemployed for like 6 months?

I'm really thinking I need some kind of hard-asset or some kind of ownership of something

Ownership is the only real guarantee in anything

The real question is: What is the most effective thing to own? Whats the most cost-effective asset to invest in, that won't break the bank, but will also be live-able?

I have about $1,400 in savings currently. Not enough for a down payment on anything yet, but I'm thinking if I try really hard, I could maybe have a few more thousand in a few months

Unfortunately, it's looking fucked OP. At the end of the day he's her real father and that's a very powerful legal leverage. You'd need to prove he's unfit to have custody and that might be difficult.

why haven't you gotten a proper lawyer who'll give you the proper details on this? if there's any way you can get custody, fight tooth and nail for it. you may have to adopt her and all that first.

I know it's a tough time but pull out the stops and get the ball rolling anon.

It's not possible unless you can prove without a doubt that he can't look after her. You're not her father man, you'll have to let go.

Figure out what they might be insecure about and compliment them on aspects that makes those insecurities less obvius.

Try to walk them slowly out of their esteem issues. Like if someone is shy, mostly they might talk better in small circles of people. So dont introduce shy ppl to groups of 10 and think they might deal with it, try to involve them in small talk groups so they can get out of themselfes.

Or if they are fat and dont want to go swimming, try going to places where less people are swimming so they can get comfortable and ease up.

It is not important whether people are watching, listening or whatever. They think ppl around them do, so try to deal with their problems by forcing them to face em but at a very slowly pace

>>18544938
Everything this anon said except the first one, that's a bad idea because it's transparent and obvious
But the rest of these are fine

>>18544938
What if I can't figure out why they have a low self esteem?