What's the best way to massage my own prostate? I tried

For the love of god don't put everyday objects up your ass. Can't tell you how many stories I've heard of people going to the ER to get things outta there.

I've never done it, but I imagine a flared-base dildo. And maybe an enema first.

>>18546886
use the pointy side

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>>18546886
>but it didn't do anything and just came out wrapped in a string of bloody feces carrying the most foul stench I've ever witnessed.


Aw man

Have you tried an enema first
Then a lubed finger
Go to a sex toy site and get a beginners toy

Bruh

>>18546910
This.
OP seriously? A fucking screwdriver? That's not how it works m8.
Use your finger first. Clip and file the nail, make sure it's clean, and use lube. Objects that aren't dildos are just fetish and aren't meant to massage the prostate.

Maybe try not being a degenerate?

Stop being a fag OP, there is no need to stick things up your ass.