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I've just signed up for a course in Criminal Psychology, since I've been wanting to do this for years.
I also want to move countries, from the UK to the US. But I'm afraid that even if I complete the course, I may not be accepted for a green card.
What should I do in to make this shit actually happen?
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>>18547510
>But I'm afraid that even if I complete the course, I may not be accepted for a green card.
very unlikely that you will find sponsorship for a work visa when your only qualification is a course in Criminal Psychology (does that even count as being a Degree? Because if it doesn't then you won't even qualify for possible sponsorship).
>What should I do in to make this shit actually happen?
Study something more in demand - though keep in mind that even with great qualifications (let's say bachelors in CS and then a masters in cs from a US University) you still have nowhere near a guarantee that you can actually move to the US.
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>>18547510
>I may not be accepted for a green card
Also that's not how that works. You don't "get accepted for a green card". You find an employer willing to sponsor you and then when you get lucky (1/3 chance as the number of work visas given out is capped and there are far too many employers seeking one) you get in.
You do not apply for a blank green card on your own.
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>>18547530
Ah, okay! I do have a few other qualifications due to time served in the British Army, mainly Engineering, since I was in the Royal Tank Regiment and we had to learn it.
I wasn't aware about the green card situation, since all the sources I have found/researched came up with so many different answers.
Thank you for clearing all of that up, though, it's greatly appreciated!
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>manage to get this girl
>she hates herself, not that much but it's still a thing. she's pretty edgy too.
>i'm a introvert who over the past year has done eveything to become extroverted
>i didn't really have that good of a childhood, i spent much more time on my computer than with friends
>my brother has depression
>i think I might just have depression
>with other people I try to hide it
>however, i tell her this
>often at night when we text she starts hating herself and asking me shit like "why do you do this, how do you not hate me?"
>she starts to distance herself a bit from me, she never shows her feelings for me
>i start to think that she has none for me
>i start becomming more and more depressed, and I start to worry a lot more
>I tell her this and she doesn't really know what to do
>i become more angry, i dont yell at her and i dont insult her but i am angrier and I distance myself more
>she doesn't love me anymore
>im pretty sure this is the reason for that
>we break up last night
I want her back, I love her so fucking much, she means so much to me. But on the other hand, she didn't really care when I showed my emotional side, where as I was supportive when she showed hers. If I tried, I could most likely get her back, my other friends have been in similar sittuations and managed to get the girl back. But, again, maybe I should move on forward. I'm thinking of looking at other girls but still talking with her, if she develops feelings for me again, maybe I should get back with her.
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It sounds like you weren't good for eachother
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Maybe. I'm not sure anymore myself.
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She needs to get better as a human and you have the responisbility (as long as you intent to love her and be her bf) to help her with that.
But if everything fails and she does hurt you more then you need to leave. Dont feel shitty because someone else feels shitty for themselfes.
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Here is my question. if i am say 24 but due to my genetics people think im 18 years old. Is it wrong to sleep with a barely legal 16 year old girls? (legal age)
Initially i thought it seems weird/creepy but if i look like the age it's my genetics right? As in if i dated a 16 year old people wouldn't bat an eye but if i told people my age they would be thinking wtf?
If anyone has opinion i'd appreciate it.
Oh and im making this thread because of 16 year olds asking for my number.
Personally i'm inclined to not sleep with barely legal girls, just wondering others opinions.
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I think it's weird and creepy as fuck but if they are legal where you are, I guess that's your call. I don't think I'd ever sleep with someone younger than 20-21 and I'm only 26.
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>all ya damn excuses
Fuck off with that, nobody cares. You're here for advice; only weedpickers will sit here and lecture you.
>your problem, on the other hand
Uh, advice? Don't do it. Period. Being well out of high school and having anything to do with high schools is just a bad idea in general. Since the whole, "they stay the same age" guy is a well-known thing nowadays, people are quick to learn ages. Socially speaking, it could damn you in a lot of ways. A lot more than you probably think possible.
As for the legality, maybe brush up on the laws there and ensure there aren't clauses against significant age differences or anything like that. Knowing every last detail will be your ally if things go legal, so... arm yourself.
Morally? I dunno man, some kids are just as fucked up as adults are, so it's really just as much a gamble as always (in the sense that you could take advantage of a naive 24-year-old the same way) except you explicitly seem to be pulling from high schoolers, which is a pug-fuckin'-bad pool to be pulling from. That is 3-star territory with no waifus, friend. That is your sixth three-star Cherche in a row.
Take to your inclination, if it exists, and don't sleep with her. Even if you look young, you are 24, and it'll come out the moment her friends know you fucked her. The very next time you meet her, if she hasn't to that point, she *will* then ask you your age.
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Not according to the law. Idk what to tell you.
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My friend is going insane with stress.
She lives with her aunt, and helps her by taking care of her children, which is cool, but its become more and more and theyre spoilt little shits.
She has to take them to school, and then pick them up while the aunt works.
Except sometimes she doesnt work/leaves work early and just sits at home watching TV while my friend picks up her kids.
She's obviously depressed and wants to be as far away from her horrible children as possible.
But I think, fuck it. Why should that be my friends problem. If she wants to be a shitty mother then she should either pay my friend to mind them or find someone else to do it.
Seething.
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>>18547458
bump
Could you by chance take her in? Does she have enough money to move out?
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>>18547458
'Your friend' is bullshit artist who should stop using such thinly veiled posting practices on 4chan.
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>>18548173
Yeah, were all moving out in a month or two. But until then.
>>18548176
Whaddya mean?
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>girl has a bf
>kinda into her
>she flirts with me
>call me daddy, my love and shit like that
>gave me the "like a brother" talk
>will be spending a week with alone with her
I need to set some boundaries, how do I do that without being rude?
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In her and other girl's minds she was joking
In reality she was flirting
There's no good way to go about this as they always think they're right.
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>>18547445
I can see that being the case.
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leave your sister alone, anon.
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What can I put on a resume when I don't have any work history? I've been very unsuccessful applying for jobs relevant to my degree so what can I put on a resume that'll help me get random unskilled part time work like retail?
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>>18547390
Lie about being an eagle scout.
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>have a degree
>but no work experience
It's like you wanted to waste your money.
It's one thing if you're 18, straight out of high school and have no work experience, but there's really no excuse by the time you graduate university.
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>>18547390
Retail is a first job kind of deal they shouldn't be expecting much
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How do you deal with being average? 2017-07-23 09:36:45 Post No.18547385
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How do you deal with being average?
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>Not F1 racer
>Not top football player
>Not millionaire
>Not 6'5" Chad
What is life? How do you deal with this?
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Why are white guys so obsessed about their height? Face and body is more important.
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>>18547411
What is 4chan?
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>>18547385
Literally nothing wrong with being average. If you're not a spic and willing to work hard in a career and not take gibs, then you can secure a decent financial future.
Then, you revel in day-to-day joys; raising a family on a homestead, going for mountain hikes, trips...
There's something authentic to the life of a normie, that rich people miss out on in all their hurries. It's not superior to being wealthy, but you gotta remember to keep your chin up
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Why do I feel my frontal chest all the time when I breathe?
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>>18547276
Because that's... breathing?
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>>18547276
Use diaphragm/stomach along well as your chest. Feel it in the bottom of your lungs.
If you feel an unusual tightness, usually accompanied by sharp pain, then see a doctor.
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I personally do not like the sound of my breathing so I breath very shallowly so that I cannot hear it. Been doing it that way for almost 20 years.
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Skin Rash?
Hey /adv/ , what is this shit on my skin?
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looks like mollusca but you'd have to see a doctor.
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>>18547268
that's a really big dick.
congrats
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>>18547268
Goosebumps with hair ingrown and/or plucked from friction.
What do you think the chances are that i'm going to get flaked here senpai. Should I have handled this excuse differently?
Some additional intel here by the way is that yesterday I asked her to check her work schedule and told her to contact me when she did to see if she had a certain day off. She didn't so I decided to reach out and ask if she did check.
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>>18547188
chances seem high to me since you're putting in more of the work, but you're this far in so you might as well see it through.
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>>18547188
>give you the address later
er...? That's kinda roundabout, don't you think?
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>>18547188
Go to Chateau Heartiste and stick "flake" into the search box and browse the articles. Here's one to start you off, this is a reversible situation:
https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2017/06/13/reader-field-report-reversing-a-flake/
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>be me
>invited to party from an acquaintance
>while there everyone is socializing with girls and whatnot
>no really seem interested in me
>just drink a shitton of beer
>attempt to mingle
>none interested
>party is nearly over
>some girl I always thought was kinda in to me says goodbye goes for a hug
>kiss her instead
>feel good about myself
>tell her to call me
>wake up next day
>sober
>realize what I did
>she didnt even like me she was just being polite but my desperation made me think those were signs
>fucked up big time
>avoid talking about
>apologize to her, she invites me to go somewhere with her and her friends but I say no
>one of her friends attempts to talk to me
>over the course of a couple of weeks she starts being extremely friendly and flirty with me
>never leads to anything though
>invites me to sleep over and just snuggles/spoons but doesnt want to take it further
>then out of nowhere she doesnt want contact anymore
>didnt even do anything afaik
>meanwhile my friends try to get me to start a relationship with this 3/10 girl from work
>suddenly I realize why none of the girls I like liked me
>why I was always imagining signs when in reality it was nothing
>im just a fucking ugly cunt and those 3/10s are in my league
I feel like a complete retard
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usually when "friends" try to hook you up with someone it's going to be somebody ugly because if they weren't ugly they'd try to hook up with them instead
it's why the concept of a wingman to me seems so incredibly stupid, in fact if you're out with friends an start hitting on a girl and everything is going well and you come back and suddenly she's not into it, it's because your "friends" said some shit about you on purpose
people are shit dude
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>>18547183
>kiss her instead
>tell her to call me
you tricked her into thinking you're a man
>invites me to sleep over and just snuggles/spoons but doesnt want to take it further
you were supposed to fuck.
>then out of nowhere she doesnt want contact anymore
well, you hurt her feelings by not fucking her AND also exposed yourself as a baby
>>18547664
>it's why the concept of a wingman to me seems so incredibly stupid
dude, you have no idea
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>>18547675
>invites me to sleep over and just snuggles/spoons but doesnt want to take it further
you were supposed to fuck.
Thats what I thought but she was a confused lesbian
I really thought she wanted more but she rejected all my advances yet was a total tease
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
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Guys,
How would you feel if you received a collection of letters compiled over a few years? I'm close friends with one guy who I quite like and one day I want to just give him all of these letters. I've asked myself how I would feel and I'm not entirely sure how I'd react if I was on the receiving end. I'd be weirded out if I didn't know them too well etc. Probably not going to give them to him because that's questionable and odd.
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>>18547193
I'm confused. Were these letters you meant to send but never did? Or are you just throwing every letter he sends you into a box?
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Reposting because I didn't really get an answer.
For you girls.
I'm a manlet, at roughly 165cm/5'4'' in height with the majority of people in my country towering over me.
What are your honest opinions on short guys? YES'es and NO's?
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Brother driving parents to suicide
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>brother is 31 (I'm 22)
>brother has always been on the autism scale (beat himself over the head as a little kid and was extremely violent to himself until he grew out of it at like 15)
>brother is still functioning though, he doesn't need care or someone to supervise him
> point being he can fully function in society
Now that you get the gist of my brother's issues, here's the problem.
>He moved out at 19 and lived with roommates/alone pretty succesfully with just a high school diploma
>at about his 30th birthday he has an ephiphany that he wants to move to Colorado (we live in Texas) for the """scenery""""
>probably the worst kept secret in my family is that he's a pothead, lazy and unmotivated by fucking anything
>part of his autism issues makes him ultra argumentative with everyone
>this grows worse in Colorado when he gets fired from several jobs only a month or so after being hired
>his lmao weed obsession/couch locked laziness from smoking dawn to dusk ends up leaving him shit-broke
>brother lies to our parents about being evicted from his apartment and living in his car for a week IN THE COLORADO WINTER, SHIT IS LITERALLY FREEZING
>Parents let him move back home with them
>move back home with them
>at fucking 30
(CONT)
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They put him in a medicaid (parents are poor and my brother is just as poor, I've barely started my career so I'm poor) therapy program.
>next session my brother has been obsessively researching every minute detail about these doctors and immediately decides they are "going to murder him if he lets them give him pills"
He now is unemployed for over a year now, living with my parents full time...
Came home to visit yesterday and I can just tell my mom wants to run away, and my dad is just so tired of my brother's constantly pissed off attitude that he just prefers either leaving the house or hiding.
I confront my brother, I get back "They shouldn't have had me if they couldn't take care of me till I die lol"
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its time for you to beat the living shit out of your brother. if that last bit was what he said he needs to bend over and eat your shit.
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>>18547143
Not an option
> sitting on a bench with 4yo baby in stroller, minding my own business
> giving the missus some breathing space by taking the baby out
> big fucking "ride me into battle" dog thunders at us, no leash
> sticks head in baby carriage, thorough sniff, licks baby's legs
> owner strolls by, recreationally states cow-sized dog loves babies
> wanders off, calling off monster-mutt several times before it finally decides to follow owner
I don't mind dogs, loyal beasties, but I can't deny that having strange dogs randomly sticking their faces in my baby's stroller (also when walking around) probably isn't the safest thing. Dogs go unleashed here (forest border), owners blindly trust their dogs not to eat my kid, so the only solution I see is to either
> leave baby in carriage (not provoking the dog, who is often scared of the stroller)
> pick up baby from carriage and lift it up in my arms (maybe implying subservience to the dog which could provoke it)
These dogs mind you aren't chihuahua's, but big mofo's. Also including typical "watchdog" breeds. They can easily reach the baby after I picked it up, or even knock me off my feet
TLDR; ceasar milan wanted for tips on unfamiliar dogs outside who press themselves on my 4mo old kid
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I'm not telling you how to parent or anything, but isn't it a bit... neglectful to just have your baby sitting there and not playing with it or stimulating it?
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>>18547144
Baby is either sleeping or quietly looking around, like they do in strollers/baby carriages. Naturally got some toys with us as well, and we have meaningful conversations.
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LF ceasar milan or dog people in general
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Anons that have physical abnormalities or disabilities how do you keep your self-esteem up to feel good about yourself? For example I have scoliosis, some minor pectus excavatum along with a smaller right shoulder and honestly I hate looking at myself. I feel like a freak most of the time, and I know I can't change it now but for the time being what can I really do to cope?
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>>18547126
cannot determine the level of your deformity without pictures.
>descriptions only give us a vague idea
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>>18547133
Here's my shoulders
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>>18547133
Back portion, mostly this is what you see normally. Also not really keen on taking anymore really
(straightest posture I could get)