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>>18551951
peewee. tessie. pebbles. porsche. tsimis. cinder.

>>18551951
Thunder pussy
Ninja
Or what my 1yo calls our cat "Meow"

Deuteronomy

>>18551912
you already had a thread

It isn't mentally perverted to think of your partner's sexual partners. It's false that most people don't think about it, nearly everyone has thought about it at one point or another. The number of sexual partner is not meaningless information. It can be an indicator of their personality or future behavior or their general path in life or their personal development. You shouldn't blame yourself for thinking about it. However, it is bad if you obsess over it or blow it out of proportions, which seems to be the case. Three or four sexual partners is average and non-significant. In other words thinking about it is wrong, it is your interpretation of the data which appears to be abnormal. Out of curiosity, how many previous sexual partners do you have?

>>18551932
Like 20.

It's not really the number that bothers me, it is just the fact that it happened at all. Very unfair to her, I know, but I keep this to myself.

How can anyone be ok with the fact that the person they love has had their mouth on another man's penis, etc.?? People just think about this and then say "Oh well, it doesn't really bother me"?

Its a bad idea.

Is she crazy as in mental, or that she's crazy in she has freaky quirks/fetishes?
If it's the latter, then dive Right in.

>>18551970
little of column A lot of column b

Exercise, meditation, eating healthy, and sleeping early. Do all of these and you'll be fine. After this, learn speed reading and memory techniques or mnemonic device. I'm in a similar situation like you, can't remember anything but my peers say I have a photographic memory even though it isn't like it used to be.

>>18551911
>>18551911
I do all of those and my memory still sucks. I've been doing it for about 3 months now

Do you watch porn, smoke, or drink alcohol ?

>>18551888

How hard are we talking OP?

i get really hard looking at girls using their turds as dildos while i jerk off and fantasize about chewing and swallowing their shit. we all have a kink lil nigga calm down

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>>18551888
Nothing is wrong with some femdom OP as long as you don't go super hardcore like going out to a Wal-Mart naked on a dog leash at 2 am with a dragon sized dildo up your ass in chastity

any girl who fucks you for 12 hours straight after just meeting you is not a girl you want to be in a serious relationship with.

>>18551845
This. Just a fling dude. Go get some other girls that don't even let you kiss on the first date.
A decent girl won't get sexual involved with a stranger right off the first time meeting.
First time meeting is to confirm you and the girl are the real person without having mental problems

>>18551861
yeah. it depends on what you want obviously but if you want a lifelong happy relationship holding off on sex for as long as possible is generally a good idea. that's what I've found in talking to old people.

if you just want to fuck as much as you can though then just keep doing what you're doing.

Maybe, maybe not. Depends on you.

>>18551834
Depends on the frats social standing at your school. If you join some shit tier frat, no.

>>18551854
mid to lower tier at an SEC school is my next bet...

I feel like I completely fucked up. I ended up in a college major that was suited toy aptitudes and long term interests (though I did not know it at the time). But, I dropped out and switched into business school for an IT Management degree that I thought would make me happier because it payed more. Now I am almost done, with a bunch of work experience I did not like, graduating two years later than I should have. I am a nervous wreck always doubting my choices and trying to convince myself I did not fuck up, but feel like I was not true to myself and need to make something happen even though I used to be in a great position. Help me feel better.

>>18551812
I miss her and I want to talk to her again. Atleast to say how I'm feeling. How I felt about us. To apologize.

But I've already tried many times. I only got hostility in return. But I'd keep trying because I thought it was just because I wasn't expressing myself properly.

It's been a while. And I still feel the same that I did back then. But it's been a really tough time holding myself back from reaching out to her again. It's a struggle I go through everyday.

impressive.

You guys went to to full on video with color instead of vague impressions. Paper mario though? There was a baby too.

Couple nights ago, a lady laying down. It's extremely vivid and clear, unlike the things before.

walk up to her and give her a firm handshake

That girl is a depressed fuck

>>18551780
>/r9k/ incel
>so pls no bully
These things seem incompatible. Perhaps you should change something about your life. Women will find you more attractive if you stop wasting your time on /r9k/ and engage in meaningful conversation about building interpersonal relationships on /adv/. Or something.

>TLDR:
How should you react when an adult female disrespects you?

You can say why certain behaviour was disrespectful to you in a calm and adult maner.
Or you can just turn your eyes, look through them like they said the dumbest shit possible that makes them look subhuman and continue doing your own thing.
The first option should be more viable, but people perceive that as being even more weak and they try to get your blood boiling, especially toxic people.
The second option isn't nice, but foul-mouthed shits crap their pants when you see through them then do your own thing, they didn't get the validation they wanted. Then they will either give up or try harder.

Behave with em like they behave with you. Call them out on their stupidity and their whorish behaviour and take any sexist claims as a reward. We have a sexist president, why shouldn't you be disrespectflull.

In their childhood they are the princesses for their parents, in high scool they are the loved ones and they grow their dirty little dumb mouth to something where they think they can get away with everything. By far not every women is this way, but if a women pours her drink on you, do the same. If she hits you FIRST, hit her back even harder.

Everyone has to know his place, thats why women these days seem to have more balls than men, because they dont see any consequences in their behaviour. Dont chimp out but sometimes they deserve being put in their place.Not more or less than they talk or behave to you.

>>18551740

Go back to the cops and insist. If they won't go to the district/state attorney. "Revenge porn" is specifically illegal in many states

The fact that you feel your religion/ethnicity is of any consequence in this matter is disturbing.

Fix your broken society and this will never be a problem.

Your imaginary friend is an asshole.

>>18551773
Muslims take their women's virginity very very seriously. It is unfair but it cannot be fixed overnight. Men are obsessed with their wives virginity. Reading up some of the wedding night stories from muslims made me feel really weird for quite some time.

>>18551740
Don't have advice for you OP. I know you are the sexually frustrated shia girl from the other thread. Inshallah you'll get what you want.

>>18551728
Learn how to set a guitar up. Holy shit that action looks high as hell. The better setup the guitar is, the more fun it will be to play.

>>18551728
Please get lessons

You'd be doing yourself a huge favor

Learn music theory. At least the basics. Check out samuraiguitarist on youtube. He has a couple of videos about music theory, very basic stuff.
Learning theory makes everything much easier.

>>18551644

>hour

Chill out, you needy moron.

She's probably just busy, no need to worry about it

>>18551652
>>18551653
an hour is a long time compared to previous text convos that's the main reason I'm worried

though she might be sleeping, we got back pretty late

>>18551637
Not quite that much but lost around 40-45lbs.
I was ten and a half stone, now seven and a half stone. I'm 5'6''.
Yes I am more attractive. I could get laid before though I just did it because I'm depressed and lonely and thought exercise would keep me busy/ give me endorphins.

Nothing big. Im more attractive and I feel lot of better. Now I also take much care of my food.

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I lost 40kg all up, feel great, fit, but Im still the same person. It doesnt change the important things in life.

You wanna lose weight easy? This is what I did. If I want to play a game, watch tv, do pc work ect, I only do it on this

>it's yours right?

No.

>Is it theft?

No.

>>18551546
Provide more details about who, what and why mrs cat poster.

>>18551546
It never was yours. It was loaned to you. there is no time limit on loans. He took back what was his.

(I'll bet money that you've left something out - that he asked you for it back and only took it when you refused.)