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>>16530008
Huh? Peptobismol? Suicide? Are you saying you're dealing with the diarrhea and vomiting due to a suicide attempt? But you're talking about food poisoning? Did you mean the poison control hotline? How long have you been vomiting?
Vomiting the peptobismol up doesn't mean much since if you were drinking peptobismol and vomiting of course it'll come with the contents of your stomach. Or do you mean it's pink like peptobismol and you haven't had any? Are you vomiting blood? Is it coming up black?

>>16530027
I didn't see any fresh blood. I just want to know if I have the flu or food poisoning, and if so which one? I am eating some gummy bears because they are fortified with vitamin C. Hopefully this helps.

>>16530034
Make sure they're sugar free gummy bears, the regular ones will fuck with your stomach more.

Bumping again

>>16529996
>I also have a bit of annoyingly hereditary acne (no matter what I fucking do it doesn't go away)

That is completely false. Stop drinking soda.

>>16530245
Lel, I drink maybe one soda a week if that. Fuck off

>>16529915
>I don't want her pissing all over my gf on the ride back
Well what the fuck do you expect it is a kitten. Expect pissing and shitting and vets for the first couple of years.

>>16529915

You're definitely, definitely going to need a cat carrier. Like a nice small one. Because it may very likely freak the fuck out in a car ride, fair enough it probably has never been in one before and it sure as FUCK isn't going to use a litter box in your moving car, it will just piss itself or shit itself. When I brought my shelter cat home he shit himself but he used the litterbox perfectly fine at home. Just be understanding and limit the ability for it to shit everywhere by having it in the carrier. It is very important that you get a cat carrier because it could freak out so bad in a moving car that it actually would scratch you while driving or something nuts.

>>16529918
Wat? Anyway, I always picked my kittens either from streets/bus stops (strays) and yeah, once got pissed on because didn't have box, had to carry him in my arms and he was scared. Also when I took my old cat in a fabric bag to a vet she pissed in it because she's mean. Kitten will prolly piss and poop in the box during your ride byt it's normal, I would advise taking two (or three) boxes so when he pisses over in one, you can toss him into the second, that way he won't have to soak in piss/poop. Take some paper towels and lovin and you're ready to go.

>>16529869
Well, you could put a whole toe in each of this nostrils. Didn't your parents teach you not to dig in your nose?

Sounds like to me the dry air is drying out your skin. The nostril are pretty sensitive skin, so it would make sense that the actual skin is drying out. It's reforming because your bodies reacting to the dry skin is a form of lubricant, which then dries again.

I'm not in any sort of medical field so I'm probably 100% wrong.

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>>16529876
Nope. How small are your toes?
Pics, please.

>>16529841
I'm trying to move there soon anon. I have a few friends there but I suspect I'll be very lonely. I'm super co-dependent on friends/boyfriends (I've never eaten at restaurant, seen a movie alone, or gone shopping). But I have gotten better about it, makes things easier.

Listening to audiobooks/standup comedy on my headphones makes it easier to do boring errands.

Hopefully you'll make friends at your job. Where do you live and what do you do OP?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7X7sZzSXYs

>>16529867
I'm in Williamsburg and the job hasn't started yet, will in a week or so. Until then I'm just sitting in my room bored until I need to go buy groceries or something. I'll go get coffee at a nearby cafe some mornings, but that's it...

>>16529896
I think it'll be better once your job starts man. Hopefully you'll make some good connections there. I'm pretty nervous myself

In 5 seconds upon seeing that picture I immediately wonder what everything looks like when you take the corset off. Corsets, ultimate weapons of hambeast deception.

>>16529798
Same, and looks like her titts are saggy or shapeless irl because he wears too small cup. Take this corset off and the gut pops out.

>>16529798
>>16529810
Just fuck her while she wears the corset, no harm done.

She either cheated on you or was planning to.

c.vck

>We love each other and she wants to get married someday and have kids.
hahahahahaha

>2015
>marrying a tinder slut
>marrying at all
>"just wanted friends! honest!"

You deserve whatever she makes you suffer years down the line, for ignoring the obvious red flags.

>she claims she didn't know the app was used for hooking up/dating

That is a lie. She at the least was doing it for attention, which is wrong if you were in a committed relationship. If you were dating and nothing official, then she can do that. To say it was for finding friends only (of the opposite sex only) is a straight up lie.

At this point, if this was an issue 2 years ago when the relationship first started it seems like you should have broken up or moved on and continued your relationship, but you did neither. It sucks, but it seems unfair to dig this up now and throw it back at her. You either trust her or you do not, if you do not, the relationship should end.

My friend is marrying someone she met off OKcupid. They've been together 3 years.

I mean the guy has 30k student loan debt with no degree, lives with his parents, barely has a job and looks like a balding gremlin.

But I guess it can happen.

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>>16529709

>Is online dating just a meme or can it lead to a long term relationship?

Met my girlfriend on OkCupid. We've been together for a little over a year.

We matched, talked for a few days, invited her over to my place for wine and video games and the rest is history. Its actually a really great way to meet women that you typically wouldn't have the opportunity to cross path withs in the real world.

A lot of people think its bullshit but the truth is that all dating is bullshit. All dating is chalk full of disappointment and awkwardness and psychos and dickheads; its not exclusive to the internet.

Try it out. If it doesn't work then the worst that'll happen is you'll be right back where you started.

>>16529713
I fear to think how she looks like...

But no, Op, online dating leads mostly to mediocre ons and genital herpes

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>i reply that i do too, but that it made me upset that she didn't seem to care about my feelings and instead made it about how i made her sad by telling her about my dog. i also tell her that if she wants to spend time with me she needs to make time instead of fitting me into her schedule of hanging out with other friends.
>she doesn't reply that night, so i text her the next day telling her that i was being honest and didn't mean to upset her, if i did upset her at all
>she doesn't reply that day either, so i call her, it rings until voicemail
>i've tried to text and call, and even left a voicemail basically pouring my heart out but she hasn't replied since that day (10 days ago at this point)

I'm pretty lost as to what I should think/feel/do at this point. I thought there was something between us, but if she disappears after I'm honest to her without bad intention, it makes me worry how things would go in the future.

pic related: its her

Post her number and we will get her to talk to you

>>16529777
Lol nah, I'm not an idiot. But any honest opinions and/or advice would be helpful.

>>16529625
PRAISE BE UNTO HIM

If she's got half a decent brain on her shoulders, she won't be sold on criticizing something because of infographs. Would you get "redpilled" from a pro-Islam picture from the internet?

The convincing way is the hard way. Do proper research. Then there's no bullshit.

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>>16529625
Here my 'moderate' friend.

>>16529581
You've probably never done that and are trolling us right now.

I suggest turning off your internet for a month or two (or just unplugging it when you don't need it) and only using public wifi.

Bad troll, go back to work.

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>>16529581
You are a method actor. Keep perfecting your craft and you can be a meme king.

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So anyway, when she left she took the parking permit (I live in a gated apartment and have 2 spots, one needing a permit), and made herself a copy of the key, and took the gate opening button even though that was the only one. Parking is very hard to find in the area, outside of the gate is pretty much the ghetto (quite literally filled with gangbangers, someone was murdered a while back). Couldn't even find parking there, so my friend had to park about a mile away just to get inside. So one of my friends parked inside, and since I couldn't give him the permit he parked inside and was unlucky enough that he got towed and it cost him $300 to get it out.

So, yesterday when I was at work she called me from pretty much a different state and said she broke her computer, I told her how she can get it fixed for cheap. She calls me back a few hours later and she said she just quit her job (Live in caregiver) and she's coming over to stay and have me fix her computer without even asking me.

After I fixed her computer, I demanded the key/clicker/Permit back. I didn't say she couldn't stay, only that I wanted those back first. She agrees that its my place and those are my property (I'm responsible for them, if they're lost I have to buy them again), but she refuses to give them back no matter what. Yet again she tried to guilt trip me about it because I'm her son and she got me the place, but I could potentially lose it if I got in trouble and I told her I don't want her here because she won't even give me my property back. So she just stormed out.

If she gave them back I would have let her stay, but her acting so entitled to it just really annoyed me. I guess now she would be "Homeless", but she could easily get a job even if it's low paying, but she refuses to work any job that she doesn't like no matter how broke she is. I already make shit pay and still have to pay bills, and this whole thing is stressful AF.

TLDR:

Mom got me a place with cheap rent, she's not supposed to be staying there (legally). She needs a place to stay, I let her stay for a month. It was literally worst month of my life. She leaves, then a month later tells me that she broke her computer, I tell her how to fix it. She then tells me she quit her job that day and needs a place to stay and is driving to my house right now from another state. I fix it and tell her that she needs to give me the Gate Key/house key/Parking permit before we talk about her staying, then she trys to guilt trip me and I tell her this is why I don't want her here, and she leaves.

What do?

>>16529491
I'm so, so sorry OP. My mom is bad, but never that bad. I sadly don't have any advice, since getting cops involved could easily fuck you over.

>>16529421
This picture is too good. Damn. That's some quality shit.

She's making a dumb decision, but it's nothing worth arguing about. All you have to do is make her become emotionally dependent on you and she's yours.

If she chills around you like that, you might be becoming "one of the girls". How long have you known her for?

Sounds like she wants to keep you as an orbiter while she fucks Chad.

Don't be that orbiter.

one does not successfully get back together with an ex

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>>16529424
But I must have her.

>>16529415
It lasted for a week and the same old problems resurfaced. This is after 1.5 years of not being together.

>>16529352
I remember when I was 16

>>16529354
Cool

Just let it go and try to stay calm, understand your not really gona be able to change either of your parents and all you really have control over is yourself and how you react to things. So just work on yourself and stay even. Eventually you will move out.