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Am I odd for thinking like this? 2015-12-05 10:43:40 Post No.16534019
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Am I odd for thinking like this?
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I'm a Law student in the UK. I know that everyone wants to secure a job after graduation, but I'm pretty much the opposite.
My dream is to be a backpacker and to see the world. Working as an ESL teacher really appeals to me. I know that if I managed to secure a job after graduation, I will be too scared to give it up/the sacrifice of giving up a law job is too big. Nobody will give up a law job and doing so will only make me look like an idiot.
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Have you thought about going on like a month long trip?
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Been there done that, but it is still different from actually living in another country.
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Yeah I was considering moving to Australia last year but I chickened out when i was about to commit to it.
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ITT: Ask a failed Chad anything 2015-12-05 09:12:56 Post No.16533892
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ITT: Ask a failed Chad anything
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I could have been Chad. I'm white, male, 6'2", lean/toned (I don't lift, eat shit /fit/), dark haired. I basically look like James Bond mixed with any given US president. I also have a fucking deep voice.
Despite all that the cancer of video games got to me early and I avoided playing sports and talking to girls up until college. One of the low points of my life is when I quit basketball and baseball in elementary school.
Still a virgin, living with my mom, no friends, no money. I fap to anime girls multiple times a day. The only thing I've got is my looks, but I'm living proof that isn't enough. AMA.
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Wake up princess and step out of your self pity. Instead of fapping to anime girls, have some purpose in life and pursue it.
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>regretting something that happened 10 or more years ago
haha
>if only I'd kept playing basketball in 5th grade...
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i have my finger up my asshole
i like the way it feels
guys do not give me boners
am i gay?
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Hello /adv/
Ronery guy here.
There are 2 bars where I'm a regular. There are pretty nice place with cool and funny people, although much older than me.
The other day I was at bar 1, it was pretty calm, maybe 6 other persons. I got a pretty bad case of sad drunkenness and started to cry a little. Not like sobbing and such, just red wetty eyes. Others noticed and started to ask what was up, I admitted it was out of extreme loneliness and asked them stupid questions like "am I that ugly?" "why no gf?", etc.
I left right after that because of embarrassment.
Then I joined bar 2, there were only 2 patrons, both regulars. And I got spotted right away, they encouraged me to cry, said it was okay to do so, etc. I think I started to cry like a bitch at that point, but I also blacked out around that time and I have no idea what kind of stupid things I may have said.
I woke up in my bed the day after, no signs of puke or any kind of disaster, but I'm still embarrassed as fuck. I'm now ashamed to go back there. I like those places as I don't get to meet much people outside of those places, so I really want to go.
What should I do?
Should I just go back as if nothing happened?
Should I go and apologize?
Should I avoid those places?
tl;dr: I cried like a bitch in a public place and I'm now embarrassed to go back there. What do?
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>>16533840
>tl;dr: I cried like a bitch in a public place and I'm now embarrassed to go back there. What do?
It happens to the best of us. And trust me, bartenders have seen much worse. It's nothing. Just try not to let yourself get so drunk if crying makes you embarrassed.
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>>16533858
Well, last time I cried in front of someone else, it was my mother, and I was like 11.
Usually when I feel like crying, I just cry by myself.
Would it make it worse if I told the bartender I am sorry for whatever I said or did?
I just want people to erase this image from their memories, grown men don't cry in public places ffs
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>>16533840
I guess just be glad that only a few people actually witnessed it and not more.
But bruh, man up.
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My now ex Is moving out of our apartment tomorrow. I can hear him snoring sleeping on the couch as I lay in the bed. I never thought a sound I hated so much would sound so lovely. I hate myself for throwing away our relationship even if it was rocky. I'm going to miss him so much, I just want to cuddle up to him one last time. Help me through this. My heart hurts so much. I played fire with fire and got caught up in the moment of someone treating me nice for once and cheated on him. I hate myself for it and I hate what I've done to him no matter what he has done to me. Fuck. This is so hard.
Tldr:I cheated, he dumped me, he's moving out tomorrow,it hurts so much. My reasons aren't enough I know.
Inb4: ops a scummy whore.
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I`m just curious as to why cheaters cheat. Why did you do it? You ”regret” it so much right now, did you think there will be no consequences for this?
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Good. It's supposed to fucking hurt like a bitch when you do something that shitty. At least you're still human.
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>>16533732
>I played fire with fire and got caught up in the moment of someone treating me nice for once and cheated on him.
Now you've learned your lesson for next time, assuming there is a next time for you. You did something horrible and inexcusable and now you have to deal with the consequences. There's really not much to say.
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Is it appropriate/legal to ask out girls that are complete strangers in public, or is that looked-down-upon/illegal? What if they're working at the time?
I'm American if that matters.
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>>16533701
You can try, but you probably won't get any takers
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>>16533707
>You can try, but you probably won't get any takers
Why not? How do people meet their bfs/gfs?
I find this all so very, very confusing.
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Depends on how good looking and charming you are. If you're ugly and awkward they'll probably look at you like a piece of shit.
And no it's not illegal. If you have to ask that you aren't at the level required to do shit like you're asking about.
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Is it weird to be 23 and never been asked out by a guy?
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Only if you are a girl.
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>>16533555
I am
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I'm not really sure. I suspect it's really not all that uncommon for a girl to simply have never been asked out. Granted I'm not saying you're in the majority or anything close to it. I just feel like it's not an insignificant number of women (?) who are in your shoes.
If you were hoping for ways to change that, though, that's unlikely to happen here. You're going to need to find some guidance in person.
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What do you guys think about dating single mothers? is it acceptable if I'm punching above my weight?
I just found out this girl I'm interested in has 2 kids and I'm still digging her. Should I kek myself? She's beautiful and has an amazing fit body and I actually like her so far. I'm just a fat 4/10 and she's the most attractive girl who's ever shown interest in me, bar none.
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for the record I'm 26 and she's 23 with a 4yo and a 2yo
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anyone wanna call me a kek at least.
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maybe i don't want kids of my own anyway
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completely wrecked over being dumped 2015-12-05 05:40:55 Post No.16533405
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completely wrecked over being dumped
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it's been about 4 months and ive felt like shit every single day
i've tried videogames
i've tried going out
i've even tried volunteer work but i cant get my mind off of this guy
he was depressed and wouldn't want to get help for himself but i guess he wanted to try something different because i wasn't good enough
and now i just want to die, i've never self harmed before but i have had very specific dreams of killing myself
is there anything i can do to get my mind off of losing the love of my life??
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OP. Don't let that self-loathing fag fuck your shit up
I'd hope you were perfectly capable of doing your thing before him, and its about time you tell yourself this guy was NOT the love of your life. You think this one person has that much power over you, but they don't.
Do something that scares you, find something that inspires you, dress up nice and go get those compliments.
Hugs are the best remedy. Go get whats yours
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>>16533440
i'm extremely shy and theres really no one around here that has anything in common with myself
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>>16533478
Do you have money?
If you can splurge a bit, change your hair color, get a cut, try indoor skydiving
Do something different, you're bound to get noticed, and its better than just sulking all day.
I'm shy af too, but I dress loudly and get "thats a cool shirt" or "nice hair" when I step out. Its a conversation starter, you never know who you'll meet where, but it sure as fuck isn't going to be on 4chan
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A girl I like and her friend are coming to Starbucks this sunday for a college project. I really like this girl... what moves should i make with her at Starbucks?
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You should make her smile. Humor works well, as does simply having a nice time in general. If you want to win her affection then make her feel really happy.
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>what moves should I make with her
With another person there? During the day? No food or alcohol involved? During a project meeting?
Dude, you should make pleasant conversation, otherwise concentrate on getting shit done, and better hope your spaghetti stay in your pockets.
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Now lets say i did a great job with the conversations. How to i transition into asking her out?
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My fuckbuddy that mentioned having feelings for me bailed on me to probably fuck his other 4 sluts on the side
He doesn't "allow" me to have other fuck buddies and yet he has 4 others?
I started catching feelings slightly as well, so I feel conflicted but I know deep down I should drop this motherfucker like a rock
Should I even bother texting him anymore?
Sex is alright (smallish dick)
Fingerbangs like a pro and gets me pretty close to orgasming
>I've never orgasmed
wat do?
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get another one
guy wants a harem
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>>16533383
so hard to find another thick korean guy
but I guess you're right
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>>16533389
find a west indian guy
brown cock is amazing
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Why do women like to stare so much?
I swear, every other bus ride or trip downtown means having at least 1 - 3 girls staring at you by the time you're finished with whatever you're doing. It usually involves just minding your business, looking around out of bored curiosity, lock eyes with some girl staring at her, and she immediately looking somewhere else upon eye contact.
It was cute at first. But it's now concerning and makes you self-conscious.
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Humblebrag
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You're either very attractive or very ugly. If it's the former, they're clearly interested in your looks, but they're too timid to make a move.
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Maybe because you're such a creepy faggot that they can't help but stare in fear. Cunt.
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What do you think of a relationship between a 16-yo girl and a 24-yo dude?
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I think he's going to catch more shit than a Porta Potty at a chili festival.
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18?
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>>16533232
Very high chance of failure. Would advise you don't attempt.
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What do you guys think about being a sugar baby? Do you think it's immoral? Have you ever had a sugar daddy/sugar baby experience, and how was it?
Also, ask a sugar baby anything- I have a no sex rule, so don't even ask.
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Who would finance a sugar baby who doesn't provide sex? What would be the point?
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>>16533225
Immoral? No I don't think I'd say that. But I wouldn't date someone like that.
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I don't think it's immoral, but a lot of people certainly would. Life is basically a game, you play with the hand you're dealt. If you've got looks and are willing to be a sugar baby. That's all you.
Just note, if you don't plan on fucking the guy, you're better suited just playing the fucking Powerball. No guy, looking for a Sugar Baby, is gonna drop a penny on someone who isn't gonna put out.
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So this girl at my work I have been crushing on got me a cupcake for my b-day with a heart on it.
I'm too pussy to make a move but she also has a bf of 4 years so i don't know if she was just being nice. I don't really wanna be her bf though either. Would rather just bang.
Basically am I reading too much into her intentions? We've stared into each others eyes too, there is something there. Maybe I'm letting my imagination get the better of me though.
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bump.
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>>16533152
Do one or two small, nice things for her and gauge reaction. If it's on the spectrum of positive, try hitting on her. If she's interested it'll take off from there.
That is of course if you can live fucking up a relationship like that....but perhaps it's fucked anyway and that's why she's (potentially) giving signals.
This feels like a moral dilemma more than anything else.
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Hey /adv/
I really want to join the military, but I have all the symptoms of Bipolar Disorder. I've had the symptoms for years but it's gotten dramatically worse over the last year.
What would you do if you were in my position;
>Join the military and hope it goes away
>Seek medical guidance
I can only do one, help = bar from military, military = keeping quiet for at least 2 years (or I'm in a traumatic situation and can blame that).
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if it's medically documented you have it, unless you hide that shit you're not getting in. Get guidance and move on dude.
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>>16533142
Not had any personal experience with this, but my brother has. First off, what branch of the military, and what country?
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>>16533157
It's not documented anywhere, hence why I can't decide to seek help or not. I've wanted to be in the military for years, I'm 22 now, I think I would make an excellent officer after training and some experience, but if these symptoms get any worse I could be fucked.
>>16533178
UK, thinking about joining signals