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Depends on if he's gay or not, have you tried to meet the guy?

>>16534823
No, he lives about 2 hours from here, so I really haven't had a chance to. I haven't really looked at his facebook account either because I've decided to trust my girlfriend on this. Guess I'm here because I want a second opinion.

>>16534838

FB stalk that shit. Everyone does that. If the roles were reversed and you were going to visit and stay at a lesbian friend's house you bet your ass your GF would at the BARE MINIMUM FB stalk that shit.

>>16534816
bump adv pls

really fucking no-one?
i thought this is a normie board

>>16534816
>40s
>elderly

what the fuck am I reading?

>>16534791
No.

But losing fat percentage does help. not by much though. Your face is mostly skin, tissue, muscle, with a slight bit of fat mostly around the eye sockets, ears, jaw, and lips.

>>16534799
so I'm fucked?

>I've got big cheeks

And i can not lie

>>16534485
yep, im in the same boat, except i don't take fast food jobs, but that's just because they don't pay enough money to make a living, i would do it if they paid well

Grow the fuck up. If you can't hold down a shit tier job then no one will trust you to do a job that requires some level of competence or responsibility.

Suck it up princess.

>>16534506
Not really helpful but you have a point. OP, no one's going to want you to work for them if you keep quitting your jobs only a few days/weeks/months in. No employer will trust you to be dedicated with a long list of hit-it-n-quit-its.

OP, I feel your pain. However, I'm at an up-end grocery store, but am still in hell. I can handle the customers well, but I fucking hate it. Even at nicer stores they mistreat you. Some people expect you to almost literally kiss their asses. I can't imagine what it's like to be in your shoes.

Why not work at a place you actually like to shop?

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Then my parents were pressuring me to go to University, I was planning to apply one year but I didn't really want to. So I quit my part time job and planned to go travelling for 2 months without telling my parents just to get away from everything. They said I could either apply for University or get a job so I applied to University. Then I went away for 2 months at the start of the year, I didn't really do anything but it was nice to be by myself. But I met an older woman who I had some things in common with, we didn't do anything sexual but we made good friends and I planned to come back to her country in the Summer for an event. She was so kind to me. I don't think anyone has ever been so nice to me. I got her a nice present to repay her and she was really thankful. It felt great to make her happy, it made me feel warm inside. I said to myself I didn't care about myself as long as she was happy.

Then I went home and did nothing of substance until Summer rolled around. But I obtained some onaholes which really made mastrurbating a million times better. Also I got a VR headset to watch porn on which was absolutely amazing.

Then I went to her country again, we went out together but this time I kissed her on the lips. She seemed suprised and didn't kiss me back but just held my hands and said that they felt cold. When I said goodbye to her I kissed her a couple more times on the lips. Again she didn't kiss me back but just stood there and let me kiss her while she held my hands. She was smiling at me and I gave her a big hug.

Then a couple of months later she came to my country (seeing me wasn't her primary reason). She had messaged me something that Google translated to "you have one day to creep on me" but it was actually like "there's one day I have free". So I thought she wanted to fool around as well I didn't realize at the time. I just assumed we would have sex.

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My plan was to sleep with her to consummate our relationship and then have her as motivation for university. And then after I graduate go to work in her country and settle down with her. I wanted her to be my stepping stone to the normie life. She had brought me a present. I was seeing her everyday, and the day before she left I invited her over to my house. I didn't think I would see her again for maybe 3 years because she said she didn't plan to come back to my country next year for the same event, so I wanted to show her my feelings for her this time. We were in my kitchen together until around 2AM listening to music and drinking. I was hugging her. Then we went to bed together, we had slept in the same bed last night at her hotel I didn't do anything because there was another guy in the room. But I had hugged her there as well.

My memories are a bit hazy now because this was 4 months ago. She spread herself out in the middle of my bed without taking any clothes off and I took off my jeans and t shirt and got on top of her (since it was the only place I could really go). We looked at each other for a few seconds then I started to kiss her on the lips. She told me to stop, but she said it playfully and I thought she liked me as well so I didn't understand. I was going to stop but after a few seconds she started to kiss me back (or at least she let me tongue kiss her I can't recall). Kissing her felt so good I really couldn't think straight. Then I started to kiss her stomach and lift her t-shirt, she was playfully resisting at first but she took it off without me forcing her. Then I sucked and groped her breasts, she was moaning so I think she was enjoying it. I think I took off my underwear here and I was rock hard. I started to touch around her shorts but she put her foot in my ass to get me on my back I think and started giving me a blowjob. I was surprised she would do something so agressive so I thought she must be really eager.

It felt great but I didn't want to come before I could pleasure her so I got on top of her again and tried to take off her shorts. But she stopped me and said "sorry, red" something like that in her language. So I thought she meant she had her period right, so I said it's ok I have a condom I don't mind but she said "not OK". So I said maybe we could do anal as a joke and she laughed at that.

But I still wanted to take off her shorts so I could do foreplay to her as well since I wanted her to enjoy herself too because I thought we wouldn't meet again for a long time. I didn't want to be a selfish lover. So I wrestled with her a little whilst kissing her and playing with her chest but she didn't want to. She smiled at me and did the thing with her foot to get me on my back and kept blowing me but I got on top of her and wrestled with her some more. I got her shorts a little bit off but she did them up again when she had her hands free so I thought she really didn't want to take them off she wasn't just being playful this time.

So I thought if she didn't want to go any further we should stop so I said "good night" to her turned off the lights and got into bed. Then she said "hmm, good night"? So I thought she wanted to continue, so I started to kiss her again and since she didn't want to take her shorts off I just gently slid my hand down and rubbed her through her panties. She was moaning but I don't think she liked it since she was pawing at my hand. So I stopped and got on top of her again. I thought I could just touch her through her shorts instead but she was holding her legs closed. I thought she was just being bashful so I slipped my hand in between her thighs and started to rub her crotch. She was moaning and twitching so I thought she was enjoying it. I thought we could get off together like this if she didn't want to do anything else so I put my penis between her thighs and started thrusting against her. It felt really good, better than her blowjob.

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>do those GPS car tracking devices work?
most likely, that's what they're made for

>Anyone know what's the best one that's under $100?
try going for the ones that are designed to prevent/track car theft

that being said, if you're trying to figure out if you're bf is actually cheating on you, this is just about the worst way you could possibly go about it

but I'm sure you were just asking about GPS tracking devices

>>16534410
A tracking device? Really?
If he's gonna cheat he's gonna cheat, don't lower yourself to tracking him.
Maybe you should try TALKING TO HIM.

Is it your face?

How would other describe you?

>>16534325
I'm not ugly, I have at least one female orbiter that I know of.

All you need is a decent size dick, nothing average.

>>16534179
Yeah, i noticed. It was the second time i've slept with my bf and he's huge. I feel like i have an abundance of glorious orgasms to come, but i want to make sure i'm taking every precaution to actually get there. Holy hell, it would be awesome!

>>16534175
Haven't had one, though i've come close when on top.

(2/2)

I was so mad I just stopped responding, and I didn't even want to think about it so I went to sleep around 6pm.

In the morning I wrote her back to basically say that I was excited to see her for the first time in a long 1.5 months and excited that we were spending Christmas together, but now it hurts that I have to try and convince her spend Christmas with me. It hurts that she's finding such petty reasons to not be a family for Christmas. It hurts that just being together isn't enough reason to come, that she needs a whole list of conveniences to make it worthwhile for her.

Haven't heard back still but I know she read it at least 2 hours ago

Thoughts?

Women are selfish entitled cunts for the most part.

I truly hope your relationship works out in the long run for you but, dude if you have no kids get out of this shit now.

I constantly have to pander to my bitch of a fiancée just so that I can see my kid.

I am counting down the days until he is old enough and I can tell her how much I hate her and never want to see her punchable face or whiny cunt voice again.

Jesus I hate this bitch so fucking much but I can't show it, it's killing me inside.

She sounds like a royal cunt. I'd break it off over something like that, you haven't seen her in 45 days and it's fucking Christmas. Think that's a deal breaker friend.

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candles?

dildo

don't we all brother, but don't worry, over time things will get better and you will forget about her and realize that it wasn't really meant to be.

Just wait, there's nothing else to do.

>>16534158
Or at least you'll convince yourself that.

BRING A GLOCK

Only sluts go back to a guy's hotel room on the first date. Did you grow up without a mother or what?

>>16534090
Guns aren't legal where I am. I don't know how to obtain one either.

>>16534106
Nope, I hope a healthy relationship with my mother. Even if we don't fuck necessarily [spoiler]we still want to cuddle platonically.[/spoiler]

Backpage.com is your standard hooker site. I personally use Craigslist, I post that I'm a virgin and get responses. You can find a girl to pitty fuck you or might be a fantasy of theirs. Make an ad, almost useless emailing women ads, half are fake and all get 20+ guys emailing them. With craigslist I'd avoid paying money, only find someone willing to bang for the sake of sex.

What are the standard practices? I'm nervous just talking to people period and just look like a bloody nutter sometimes. I've why I wear my hat outside alot, to hide my face when I end up looking spaztic

>>16534085
Only had an escort once, she was nice and sweet. We got taco bell, went to the hotel room I paid for, ate and chatted some, she went to the bathroom to get ready while I got in the bed. She came out, got in bed, we turned on the TV and was watching a show and her hands slowly reached towards me and then we did it. I think that's how a good and experienced escort would do it, I wouldn't be afraid of saying that you are nervous and all, escorts probably have seen it all.

One thing to keep in mind, escorts will sweet talk to you and what not after, they want you to be a returning customer, don't feel obligated to do that.

>People have told you (all of whom know more about you than us at the moment) that you have an entitled attitude
>Respond by saying you have the right to be entitled.

It was your fucking teens and early twenties. Who cares you fucking weirdo. The problem isn't the other thousands of people in your town. It's you.

Welcome to the real world.

>>16534075
>Respond by saying you have the right to be entitled.
Wanting just once for woman to show interst in em and treat me as a human being is entitled?

>>16534050
Tom Cruise is 5'6"

>>16534022
You cant. Everyone craves validation.

Just dont let it be too strong

>>16534030
So pretend to play it cool? As in act in a way that does not show that I seek validation?

Everyone does seek it, but what is the difference between a normal, slightly harmful, and extremely harmful amount of craving validation?

>>16534034
Dont let the craving for validation dictate your behaviour towards others. Thats the difference - people who seek it too strongly smell like need for validation.

Also keep in mind that friendship and love is validation too.