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Each guy I've dated has eventually quit responding to me. I will go a week without asking how they're doing. When im with them we get along great, its not awkward.
Im tired of this bs, and dumping this current guy.
Should i just be distant with the next one? Is that what guys want?

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So me and my wife have been together since high school and only been with each other. I started having issues in the bedroom and been having trouble getting it up. We have been using toys and alot of oral for her but lately we been kinda talking about maybe bringing someone else in the bedroom for her. Looking for thoughts and opinions on this.

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I haven't had sex in 3 years and it's starting to get to me.

I've been thinking of hiring an escort. Has anyone here done that? How was it? Any tips for first-timers?

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I'm pregnant with a girl. I've been tossing names around and the one I consistently come back to is "Lennon" People have been putting down the name but I really like it.

Do you like the name Lennon for a baby girl?

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Help, feeling extremely ashamed and angry right now. I'm also drunk..

Okay let me explain:

I have a desk in front of my bed so when I'm done fapping I usually leave my used tissues behind the desk on the floor and when the time is right I will go flush them down the toilet.

I'm 19 years old, I still live with my aprents.

I just got home from club, I was having a good time And I'm still drunk. When I entered my room I noticed that somethings different. My parents have FUCKING "cleaned" my room. And they have also found my used tissues and thrown them out... I panicked and was in denial and now I'm ashamed and angry. My parents are asleep right now. What should I do?

I just wrote a message to a piece of paper saying "Get the fuck out of my room" and left it on my desk. I hope they will get the message next time they decide to invade my privacy..

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How fucked am I?

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My boyfriend's job has taken over his life.
He is so stressed and refuses to leave the job for something else, despite him being so unhappy and stressed all the time.
>All of his social activities are only done with co-workers.
He sleeps early on Friday nights because he is so exhausted, I am alone yet again on a Friday night while everyone else are with their partners.
>The only time he is not asleep by 10pm on a Friday is if he is with co-workers.
>He misses real life appointments because he doesn't set the alarm for anything other than work.
>We haven't had sex in months because he has simply just been too tired and depressed/pressured.
I told him how I feel .He got very upset and said he would work on it.

We have 1 day before I leave to see my family for Christmas & he would rather go to his work's Christmas party than spend it with me because "it's rude not to go"
This company has over 500 employees and no one would notice apart from his small office, if they notice at all. I just said okay, but since it's our only real day together before I leave, I would like to come along and I could tell he seemed a bit uneasy about it but said yes.
I don't know what to do /adv/ He needs to keep a job, but this job in particular is sucking the life out of him. This company is run by a team of vampires who over-work their employees and set it up in a way where their life is revolved around the work.
We are on very thin ice because of it.
He doesn't want to break up, I don't want to either but I feel like a background noise in his life. There is no balance and he is always angry with those who love him, so any concerns or issues I do have are met with hostility, even if it's a casual textual chat ("how was your day? xx") he gets very annoyed and tells me to stop texting him and talk to him face to face, when I see him face to face, he falls asleep because he is so tired.

Help.

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I live in the UK, have zero social life at all, live with my parents, have finished university, and have only ever had escorts.

How do I get girls? Would the situation be more salvageable if I moved out? I live in a university city so its infuriating seeing so many hot girls that I'll never talk to.

I'm smart, tall and /fit/ and have hobbies, though they're solitary ones (gym, literature). Though I dont have chad facial aesthetics so internet dating is probably out of the question

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I am 25 and male. I have never been in a fist fight before ever. Would women be reluctant to date me because of this? I will admit, I am somewhat of a coward but only because you can't tell how desperate people are these days. If some diesel dude slapped my dates ass in front of me, I probably wouldn't do anything. What can I do? I can't pull out my pocket knife and stab him, thats illegal. Yet him slapping her ass is illegal too but not nearly as illegal as stabbing someone.

Do women actually expect men to fight up hill battles like that? Like actually go into "suicide fights". Like what if the guy who slapped her ass is clearly CLEARLY stronger than the guy she is dating? Then what?

In the opinion of women here, do you prefer the guy you are dating to have been in many fist fights or NO fist fights. No inbetween.

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I ve come to the final conclusion. Im not ever having kids because i dont want them having the same anxiety and fears that prevent me from socializing. I dont want them to feel what I feel.

has anyone else came to the same conclusion?

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My girlfriend, once like 80 pounds, got fat (not huge, but if she lays on her side her stomach will do that expanding outward thing). She now spends every day depressed in bed, and constantly insists that she's doing better, but no, she isn't. It's getting more and more common for her to beg me to come cuddle her instead of doing my schoolwork or exercising or making a proper meal, and then I spend most of my day laying with her because I get pulled into the laziness. Obviously this isn't all based around her weight, but I know fully well if she was thinner she wouldn't be so unconfident that she'd let the shittiest friends take advantage of her, she wouldn't spend all day watching cartoons, and she wouldn't overall hate herself.

I will have my last best chance to leave in March or April. I intend to use the time I have until then to see what I can do to turn her around, and decide if I'm leaving her behind or not. I mean I look at old pictures of her when we started dating 2 years ago and I fall for that version of her all over again, but it's almost gone. She wore sauce-stained leggings and an ugly Christmas sweater unironically to go to the mall with me last week. I was out today and struggled to find a single person who cared little enough about how they looked to do that.

Yes, I'm being mean. I've watched this girl go from stunning to where I can say I never would have touched her if I wasn't with her already. I don't know how to describe the taste of her mouth. Just please give me some idea of how to help her.

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>born in small forest town
>rednecks everywhere
>every single person is exactly the same so I can't meet anyone
>the tinder is nothing but fat farm girls and girls from college that hate being here
>I have no car or job and everything is so fucking far away
>weather is the worst cost of living is high as balls and there's nothing but trucks and farms no matter what direction I drive in for 5 hours
>all I want is to live in a real city

I hear Atlanta is really cheap. Can I just run away there and get a room in the ghetto for really cheap? I have nothing to lose or live for just my last wish is to go die in a city so my body isn't buried here. I just want to go to a cheap neighborhood and let the blacks shoot me.

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any advice for a person who's gonna be on his ass and homeless tomorrow?

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Today in math class I was on the computer and the gym teacher told to get away from it and take my coat off.I also tried exiting the class by kicking the door but he wouldn't let me through.I cursed at him and now I'm punished.What do I do now?

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How do you keep your daughter from being interested in boys for as long as possible? My little sunshine is 5 but I look long term.

I was (and in many ways still am) a fucking pig as young man. Used every trick in the book to score, cheated left and right, screwed married women, fucked my teacher in high school, fucked a chick and her sister in the same day without either knowing (for a fortnight lol), etc.

And I don't regret anything I did cuz I'm a heartless bastard, but the idea of someone like me or any other type of guy touching my daughter even when she's grown up is horrifying to me.