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A shutin friend wants to move in with me.
she doesnt work, doesnt leave her house, has some kind of mental issues, gets a monthly allowance from her parents and was living with her boyfriend in buttfuck nowhere. Apparently she got sick of him and now is pressuring me to take her in so that she doesnt have to return to her parents house and admit she failed.
I usually wouldnt mind hosting someone for a few weeks, Ive done it before, but all my alarm bells are going off on this, I get along fine with her but i feel that it might be months without her leaving.
On the flipside shes pretty cute blonde in her early twenties and might want to fuck but thats both not guaranteed and its not worth it having to work all day while she just lounges around the house watching tv all day.
What would you do?
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>>16534598
If she is hot and you can have sex with her and dont mind other people living in your house i say go for it
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I defiantly wouldn't, even if you do get to fuck you're having alarms go off in your head and that means more. It will probably end in disaster where she freaks out and won't leave, so don't even take the chance
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why does coffee make me wanna have to poop right away?
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because coffee is actually tiny poops
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>>16534531
makes sense
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People react differently to caffeine. If you have to take a shit after drinking caffeine you should just stop taking caffeine.
I think I've read about caffeine making people shit themselves. If you are part of that tiny minority just don't use caffeine.
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How do you kiss/be a good kisser?
I'm more or less a kiss-less virgin, but I've recently started dating, so i don't want to fuck it up.
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If you can feel anything that isn't part of your own moth on your teeth or gums then you are doing it wrong.
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>>16534423
Am I overthinking this?
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>>16534444
yes
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Robot here. I got a match with a 9/10 on tinder and i only got a generic selfie from myself along with a list of stuff I like. She is most likely not a bot from my first impression but she is very beautiful.
- How is this possible?
- How do I start?
- How do I not fuck up?
Thanks
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She doesnt have many interests other than food and music, so I do not know how to start. I'm guessing if I use my sane mind she is the only match for me but i'm probably 1 out of 10 or even more of matches for her? So how do I do this?
How do I get her phone number, go on a date and fug?
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>How is this possible?
She might think you're cute. Or she accidentally swiped you right.
>How do I start?
Say something funny and incredibly clever that makes her laugh. Or say something interesting.
>How do I not fuck up?
Realize that Tinder is all a numbers game. Fucking up with one person doesn't matter. Just gotta keep trying and hope you get one that sticks.
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>>16533687
what is incredibly clever and funny?
how long should I wait? she liked me about 2am, i just woke up now its early morning here
ok i try not to obsess really hard on her but damn it will be hard to get someone better than this, she really is cute af
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Advice on meeting new people?
I'm gonna be upfront. I broke up with my girlfriend of 2.5 years and moved away from my old neighborhood. I have no friends, no real hobbies, and I experience excruciating loneliness on a daily basis.
My old friends were faggots with no personality whom deeply hated me because of my relationship and my demeanor. I tried to be a good friend, but they all disliked me and I knew that they spoke poorly of me behind my back.
Needless to say, I have a complete fresh start and I want to start surrounding myself with positive people who like me for me and who have a desire for growth.
I'm joining my local YMCA tommorow.
Any other tips and suggestions for meeting genuine people?
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Bump.
Drinking vodka alone on a Friday night isn't my ideal night out.
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Join clubs
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Sorry you didn't get any advice yet. This board has really gone to shit recently.
You must have some hobbies. Think about it. What do you like to do?
Do you have a job? A job in hospitality or retail can help with meeting people.
If you truly have no hobbies, you should try to find out what you like to do. Having a hobby that you are passionate about will not only give you a shared connection with others but also something to do when you are bored and alone.
There's a club out there for just about every interest you can think of, but if you live in a small town you might have to settle for a popular pastime like:
>drinking
>chess
>basketball
>book reading
>sci-fi
etc.
Some more general advice: Try to conduct yourself in a way that invites social interaction. Go about your day with a proud, positive, approachable attitude. Make smalltalk with strangers. Chat to staff when you go to a shop. You'll be surprised at the results you can achieve this way. Even a one-off conversation can cheer you up and help you feel like you're making progress. Some of these interactions can become enduring friendships.
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>have no social skills
>no friends
>go to company party
>get drunk
>still quiet as fuck
>listen to conversations
>never know how to contribute
>try to talk to someone
>they always leave and go talk to their friend instead, or go to the bathroom
help /adv/.. how do i become good at socializing?
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>>16529955
>don't post pictures more interesting than your question
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>>16529955
Git gud. It takes years, but git gud.
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Here's the thing. To become good at socialising, you actually need to socialise. So practice. Do some after work stuff where you're in a group and can make more friends. Find what's interesting to you and do it. Make sure it's something that has other people involved there with you in the activity (i.e. don't join something which is not a team or class environment). Conversations flow when you have a common interest to talk about.
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NEET and Shut-In Advice Thread (Version 119.5)
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Welcome to the NEET and Shut-in advice thread!
(Version 119.5, running since Oct. 31st, 2013)
Drop out of school due to anxiety? Haven't left the house in a few years? Maybe you have a job, but don't leave the house or talk to people for any reason outside of it? Finding a job sure is hard these days.
The best time to change your life was 5 years ago. But the good news is, the second best time is right now!
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>NEET and Shut-In Advice
>by other NEETs
kek
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Old thread: >>16504237 *
Remember to shitpost rampantly!
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>>16517569
>Post two good things and two bad things about you so we can understand who posts here better
Pros
Been told I'm nice/hard to hate :^)
Body is in great health for the most part.
Cons
Terrible with commitment
Anxious af/mental health isn't that great
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ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything 2015-12-06 21:30:31 Post No.16539009
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon or Female Brandon
Piss off.
>Frog
Also piss off.
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For both genders: Is marriage possible?
I'm finding it pretty fucking hard to believe with the divorce rates. You either have someone who cheats, marry for money, or fail to get a divorce because they're too far down the road, and have marriage benefits.
Does anyone here want to get married? To those of you who are married, how are you doing?
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>>16539025
This is going to turn into a shitstorm and derail the thread. Please make your own thread if you want to discuss marriage.
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>>16539025
I'm a guy who recognizes that not everyone in the world is me, which makes it much easier to understand why others might legitimately value marriage. All too often I see people who categorically shit on marriage being really ignorant of why people around the globe get married and how those marriages go. Of course problems can happen. Life is not defined solely by the risks, but the benefits to which those risks are also tied. Benefits vary dramatically from spouse to spouse, couple to couple. For that reason I have no concerns about the tradition of marriage enduring.
As for myself, I don't have a personal motivation to get married. That's not to say I won't in the future. I think that very basic line of reasoning is how anyone should approach marriage. Consider your internal and external influences.
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon or Female Brandon
Piss off.
>Frog
Also piss off.
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men, if your woman wants sex and you're tired or not in the mood, do you decline or perform half assedly? Do you pleasure her till she gets off?
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>>16535722
If I'm really tired, I'll say not tonight and go to sleep.
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>>16535743
my man does the half ass thing. I've stopped initiating because if he's not in the mood I'll end up fucking his body but Buster Keaton's face
Been a stronger energy to this thread recently.
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Thinking if I should bother trying to have kids.
I might be a broken failure, but my genes could be very useful and viable given the right conditions. Part of me wants to create something that succeeds where I have failed, and doesn't suffer from the same problems I acquired. It's like wanting to create an idealized version of my younger self. And I do not think I'll ever be able to truly shake this.
Raising children is always an engineering project to some extent. I want to create something that has the capacity to do and become whatever it wants, successfully. This was possible for me once. What I'm feeling just wouldn't be fair, somehow. I don't think I'd be a terrible parent.
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Was | | this close of subtly telling a girl I have a crush on her
Wouldnt do it if it were just any gril, but I have a feeling she might have some feels for me
Gdamit
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>tfw the feeling isn't mutual
it hurts to live
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Girl who dumped me back in high school 5 years ago.
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>>16535436
aaaaaaaaaaaaannnd you've killed any tension.
But seriously, wait until she replies and we can go from there.
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>>16535436
>giving a girl closure and feeding her ego
You fucked up.
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I like that you laid it out bare, since girls tend to dance around topics, but I have to agree with:
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Hey, /adv/
I'm a student in the UK (18) and want to attend a US college, however, i'm curious about my chances of getting into a good college, seeing as i'll be coming from the british system.
I have A level grades, and have done the SAT once and got a score of 2040, however I have no SAT II subject tests, or a GPA (that metric isn't used in UK).
I was wondering if anyone could provide some insight into how likely it is that i'll be able to make it to a decent college in the US with these qualifications, I have 1 more SAT sitting in january, and am hoping to be able to get into an Ivy league or equivalent school.
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>>16535371
bump - forgot to mention that i'll likely be majoring in finance, although i'm still not 100% decided on that.
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>>16535371
What's your ACT scores, you need both.
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>>16535393
I haven't done the ACT, I believe I can get in to most colleges with just the SAT?
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friends without boundaries
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I told a friend I couldn't pick him up b/c I have no gas. I assumed this meant we weren't hanging out but instead he walked all the way over to my house in the rain. I had to kick him out and make him walk back home because I'm busy cleaning right now. It was rather embarrassing because it was in front of my family. Sometimes I feel like he's an overly attached girlfriend. WTF do I do to get him to chill the fuck out? I think it's b/c he's never had an older brother (I'm much older than him).
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>>16535293
you sound like a fucking asshole. why didn't you just tell him you couldn't hang out?
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>>16535300
"come hang out"
"no I have no gas"
pretty self explanatory.
Not to mention I was saying we could later but he got out of wifi before then.
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>>16535300
Yeah, kinda sounds like OP couldn't say what was actually on her mind and then got upset because the dude took her word at face value instead of reading her mind.
Men are not mind readers.
Has anyone had success with getting back their girlfriend after a nasty breakup? I left her one morning and we patched up she begged me to come back that same day then I said something very hurtful and mean about her health condition (hep c) and she said i should leave and didn't want to see me anymore. Dated for 3 months were both in love deeply. What to do?
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This was 3 weeks ago. She blocked me on all social media and her phone number. Plan on giving her space for a while before trying things over. She's the angry and easily pissed off type tho
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>>16535178
What is hep c
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you are not emotionally ready for a relationship dude. Gotta control yourself. that was a dick move to go for her health condition. And what makes you think it will be any different if you get back together and then leave her again like you've done twice already?
>3 months
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People talk about orgasms like they feel amazing but all it is is your vagina twitching and pulsating
Is that it?
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>>16534937
Women cum too. Smelly, sticky white jizz. It's just an internal penis with some added gadgets.
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>>16534939
But what's the point of cumming when it doesn't even feel that great? It's just your pussy pulsating
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>>16534949
Orgasms doesn't feel great?
I think you might need to see a doctor for that