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Netflix & chill foiled by brat 2015-12-06 00:53:27 Post No.16535736
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Netflix & chill foiled by brat
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2015-12-06 00:53:27
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Was watching movies with girl. All was going well. Was going to go for cuddle but then her brat child gets in the way and stays with the whole time. He's like some sort of force field. We ended up just watching the movie like normal people. No kind of intimacy.
How do I circumvent this??? I'm trying to be subtle so it's not like I can tell her to tell the child to fuck off for the night.
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you circumvent this by not dating single moms
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>>16535736
Get her a babysitter, pay for it, and take her out somewhere fancy and back to your place.
Also this: >>16535756
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I have no aspiration to live. I genuinely want to die. I'm not depressed and I'm not in any sort of trouble. I just don't want to live anymore. I can't stand existance and the process that is mandatory for me to go through as a human makes me want to seek an alternative way out... which is suicide. I don't want kids, I don't want family, I don't want friends and I don't want to be here. Im posting here maybe because I missed some fundamental advice to make existance bearable and it is inconceivable to me in its pleasure. Although I've lost the ability to tell between pain and pleasure. First time posting because I know this probably sounds like an edge lord's OC character's bio but I'm interested in what's to come.
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>>16535664
Having no desire to live/finding no pleasure in anything=depression.
Depression isn't about crying or being an emo pussy. It's literally having no desire to go on.
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>>16535664
I don't know about how life in of itself is supposed to be pleasurable. I think if you stick someone in a box and tell them to stay there they don't find it pleasurable. I would say don't view living as the ends, but a means. Life is defined by what fills it. What does living actually mean to you right now?
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>>16535673
"A serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad, hopeless, and unimportant and often is unable to live in a normal way" - Merriam-Webster
>the thing is I would entertain that I don't feel anything.
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Anons I really need your help. My one friend has had suicidal thoughts for years , but he has fought through them. Recently his GF broke up with him, and he's pretty fuckig depressed. Today he wouldn't stop talking about how easy it would be to just off himself. Now I can't get him to pickup his phone or anyrhing . I know he said if he was to kill himself it would be at and abandoned titan missile silo . He knows where it is, I have no fucking clue. We live in Colorado, does anyone have a clue? I might be overreacting but..
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>>16535565
Keep calling. Call his other friends, his family, his ex. If you still don't find them you should call the state/local police and give them what information you do have.
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>>16535565
Go visit him, if you know where he lives. Otherwise, not much you can do.
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About 45 minutes east of Denver is a tiny town called Deer Trail, and in the middle of this rural area is an abandoned Titan 1 missile silo.
>Girl who I've been seriously crushing on lately sort of gestures a hug when I'm getting ready to leave the group we're chilling with
>My arms start to reciprocate but then my mind panics and I switch into a high five
The fuck is wrong with me senpai
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>My arms start to reciprocate but then my mind panics and I switch into a high five
Oh man you fucking beta OP... I'm not intentionally being mean, like I don't know what's wrong with you but I know for a fact you fucked that chance you ever had with that girl. Fucking learn to stop giving a shit and just stop overthinking things.
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high fives are the most neckbeard thing to do.
JUST DO IT
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Beta as fuck desu
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Okay, I've never been to /adv/, but I still guess this might not be your typical question...
I'll try to keep it short.
So I lost an eyeball in a freak traffic accident.
They gave me a glass eye, but I don't like it.
I'm thinking of an eyepatch, I've already got one and I've tried it at home, but not in public.
Should I do it? What would you think about someone wearing a pirate-like eyepatch in public?
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>>16535510
Are you male or female? Are you otherwise a tiny and weak person who'd look like they were trying too hard?
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If you have visible scarring around the socket with the eyepatch you are good.
Also depends on the look, can you post a pic?
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>>16535520
Male, 6'3" but lanky.
>>16535521
No means of taking a photo (broke my smartphone in the accident as well, haven't gotten a new one).
The glass eye looks alright, but I don't like it. It has almost no range of motion, it's a bit off from my working eye, it feels weird and I actually do have a bit of vision left in my eye, so it kind of messes with it. An eyepatch just makes it black.
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>edit video for girl
>it's her final exam
>charge her 50
>she pays me 40 and says will give me other 10 next day
>next day comes
>avoids me doesn't answer her phone
>it's been a week
>yesterday ask her when she's gonna pay me
>tells me that today she'll pay
>text her today where she's at to go get my money
>doesn't reply
What do? I know it's only 10 bucks but it's annoying that she thinks she can get away with it.
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You're kind of stuck dude... Short of having a written agreement. Don't do her any favours again. It's worth mentioning that for the future, you don't give the person the final product unless they've got the full price in hand.
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take the 40 and dont do business with her again
at least you got something
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say she can either give you the 10 or give you a bj but she's not getting out without some kind of payment
how do you become desirable? i hate being an ugly fuck that everyone ignores or 'forgets' about
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Wear clothes and a hair style that suit you.
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>>16535444
Eat clean, hit the gym, skin routine, be social, have interesting hobbies, and make money. Of course, all these things require discipline and putting on your big boy pants so you might be in trouble OP.
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>>16535448
how do you find out what fits?
>>16535453
i do, i do, i think i do (i shower and have facescrub and stuff), no one wants to hang out with me even when i invite them, what are the interesting hobbies? and i make loads of money for someone my age
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I feel so depressed, HELP! 2015-12-05 22:55:57 Post No.16535430
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I feel so depressed, HELP!
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2015-12-05 22:55:57
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Ok so I've been talking to this girl more than a month and we met off and on but we never really talked much face to face. However we text alot and she always calls me baby, love and some other pet names. She also uses the love/kiss emoticons when she texts me randomly or when she wishes me good night. It all stopped yesterday. The whole day she didn't even call me not one pet name and its so strange because just the day before we talked on the phone and she called me baby and she also wished me "good night baby"-that was the last text of her's the day before. The whole day today I was waiting for her to call me a pet name but she didn't. Even till it reached bed time and we were about to sleep she just said goodnight(with a moon emoticon)-I was stunned when she now didn't even send a kiss/love emoticon like she used to. We are not officially a couple but was getting there then this happened. I feel like shit now and so depressed about this no joke. I feel like maybe she doesn't want me anymore and I'll lose her just like that.
What should i do? Should I ask her why she didn't call me any pet names the whole of yesterday like she normally does? Or shall i ask her if she's still interested in me so I don't have to waste my time.
PLEASE ADVICE because I really thought she was the one. HELP!!!
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>>16535430
Ask her why she's stopped. It's really that simple.
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>>16535430
>she's the one
>never talked face to face
Gotta pick one, and only one. You're obsessing over a girl you haven't even met.
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>>16535458
We met face to face multiple times but never really talked much. Like when I meet her I always give her chocolates but never stay to talk long coz I'm always rushing to some other place.
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So I made a fake Tinder using a really handsome Chad's pics. Even as the most handsome man possible, I'm not having a lot of success. Yeah I get a ton of matches and a ton of messages, but it all goes nowhere. And it's all with girls who are clearly below Chad's league
So how do you really have success with girls? Obviously it's what I'm saying that is wrong
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>>16535223
You nailed it on the head, there, buddy. Your personality sucks so bad, that no matter how good you look, women don't want to have anything to do with you. Or you just have lousy taste in men. Try grindr instead.
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You must be really dull.
Learn to talk, be amusing.
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yeah you can't just look like chad. Girls are going to let you get away with that. You have to act like him too.
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I'm a bi sexual female and I fancy my mother's sister's daughter and want to get nasty with her every time I see my cousin I want to rip her clothes off is that ok ?
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Sure, if it's legal its fine.
Even if it isn't legal sometimes it's still fine.
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Why didnt you just say cousin in the first place
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It is legal I kind of feel it's wrong but can't help it
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>insufferable cunts nextdoor are blasting music
>has been going on for about 5 hours now
>trying to study
>roommate and i call three times total to report the noise complaint
>guys from our apartment complex go over to talk to them twice
>apparently the guy responsible for the music works for the company
>pleads with his friend to just "be chill"
>literally hear people screaming at the top of their lungs to get these people to stfu
>they ignore all of it because they're special and fun
>"FUCK YOU"
>everybody at their party is outside in santa hats looking for us and anybody else who called to report the noise
It doesn't look like the apartment complex is going to shit about this, because we've been trying to get them to do something for hours now. It's really annoying, especially on principle. I don't like the idea that somebody is trying to fuck with me just for the sake of getting on my nerves.
Besides murdering the hosts or just trying to lighten up, what can I do?
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Police. Not complex, police. The guys who can arrest people.
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put on a santa hat and crash the party. take all their best booze/snacks, say something really offensive, then leave
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>>16535144
We talked about doing that, but it just seems a little extreme
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I'm 27, I've been dating a girl for 5 months now, she's got a fucking awesome personality and she's fun to hang out with, but she's not physically my type.
I love long hair and big titties, and previous girlfriends have had that, but she's got really small tits and keeps her hair super short, damn near shaved on the sides in the summer. She's got a really nice booty which is awesome, and the sex is good, but sometimes inside I kinda wonder how physically attractive I find her.
I know that's kind of shallow or whatever, but I feel like physical attraction is a factor in a successful relationship. Her personality is definitely a match for me, I guess now that I'm getting to the point of thinking about making it more serious I'm having doubts about the future.
I don't know how to relationship, I guess. Last one (3 yrs) had long, thick red hair, huge titties, small waist, nice ass, was a burlesque performer. Totally there with the physical attraction but she was kinda dumb, irresponsible, and had emotional issues (surprise!), this girl is pretty much the polar opposite, and I'm conflicted
Thoughts?
>pic related, more or less her build, but with longer hair, also this pic is neat since I'm into guns and so is my girlfriend
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If you can't firmly resolve to be with someone after 5 months, it's never going to get better. This was the honeymoon period of all things.
Bail.
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Heh I'm in the same boat op, except my gf has long hair and big boobs but no ass. I'm all about ass and don't really care about tits. Want to trade? but seriously i'm constantly switching between not caring, and lamenting about it. sometimes when we fuck it's like I'm consciously telling myself to do it instead of going beast mode with lust.
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silly boys and their 'problems'.
Hello /adv/
i need an answer.
I like a girl and i give her a 20$ perfume yesterday, we do talk sometimes but she was verry confused about why i would give it to her.
Now she asks "Why me"
What do?
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>>16534931
Tell her you like her.
Ask her out.
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>>16534931
I got you something because I think you're cute and smart.
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/thread
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>Girl A says she wants to have sex tonight, I estimate likely 25-50% chance she will follow through
>Girl B says she wants to cuddle and hang out, but doesn't want sex, and she is almost certain to follow through
They are both pretty much equal in attractiveness.
I can either
>Schedule with Girl A, take a risk of not getting ANY action tonight
>Schedule with Girl B, cut my losses and get some non Pee in vagee action tonight
>Schedule with both, visit Girl A before Girl B. Only downside is if Girl A is telling the truth, then I'd hurt Girl B's feelings by not showing up.
What do?
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>>16534917
Invite them both over to your house at the same time and have a bidding war on which will do more for you. Fuck the winner in front of the loser, don't break eye contact with the loser.
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>>16534923
/thread
fuckin nailed it m8
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Schedule girl B for another day
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Why is love so hard.
Every few months my boyfriend will randomly start acting weird and claiming he has commitment issues. Nothing comes out of these discussions and we end up back together perfectly fine next day.
He pulled this shit again last week and I seriously almost had a psychotic break. I'm so tired of constantly living in anxiety wondering when he's going to leave me.
I love him so much but he's constantly treating me like shit and taking me for granted, I'm just terrified of being alone.
He never hangs out with my friends ever, but i've hung out with them almost every fucking weekend.
I've been telling him for the past week that tonight (sat) is my friends birthday and I'd really appreciate if he'd come for once. He said yes for sure. Instead, he gets piss drunk last night and now says he's too hungover to go tonight.
Last weekend, we were supposed to go on a date on Sunday. He once again gets piss drunk night before, does xanax and blacks out so we can't go out.
ADV , How do I let go?????
I'm fucking terrified. I love him so much. The last time we broke up I tried to stay away for a month and started to heal and then he just dragged me back into this.
How do I let go of this toxicity?
I'm constantly fighting the battle of wanting him but needing to let him go because i'm just depressed all the time...
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>>16534633
i feel like i'm the only one putting in effort.
on my birthday he made me pay for my birthday lunch and smoked meth.
I make all these plans for us to go out and have fun and do things, and they never up doing through.
I realize that I am a push over and don't stand up for myself often, but even when I do, I feel crazy and he brushes it off.
it's like all these signs are right in front of my face but I refuse to accept them.
I don't know whats wrong with me
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Bump :(
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>>16534633
You shouldn't be with someone doing drugs anyways. It's just going to end badly and he sounds like he probably cheats on you and is trying to make it okay by saying he has issues. Tell him to clean up or leave.