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I have about 12k in the bank, a dead end job making $14 an hour, I live at home and my parents and all my friends will be moving out of state by the end of the year.
What do?
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depends on what you have already.
do you have an education, a car, a skill/hobby?
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>>16945470
No education, I have a clunker car that runs fine that I've taken all the way from LA to Canada with no problems. No debt, pretty much no dreams or aspirations for life. The past 2 years I've just been surviving and saving money.
I'm skilled at general office work, but I know most places prefer a degree. Hobbies would be the usual 4chin stuff, anime, vidya and anything /k/ related.
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Well, you'll probably need a degree down the road. It sucks balls but that's the way it is. If you don't have a specific career that you want to get into you should at least start working on your AA or AS at a local community college. If nothing else comes out of it fine but at least you have some sort of education under you. It should be relatively inexpensive and it being a community college and it being 2016 they should be relatively flexible for the common courses.
Don't quit your job by any means, keep saving and stashing. Remember, 6months emergency fund and no debt. Try to work in some classes. Two or 3 a semester including summer should have you done in 2 years-ish.
Try to ditch the anime/vidya nothing good will ever come of it. Manga is fine. If you can but haven't already you should've gotten a few guns. 9mm is fine, 1911's are for grandpa's. You should have at least 1 pump action shotgun btw. Wood furniture. Go clay shooting and get gud. It's a good thing to know how to do and is relatively easy to get newcomers to guns into since it seems sporty and nonintimidating.
Okay guys, need a drop of advice to see the spectrum here.
I am dating a transwoman, she is at the start of her transition but identifies entirely as female.
I know I am straight, I just want to see the way anyone who doesn't agree thinks...
>tldr; thoughts on transexual dating and sexuality
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If she is cute/pretty like a girl and identifies as a girl then it's not gay. Sexuality isn't just about genitals anyway. People who think it's gay must love muscular manly women as long as she has a vagina I guess.
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Are you really straight? I mean, when her pants come down will you be comfortable with her cock?
She may plan on fully transitioning and losing the cock but that is expensive and may never happen. If you ARE straight and are faced with her cock for years, how will that sit with you?
If you are at lease bisexual and OK with her cock, how will you feel when she goes to have it removed?
In public, how do I ignore people I just don't even want to talk to WITHOUT making them feel bad? Online It's easy, just don't reply... In person I did that and got a "you're so fucking weird!". I just don't want to hear the bullshit they have to say, most of the time people talk to me are after my luck charms, if you get me..
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>>16944995
keep replies short and act uninterested, but try not to make it forced. I think that should do the trick.
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>>16944995
don't make eye contact
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Learn to not be a rude cunt and just say how you feel. I'm tired of people like you.
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Hey /adv/
Firstly, I am not here for sympathy or to bitch or to get attention. I am simply here for some advice on how to best kill myself and whether I should leave a note for my friends and family.
Ive got the rope, I've made the knot. I know the length of the drop to break my neck so its an instant death. The problem I have is I am not sure of the actual positioning on my neck. I've heard the knot should be on the left to the back? Would it make a difference? I am thinking a large sturdy tree and to be careful I jump from the branch and not tangle it on the way down. I ask this because I really don't want to strangle to death, that can take a while.
I am not sure whether to leave a note or note, and whether it would cause more unnecessary pain. I've left the money for my housemate and what I have left will go to the people who find my body as to apologize for having to see that sight. I am thinking of just not leaving a note.
Thanks for the advice.
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You will regret it the moment your feet slip.
Leave a note if you care about your family and friends.
Remember that you're going to die eventually OP. There is no need to rush.
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>>16944736
I never understood hanging yourself, guns are so fucking convenient nowadays for these types of things, why in the hell would you want to suffocate yourself to death when you can literally just die instantly without pain? Uh, average advice, don't do it.
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Figuring things out for yourself is the only true freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom...make up your own mind, anon.
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How do you find erogenous zones on your body? I keep trying to find one I've tried my entire body with different touches, no luck not even with my tits.
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>>16944619
Have someone else, a boyfriend or something, touch you until you find one. Your brain knows that you are the one touching you and it won't have the full effect as someone else touching you would.
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>>16944663
I suppose I should include girlfriends, if you're into that.
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>>16944663
Other people have tried too, still nothing.
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Why would anyone want to volunteer overseas? 2016-03-22 06:28:04 Post No.16944601
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Why would anyone want to volunteer overseas?
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>You use your own money and time to volunteer
>Time abroad should be spent travelling
>Volunteering in some shit-tier village is probably not very fun
>Living standards in the middle of nowhere is probably not very high
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>>16944601
To help those less fortunate than themselves?
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you get to experience a new culture and a new way of thinking very different from your own, you feel like you're making a difference in the lives of those less fortunate than you in a tangible way as opposed to just giving money to a charity
btw when you go to third world countries in general you're giving up on living standards even if you're just traveling, it took a lot of adjusting getting used to chinese toilets which are basically just a hole in the ground that you squat over, nothing to sit on. But now I don't even sit on toilets lol.
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>>16944601
Because it's another way for them to show off to their peers at home
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My parents (my dad especially) always beat into my head that if I don't graduate college, I'll be a nobody who'll be in crushing debt for the rest of his life. My mother is stricken with terminal breast cancer and was diagnosed years ago. I was motivated to become a wealthy scientist so my mother would never have to worry about her outrageous medical bills.
I'd like to think I worked hard to get the scholarships I need to make it in school, never falling below a 3.5 GPA in highschool. I'm an undergrad Sophomore in pre-med who did pretty good in freshman year.
Now though, I can hardly sleep. It's not even from studying - I just can't sleep for the life of me. When I do end up sleeping, I oversleep and miss classes. Yesterday I missed and failed a big math exam because I'm fucktarded. I'm numb to everything and have no motivation, no sadness, no tears, just this massive void that seems to have come from nowhere. Haven't cried since middle school, to be exact.
Last week one of my professors stopped me after class and said, "You know, being a doctor isn't for everybody...". I'm failing two classes for stupid reasons. I don't want to be a failure to everyone who has these expectations of me. But I just can't care enough anymore. I have until May to get my grades in order.
I don't know what I'll do if I fail this semester. I don't want to fail my parents.
What should I do, /adv/? This semester and last semester are digging my grave.
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I don't want to come off as being too forward, but you should spend more time with your mother as she will not be around here for long.
If you continue forcing yourself to study attend classes, you will neither spend your mother's lasts moments together with her, nor graduate. Why? Because it's very hard to go to college when your mother is dying, especially if your motivation for the major is some unrealistic dream of becoming a wealthy scientist to pay for your mother's bills. Your mother will be dead by that time.
You should cherish the last moments you have with your mother.
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>>16944607
Dammit, the feels...
OP, this anon is right.
Also, have someone explain to your dad just how expensive med school is. If you want to avoid crushing debt, that's probably not the way to go.
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>>16944577
>My parents (my dad especially) always beat into my head that if I don't graduate college, I'll be a nobody who'll be in crushing debt for the rest of his life
well he's not wrong, but the sad fact is that if you do graduate college you'll be a nobody who'll be in crushing debt too
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I'm a 34 year old virgin or a wizard as you call it and I've been trying to get a girlfriend. A few months ago I decided to try online dating and surprisingly I got a lot of interest from girls ranging in their early 20s to late 40s.
I've gone on dates in the last few months with several omen. I'm not picky in the least, I've gone on dates with pretty cute women to not so cute women who seemed like they had good personality. However I've been trying to keep it in my age range give or take a few years and it's been kind of shitty, honestly.
Maybe I just have bad luck but every woman I've went out with seems desperate to get serious. I've had women bring up children and marriage on the first date, it's so weird. I went out with a woman and I didn't really connect with her in any way and she would like, call me everyday wanting to talk to me and get together. Another woman just got like pissy with me for saying I didn't want to take it too fast. The desperation is incredibly offputting. I'm a virgin and I'm not that desperate.
Perhaps this is a problem with women my age? I've been only dating women in their 30s and kind of ignoring the 20 year old girls. I felt like the older girls would be more willing to be serious and that's true but they're not interested in a slow build up. These ladies are ready to get married ASAP, they're not here to fuck around. I don't want to get married to a girl after knowing her for 6 months, that's not my plan in life.
Should I start going out with younger girls or even the older 40 year old ladies?
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the problem i think is that they fear being alone. men fear it too but women especially because of the whole kids thing.
watch your back out there muh wizard nig. too bad wizchan is the way it is or else we could warn and inform people like us a bit better.
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Dude aim for the young girls, the fuck are you doing dating hags? Of course they're desperate, they're old and haven't found a beta orbiter to latch onto.
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>>16944450
It's because they're like you OP. There is something obviously wrong with them, or they wouldn't have had to to resort to the internet in the first place.
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Is there any spontaneity or adventure as we age?
>High school
Was exciting. On the weekends, it would be gaming Fridays with my friends, a sports game Saturday, usually a party Saturday night, and then studying/house stuff Sunday.
>College
Any night of the week could be an adventure. Lots of drugs. Lots of women. Lots of friends.
>Post college
Thinks started slowing down, but there was still the new work friends, old friends from college visiting, getting to know the city you ended up at, becoming an adult.
>29
Nothing is remotely the same. most of my friends are married. They certainly don't party. We'll get together and cook food, maybe have a few drinks, smoke some pot... then go home. If you want women, they're there, but it's the same cycle - Tinder/real life meet, get to know each other on dates, fuck a bit, decide if you want to continue, rinse and repeat. No one really does drugs anymore and, if they were druggies, they usually hit rock bottom and/or gave it up by this point.
I have all the adult things in life - a career, a girlfriend, a place to live... I take care of my life as an adult.
But there's no adventure left. It's like every day is exactly the same. I can go snowboarding, go on a hike, do all of this stuff... but it's like all of the fun has been sucked out and I'm just going through the motions.
Is this just real life?
I live in a condo... I just met some women on the elevator, college girls, started chatting me up, asking me what was in my backpack (drugs). i told them drugs. they liked that.
No adult I know would have liked that. I feel like the fun is gone from my life and i want it back.
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>>16944275
I'm in college and I wish I could skip to the part where everyone is old and they just hang out and cook food
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what's the matter princess? the cock carousel not as caring as it used to be?
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>>16944275
>OP goes to adult land
This is a sad story but it also makes me laugh. A classic bedtime tale that will but even the most resolute insomniacs drift into dream.
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I think my friends are fucking their daughter and readying the other?
How do I get proof before going to the authorities?
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>>16944223
What possibly in the world could make you suspect that?
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Same thing happened to me we used to have neighbors and the dad would slap his teens butt when she walked by and he had scanty pictures of both of his daughters he would show off to his male friends.
I moved.
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>>16944230
Tell us OP, how did you start suspecting your friends of fucking their daughter? My curiosity has peaked, there is no backing out now.
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>Get really bad acne at 15
>20 now, still struggling with it
>Not as bad as when I was younger, but still very bad and very noticeable
Pretty much every single cleanser I've tried has worked for a week or 2 then stopped working completely. I've gone to the doctors about it but the acne medication he prescribed me was even less effective than the over the counter stuff.
Am I just doomed to a life of pizza faced ugliness?
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25 now. My acne isn't as bad but it's still there.
I've gone through every treatment ever. Sorry pal.
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>>16943983
this was my fave before and after i started taking
tretinoin in the mornings
salicylic acid in the shower
aveeno moisturizer as needed
erythromicin at night
tretinoin cream makes oyu skin peel, dries it out.
salicylic acid gets rid of ALL the oils in your face.
moisturizer prevents drying out (and thus over production of oil)
erythromicin is an anti biotic.
slip ups and tuoching my face would be a pimple here or there. because of that i switched to accutane. its doing me pretty good so far. two months in and i look like my 'after' picture and just have to apply a lot of moisturizer. can sleep on my face, touch my face, whatever, no pimples. nice
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It could be genetics, in that case your doctor should have already suggested a dermatologist to help you with personalized solutions that fit your skin. They can give you the big guns when it comes to acne relief. If you don't think it's genetics then try something like freemans mudmask/charcoal masks they work wonders if used twice a week. Don't forget the small stuff like changing your pillow case frequently because that can be a big cause of acne.
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>be me
>no friends
>sit in front of computer all the time
>coworkers often ask
>"what are you doing this weekend" and "how was your weekend"
>i say the same response, some combination of "relaxing" or "watch a movie"
how do i do something else? most things require a friend to do them with
except for volunteering. but volunteering is hard, as it's not easy to find a place open on weekends that isn't full
honestly, what i'm doing this weekend:
>sit in front of my computer
>exercise (started lifting and running recently)
and that's it.
what my coworkers usually say:
>hung out with friends or girlfriend (e.g. brunch)
>went to a bar/club
>exercise/sport/other activity
it's not that exciting i suppose. but it at least shows they have friends and are social people.
a long weekend is coming up here, what should i say are my long weekend plans so i don't continue to portray the lonely, socially awkward loser persona to everyone around me?
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Join a club team!
Ruby
Sailing
Crew
Biking (not a team but sure can be with a group)
Tennis
Etc etc
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Just saying sailing will land u girls
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>>16943770
i'm bad at sports, like, i legitimately have no hand-eye coordination, no cardio ability and i'm frail
>>16943776
i don't have the money for sailing. sounds too expensive, boat + storage + lessons
it does sound cool, and i'd do it if i had the cash
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So my boyfriend has informed me that he would like to try anal sex. I'm not against it, in fact I think it would be interesting to try.
Any tips from women who have had it?
Stories?
Men, what's the appeal? Do you like it more than vaginal sex?
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Don't eat like 12 hours in advance so you don't have any gas or anything. Really wash your asshole well. I mean, take a sponge, soap, hot water, scrub it as well as you can, flood your ass with hot water to get all the shit particles out. You can also put a chicken tendie in there for extra shove.
>What's the appeal
There is no appeal, anal is disgusting and for faggots.
Good blowjob>Vaginal>Handjob>Footjob>Animals>Anal
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>>16943347
Supposedly it's tighter. And it has the naughty factor going for it. Like if you say the words 'but I poop from there!' to a guy, his pants will become uncomfortably small.
The advice I see posted again and again is lube. Lots of lube. Water based.
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>>16943364
Perhaps you should return to /pol/?
How would I go about declaring myself a country, I don't want a big country just a five foot radius around me where I would be supreme president king judge, I am willing to hold elections in my country where only I am eligible to vote so it's technically a democracy, (might get me UN approval), the first law my country would have is that weed is legal so I can blaze420 wherever I want. And I can murder whoever I want cause I can pardon myself, Any Ideas Halp Peas
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>>16942970
You want your own country so you can smoke weed and kill people, Where do I sign up?
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There is a bit of unclaimed land between the Egyptian and Ethiopian border, I believe. It was recently claimed by a man who crowned his daugther the princess of the land, but this claim has not yet been recognized by the UN. And I assume a democracy will have a much stronger chance to get their claim recognized over a hereditary monarchy formed by a non-noble bloodline.
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>>16942995
>go to unclaimed land or some find some loophole on abandoned buildings in midsea
>call it a country
>watch the navy of the nearest big country come and fuck you and your nigger sorry ass up
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Successful life after DUI / drug misdemeanor / felony 2016-03-21 15:54:24 Post No.16942090
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Successful life after DUI / drug misdemeanor / felony
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I am not getting a felony but I might get the other two. Either way, have misdemeanor arrests on my record now. They are first offenses so I'm not going to jail or anything
Who has had gone up against an issue like this and managed to actually come out successful on the other side?
In a year I will have a social science master's degree. Prior to this I thought about working after school, but now with a record I doubt anyone will hire me, so I will go straight to doing a PhD. So, in 4-5 years I will be on the job market with a 4~ year old DUI/possession charge. How fucked am I?
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God, colleges are so gay. I bet you're one of those normies that would throw your friend under a bus for a degree and then try to pay him back for it, then become poor two months later and try to file a lawsuit for the money back
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>>16942112
I do not know what you're talking about
do you have a successful career after being charged with a DUI / drug minor misdemeanor / felony or any combination of the three?!
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>>16942128
Thousands of people do. Your life in not over. A felony could bite you in the ass but you said you weren't even being charged with a felony so dont even worry about it.
Your criminal record would really only affect you depending on your career choice. One example: If you drive truck a DUI/DWI would screw you.
You will be fine.