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>>16946304
>nothing physical
>physically cheated
I think you might be a little confused OP

She will physically do all the things she said to another man in a few months

>>16946304
First of all this >>16946333
Second of all if you think she's worth keeping tell her not to talk to that guy anymore then fuck her brains out until you feel better

First think of some kind of program you want to write, then do some research and figure out what language would be best for that program, then find a tutorial online and start going through it? Dunno, that's how I learned C++. Wanted to make a mod for a game that was in C++ so I learned it and that's that.

thanks for the help, I guess I want to write programs.

>>16946269
this is the pussy way.

compile linux from source and learn bash. then you'll be ready.

>>16946231
Find someone in real life who'll actually fuck you.

>>16946231

NoFap Rebooting 101
http://www.nofap.com/rebooting/

There are couple of sites, forums and a reddit group centered around it. None of these really cost you a penny.

>>16946234
Yeah a girlfriend can make the whole process a lot more bearable.

>>16946234
>virgin advice on sex

Having a sex partner does nothing for a porn addiction. Sex is like any other appetite, the more you feed it the more it grows. Having a partner can give you a reason to stop using porn (i.e. she'll bawwww if she sees your internet history) but it will do jack shit to take away the desire.

Most people here tend to say it's awful. I'm hardly a reference but I had much more luck irl than online. Online dating is just a numbers game. Quite depressing. Plus it's the most superficial thing ever.

>>16946230
Online dating only works if you're the top 10% of attractiveness (as a man), and even then you'll be punching substantially below your weight.

Joining local clubs and societies is an excellent place to start; if you live near a university, many of their clubs will be open to non-students.

Volunteering is an excellent way to meet 18-25s and shop work (evenings, weekends) is an excellent way to meet 16-18s.

Good luck famalam

I'm tired of the free shit, I'm thinking maybe the pay ones are better but not sure. Maybe the UK is different but in the US it blows, it can seem like a part time job if you let it, there's a lot of false hope and canceled dates as well.

>>16946211
Attend a school without babby-tier attendance policies.

>>16946218
The main reason I went there was because it was a community college and cheap, also no vehicle.

Shouldn't have said uni really

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>Straight Bs

>>16946201
>she was miles above your level?

Let me guess, you told her that a couple times?

>>16946201
If the only thing you care about in women is looks then buy a sex doll.

>>16946212
>because a sex doll looks remotely like a woman

I hope for your sake that's the dumbest thing you say today.

>>16946188
Go see a doctor

>>16946223

I've seen a doctor, all hormone levels are normal, no thyroid issues, had several blood tests. The only problems were low iron and vitamin d levels, which makes me thinks it's just a coincidence that my levels have dropped again since I've started the pill. There are just too many variables and I can't work out which is the one causing it.

Just looking for similar experiences I guess.

>>16946258
Is it pattern hair loss or just all over?

Nothing, you moron. You and 50 million other chadlets.

>>16946194
>chadlet
what does that even mean, go ahead, lay in to me

You're smart. Women aren't worth their trouble when it comes to relationships. They're fucking stupid. Trust me I'm married. I love my wife but I don't like her really or spending time with her. I guess I'm too selfish too. Bottom line people shouldn't be shoving other people into looking for relationships. You need to set your friends straight and tell them to back the fuck off and let you be you and accept you for who you are or try and hook you up with a girl that respects your personality.

>>16946162

Good on you for asking that question about yourself.

You just have to realize that your satisfaction in life should have nothing to do with a comparison with other people, (unless it's in circumstances where you are trying to determine what's reasonably achievable so not in this case).

The mature thing to do is to be happy for your friend's good fortune that she's a 10/10. You can start to accomplish this by acting that way and your brain will follow suit, i.e. sincerely compliment her on how beautiful she is.

Works the same on your friend's promotion, awesome car, etc.

just take solace in the fact it wont last

every hot girl ends up turning 28 and getting hit by the wall like a truck

it will destroy her

>>16946189
Ignore what this small-minded person has to say. Don't take comfort in someone else's misfortune, that's a dick move. Learn to be happy for the things that make your friends happy, because it costs you absolutely nothing and it makes you an excellent friend.

We can only speculate since nobody has every actually confirmed what it was like to die in any way since they're already dead.

I think the most painless way to die is with the use of some nice potent chemical that would make you fall asleep and just never wake up but chances are you don't know Dr. Kevorkian or anyone with that level of medical expertise or access to that stuff.

I would think a halfway reasonably painless way to die is to bleed to death. Just lose consciousness slowly. Problem is you need to actually cut yourself somehow to bleed enough to die that way. Most likely it would hurt.

Gunshot to the head/mouth is probably agreeably the best quickest and least painful way to die. Problem is if you fuck it up SOMEHOW it might end up being the most painful way to die or not even kill you and leave you with a stump of a face.

That's about all the advice I can give you on how to kill yourself. My advice is that you at least enjoy yourself on your way out. If you're serious about killing yourself save one gun and one bullet, sell everything else and go buy some weed and hookers and live it up til you really have nothing left to spend and then do it.

If you own a shotgun the I would suggest high-power buckshot from a big enough distance that the spread covers all of your head. Just make sure that it's properly aimed. A much easier solution would be hanging yourself. But keep in mind that you need a big enough drop if you don't want to suffocate.

>>16946153

don't do it fäm, sell everything you have instead and start life in a new land. Restart instead of ending.

If the lie happened right at the beginning of you talking to her, come clean and tell her you were nervous and trying to impress her.
If you had been talking for a while already then admitting this might make her unable to trust you again.
Also, never tell this lie again. No woman, no matter how slutty, wants to be just another notch on your belt. They all want to feel special.

>>16946195
i totally understand, but that's precisely my doubt

i really think she'll stop trusting me if i tell her the truth, but i just don't know

what do you think she'll say?

and no, obviously i'll never do that shit again

>>16946146
>we gave each other bjs
wow are you sure it's actually a girl?

but really I think you are overthinking it

You're telling us you are meeting a girl a few times a month, making out, doing oral, and she won't have sex with you? In that case the issue is 100% on her side, she is just finding dumb excuses to not fuck IMO. Like, it would mean a lot for her to have sex with you, but blowing you is totally fine?

I mean in my experience, if the girl is sexually active, there is never a big gap between making out, getting her excited as fuck and actually fucking, it just ends up happening naturally with well-adjusted girls. So I don't think that you lying about being a player has anything to do with that

>>16946121
probably, which is why you should never talk to psych doctors, especially if you want to be a gun owner

what kind of guns are you looking to purchase?

>>16946121
In the US? Absolutely not. The only mental health disqualifiers are noted in question 11f on your 4473:

Have you ever been adjudicated mentally defective (which includes a determination by a court, board, commission, or other lawful authority that you are a danger to yourself or to others or are incompetent to manage your own affairs) OR have you ever been committed to a mental institution? (See Instructions for Question 11.f.)

Boom.

>>16946126
Fun fact: in Illinois I am civilly, criminally, and professionally immune from any claims arising from me NOT making a report. Gotta love the NRA being subtle.

>>16946121
No unless you try to harm yourself.

Aww, are you jealous?

You're the reason for the phrase "haters gonna hate". It's college not high school, grow up.

>>16946140
shes a piece of shit though, shes lazy, untalented, has no sense of shame, spoiled, and literally cares about nothing nor other people, all she cares about is herself. Friends always pay for her even though she has money, she does nothing worthy of praise yet always gets it. Christ she had a group of people crowding around her, because she was playing with one of those finger skateboards trying to do tricks with it while baked. I have 3 guy friends who bug me to hook them up with her, even though she has a track record of just dumping guys when shes bored of being in a relationship and puts no effort into anything... how does a loser like her have so many people who like her.

Yes, you should be worried. Sounds like the relationship is over and she's no longer into you

>>16946092
No she's embarrassed that she fell ill, especially during sexy time with her relatively new boyfriend, and probably just wanted to go home and rest.

>>16946092
this is a tell tale sign of her cucking you with tons of other dudes

buy a gun, they will likely be coming for you soon

>>16946072
Drink more water. You might be dehydrated.

Or maybe you suffer from tonsil stones, or chronic acid reflux.

>>16946074
None of those things. I drink a little water throughout the day so I'm not dehydrated but I'm not drinking tons of water either

Tongue scrapers. Check if eating something sugary reduces odor. Stop with the mouthwash. Try a different toothpaste. Ask a doctor.
Are you from Frankfurt by any chance?