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Me and my boyfriend both have serious emotional problems. Him probably more so than me due to his shitty life.
He tends to be quite sensitive, and I think that maybe he takes things too harshly. He says I'm being rude in a lot of circumstances where I feel that a normal person wouldn't have reacted as badly as he did.

>he goes afk to lie down
>he ends up being gone for 12 hours
>he comes back
>try not to spill my desperation and clinginess too much
>be a bit awkward and be like "heh i guess you were more tired than you thought you were"
>"that's what a working person does"
>he was getting a new job, told me he was getting his ID and filling out paperwork that day
>say "oh but technically you aren't working yet right? all you did today was fill out paperwork and get your ID"
>he thinks I'm being rude
>He says I'm assuming shit
>I was really just basing what I said off what he told me earlier since he didn't give me any further detail
>he's irritated
>downward spiral
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Sounds like you both need a degree of stability that neither of you are able to provide.
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Also, forgot to mention:
He's quite stubborn, and I tried telling him that he shouldn't take some things so personally.
He just said, "you're my girlfriend so I take everything extremely seriously", but it makes absolutely no sense to me.

I feel like it would be quite hard to get him to change this aspect of himself. He's been treated like shit by most people so I think he just thinks anything is way worse than it actually is. But I dunno.
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>>16948495
That's because you basically reminded him that he has no job and also told him that what he accomplished today doesn't count as work and that he is a lazy piece of shiz in general. Good work op. That's the material loving relationships are built on. Keep it up. Pic related

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How do you fuck in the shower?
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I have always wondered the same thing.

Seeing as I'm 6'5" and my gf is 5'4" this unnecessarily complicates things...
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No idea. I've tried with 2 different guys who were different heights. If it's a tub-shower or an other wise large shower, the girl can bend over at the waist, but that's awkward even outside the shower.

Possibly with the girl up against the wall with her legs up, supported so her weight is more on the wall than the guy's arms. If you trust your walls.

Or just don't. Sensually touchin' in the shower is gr8 by itself.
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>>16948120
I have the same question, but my dick is a bit too large (9.5x6) so it's not like usual sex with my gf on top is easy. She definitely cant take it from behind. I dont have a tub btw

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GF just cheated on me, any advice /adv?
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>>16948061
yeah, stop being a faggot
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>>16948061
Get over it. Have nothing to do with her.
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>>16948061
Has she owned up to it? Find out what she has to say.

Either way though, I think this is more than enough reason to break up. You shouldn't be with someone who has proven to you that they can't be trusted.

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I am male 26 years old. My girlfriend is 27 years old. We have been together for 3 years. She is one of, if not the best, persons I have ever met. The house and kids-debate is getting real.

I often think about having sex with other people, both male and female. It bothers me a lot. The urge is strong. I want to have more sex, do some drugs and be free for a couple of more years before I settle down.

For me, life is about experiences. I don't believe in afterlife/heaven/paradise, so I want to make as much of life as I can.

Having kids is also a strong experience in life. I am sure my girlfriend and I would have a lovely family. But then I miss out on the sex, drugs & rock'n'roll.

If I choose sex, drugs and rock'n'roll, then I might find another person in the future to build a family with. But that is not certain. So this choice is a risky one. And I might not even be successfull at doing sex, drugs or rock'n'roll.

I have spoken to her about threesomes and having sex with other people. But she is definetly not up for it.

I could cheat on her behind her back. But I respect her, and I care about her so I don't want to hurt her.

I could break up. But she's a really good catch and I might risk not getting such a good catch ever again.

I could fuck other people and be open to her about it, like: "this is what I need to do, please deal with it".

And lastly, I could embrace the struggle of resisting the urge to do sex, drugs and rock'n'roll for the rest of my life and go all in for family life right now.
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Fuck you.
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i dont know this feel im living the single life and fucking sluts on the reg
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You're a shitbag, OP.

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A friend and me discussed bj's and found some rather hillarious thoughts that probably crossed most girls minds when getting down to business. Now i wondered what guys think when being "down there".
Things we came up with:
>what if he cums directly down my throat and i start coughing like a maniac?
>i need more spit. How the hell do i produce more spit?
>oops, that was a little rough, sorry honey
>yes, we got moans people. I'm a bj godess
>is he bored?
>if i had a cock i would play with it all day long

To be continued
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>>16947949
Conversely, here's a question for girls:
I had an ex that would ALWAYS make me cum down her throat. Her explanation? It's just easier and I don't have to taste it. Now, I understand that not everyone probably has the ability to do that without gagging, but honestly...

>Why hold it in your mouth and run away to spit it out?
>Why not just swallow it?
>What's weird about swallowing it?
>Why not just spit right there?

My current gf doesn't like swallowing for some reason (and I have no idea why, I really don't get it) so she either just spits it back onto my dick, or spits it on her tits. By spit, I mean lets it dribble out of her mouth, down her chin. It's fucking hotter than shit and doesn't ruin the moment at all. Why don't all girls that feel the need not to swallow just do that?
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femanon here
>>16947949
>sorry babe, that was my teeth
>maybe we should 69
>nah
>can't breathe, time for the handjob

I mediocre bjs (fucking gag reflex) but they're good enough for the bf, who seems to prefer hjs once it's lubed enough anyway.

>>16947987
That's actually kinda surprising to me, that she won't swallow it, but will keep it in her mouth long enough to let it drip. I don't really like the taste and try like your ex to make sure it's as far down as it can get so I don't have to taste it, lol.
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>>16947949
Every man should taste his own semen once in his life, to know what he's asking girls to do.

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After getting hsv2 I don't even try to date anyone anymore. I've become content just jerking off and my sex drive is less than it used to be.

Does this make me a beta cuck?
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No, it just makes you one of about a million people on here who didn't bother to find out what "cuck" meant before using it in a sentence.

If you're content with not dating, why do you care whether you fit the category of a meme phrase coined by bitter virgins?
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>>16947503
Lots of people have STD's and I can only assume it's going to increase given how kids these days fuck around.

Don't let it get you down. It's just a skin virus. I know people who have had HSV2 and are now married and have kids.
Just be open to any future partners and tell them before any intimacy.
You could also try those std-dating sites and find yourself a girl who also has HSV2.

I was falsely diagnosed by a GP with HPV (warts) many years ago. I got so fucking depressed and when I finally snapped myself out of it and went to seek treatment from a specialist she laughed and said it wasn't warts and my GP was wrong (was fordyce spots).
Don't fall into the depressed state I did. It's not worth it. Live life and be happy (and be fucking grateful you didn't catch something like HIV).
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>>16947554
>>16947521

Thanks... I suppose it's not so bad. I've read that more people than one might think has it. I did tell one girl that wanted to fuck around and she was cool about it. We didn't end up doing anything but she thanked me for telling her. Was depressing until I found out she had a boyfriend anyway 0_0

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It's official, I'm now the only virgin in my group of friends, I have two choices for spring break.

1. Fuck a butterface with a nice body, who I've heard is a dead fish in bed.

2. Try my luck with a possible lesbian that was interested in me a while ago, but now I dont think she is.

3. Don't lose my virginity this spring break and be ridiculed.

Any advice guys?

Pic related, the butterface. She has a pretty nice body underneath those clothes, and can be kind of cute looking with the right angle.
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>>16947493
how fucking old are you lmao, you're definitely not mature enough to even be thinking about sex
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>>16947493
Or you know, don't obsess over it?
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I'll never understand the obsession people have with virginity.

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I have a feeling that as a fat girl I'm not taken seriously. Like I'm a walking joke, or not a full person, not as legitimate.

Am I being paranoid?
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No, fat women are the equivalent of manlets/homeless men/unemployed deadbeats. Plus you smell bad, and are likely to ruin the fun in most social situations. Fat girls are notorious cockblocks
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How fat
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>>16947429
You're taken less seriously because you're a girl. Good looking girls are not taken more seriously, they're just paid attention to more. In reality, ugly women are probably taken more seriously in general, fat or not, but a fit ugly woman will be taken more seriously than a fat ugly woman. That's much more close to the difference between how a fat guy vs. fit guy is regarded.

Complicated maybe, but that's how I see it play out IRL.

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I got conned by an angry neighbor into buying his chewing tobacco spit thinking it was an herbal elixer. I am not trolling. This is not a joke. I'm humiliated and need advice before I go to a doctor and have to explain myself.

I moved into a house in the country as part of a move for my job. My neighbor wanted to buy this house but I outbid him for it. I didn't realize he was upset with me since I didn't even know I was bidding against him.

The first time we met, he asked what I was planting in my garden and I explained that I grew herbs for cooking and tea and herbal remedies. He explained that in his mother made an herbal elixer and he's never gotten sick since taking it and asked me if I wanted to try - he handed me a soda bottle with a brown liquid in it. Told me it tastes bad and to take a sip, swallow it, but don't chase it.

I didn't realize it was chewing tobacco spit. He meant to insult me but ran with it when he realized I didn't know what it was. I almost vomited but I've taken other harsh things like oil of oregano and expect herbal things to sometimes taste bad.

He claimed the recipe a family secret but offered to sell it to me. I've been drinking it every day for almost two years. A friend found out about it (it's a small town) and tipped me off.

Does drinking it cause cancer? Do I just stop or do I go see a doctor? If drinking it isn't as dangerous as chewing, I'll just quit. I can't imagine having to explain this to my doctor.
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>>16947422

>I've been drinking it every day for almost two years

I cannot stop laughing at this whole situation

Did you not realize it wasn't helping you??? In two years? I'd be shocked if it wasn't making you sicker. An "herbal elixir" to cure what problem? Alternative medicine can be fine, but do you not do ANY research before you just start putting shit into your body on a daily basis?

I hope you don't have any serious health problems or anything, but damn OP, you failed the idiot test harder than almost anyone I've ever seen
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What.
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10/10 masterbate

How does someone with no resume even get jobs, I ain't got experience for shit, any help on getting a job?
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Do you have any skills? Education? What kind of job are you trying to get?

Usually you gotta go through someone that knows you. Work your network. Ask around
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>>16947413
Apply for things you aren't qualified for yet but establish you have the drive and natural quick wit to pick things up on the fly. Alternatively do volunteer work for free in the field you want and get some experience you can cite.
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>>16947413
Put in appplication for some entry level place. Retail, fast food, what the fuck ever.
Call the place. Visit it, let the managers/employees know you want to work for them. Make a good impression. I had to visit my first job's place three times before I got a hold of one of the managers but I got it. Then I quit when I found out how corrupt they were when they got me involved in it

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There's a guy I know (I'll call him Ser) in my friendship circle who is very close friends with my best friend, they've known each other for nearly their whole lives whereas I've known the both of them only six months now. The thing with Ser though is that I get the pressing feeling that he really does not like me. My reasons?
Sent him a FB friend request when I first met him. He never added me back, if I go to his profile I cannot click on the Add Friend/Resend Request button.
We've never spoken a word to each other past the day I moved to their school. I'm deathly afraid of talking to him because I feel like I have no idea how he'll react.
He keeps looking at me, whenever we're in the same room or on a train with our friends, etc. A staring-sort of looking. As soon as I look back at him though, he looks away.
He's never once smiled at me. He smiles at everyone else.
In class, he doesn't sit next to me ever. If there's a spare seat next to me and another next to that, he'll sit in the one furthest from me.
I honestly don't know what I did to make him this apathic towards me. Any ideas why he's behaving this way? I'd like to be friends with him but I have no idea how to make him start being civil towards me.

>inb4 underage
I'm eighteen, going on nineteen in two months.
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>>16947287
Some people are just irrationality hostile towards some people. Never underestimate someones level of pettiness and shallowness they have towards others. Don't mistake this for cynicism, just the way it is sometimes. Who knows, you might of done something to possibly piss him off or not unknowingly. Who cares, sounds like you did nothing wrong.
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>>16947287

Eh, don't make a big deal out of it. You can't read his mind, and it doesn't sound like he's actually being mean or really even disrespectful in any way. Maybe he just doesn't wanna be your friend. Who knows why? Not everyone is gonna like you, I do my best to get along with everyone, but sometimes there's just a bad fit. Doesn't have to be a big deal if everyone can keep their cool and be civil.

If you're ever in a situation where he's actually talking to you and you feel like you can bring it up naturally, ask him if you did something to upset him. But don't force it.
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>>16947304
I would like to be friends with him, or at least be neutral with him, I'm just sad that he's not friendly towards me because he seems like a really nice person when he's talking with people he does like.

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I feel depressed.
I am getting my PhD from Harvard next year in History. I really worked hard to get into an ivy league school and I thought if I continued to work hard then I would one day have a decent job. I thought, Harvard is a top school, I am doing a good thing for my life.

Well - I just went to a conference and the keynote was all about how there are NO jobs anymore in history and anyone getting a PhD in it is screwed. Now, I am starting to feel like garbage about life.
Not many people in my department are getting jobs -- mostly Chinese students getting them.

I feel like a total failure and like I messed up my life. Would it be better to try to get an online degree in something practical once I graduate?
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>>16947049
Everything in life is a competition, sure there might be more jobs in other fields, but it is also more competitive. There are more potential candidates to sort through, so employeers can choose to be picky and only take the best.
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>>16947049
Do you have debt? If you graduate without debt you're fine.

What kind of job do you want? Plenty of opportunity in business, just maybe not degree related.
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>>16947049
You should take a trip to whatever historical place you are most interested in. Also learn to write. Become a teacher maybe.

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how do i get a gf /adv/?

>on train today
>one of the most attractive grills i've seen in a long time sits across from me
>shy and autistic
>would never talk to strangers in public anyways
>we were also in the quiet section of the train
w-what could i have said to her to get her number or ask her on a date?

i'm also a kissless virgin with no friends and there is nothing interesting about me apart from my unattractiveness.

inb4 joke replies
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>>16946989

1) get over yourself and admit that you'll likely fuck it up before you 'git gud'

2) get two hobbies, one personal/introverted one social/extroverted

3) get the fuck off 4chan
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>>16947001
what are some good social/extroverted hobbies? i've looked online for lists, but most of them are sports-related and i'm not good at sports (i workout, and i'm thin, but i can't throw a ball or anything like that)
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>>16946989
Nothing you could've said would have gotten you the intended result that you wanted. You have to learn how to get people's interest, and you need to be interested in other people.

>There is nothing interesting about me
>My unnattractiveness
You are unconfident and shallow. You have the ability to change this howevwr, but in the meantime you must learn to accept it, while simultaneously making a conscious effort to change it.

When I flirt with someone, I get into it. They become the focus of my attention, or at least that's the impression that I give them. If someone appears confident, I point out the faults in them that most people are too scared to. Both of these work, but unfortunately you cannot fake this feeling.

Nothing you say will serve it's intended purpose if you do not feel confident in it, because you will choke. You are going to chome, because it is not a facade that you can put on for long.

In order to form relationships and get what you want from people, you must learn how to understand people. You must understand what the fellowship and why, or at least have the confidence and social experience to ask why.

This comes from experience.

>I'm a Kissless virgin with no friends
Good. I used to be exactly like you. I was also a compulsive liar that was diagnosed with depression and nearly drove myself completely insane at one point in my life.

What is it that you think prevents you from being able to relate to people and make friends?

Are people alone for a reason? Is it just happenstance that they have no friends or is it because they are unlikable?

A-asking for a friend... oh, wait...
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>>16946884

Sometimes it's by choice, but people that are truly alone are lonely. Loneliness is horrible.
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For a lot of people it's too easy to end up alone, mostly by the nature of their habits. And being alone can turn into a habit of loneliness all its own.

Some people like being alone, but humans crave social interaction. Times have changed, and now people do more lonely things, sometimes together on the internet.
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I'm alone. I go out alone. I don't always leave alone. No, I am not constantly surrounded by people. Maybe if I started dealing weed I'd make friends... oh, wait... "friends."

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I've posted before but didn't get any replies.

>19
>girls think I'm hot
>decent grades (also accepted in an ivy league uni)
>/fit/
>read good books
>president of student council

however ... really autistic with girls. For a long time I have had a huge approach anxiety (I don't care if I'm rejected, just scared to approach). And when I do approach or a girl or get a date, I feel like I'm not the "alpha" that I've always aspired to be.

All memes aside ... What can I do /pol/?
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How do you know she thinks you're hot if you never approached her?
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>>16946753
I have some girl friends that tell me that it's weird that I don't have a gf since I'm good looking
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>>16946753
That's actually what most autists think. They think girls like them but they're single because they're shy.

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