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No matter what you do in life, you need to work hard. Time flies mate just fucking do what you need to.

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>>17097541
>17
>Thinks he's got it all figured out
Sounds about right.

>>17097635
OP here.
I don't know shit, I don't know what I want to do, but since most good jobs need university degrees it only makes sense to go to a good uni.

Well, it really depends on what you want. Girly girls are okay but they generally don't fuck as well. My girlfriend is for sure crazy and sassy and she fucks like a maniac. I had a friendly one and it was OK. Tomboy one fucked pretty good. But crazy and sassy fuck best.

Girly girls are more favored because they are considered more flirty and make it easier for guys to talk to. Also they exude more sexuality by being.. girly.

Girls who wear makeup are not automatically better, but guys get fooled by makeup so not using it really disadvantages your looks.

Your questions are so ambiguous lol

Personally I'm iffy about make up, as some girls look so ugly without it, and some girls look so ugly with it. I'd rather girls not wear any make up, I feel like girls who do are dishonest and insecure, which are two qualities I dislike.

Can't say for other parts of the world, but I think North America has advanced far enough that a girl can still be feminine without wearing dresses or things with frills on them.

Get a planner and plan every hour of your day, leaving room for breaks and a little free time. Stick to it religiously and wear a watch.

>>17098029
Funny , I just got into watches. I will try this.

>>17097447
Have down time to decompress after studying. I used to run after studying and the content would mesh a lot better. I hear there are studies on this but I'm way too high to confirm.

One of the major indicator that both Stalin and Hitler signs of lack of empathy is their relations with their family. You should research about Stalin's son. He got kidnapped by the Americans I believe and Stalin didn't even give a shit. There were lots of stories of how Hitler and Stalin mistreated their family.

>>17097386
They were thinking about greater good and had to sacrifice family life for their duty.

hey thats the guis from the memes!! XD

You don't.

>tfw she isn't even white
Lol you have it easy op

>>17097339
Halloween costume then sex then "we should do this again".

Go see her and tell her beforehand that you need to talk so that she will expect something probably-not-good. Tell her honestly but gently why you want to break up (or if your reason is something like "your boobs are too small" or something equally douchebag-y, come up with something that's not about her). Something like "I don't want to date" or "I just see you as a friend only". If she takes it badly, try to comfort her and BE NICE and understanding. If she starts begging or something, just let her down gently by letting her know that you've made up your mind. If she goes batshit crazy tell her firmly that you'll be leaving if she doesn't calm down. If she starts to threaten you by harming herself and doesn't calm down, call an ambulance.

>>17097242
^this, but bring a hidden camera just in case she's actually batshit insane, that way you have proof of anything she does

>>17097242
Nice advice, thanks. Should I really tell her why? Her clinginess, her boredom and especially cause I don't really have feelings for here are the reasons.

anyone?

tl:dr

ive got shit grades in highschool, go to community college, get shit grades in two semesters. am i fucked?

>>17097138
If you're getting shit grades because you're lazy that's your problem. You have to find something that motivates you enough to do all of the assignments and study for the exams.

If you are getting shit grades because you're not understanding something you may want to reach out and see if you can get some tutoring or help.

Stop doing this senpai. Go make a schedule and force yourself to apply it. Don't hide behind depression/laziness because they're convenient scapegoats. You might get this a lot but go work out, find a group of friends or something else that you can focus on. You're getting a wonderful chance anon, don't blow it.

>>17097026
>selling weed
>is this illegal?
probably. check local laws. putting these chemicals into it is pretty fucked, you should get all the potheads together and go fuck his shit up

>>17097048
It's kinda funny honestly .

>>17097026
Considering bleach and ammonia can kill people when ingested, and if mixed create a gas that specifically destroys your lungs, then yeah you'd get in serious trouble.
Might even be considered attempted murder, depending on the specific circumstances.

Ask her aggressively, like "do you wanna go out with me or not?", or ask her whether she'd like to choose a different place...but first ask her whether she's into those kind of events.

>>17097039
Thanks for the advice. Well in this case the event is a book fair*. She went to the same one last year and said it was nice. And she does read and is into books, etc.

*(I was afraid to give details here, but to be honest if she comes to 4chan she'll instantly tell I'm talking about her from the original post now)

DUDE, take a clue already
She isn't interested. Just let her go.
IF she was interested, she'd come back to you

Yep literally every girl has a boyfriend already oh well may as well give up since every girl on the planet is taken.

How much time did you spend trying out this advice before you came to the conclusion it's bullshit? One night? One week? Shit doesn't just happen immediately. Just because you never left your home, doesn't mean all single people are like that.

Anyway, if you really find that you can't meet single people at social events, try volunteering for a charity or local politician. Great way to meet people. Or, try online dating, which exists to help people exactly like you do exactly the thing you're trying to do.

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>>17096966
get her this book https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_OK_%E2%80%93_You%27re_OK#Four_life_positions

She obvi needs help, but there's nothing you can do yourself

Man, cut this crap out. You letting this poor girl do that to you is no different than a girl letting a beta orbiter polish her nails while using his back as a stool or whatever while insisting that she made it clear to him that she just wants to be friends.

Of course you feel bad, you are aware that she is bending over backwards for you because she is in love with you and you are using that to get the little that you DO want from her. It doesn't matter that you tell her you don't want a relationship, someone as fucked up as she is right now who is badly in love is not exactly rational. She'll think "he'll want to be with me when he sees what a good woman I am, he'll want to be with me after I please him better than anyone else did, I just have to prove my worth to him and he's going to fall for me".

You can keep talking to her but no physical shit and try to keep your distance and encourage her to seek out other people's company and seek professional help.

>>17096999

You're right, I completely agree. I *know* inside it's wrong. Any suggestions on how to go about breaking it to her? I am absolutely certain she's going to think that it's because she's unattractive/unworthy/disgusting, etc. I really do care about her as a friend as person and want the best for her.

Stop profile stalking and try interacting with people, cuz everything you listed just sounds like descriptions of 16yos on Facebook.

>>17096928
You won't understand all women, pick one and get to know her.

>>17096928
My vagina has not asked me to do any of the things you have listed. Does this mean I am trans? Any help will be appreciated.

>>17096854
Chill with friends. Shitpost on 4chan. Do a hobby you like. Realize you wont even remember her name in like 5 years.

>>17096856
Good advice. Just so new feeling, I kinda missed out all the good things in relationship, while i was in one. I missed singlelife, and now when i have it, I start to realize the good things in relationship.. Sucks

>>17096869
Its important to have bad times in life and negative feelings. Can't have good times without the bad.

atleast you're not fat.

>>17096833
>>>/fit/

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>>17096833
>I'm just always dormant

?????????

>>17096846
I don't know, stop being an asshole? Having confidence is fine, but an ego is usually held up by believing yourself to be superior to others, which is generally wrong

Come over and I'll beat the shit out of you. That usually does it.