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I posted here a month ago asking how to sort my life out (24 y/o, UK). One person responded with getting a shit job and going from there, now I have a shit job what do I do now? How long should I be in said job.

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What is wrong with me? This is not rhetorical. A serious question.

Why do females not like me? Why are they not interested?

I have the things society says females are interested. I have a house. I have a good job. No kids. No drug issues. No ex's to pay alimony to.

/r9k/ browsing has caused me to think it's being a manlet (5'6") but surely that can't be all. When I post on /soc/ I always get a 5 or 6. Sure not hot, but not ugly.

WTF? What is wrong with me?

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I found this, do u know what it is, round beige- yellowish 170 is the only part of the imprint I can read

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So I was a finance major but I ended up getting kicked out of the business school because I shit the bed in terms of attendance even though my actual grades were more than fine. Now I'm stuck deciding between Computer Science or Philosophy for sophomore year. If I went CS I'd probably just find a job out of undergrad and that's that. With Philosophy I have the intention of applying to law school so that it's not just a waste of money. On one hand I like the idea of being a programmer more, but I'm not really sure if I'm cut out for it. Math based topics have never really been a strong suit for me, but I've always been good at writing and analyzing readings. Am I setting myself up for failure if I try to tough it out through CS? Should I just take what would probably be the easier route and major in something that fits my strengths?

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I am 20yrs old. I have never met my father.

I have his Facebook page. I haven't looked. I'm not sure I want to. It isnt so much the whole "expectations vs reality" thing. I'm just getting used to the idea that id never meet the guy.

I was fine letting it all be as it is. I'm afraid of changing this.

Here is my question. If you had never met your father, and suddenly had the chance to, would you want to? Why or why not?

What good could come from just knowing? Is putting a face to all of that pain worth it?

I don't think I need closure, I let the anger go a year ago. I'm scared.

There's a knot in my stomach.

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best way to deal with this?

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I asked out a man because I am lonely and now he is taking advantage of me and I can't leave. I asked him out out of loneliness. I want someone who I connect emotionally to but have up after years of not finding one and I decided to ask out this guy who thinks I look good but he isn't that emotionally connected to me. I think he's schizophrenic or some craziness in his mind. So when he rambles on I always just put up with it but I don't enjoy talking to him . I even asked him to stop rambling cause he usually makes no sense but he doesn't get it and keeps on. It's actually frustrating and head hurting to listen to him. Anyway he is only with me cause I have a lot more access to money and cause he likes very skinny tall girls and he is with me for sex obviously. I like sex a lot so I never turn him down and we used to make love like 5 times a day for 6 months now I started refusing him idk why but lately I do not want sex and he has been coercing and raping me every day. An example is today when I was napping he tied my hands behind my back and I woke up to him with his fingers in me, of course I told him stop fucking me and kicked him and he just has to hold me down since I'm weaker. It's sad but this relatiinship seems parasitic and he's making it worse cause not only is he unintentionally abusive with his blabbering as if I was his diary all the time but he also uses me for sex. It feels pretty bad and desu I'm desperate for any type of affection so I dint want to leave him.

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Help me match with hot people

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You would assume that people who just want to change their lifestyle to be healthier and be kinder to the planet would be pleasant. WTF has happened with the vegan culture that makes them the detestable anal crust of society that they are?

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>go out with girl two weeks ago
>after that we studied together for 8+ hours twice
>today I text her "hey beautiful with a smiley"
>she says I don't think you should call me that we only went out once
What did I do wrong?

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So about a year ago I made the dumb decision to enlist in the Navy. I headed off to Great Lakes at the start of December and suprisingly passed at the end of January. Surprising because I had pneumonia from Christmas on and managed to weasel and lie my way into passing only the minimum of what I needed to make it through. Cool.
Problem is, I'm still here, being held at RTC waiting for the Baby's inept system to push me through. Since I've been here my stress from being in a bootcamp-like atmosphere has built to a point that my body is starting to shutdown and I am regretting my decision more than ever.
I can separate myself at anytime really and fix it all back home with far superior doctors but I've been here so long everyone will be disappointed with me and I feel like I will have wasted 6 months of my life.

TLDR; I've been in boot camp long enough to be considered a veteran and my body and mind are fucked from the stress. Should I just say fuck it and head home?

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How do I stop being so insecure about my height?
From what I've seen and experienced, it's the trait that has the greatest affect on attractiveness, and short men are ripped on so much in the media, in passing conversation, etc. and it's really starting to hurt. I don't want to show that I'm sensitive to that sort of thing because then I become the "cute" little guy, but when even my friends talk disparagingly about short men around me, I feel like an absolute bag of shit.

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I don't get it I'm not actually depressed but as soon as I drink, I start getting the feely weelys. I wouldn't even fully care if I didn't become some little bitch who constantly cries out for help I don't need. I also don't get actually suicidal, just that "look at me shit", last night it got really bad and I spammed my snapstory with suicide talk. I tried to pass it off as meta-humor, it failed and now people won't stop blowing up my phone to see if I'm ok.

I've tried limiting my drinking, but in social situations if I stay completely sober I end up just leaving due to boredom and hating being the only sober one. I've also talked to a counselor at one point (on my own free will) and the most I got out of it was that alcohol may bring out feelings of inadequacy I have, but even then that doesn't excuse my retarded as fuck actions.

Are there any reasons /adv/ can think of why I act this way, also any tips to help me stop pulling this garbage.

Thanks :3

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So, I've been dating a girl for almost a year and she turned 18 by the end of March. Age of consent in Portugal is 16 so I have also fooled around with her, but always letting her lead unless I felt I could take control and not intimidate her.

Now... here's the thing.

As the thread subject implies, she doesn't look much older than a 13 or 14 year old, if you ignore her rack. But she is tiny (not midget sized), and has a babyface. The cause of her looking underdeveloped in anything but her boobs has to do with her hypothyroidism, which gave her a very slow metabolism.

Now, all of those things are fine and dandy for someone who used to look up lolicon during his underaged years, but I get queasy dating her in public places as sometimes people start staring. It doesn't help that she also acts childish around me. Any tips on how I should handle this situation? What places I should avoid going to, behaviors I should have, and so forth.

I need help guys, I really do love this girl but I keep thinking this is going to get me in trouble with the cops (even though there will be no jail time involved). Even friends of mine keep calling me a pedo even after she turned 18

Pic related, kinda looks like her.

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i need a mic that won't make me sound like bad. price range up to $300 i guess

i deserve nothing less than the best. also i don't want to my internet friends to hear me breathing? sometimes you can hear them breathing and that can't be me help