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>>17096775
we were literally alone last night smoking a cigarette outside and i totally couldve made a move but i pussied out and she told me while we were talking this morning that she wouldve been totally cool with it and i was just like "well i'll remember it for next time" and i just felt myself cringe at hearing myself say that and i just feel like i really fucked up an opportunity

>>17096788
At this point just make sure that there is a next time, and don't miss the opportunity when there is.

I do cave exploration. It's pretty cool, definitely Type 2 fun.

Ain't nobody got time for hobbies.

Get a job, kid.

I consume rare and extreme pornography

>>17096746
I don't even know what you're referring to, anon. Which is a good thing! Plan B- change countries.

>>17096746
>How fucked am I if I have years of patient noncompliance written in my medical records?
That depends. Not very many people are allowed to see medical records, so their ability to fuck you over is limited to some very specific contexts. What exactly is it you're trying to do?

>>17096746
Fucked in what sense? Noncompliance for what disease?

Its pretty easy really considering there's nothing there to pleasure.
Run your tongue up and down the crack, spend extra time on the hole, lick in circular motions, go in a little if you're brave.
All in all I enjoy it, its a great start to anal or putting in a buttplug.
Other than that though, it is what it is just pretend its a pussy and go to town

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Eat some mints and blow air on the hole.

>>17096765
What does it taste like? Does she need to prep any?

So she wants to divorce you because you're away for a day once every 2 months to visit your mom in jail?

Also why are you going to school as well now? If youre the only one working you should focus more on getting income, leave that other shit for when the child is older.

>>17096773
Forgot to mention she didnt work until 6 Months after the baby was born we both Make a good level of income, im currently working on my Studies to get a promotion in my job

>>17096806
Okay that's fair enough then. So how much time would you spend in a day together usually? You go to bed fairly early you said

>humblebragging on /adv/

Git out.

Girl 1 will get bored eventually.
Girl 2 sounds like the way to go, you sound compatible and if what you want is a serious relationship go with it

I might be biased btw. My bf and I were bffs for yrs before we got together. He was also scared about losing our friendship but we've never been happier.

So you broke it off with your wife because all you had together was fucking, so you're next plan is to get with another slut with obvious daddy issues who's only benefit is also fucking?

Learn from your fucking mistakes, stop thinking with your dick. And it's also creepy as fuck that you're dating someone half your age who probably hasn't even finished college.

bump for interest, im 18 and in the same situation

Join a club.
i.e. go to church, play soccer

>>17096469
HOW TO GET FRIENDS

Don't look for friends.

Look for things to do. Join a gym, go to concerts, do volunteer work, take a "useless" class (cooking, art appreciation, auto repair) at a community college, hang out at the comic book store.

You'll meet other people doing the same thing, so it will be natural to chat. Eventually someone will suggest you all go out for coffee/drink afterward. Some of them will know other people. Some will be opposite-gender-type people.

I took a beginner cooking class. We were all awful at it, and laughed at each other and ourselves. I began to look forward to the classes for the company as much as the cooking. When we got brave enough, we started a "Come to my place for dinner and see if you survive" club, taking turns cooking for each other.

>>17096399
How to stay safe is to not meet him at all.

>>17096431
Is it really that dangerous?

>>17096399
Spainfag here. He may be a geek or a robot. Plenty of people like this here and nothing too bad about it. If you see any red flags stay the fuck away, tho.

He'd regret it for the rest of his life. It'd drive any reasonable man insane.
Are reason why you want to kill yourself?

>>17096342
There are a lot of them. I'm mentally ill and I suffer from pretty crippling depression, and I'm tired of being a burden on the people I love. It's part because of my own personal suffering, part because I can't stand the thought of hurting my loved ones any more by lashing out, pushing them away and disappointing them.

>>17096345
If your fiance wants you to be his fife, then it's pretty obvious that you aren't a burden on him. Tell him how you feel before you end it

1) 22 isn't a mature age.
2) It's not hard just focus and schedule necessary study time everyday or throughout the week and it's not something that's a problem.
3) You don't know how to apply? The pages that say "apply here", don't give you a clue?

>>17096307
Go to university's admissions department and talk to a councelor. That'll do more to give you the info than anyone here can do

Have a good plan. Know what you want to study. Plan a rough course schedule for all the years you will be there. Study up on summer research programs/internships to apply to. Read up on professors in the program you are applying to. Figure out what they're researching and whether or not you are interested. Find out what books they use for introductory courses and find out BEFORE if you like it or not. As a rule, if you can't find yourself reading that book out of mere interest, you probably shouldn't study it.

"In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable." - Eisenhower

Please respond and say what you can say from your experience and knowledge even though I didn't post a specific question.

This will be so kind and helpful, please

I really have no idea what the exact issue is you're trying to describe here.

>>17096349

Existential crisis derived from breakup

In the same position but need to get over a guy, I have no idea how, could use some advice too.

>>17096352
>>17096301
it takes time and the most definitive and easiest way is to meet someone new.

>>17096358
I can't imagine wanting to be with a different guy. I have met loads of guys and I'm just not interested in any of them.

>>17096300
Eating is associated with relief from anxiety. Maybe when you feel bored or anxious, you have a little snack. But that doesn't actually "sate" you, it just keeps the anxiety at bay.

Then it gets easier to rationalize. You just have bad genes. This is your set point. Really, it's everyone else's fault for making fun of you for being fat. So you eat some more to make the bad feelings go away.

Think of fat as a symptom of something bigger. At the very least, an unhealthy relationship with food.

>>17096321
Well, i am overweight. I have lost a bunch of weight often, just to gain in all back again. Or even more. I think it's time to get to the roots of this crap instead of threating the symptoms. It's not even just willpower. I can lose weight. It's obv not genes or shit like that. But the weak will, the lazynes and all that seems to be from a different source and i need to kill that source so i can finally have some peace with my weight. (ofc i'll still have to eat below maintainance and exercise... It's just pointless if i'll gain it all back again. I need to fix the issues behind it simultaneously)

>>17096300
The main reason I dislike fat people as because of the lack of self-control and discipline.
>>17096332
Get a hobby, lift and read, that would be enough to get you addicted to self improvement, if you are a guy visit the TheRedPill, you may disagree with all the sexual market thingy, but about self-improvement they are making a good job, I myself have lost 10kg (22lbs) of fat and gained a serious amount of muscle.

>>17096297
Cut contact

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>>17096297

did you confront her about her flaking?

what if she just has a fetish for not fit guys

>>17096344
id rather kill myself if thats the case ahah

>>17096263
>have addressed this to her many times but wont stop

Wait, hang on, has she acknowledged that that's what's she's doing? And she still does it?

I'd say just go anyway. If she shows up at your house, say "oh shit, I was just on my way out. I'll see you when I get back, though." See how she reacts. If she starts getting upset, explain that this is something really important to you and that she needs to respect your priorities.