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how to suggest FWBs with a girl? 2016-05-02 02:15:41 Post No.17098698
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how to suggest FWBs with a girl?
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2016-05-02 02:15:41
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there's this girl that i hang with alot. we're good friends, but neither of us are into each other. The thing is, she is really fucking hot and she seems to think i am too. She's pretty damn open when it comes to what she's into, and what turns her on. She doesnt mind if i "accidentally" touch her boob, one time she even squealed a bit when i put my hand on her thigh. Is there a way to bring up doing friends this friends with benefits with her, in a non creepy way? I think she's been hinting at it lately anyways.
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bump for lust
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get really drunk with her, get flirty, go for a kiss, see how it goes from there
if it doesnt work you can play it off as lol whoops drank too much sry and then cry and masturbate
most girls dont get too mad if you steal a kiss anyway, makes them feel attractive
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she's sober and a virgin still, she's pretty much a die hard traditionalist. But she is so damn open about he sexuality to me, any other ways?
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My family member likes incest 2016-05-02 02:13:35 Post No.17098690
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My family member likes incest
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He always asks me for pictures, bras, and sends me porn. I've told my grandmother, but she didn't want to see the messages, because she thinks hes a good person. She said I was over reacting.
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Cousin, brother, uncle or what?
Also are you hot?
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>>17098697
He's my cousin.
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>>17098703
how old is he? probably a lonely bro in his awkward years i guess?
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Guise I need help. So there's this girl right, and she's everything I've ever wanted in a woman and I am everything she has ever wanted in a man.
And I've got a girlfriend, and we're all close friends (to the point of making out and shit) and I was always thinking of but am now realising that I don't actually love her. But she's a total sweetheart and I don't want to break her heart by leaving her.
This fucking sucks right now because I am not happy with this girl and I want to be with the other one but I can't just leave here for the other one that's just not socially acceptable fuck me what do I do?
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>>17098678
If you aren't happy with her, leave her. The longer you wait, the more attached she'll likely become, and the more it will hurt for her.
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>>17098686
This will be the second time I'm leaving her in the last 2 months. Plus lately, as I've said, we've been having "moments" together, all three of us and she's foreseen me falling for the other one.
Even if we hide our dating after I leave her, she'll know what's going on
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>>17098728
Listen, obviously you're on the fence about this. Are you sure you don't love her, and you're not just having "grass is greener syndrome"? Perhaps you should reflect on your relationship. This other girl could seem more appealing initially, as she may make up for the faults your girlfriend has.
On the other hand, why did you break up with her the first time? Was it because of this girl?
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somewhere over the rainbow 2016-05-02 02:00:50 Post No.17098645
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somewhere over the rainbow
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I crave female attention. I know it's wrong. My longing manifests itself in bad ways. I spend lots of money on prostitutes. I just graduated college today, got $300 from friends and family, and the first thing I want to do is spend it on hookers. I am lonely.
I want to believe I can be the man I want to be. Strong, rich, a great father and husband. I want to believe I will find a woman one day who really loves me and I can share my life with. I want a happy marriage and family.
I guess I don't need advice, I need encouragement. I am a bit overweight. I am not the nicest person. I have a hard time opening up to people. I want to be loved.
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i suggest reading this:
http://www.oplysning.org/uploads/9/1/4/3/9143605/a_new_earth-eckhart_tolle.pdf
might help you with opening up to people. it helped me a ton to stop being such an asshole, which i was. being an asshole feels good until you realize you are dead inside.
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>>17098656
I have actually read that book before. It helped, but a lot of the concepts may have been lost on me.
I really want help not spending money on whores that don't care about em and finding a woman who will be my companion.
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this might sound like a dick question, but why do you want a woman that will care about you? (asking for real answer, if you'd like to try to give it)
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I've been told that my sense of humor is above average, and I've always wanted to try open mic not caring if I bomb or not but I wanted to ask 4chan for tips on anything, such as anybody have experience, overcoming stage freight etc etc
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Never explain the joke, unless explaining the joke is actually part of the joke.
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What's the deal with airline food?
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Say things like "pleb" oh and also "zozzle"
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Does seeing a psychologist really help?
I have been feeling awful for over a year now and it doesn't feel like it's getting better.
I feel like if I see a psychologist they will just say something they would tell everyone or get me on antidepressants (not big on antidepressants because of what I have seen with others on them)
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http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/03/16/meditation-plus-running-as-a-treatment-for-depression/?_r=0
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psychologists are real people and like all other people, some of them are actually idiots and give very bad advice. if you go to one, try out a few before you decide which one you want to stick with.
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this book will help:
http://www.oplysning.org/uploads/9/1/4/3/9143605/a_new_earth-eckhart_tolle.pdf
beginning part is a little woo woo but seriously give it a try, i read it about 5 years ago and i still credit it as the thing that helped me really start changing my life
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i am stupid with low iq
how do i get smarter?
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Hire a maths tutor
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study
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Read everyday. Write everyday. Exercise.
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Sup, /adv/?
I fucked this cute-as-fuck girl this past winter.
She was gonna be the second girl in a threesome that has been in the making for fucking three years.
She moved, which put a damper in my plans. She comes back every now and then, but she usually has a boyfriend so she tries to not be alone with me so as to not put herself in a compromising position and cheat.
This past summer, though, I finally got the chance to bang her and BOY it was cash.
She's coming back for a while this summer. Obviously, being the adorable little cum bucket she is, some southern hick faggot managed to form a relationship with her right before she flew in. He gave her the OK to do whatever she wanted but has a "no guys" rule.
Honestly, I don't blame him.
But this bitch is probably gonna lez out with my girlfriend the entire time she's here and I won't be able to do shit.
Normally, I'm fine with this, but that pussy got me enthralled.
How do I go about this? Should I fuck her or back off? Should I just go with the flow?
>TL;DR I wanna fuck this girl, but I feel like I'll hear the bad karma noise from Fallout if I do.
>SHWIWIWOOON
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You're not here for advice, you're here to gloat.
Who gives a shit. Fuck that pussy or don't, doesn't fucking matter.
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>>17098588
You sound like a huge faggot.
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>>17098603
I'm gloating about getting laid on a Korean Wife Swapping Board?
So, stop being a pussy and fuck her outright?
Okay so basically my best friend of almost two decades needs some help right now.
his family/relationship/job/health are all simultaneously going to complete shit and he hasn't wanted to spend time with or talk to anyone (except for me) for a while now because of his deeply growing depression.
I convinced him a couple of weeks ago to come with me to a buddy's house and have a few drinks but as the night progressed, he remained silent and seemed to be growing angry. I frequently asked if he was feeling alright or if he needed anything or wanted to leave and he just kept telling me thank you and that he would be fine. I left the house for a second to take my nephew home and when I came back he was pinned down on the couch crying and I was told that he started to tell everyone he was going to end his life tonight and he went inside and reached for a knife before being tackled to the ground.
Let me say that acting out like this is not something common from him by any means. I took him to stay with me at my house and then he went home the following morning and I did not hear from him for a week.
Just a few days ago, he shows up at my house smiling and thanking me for being such a great friend and when I go to hug him, he begins to sob uncontrollably over me and tells me how he has really felt like he has been losing his mind lately and is sure if it gets worse, he will end his life. Because He and I have been making music and art together our whole lives and we've been wanting to put a heavier focus on these things recently, as well as the fact that I'm the only person he's comfortable with lately, I Decided to ask him if he wanted to move in with me and my wife (in our guest room) and he said that he doesn't want to bother us, but that if it was possible, he thinks it could be a huge help. My wife encouraged this idea as she can see how rough he has gotten.
(tbc)
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Now, here's the problem. Our roommate is not very empathic and tends to be exceptionally cautious about everything. BUT, he is also incredibly frugal and lazy and my friend said that he would pay 35% of the rent and take care of the house's maintenance. Sorry for such a back story but I'm basically looking for help with two questions:
How can I convince my roommate that my friend really needs my help and assure him that it could be beneficial?
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What can I do to motivate and encourage my friend on a daily basis while he is living here?
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Self-bump.
Hoping someone out there iş reading
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I don't want to work on IT but is the only hope I have 2016-05-02 01:00:43 Post No.17098445
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I don't want to work on IT but is the only hope I have
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In short, the only job opportunity I have now is working as a computer technician but I don't want to.
I don't want to fullfill more of the steotype of neckbeard that faps to anime and works with computers, I know I can do better but other job opportunities are further away.
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Uh, isn't any job better than nothing?
Even if you suck at it or pussy out later, you'll be in your current position, plus money.
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Well if you're good at it and don't mind doing it than just don't be the stereotype. I work IT now but I work out, am decent looking, and live with my girlfriend. I don't live that stereotype and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise about me.
Just do whatever the fuck you want OP. Don't let what others think of you stand in the way.
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Expropriation - Help please? 2016-05-02 00:49:32 Post No.17098396
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Expropriation - Help please?
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2016-05-02 00:49:32
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Dear /adv/, hear me out. I've never posted here, so I might make some mistakes. Desperate for some advice.
Twenty years ago, my family bought a piece of rural property with stunning water views on a gentle slope, with the prospects of retiring there or handing it over to me. They originally bought it for very little money ($20k Cad), as the lot did not have city water nor the possibility for a well to be dug (20% incline with sandy earth). A few months ago, we received a letter of expropriation from the county, letting us know that they were doing road expansions and that they needed to purchase most of our land (2/3 of our 1/3 of an acre). Needless to say, we were devastated. The only way to go forward, they said, was for them to purchase the entire lot, and they gave us a quote of what they would pay us: 70k.
Last year, the assessed value of our property was 85k. Three years ago, the city finally decided to bring water to our row of lots as well, so we paid about 17k for that as well. We never intended to sell the property. My family waited for so long for the land to be usable, and we were planning to build on the property in the coming two years. The money that they're giving us is nothing. To find a comparable lot, with the same kind of view, in the same area, would cost us about 150-170k. Ironically, lot values are spiking up exponentially in our area due to the roadwork being done, as before, the road was very treacherous. Some lot owners that were selling land behind ours (a little further up the hill) were getting so many offers, they decided to take the properties off the market to sell a little later on for probably double what they were asking now. Not only that, but those lots did not have a view. Now, with the roadwork, they're clearing the trees (ones on our land), giving them the view. It's crazy that they're giving us what they're giving us, considering the circumstances.
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Last april, a piece of land identical to ours (with a higher incline, so harder to build on) sold for 150k. Another lot above us sold for 95k. Both these lots were comparable to ours, yet our assessment value did not go up since these were "private sales”. We’re basically being forced out of our land, our investment, and will be given absolutely nothing for it. The neighborhood we are in will develop crazily in the next two years. Already, there are at least half a dozen constructions, and people driving around daily looking for land to buy. My parents will have nowhere to retire. The only land in our area we can buy for that money is flat, treed land, with no view and no water. And even that is being pulled off the market to sell at a much higher price in a year or so.
The only reason the land was bought was for the view. It's incredible. The fact that it's on a tall hill/small mountain right on the water's edge gives it the impression that you're just floating above the water. Some may call it a million-dollar view.
I'm at a complete and total loss at what to do. What the county's doing is unacceptable, but there doesn't seem to be any other option for us. Has anyone here had a similar experience? Is there anything I can do? Please help, they're taking away our home, and they're giving us nothing in return.
Sorry for the long read and poor writing, I had to come up with this quickly. I have noone else I can get advice from.
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>>17098402
To clarify, this is in Canada.
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Ask a lawyer, but can't the Queen and Her duly authorized representatives just take whatever they want from Her subjects?
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Have any of you taken a typing test as part of a job interview process? What was it like? Any tips?
I have one tomorrow, first time I've been asked to take one.
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I haven't but unless they have you tap dancing while you do it, you'll be fine. Or, of course, if you can't type.
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Try some online for free. If im not mistaken, 'good' is considered 60 words per second or better.
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>>17098361
I mentioned to someone once that I hunt and peck but my WPM averages around 85-90 with 98% accuracy.
Touch typing is just impossible for me, my pinky fingers and ringer fingers just feel to weird to type with.
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Going to lose my virginity tonight. Help. How do I do it well. She's crazy about me (so she says) so she probably won't complain if I'm shit and she knows it's my first time.
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Don't put it in the wrong hole.
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>>17098346
Just stare into her eyes while on top of her, thrust and grunt.
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>>17098346
Has she had sex before?
Just know that you probably won't be that good, and she almost definitely wont have an orgasm.
If she hasn't had sex before, expect a mediocre time. It will be kind of awkward for both of you, but you might get into some kind of rhythm.
Just don't have high expectations and you'll be fine.
What's the best Chinese dish to get delivered?
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General Tso's with chicken fried rice.
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>>17098336
Meme's aside. I usually get
>large hot n sour soup
>fried dumplings
>general tsos chicken and fried rice
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>>17098336
Sushi and soba noodles.
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Getting rid of a long distance stalker 2016-05-02 00:24:25 Post No.17098315
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Getting rid of a long distance stalker
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My long distance ex is threatening to
Blackmail me, using my personal info they saved on their phone.
I have successfully avoided contact with them for about a year but now they messaged out of the blue, threatening me to try to force me to respond.
This person can't be reasoned with at all.
They're a mentally unstable control freak and for them, it seems, no time has passed.
What can i do to protect my information without getting the authorities involved?
Is there a any way to remotely factory reset their phone so they won't have any way to contact me?
I really don't want anything to do with them.
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Anybody?
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>>17098315
What kind of information is this? Is it incriminating?
If not you should probably contact the police.
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Call the cops. Maybe even the Feds if they are out of state