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He could have probably yelled at you, and maybe try and hit you. I wouldn't be extremely worried. How big of a town do you live in? Just keep a look out for people following you. And if you do see him following you, call the police and/or drive to the police station.

>>17100251
I didnt get his license plate because I was quite shocked that this was happening at all, so perhaps next time if it happens, this will be the first thing I make sure to do.

im usually an extremely nice person, i was just having a bad day and did not expect that kind of reaction.

>>17100233
You should've driven slower to piss him off more.

Damn Anon, you could try getting into an accident like crashing into a tree while intoxicated so you're not risking anyone else's life, they'll just think it's an accident. I don't condone trying to commit suicide but what do you have anon?

>>17100219

I don't drink, so if I was drunk I assume they would know I tried it. I have endormetriosis, which is rarely fatal, however after 10 years of surgeries and treatments my doctor told me this morning there is nothing else they can do. I will just have to wait until some adhesion attaches itself to some important organ and kills it.

>>17100230
That's awful anon, the other thing I'd suggest is smoke inhalation from a fire, set from the kitchen or something. I wouldn't want you to burn to death, falling from a ladder doing housework or something related. My best bet would be a car accident, it's believable.

>>17100120
4chan is 18+

>>17100123
I am 19

>>17100171
Suure

OP here,
Sorry if this post is shittily detailed and has like no real structure. I'm exhausted, but too high on stims to sleep.
And yes that's my gun in the picture... No, I'm not thinking of offing myself. It was under my pillow, so it was the closest photographable thing. Fuck I'm high-.-

>>17100102
No. You shouldn't. She does not care about you. She just needs you because she hates being alone and you are her best and fastest option right now.

As soon as a better chance comes along she will dump you again. Stop being friends with her too if you can.

You know I actually started reading your blogpost but the sentence structure and general retardation was just too much for me.


Sober up and try again tomorrow

I have no idea but Tinder does not work for most of the guys. There are several times more men than women on there so women are really picky.

I am an average guy and i can only get super obese whores on there. Do not use dating websites.

>>17100084
what about going to clubs and bars? older women from my experience are alot more open and easy about casual sex, they will be straight about what they are looking for, they are past playing games. im 22.

>>17100095
I guess I don't do clubs and bar's cause I have social anxiety. But I seem to do ok when I talk to someone one on one.
Also I'm a recovering alcoholic (sober nearly 6 years), and am not keen to expose myself to an environment where almost EVERYONE is drinking booze, and might offer me some.

I am not opposed to hooking up with an obese whore, older women. Sex is like pizza even when its not exactly what you want, its still better than no pizza.

Anon, I'd start to lurk on /lgbt/ (bi and lesgen threads) and try to hook up with a girl or even try watching lesbian porn to see if it turns you on. Good luck anon

Loads of emotional baggage.

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Here's a concept you retarded newfag.
For your lgbt related retardation try >>>/lgbt/

>>17100042
What the fuck to do?
Go to her room, wait or ?

>>17100074
Holy shit you're a giant creep you need help. Stop watching through other peoples windows . Youve literally never spoken to her. Unless this girl smiled, winked at you, and motioned for you to come over, do not go over to her place. She didn't do any of that. She noticed a stranger watching her through the window and looked back because wtf? Why would you think that was an invitation?

>>17100080
it is a hotel window.
maybe not an invitation but maybe some occasion to make new friend...
From a long time i dont date. ... maybe im to horny...

>>17100040
should read nietzsche, in alot of his books he explains how the christian morality in embedded in society and he explains how to over come it. i havent read all of his books but from what i can recall from ones i have read, he talks about it quite alot in, on the Genealogy of Morals.

You shouldn't be upset that you have a conscience. If you question yourself when society doesn't, it doesn't necessarily make it a bad thing.

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>>17100040

Is this satirical shitposting?

Pick a job that transfers to the real world the best, so I'd say electronics.

Get the best field. You don't exit bootcamp as E-5, but as E-3 and it's not as much worthit. Also, no matter what your score is on the asvab, nuke school is hard as hell, being the hardest pipeline in the enlisted Navy so it is more than likely you will fail out and be re-rated to another rate.

How do I know? I went through sub school and there are a lot of nuke drops there.

>general advice
Bootcamp isn't that bad. It is just a resocialization process and you get used to a lot of things the first few weeks you are there. Don't quit or be that obnoxious guy. Don't hit on the girls there, they are only there for a couple of months and leaving, just like you.

>>17100819
Shit, I meant the best field for your interest, don't do what the recruiters wants you to do.

You are statistically likely to reap benefits from freeing yourself of an addiction. It matters little if that addiction happens to be cocaine, chocolate or porn. If you are a casual user of a substance or if you rarely produce a behavior then abstaining from it will produce little consequences.

The only case where it generally known benefit is if your porn habits are fucking up your life -what's commonly known as a "pron addiction"- but that's basically a truism. It also doesn't apply to most people, or even most porn viewers.

If your porn viewing isn't fucking up your life, then there is no proven benefit in the general case. Some people do seem to draw benefit from it anyway, but you can't be sure if you'll be among them.

>>17100034
Abstaining from fapping was my first step towards getting in shape, bit it varies a lot from one person to another.

I did it and almost died because it turns out the mdma I took was cut with a bit of meth. And now I have some heart issues since taking it.

Everything hurt and chafed because it made my skin hyper sensitive. My heart was beating too fast and that hurt too, because there wasn't any reason for it to beat that fas and I just wanted to go to sleep and have it stop. So there's my interesting story. and have fun being an edgy cool kid

>>17099974
I've taken MDMA many times. I always know what I'm taking and I've never taken an unidentified pill like the above poster ^^.

MDMA is amazing. I've solved all underlying problems with my friends, and made tons of new friends because of the drug's ability to give you an open-mind and it also helps to remove your social filter/anxiety. Music has changed for me post-MDMA, but music while on MDMA is great. Usually I can really feel it.

If your taking MDMA nothing 'crazy' really happens unless your taking a pill cut/laced with a dangerous dang (meth most likely). I've taken up to 400-500mg (way too much) of MDMA during a day and while the effects have been almost too strong, I was fine.

>>17099974
420chan exists, my friend.

How will stealing her away ruin your life?

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>>17099876
You go for broke. You go to her and tell her how it is. Don't give a fuck. You just find her and tell her "we love each other! lets just be together, who are we trying to kid by leading unhappy lives?". Trying is the least you can do for your own happiness. She'll reply with the way it's going to be. It'll go one of two ways, but it's the only way to get what you want.

>>17099876
Seduce her and her fiancee then proceed to live in polyamorous relationship.

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im the one on the left

>>17099855
Post the pics you showed her and a pic of you right now (blur face, delete EXIF data, just post shirtless pic so we can see what you're working with.)

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>>17099864

I didn't show pics, they are freely on my facebook to look at. Above being an example

This is my gut. I stand at 5'2 so its more prounounced than it looks in real life.

been donating for a few years here.

Just look away - tend to look at the lights on the ceiling. The pain is only for a second or two, then its just a weird but tolerable sensation for the rest of it

I'm a nurse, it's really a matter of anxiety. Just don't make a big deal out a it, the worst thing that can happen is a little pain.

And it's a good thing you're doing anon, be proud !

put your hands in between your legs in an attempt to find your testicles

Please respond

please respond

Well as a newfag here on this board for the past few days I