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>>17100534
God I fucking hate this era

>>17100489
You're a girl, right?
Anyway, you dun goofed.
You shouldn't have said that shit.

Encourage him to explore your body in a friendly way.
Although I don't know why you married a man who's not willing to learn how to pleasure you.

>>17100489
>I said I came way more times with my ex. Now it's awkward between us

>What do I do now?

kek. are you m or f?

This is dumb enough to be bait, but I'm bored.

>>17100489
JESUS CHRIST

There's no taking those words back. You really know how to verbally rip someone apart kek

>>17100483
bamp... pls halp

Just wear a scarf/turtlenecks?

>>17101015
I wear scarves everywhere. It's getting really uncomfortable because it's hot here now and it looks strange wearing a scarf in such weather. Plus it doesn't cover it all (bruises go up to my chin) and I can't wear scarves in the gym.

>>17100432
Why do you hate life?

>>17100434
Because nothing good goes well for me. No matter how far I reach, I never obtain happiness. I have no tight bonds with people, I have no true friends. I just have me and my faith. Really, the only reason I'm still alive is that small flickering flame that tells me that one day, everything will be good, that this sadness will be worth it. But each day, it loses strength and I fear for the day the flame is extinguished.

>>17100446
It's not that everything will be good.
That's totally untrue.

But everything CAN be good.
There's a vital difference.
Whether things are good or not depends on your choices.

Give these guys a look.
And remember, pirate bay exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSURldy2EJE

>>17100416
Don't be a weirdo.
Don't ask where this is going.
Just hang out again, flirt with her, fuck.
After having sex with her multiple times, you can worry about turning this into something.

>>17100416

Don't wait a long time to contact her, don't try to make yourself seem aloof. Just don't smother her with too much emotion/expectation too quickly.

Just text her, say something along the lines of "I had a great time last night, you free tomorrow evening? Want to get dinner after work?" (or school, whatever, you get the picture)

Don't be all like "that was magical, I really feel our souls connected," but don't hide your interest or excitement either. If she's not a mental case, she wants you to care about this. And if she IS the type of girl who's terrified of anything "real," it's better to find out early on.

>>17100467
>that was magical, I really feel our souls connected
rofl

>mfw some people would actually say this
>mfw i deleted my reaction folder

>>17100413
she looks really familiar ..

>>17100433
FB fap thread probably

Fuck bitches and you will lose the urge to fap.

>>17100408
If the statute of limitations hasn't expired, cops.
If it has, just let the past be in the past.
Dredging up the past will probably make things worse.

Nothing you can do but help him move past it, keeping his mind off of it until it fades.

>>17100408
How old is your boyfriend now?

>>17100407
No.
No, no, no.

>>17100410

Why not though

Why do you want to?

>>17100399
Your profile picture is meant to be as representative of you as possible. If someone has another person in there, it's generally safe to assume that that person is their partner.

>>17100399
yes omg

I have no idea why guys do that, especially in Tinder pictures

>>17100480
She inititated contact by sending me a friend request and a message request. I then asked her out. She said yes and she flaked the day after. Could my profile picture still be a contributing factor?

You may know all the right answers, but how's your delivery? Do you give interviewers a weird creepy vibe?

>>17100376

Honestly, sometimes my voice gets clogged up when I'm nervous. But I don't know if it's a big deal. I talk in a straightforward way

you're still applying to graduate roles since graduating in 2013? what have you been doing since then? and what degree can get you into banking, public sector, engineering and more?

Just let it go. Maybe someday you'll meet again, when you're both ready for this. But it's clearly not gonna work out unless he changes somehow, and you can't make him do that.

>>17100350
>No context
How can we help you if we don't even know what happened?

Alright. Well, I had been with my ex for about eight months. He's 20 and I'm 28. The past two months, however, he had started to change as school and problems in the family started to affect him. He became less loving and respectful toward me with no change in sight...

As a result, I thought it would be best if we broke up. Being the weak person I was though, I crawled back to him only to get hurtfully rejected. However, after ignoring him for a while , he decided to talk to me again recently stating that he wants to keep in touch. I apologized for acting selfish and desperate while he apologized for acting cruelly. He said he wasn't interested in a relationship though. I still have feelings for him and wonder if he does too.

I think that basically sums it up.

>>17100345

>just average overweight guy

Eat better, eat less, and exercise more. Care about your appearance. It's not even shallow, it doesn't make these girls shallow. It says a lot about you if you have the discipline and work ethic to take care of your body, and it says a lot about you if you don't.

>>17100352
have been for years. from 400ish lbs when i was 20 i'm down to around 260lbs now and still losing. regular activities (biking, fishing, shooting, jogging/walking) as well. i do have some thick hair that gets greasy easily, but i just shower twice a day, easy enough. my clothes are simple and i groom and shave like anyone else.

do you think that i'm not dateable as a work in progress and should just hermitize until i'm fitter?

>>17100345
>i'm not hideous, i'm also no Adonis. maybe a 4 or 5 - just average overweight guy.
This stands out to me. If this is how you present yourself, that may be why you aren't seeing a lot of success. I mean, I understand that these aren't the words you use to describe yourself to a potential date, but it's pretty clear that you don't think very highly of yourself, and that's something that can be a real turnoff. "Chicks dig confidence" is an overused aphorism, but it's true.

I also understand that you can't just will yourself to be more confident. So my advice to you is this: Instead of talking about yourself, talk about the things that you're passionate about (this is, in many ways, the same thing, but if you can't be enthusiastic about yourself, at least show her what DOES make you enthusiastic). The image you posted look like floor plans - are you interested in architecture? What do you do in your spare time? What do you look forward to when you're working or commuting? Talk about that. Even if it's an interest that you don't think your potential date will share, you need to show her what you look and sound like when you're passionate.

Fuck no.

It's retail and quite easy to land a job in.

>Do I just avoid what could potentially be some serious shit if I go back in?
>serious shit
Like what? At worst they'll just fire you, which is what might happen anyway if you don't go in.

Bump.
My manager said I wasn't fired but he needed to talk to me and HR. Which I assume means it's only a matter of time. And I feel like if I go in ill only be in more shit because HR is never there to help. Anyone been in a similar situation?

Youre a child playing pretend at being an adult. You really only care about your own selfish emotions. And it sounds like she's significantly depressed.

Overall this feels like a really unhealthy relationship /cycle you guys are stuck in.

That's just my 2 cents as a 30 year old with a lot of bad relationships in my past.

>>17100293
My girlfriend of 4 years doesnt want to tongue kiss, go anywhere or talk about issues and i am caring only about my own selfish emotions?

She kept saying lets relax and watch something etc. as i kept repeating it seems like the only option for us is to split up.

I get a lot of attention from other women, and i have been asked numerously why am i even with her (generally she is not considered attractive at all). Its because i fell in love with her for who she is and how she acts.

Why am i selfish for not wanting to keep ignoring our problems and never talk about them, instead pretending how everything is ok?

Why does she want to keep ignoring them?
She kept saying i should calm down and just go watch tv in the bed with her, but i just couldnt take this status quo anymore, what is so bad about that.

Literally one simple thing i can do is to kiss her and apologize and i know 100% that everything will be exactly as it was until now.

Problem is its not making either of us happy, yet we dont seem to want to leave each other.

>>17100320
Dude look at your reply. I can tell how salty and anxious and needy you are just from how you communicate.
I'm surprised she's stuck with you for so long. Maybe that's the key word - she feels stuck.
You need to do some honest self reflection

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>>17100240

Something that sounds benign can still be sinister.
Like "The Order of Eternal Peace" or something like that.

tunnel snakes