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Did everyone get less intelligent in the last few years?

It feels like nobody I know has any sense or reason anymore.
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>>17376229
Only you.
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>>17376229
These retards have always been here. It's just that now they can spread the stupid with relative ease.
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>>17376229
Well with the mass immigration happening in every Western nation, their IQ's have all dropped about 5 points.

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What's the easiest way to get Canadian coins as a Burger? All I have is a debit card and there's a CIBC and ATM nearby. Should I get some CAD out of the ATM and then bring it in the bank for coins? Thanks yall. Trying to ride the bus
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Please try again. Your question is incomprehensible.
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>>17376188
>get some CAD out of the ATM and then bring it in the bank for coins?
this will work.
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Itt anon doesn't know how to use a bank

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I've been together with my girl for a while, it's a long distance relationship kind of thing atm, but what was once random fun shit is now outright blogging. She tells me how she just finished a cake, or how she went out to eat sushi, or what movie is she seeing with noting of value or interest. No funny anecdotes, no quips, witty remarks, sudden realizations, nothing.

Outright fucking blogging. I want to tell her that I don't give a fuck and that she's boring the hell out of me but I don't know how to or if I should even go there. I just read that sort of messages and don't reply to them for a while but she gets butthurt about it. She's had interesting conversation topics a few times, and I hope she's capable of them but I don't know. She's also really open and we insult each other a lot without hard feelings for fun (I assume) but yeah.
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>>17376135
KEK
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Maybe she's telling you these things in hopes it'd spur a conversation? I do something similar with my boyfriend, because I'm too much of a sperg to properly initiate a conversation.

Your post made me realize that's probably why he's been avoiding me, thanks OP.
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I think she's doing it to keep you up to date on what's up, since she doesn't have anything particularly interesting to say, yet doesn't want to ignore you.

I do this all the time

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I have a dui and 2 other gross misdimeyers . Never had a theft charge and my old job caught me on camera stealing money. If it under 1000 bucks what kinda charge am I looking at and what would happen. I'm not on probation or nothing. Would I goto prison or jail or just probation?
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>>17376134
Do I look like a lawyer, nigga?
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Tell bubba I say hi
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Your previous charges carry no weight on any potential outcome if you are convicted for theft, unless they involve other crimes related to theft that display a pattern.

If you were caught on camera stealing money, it's really just an open and shut matter, and depends on the amount you took. I'm not sure why you mentioned under $1,000, where are you from?

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Feel free to write about the things you need to improve about your life and own up to the things that you need to do. Perhaps writing things out honestly will help with the process.


I need to stop lying. I've narrowed it down to why I lie. I lie because I am not happy with the person I am in this moment. Even as things start to improve, I lie anyway. There is no reason to tell people you are studying a PhD, if you are actually in a masters program, and the advisor told you that you don't matriculate in. I need to stop making fake profiles on PoF and OKC to talk to women, because it is unfair to my current girlfriend. I think that since I have been trying so hard to not lie, my lies have manifested themselves in POF accounts. Every single one I make the person is a doctoral student, which is what I wish I was.

Hopefully this takes off and becomes a thing, I think I really need this.
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-Start to look for singing lessons
-look for an entry level keyboard and electric guitar
-dedicade some time to drawing and writing

Also, perhaps I should stop hoping for the love of a specific girl... We have alot in common, and we laugh, we argue, we criticize the same things... I think she likes me, but not as much as I would like it to be. It will be hard, because I will still see her regulary, and I think that this girl is the girl of my life, beautiful, my intellectual match, her kind of crazy is my kind of crazy... But some things are alas not meant to be.

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I haven't seen him in about 3 years now. I'm 23. The last time we spoke was when he got me a job working at an electrical company and I quit it due to other reasons that would be a whole other story. Our relationship has never been good. My parents divorced when I was very young, and some of the best memories I have is being 6-7-8-9-10 and being with my dad. But things went real sour when I turned 11 and decided to move in up with my mom. From there I'd see him maybe once a month or so for a day. I miss him so much but I sincerely know (trust me, I know) that he's horribly disappointed and hurt by me and he might have given up on me completely. I'm sure the answer will be "yes call him" but what should I say to him? And how do I go about reconnecting with him?
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Only you know your dad and how he'll respond. That being said, I don't think you have anything to lose by just contacting him and letting him know how you feel. I would think even if he is hurt by you, he probably still loves you and would be glad to reconnect. If he has given up on you, well maybe that's not a person you need in your life anyway. But you won't know until you take the first move.

Who knows, he might be feeling the same way. Wanting to reach out to you but apprehensive because he thinks he let you down as a father, and not sure if you'd be receptive.
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tl;dr it depends, but don't feel like you have to

Why would you want to get in touch with someone who (it sounds like) was terribly irresponsible with raising his kid?

I know there is a whole school of thought "blood thicker than water" and "[insert atrocity]. but they're your parents!" To that I say bullshit. To that I say I am an intelligent creature and, as such, know when I have been wronged.

To go back to a relationship where the other party has taken no responsibility for their part (they were the adult after all), not apologized, not even recognized something was wrong, shows more that something is wrong with you than with them.

They fucked with you and got away with it. Good for them. You protect yourself by making sure it doesn't happen again, and the easiest and most efficient way to do that is to stay the fuck away.

I got back in touch with one parent after many years. I gave it to him with both barrels. I told him just exactly what I felt, how it effected me, what became of my life as a result, and the exact blame that I place at his door. He took it very well, heard me out entirely, and even said if there was anything else that came up make sure he knew. He said he was sorry, and that although it was no excuse, drinking vodka by the tumbler full had something to do with a diminished ability to make any decent decisions.

A period of time later after a medical emergency I was given the option to tell my mother. I still regret having done that.

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Hi there /adv/ I'm student who will graduate the next year. I'm interested at looking at scholarships at Canada, my grades are a little above average. I was really looking forward studying at Toronto. The problem it's that I really don't know to what college apply, since I'm not Canadian, and how to gain a scholarship there. Would you help a stupid anon out?
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>>17376045
Humber or Seneca are probs your best bets. Check their sites for scholarship info.

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I went for three days where on day one: one snickers bar, bottle of beer, day 2: one sandwich day 3: pint of beer and two biscuits

This was because I was travelling and too busy to eat, but I still gained weight!!!

I'm not pregnant and my doctor said its because of my pcos

Why the fuck did I gain weight? I can't be eating in my sleep either there was no food where I was staying
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Your weight changes day to day, but in the long term you will gain or lose weight depending on how much you eat and burn. If you eat less calories than you burn in a day, you will lose weight in the long term. Ideally you lose 2-8 lbs per month, no more.

I'm guessing you put on water weight, which is easily lost or gained. Do not try to "sweat out" the water weight or drink less in order to lose it. That will not cause you to lose weight in the long term and is actually unhealthy. Continue making healthy decisions, dieting and working out towards a healthy weight loss.

>>>/fit/
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>>17376034
Hah it's not water weight, it's a noticeable increase in my body fat that others have noticed
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>>17376038
You simply cannot put on a noticable amount of body fat in three days. Body fat is gained or lost in the long term. Bloating, which is mostly caused by fluids, can give the appearance of body fat gain. However, it is simply water. I would completely disregard any weight changes that happen in three days or less. Instead, track your long-term weight change over months and years.

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My friend since first grade (we are mid twenties now) is keeping his friend circle away from me, though I get along really well with them. I just moved back to where I grew up, so I don't really know many people anymore. I an pretty sure he is doing this to power trip on "being more popular" (he has many reasons why/evidence he ego boosts, and events make it clear he is doing this for that reason.)

What can I do?
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Ignore him and do your own thing.
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In your position i would contact one of hid friends in the "friend circle" (the one you think you would get along best with) and just start hanging out

Then take the situation from there.
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>>17375962
I already do. Besides my work/music/Pokemon go, all that amounts to is occasionally seeing him, seeing my other close friend I went all thru school with, or once a month having one of my old college friends who live far away visit. The last few years of college and after that have spoiled me with having social groups

>I lie all the time
>Low self-esteem
>Body conscious
>Great socially
>Doing all right sexually/relationship-wise
>Can't decide if depressed or elated
What's wrong with me?
Help me...
Pic is me btw
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>>17375857
Are you from Colorado?

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Is it a total dick move to invite a girl out during my buddy's bachelor party weekend to come drink with us and everything? I know it's probably not the best way to get HER interest, but I wanna know how my buddies would feel.

She's hot, I don't have the opportunity to see her because we're in different states, and isn't it the point of a bachelor weekend to get drunk and stupid and try to have sex with girls?

She's not my girlfriend or anything like it, so it's not like she could tell me what to do.
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Yeah, especially if you don't ask the host beforehand. The whole idea of a bachelor party is to be with guys among each other. No one is going to feel as relaxed and uninhibited with some random ass chick being present. Yeah, it's a nice bonus if you manage to get laid but this isn't just some girl you're going to fuck and leave somewhere, she'd be tagging along to everything and the others would feel obliged to make polite conversation with her and what not.

Having said that it probably depends on the men involved how much they mind, but not informing anyone and just bringing her along is being a total douche.
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yes it is a total dick move, don't do it
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>>17375802
Yes, completely dick move. Don't

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So I'm an 18 year old teen who is about to go to college in a month or so. Before I go to college, I wanted to hold a part-time summer job so I could make some money before the school year starts. As a result, I got a job at a local burger joint close to my house.

My problem is this burger joint is unorganized as fuck. When I first got the job I was actually leaving on vacation for a week and placed my notice, but they still scheduled me to work so I had to call again to tell them I wouldn't be able to work. And now this is just my 3rd week working but they don't even have a schedule for me currently, and are just calling me into work on the morning of that day whenever they need me.

This is frustrating as hell because I actually have other things I'm doing on the side such as tutoring and other important things. I was going to make everything fit into one another with my work schedule, but I don't even have a work schedule and now when I get called in randomly it voids the rest of my day. My question is, should I quit? Should I complain? Should I suck it up and work? Do I even have a right to be angry since, after all, I'm the one who asked for the job?

Thanks.
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The current situation is that you cannot do both your job or your "other important things." I'm going to assume that the important things are more important than your job. If this is the case, the situation will not work.

Is management aware of this situation? If they are aware, make double check. Make sure they know they are going to lose you if the situation continues. If they cannot accommodate, leave. You can make money elsewhere, perhaps mowing lawns.
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I was in a similar situation a few weeks ago. I was working at a Chick fil a for 2 months, but they were disorganized as fuck, and scheduling for vacation was horrendous. I eventually called the owner and straight up told him the situation and they took me off the schedule and I was out of the job. In my case though, I already had a few other places lined up. If you're confident enough to find another place to work, or just go without a job, then go for it, man.

Kind of stuck here /adv/ so could use some of what your good at.

So basically I've just recently lost my job (call centre) due to being accused of call avoidance. I have severe depression and have done for about 5 years which I'm about to get a prescription of Sertraline for, but due to me not being able to work properly and physically feeling unable to be on the phones I have now lost a job that I really enjoyed. the problem now is while I have experience and qualifications to find similar work I just have no motivation to do anything, being in the house unemployed has created this feeling of dread and being trapped, not to mention the pressure from my parents to get another job and pay them rent (im 20) when i dont feel capable of it means i really feel just dead in the water with no clear way to improve the situation and every day it feels like im up shit creek without a boat nevermind a bloody paddle.

anyone else ever been like this and know what to do?
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drop acid and get bitched slap into motivation
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any advice that doesnt include substance abuse?

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Do women exist who don't care about penis size I've got a 4 inch penis I'm only 18 and wish at least the girth would grow more because it's pathetic as well. I don't know what woman would ever settle for me.
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>>17375688
4 inches is probably the 50% cut off, I'd say (50% would still be fine)

Get good with your tongue and fingers
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>>17375688
same bro :(

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Why do people think it's okay to talk to me
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>>17375653
because they're just trying to be nice to you
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Because it's the summer of George.
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>>17375700
DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING STEAL MY NAME

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