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How much of your personality do you think is, deep down, a result of you trying to get laid or doing things that you thought would make you more popular with women?
I think pretty much everything, from my political views to my taste in music, is influenced by this factor to a certain degree, and I was wondering if that's fucked up or normal.
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Almost none of it, really. I know that women/sex will never make me happy, they'll just enhance whatever happiness I may have, so most of my personality is built around making myself happy.
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How likely is it to get pregnant while on birth control pills and he cums inside with a condom
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0.01%
If insecure get a morning-after pill.
Would probably drop it down to 0.001%
If the condom was ripped and you timed your pills well its probably 0.1%~1%
If not get a morning after pill.
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>>17374011
With a condom and birth control, if you get pregnant you should probably keep it because it's a Jesus.
Birth control alone is as effective as a vasectomy.
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>>17374705
SO VASECTOMIES DONT EVEN WORK 100%???
Hey friends,
Just tired of being a piece of shit as of recent. I want to be a man, and get my own fucking place. I don't have contact with my parents anymore so I don't have them to live with, I've lived with two friends the past two years, but I think i've finally landed a job that can allow me to live in an apartment by myself. How should I prepare for this? How much should I make? Is there anything to be cautious about?
>I want to live in a 1 bedroom by myself.
>I make 10 an hour now and will make 13-15 an hour soon depending on my raise in two months
> I work 45-55 hours a week including overtime
>I'm 20
Is it possible?
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Most places want you to make 3x the amount of rent. If you can do the math, it's a good start.
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What is that, like 1300 a month? Realistically your limit would be like 600 a month in rent.
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I swear I'm not lazy, I'm legitimately too autistic for any research I've been doing to bear fruit. I'm badly off and want to sell my gamecube and super nintendo games among other things (but not at the local retailer who will give me chump change). Can somebody please explain to me how Amazon works, particularly their fulfillment thing?
As far as I'm getting in the process on my seller account is adding items to my listing and freaking out and close them (which sort of leaves me needing to redo half of what I'm doing over again when I'm ready it looks like) because I'm afraid someone will buy the thing when I'm not ready. Whenever I look for step-by-step instructions beyond this I'm just met with business jargon about what they promise or someone who gives an unhelpful level of information (-and again I'm just so slow and can't piece together or remember any tidbits that might be useful by themselves).
I guess the main point of confusion is how I have the Amazon guys fulfill for me (as I don't trust myself to manage the process myself). Am I to wrap and label each item individually even if if I call them to pick a whole box of my stuff up (how do I do that?)? There's a bunch of terminology I can't remember running into as well. Could anyone point this pathetic motherfucker in the right direction?
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>>17373962
Fucking sell it all as an auction on eBay. It's just faster and easier, faggot.
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> be me
> got license and drive a car often
> got money
and i still manage to be single. how do i get girlfriend? at this point im soo desperate i would even fuck 2/10 girls.
how do i get a girlfriend? or a girl that wants to fuck
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>>17373955
Getting a girlfriend and someone dtf are two different things. First be sure you want a partner, not a hooker
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>>17373958
i want to fuck only, i dont want a girlfriend because it takes time. im willing to date/ go out a few times before hitting that pussy. any advice?
and how do i pick up a girl while driving around without seeming creepy
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i only got laid once in my life and that was over a year ago
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Graduated from Canada, have ~2 years of international experience in Kuwait.
Trying to apply for jobs in TX but it seems almost impossible to land anything via job boards. I thought the US economy was picking up, and the market turned into a job-seeker's market. Also as a Canadian, I don't need visa sponsorship to work as an engineer.
What's going on?
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Actually you do need a work visa moron.
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>>17373975
Can you read you little POS? keyword: sponsorship.
I can walk to the border with the job offer and $50 in hand and apply for a TN visa and be granted work authorization and entry to the US within a couple of hours.
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>>17374042
if its so easy then why can't you do it?
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Hey /adv
So one of my friends put a really embarrassing video of me in a group chat of 50+ people.
What do I do? I just want to curl up in a ball and die. Help.
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>>17373933
be like "ok you got me but what about this pic I got of you?"
then post a picture of a micropenis
you have to roll with the bantz and bant back my dude
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Should I keep my friends and risk constantly stressing them out, or should I cut them off and risk hurting them?
I have a close, small friend circle who have been together for 5 years now. We have been through ups and downs, but ultimately I've had most of the ups and they've received most of the downs.
I've always worried about them because of this and sometimes the fear clouds my thoughts, causing me to say the wrong things at the wrong times. This just stresses them out even more, which makes me worry… and the cycle goes on.
I figure they won’t have to stress about me if I leave since they no longer have to hear my problems. The thing is, we all love each other very much and they will be very hurt if I just up and go. Each one would probably also blame themselves for my departure.
So should I tough it out and try my best to grow a pair to become their support, or should I leave before I can deal any more damage?
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Don't make the decision for them. If they want to get rid of you they will. If they think you're worth all the trouble they won't. I have a feeling you're probably just scared that they'll get tired of your bullshit and leave, so you want to leave first. Understandable in a way, but a shitty thing to do. Just trust them, I'm sure they know what they want and need without you deciding what that is.
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/adv/ I really need your help
>be me
>nigger from Venezuela
>literally the shittiest country in the continent
>move to murica
>dont have a working visa
>dont have a student visa
>dont have any contacts, only a handful of family members
I can't get a normal job because I would be deported and I can't think of anything I could do to get cash (outside of things like walking dogs or cutting the lawn)
How can I make some money /adv/?
>Inb4 sell your body
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Cut lawns? You can make absolute shitloads with landscaping. Keep working on legal documentation so you can expand into a full fledged landscaping business. Otherwise all I can think of is talent related stuff like being a club musician, selling bullshit on Etsy, or drawing weird porn for people online. Get creative, it's America, if you're entrepreneurial you can do anything here.
Also, welcome to the USA, happy to have one more person with a drive to do better and improve his life with his own hands.
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>>17373862
Labour on residential construction sites for cash? Isnt that how all you niggers survive ?
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>>17373862
Usually you need to have contacts for under the table jobs. If you don't know anyone, try going to home depot and socialize with the other illegals and work odd jobs in the mean time.
If you have actual skill at anything though, and you apparently have access to computers, you might also try Craigslist for gigs or advertising
services.
The money you get, you can probably save up to buy a fake social security number which will allow you to get better quality jobs. Alternatively you can use that money to impress a fat/ugly girl and get your citizenship the legal way. You could probably apply for asylum too since Venezuela is a clusterfuck, but that process could take years and thousands of dollars.
In all likelihood though, you're probably going to have a seriously tough road ahead of you. Good luck man.
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anyone have any experience with back page?(escort services)
girlfriends out of town I've got some extra cash and would like to fuck a light skinned black chick or a blond while she's gone. not sure how safe the ads are and how to respond to them.
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seriuously none of you faggots have done this?>
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>>17373857
never done it but if I did I'd avoid black chicks entirely. I browse it every now and then and there's always a WARNING THIS GIRL ROBBED ME in the mix and it's always in reference to a black chick
What in the name of fuck is wrong with me? My asshole is like a fucking active volcano. I got to my hostel today fighting the pain and pressure writhing around in my intestines and when I sat down my ass just fucking exploded. And even though the pyroclastic flow of watery shit and wet gasses is gone Im literally going to the bathroom like every 20 minutes to squeeze out a dripple of liquified shit. And theres still this pressure in my fucking bowels.
This wasnt a problem till about 3-4 weeks ago, thats when my bowels started acting up. Before then I would only shit a few times a week.
What the fuck is wrong with me? I dont want to deal with this while Im vacationing. Pls help I just want to sleep ;_;
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>>17373853
did it occur while on vacation? sounds like you experienced some sort of food shock. there are many cases of digestive systems being upset when traveling because you are not used to the food. its a real thing. vegetarians get sick if they dont ease onto it.
when i had a problem like yours, it was because i had horrible bowel infection. they never figured out why, but it was all enflamed. i got anti biotics and it calmed down. was agitated by using medications like truvada, but ouside of that ive been fine. but it was hardcore, shitting every 20 minutes, just tiny squits of poop water bad.
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if you are abroad and this started after you travelled there, it could be seríous. Different viral and bacterial environment could cause this, but it could also be a parasite or something, depending on where you are. See a doctor.
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I dream about dating my ex and going on all kind of amazing dates with her. Lucid dreams btw
I'm still getting over her. It sucks that it's just a dream.
Is this a bad idea?
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My ex dumbed me for a, "transgender, in reality it's a girl with a strap on" idk bro I get where ur coming from I didn't wanna learn this personally I over heard this info, we dated for almost 3 years and she kinda just cheated on me behind my back then broke it off, it sucks but she wants to get back together, really I am split on it, I'm just like you but if a women can be that cold and expect you to take her back then you need to say enough is enough I can't do this bs again just for you to break up with me again
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>>17373851
How do you get over her if you don't let her go? If youre lucid dreaming then go fly a helicopter or something.
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Any doctor fags here? 20yr old male here. Still living with mom.
Around April of last year, I started getting this weird, unsettling feeling somewhere inside my left chest, or more specially somewhere around the left boob area and I constantly had to burp alot. I was told I had acid reflux and given medicine and told to stay away from greasy, fast food for awhile. So I did just that. The burping is gone but the unsettling feeling is still there, like as if it's being pinched or something. If I smoke weed, the feeling completely intensifies, almost like as if it feels... Blocked up or grabbed or something. Sometimes there's little short sharp pains around the left boob area too but it's rare. What do I do, because I literally have no idea.
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Halp, I'm scared
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>>17373785
Let's make this clear, I'm no doctor,
however,
I've had something similar on my right side.
You might have a crack rib and it may be infected it sounds like. Difference between you and me is I took a lot of rest and it never got infected. Check in with a doctor for some anti-infection drugs or go to some web md sites to find out more.
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>>17373988
I'm sure it'S not a cracked rib. I don't recall getting injured enough to crack one.
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Hey /adv/, I'm in a bit of a pickle of my own pickling. I've been suspended from my university for a semester, but my parents think I'm doing fine and are asking for my fall schedule. I know I should come clean and accept whatever punishment there is and work this fall, but I'm nearly a robot with crippling self-esteem issues and need you all to tell me what to do.
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>>17373779
If you can lie and be fairly certain it won't backfire, go.
If you can't, well, weigh your options and find that it's most likely better to come clean now.
But really, if there's a way to avoid the punishment and letting your parents down, well, take it. Most people here will tell you that you owe them and that you should come clean and blah blah but that's bullshit. Works worse for everyone, so if you can get away with it, lie.
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Looking for some input with those who have or currently suffer with OCD, more specifically germphobia. I have always had some issue with it to some extent, but for the past half a year it has completely dominated my life.
I am currently obsessed with toxo gondii and feel that my floor which is carpeted is contaminated with it because my neighour with 4 cats walked in one day, so if I drop anything on the floor, or if I feel that anything comes into contact with that, I have to wash my hands/my body/any clothing item, also the bottom of my bed is a no go zone, so say if I accidently sit on the bed bottom of the bed without thought my clothes have to come off, I also have issues with my hands in the main building as you have to press a button to get out, so I feel that my hand are contaminated when I'm outside so I can only use the parts of my hands that I feel haven't come into contact which can be hard, I mean shit I can't even use my phone now without having to wash my hands afterwards and I can't even explain that one.
There are no go zones in my appartment, there are areas that I deem to be dirty no matter how much I clean them, I haven't even been able to access my balcony in this hot weather because a bird shat just inside the doorway, it just goes on and on. I can't even take my socks off at night to lay in bed without having to scrub my hands.
I have been to a shrink over this, they prescribed me anti-psychotics which I refuse to take, I think that is pretty much overkill, so I want to take this into my own hands.
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Also please excuse me for the errors, was a quick type up type of thing.