Ive been masturbating prone since I was 12. I'm 25 now. Ive only had sex twice but both times felt like nothing. I looked it up later and found out it was because I wasn't masturbating normally by gripping my dick. If I try to masturbate the normal way I feel nothing.
how long do I have to go without masturbating before I can try it again normally and I'll actually feel something?
.. What the fuck is prone masturbating?
So I've been alone most of my life. I've had maybe 2 very close friends who have stayed with me and who i've genuinely cared about. I am extremely lonely even now but I can't bring myself to connect to people.
Recently i met a large group of people through my love of street fighter 5. I am a birdie main and talk about him very much. I love the character and playing as him. I have made a few friends there, and i feel i can connect with them.
recently i found out a lot of them have said mean things behind my back. while i know this is common, i've tried really hard to be nice to them and not cause problems so they like me and don't say these things, but regardless they did, and someone else told me. a lot of them said i only joined for the attention, I'm ugly, my "obsession" with birdie is creepy, and I'm just really weird in general. I have heard this before, but the people who said it are very good friends of mine, or at least i thought. I thought i was really making friends. I don't say mean stuff about people unless i dislike them, so i am extremely upset about this. I have not been called ugly since freshman year and i thought i was pretty and i thought people didn't mind my love of birdie. I feel horrible about myself.
shoot. I forgot to ask the question: I'm curious. what have people said about you behind your back? would you stay friends with these people or try to change? thank you
Friends are honest, sometimes brutally so. Your love of the character does sound pretty creepy.
>>17377606
I guess so. I don't want to have to change that, though. I don't know what makes it creepy.
how do I become a normie?
>>17377582
Start by getting off 4chan.
>>17377582
By relating to them: understand them, and learn to make them understand you.
This is literally all there is to it. The normies will paper over everything else, as long as you can do this.
Why would you want to be a normie?
Finally Convinced my gf to let me fuck her raw. Gonna put my American Popsicle inside her Swedish delight. No Condom style.
Tips?
>>17377571
you fucking bragging fucker
>>17377571
>Tips?
You gonna name the baby Johnny or Sven?
>>17377574
Nigga, just let me have this. I have never NEVER got to go raw, except one time when the condom just exploded and my god... Anyone who tells you it feels the same is a goddamned lieing bastard. You will get your dick wet one day.
Condoms and porn have conditioned me to always want to cum inside. I've never given a shit about "cum on her tits/face". I need to train, maybe on her mouth. I always cum in her mouth with she goes down on me.
My ultimate goal is to get her on BC so I can just cum inside her.
I start university in Septemeber and moving out and the studying is causing me a lot of anxiety and worry, I haven't been in education for 4 years, how do I stop worrying and just get on with it?
Read some Marcus Aurelius. Basically "Might As Well Fucking Do Some Good Shit", the philosopher.
>>17377570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKkazr8M-n4
I am 22 years old and a die hard Metal fan and i am into Metal music really bad and delve into the deep underground depths to collect as many Metal classics i can. I have spent over $5,000 on cd's, cassette tapes, and alittle vinyl and a bunch of rarities. Now here is the problem... i am pretty much broke and out of all my money and savings as i kept spending my trust fund, checkings and savings on Metal. What should i do? Do i have a problem?
>>17377557
To be honest, I smiled that you have passion for something. I like it.
Learn how to budget, foo'.
>>17377562
Thanks. I also play in a few bands. but this doesnt really help my problem though
So, there's this girl that I like, and I think she likes me. She talks to one of her ex's all the time because they have the same interest and because he's thirsty af. I don't think she should talk to him because he's an asshole and only wants to get in her pants. I want to know if you guys think there's anyway I could convince her to stop talking to him, without sounding too forceful.
Now that I think about it there's probably not enough details for anyone to actually over advice.
But why do you think she likes you?
start dating her
Need advice, just ended things with 9/10 Brazilian bitch I was seeing for the past couple months. She was crazy, but for some reason I really liked her. Relationships shouldn't be this hard, and everything was extremely difficult with her. On top of that, somehow I was the selfish one even though the entire relationship was essentially on her terms and we only spent time together when it was convenient for her. And when she changed plans last minute on me or decided to cancel for some reason, she excused this behavior as "a Brazilian thing". Did I make a mistake by treating this girl the right way? I did everything for her, and she just seemed to take advantage of the whole situation. The sex wasn't even that great for a 9/10 with a banging body. Plus she's only here for a year, living with a host family, so it's not like we were going to get married. But for some reason I really fucking liked her and having to end it fucking sucked. Any advice? Thanks in advance.
>>17377511
You were in a shitty relationship, you knew you had to end it and then you did, even though it sucked. The story you told has a beginning, middle and end.
You don't require any advice.
>>17377511
Brazilian anon here
I think you are a liar.
Girl's name ?
>>17377551
What does the name have to do with it?
Anyway, sounds like she is simply a spoiled brat if what you're saying is true. And don't buy any of that "it's a fucking [insert country/ethnicity/continent here] thing."
That's fucking bullshit, and it's small mindedness like that that keeps people from liking each other and even making them hate each other.
Sorry, I know that doesn't answer anything nor did you ask for it, but boy does my blood boil when idiots say that sort of shit.
Anyway, OP, this >>17377532 is correct. You don't need advice. Fuck off and move on.
The end. *sage*
Need advice from someone who knows about these types of things. Last year I bought a half a condo. The other half is owned by a jerk. For a house to be fully protected by insurance both sides must agree to pay insurance. As you can guess he doesn't want to pay his half. He even asked us to pay it. So now here I am with a house with no insurance because the other guy doesn't want to pay his half. Is it possible to insure my half? Are there any other options? I love it here and I'm afraid I'll have to leave if this situation doesn't get better.
>>17377451
Who is your insurance company?
I go through Progressive, and they have a plan that's just for that. It's listed under their renter's insurance policies.
That's the thing. We don't have home insurance. The one that covers natural disasters and fires.
Going to a new college in August, basically a social life redo. I can talk to people I know but I just keep to myself in new places. I need help getting new friends in a new town and everything btw I'm 20 white and male
Do something like order pizzas and get the drivers to tell you where the parties are.
Join a couple of clubs.
Frequent the gym.
Volunteer in a professor's lab.
Work one night a week at the coffeeshop.
I broke my foot and I can't put pressure on it for over a month. My normal hobbies are working out, boxing, skating, surfing, and general fitness/outdoorsy sort of stuff.
I seriously don't know what I am going to do for this time. I already read almost everyday and practice learning German, but I never do more than half an hour of these things per day.
So what hobbies could I pick up temporarily? I preferably want it to be productive and free.
Masturbating to clay marzos layback snaps.
So a few nights ago I had a small bit left in my water bottle, enough for three or four gulps, so I tried to put a tiny bit of fiber drink powder in it. My brother tells me I was putting too little, so he puts what looked like a total of two or three amounts worth. I take my time and take it down over an hour or so. Thing is my stomach has had those bowel vibrations for the past two days I would say, and I'm feeling the need to shit a lot, when I do it's one of those bowel floppy farts and tiny nugget little bills come out. I feel like there's more so I wait, try to push, but nothing. so I wipe and leave feeling the same shit in my stomach. I just took shit 3# today 40 sum minutes ago and I feel like I'm probably going to go again in like fifteen. What do I do with my life?
>>17377419
Your bowels will purge the crap over hours, or days in extreme cases. You shouldn't have done any lasting damage unless you have preexisting conditions, which I doubt based on your reaction.
I should know, IBS does this to me on a bi-weekly basis. Be glad you don't have severe pain alongside your case of the shits.
Where can i buy cheap female sex toys?
AliExpress
Craigslist
>see person
>register them in my mind as an adult
>realize that they were in my grade in high school
>people my age look and act like adults and go around with other adults doing adult things
>i'm in my room playing video games
This has got me fucked up
how old are you?
just tore down some panels in an old building and there was lots of dust, got some in my eye. Some of the panels were water damaged. Just wondering if one time exposure to such things would cause mesothelioma. btw I used a shirt as a handkercheif and it was also tucked into my shirt, but no eye protection except the bill of my hat.
Are you serious. Mesothelioma is a rare condition that usually takes massive or long term exposure. Not one single minute exposure.
Do I hate mars bars
I HATE DUST