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I need advice because I'm at a major turning point in my life.
Without giving away too much detail, I've essentially fucked myself out of university. My grades in math and English are far too low, so I took summer school to try and raise my math mark, and said fuck English in general.
I currently stand at a 64% in math. I doubt I can raise that to 80% within the next few units. As such, I cannot get into the program I'd like to (Compsci). Since I effectively can't do uni since my grades are arse, what the fuck do I do? I wanted to have the university experience (prof work environment to make connections, parties, independence, help the senpai, etc), but I fucked myself out of it. I don't really want to do trades since I'm shit at everything to do with my hands, so I'm at a bit of a loss here.
Also I can't seem to get a job for the life of me. Nobody wants to hire me, and I fucked myself out of the one job interview I've scored in months.
Also how the fuck do I get laid? None of that "be yourself" shit, literally doesn't mean anything. I've been trying to make myself more interesting but I still don't really know how to "start" a conversation with someone. It's infuriating. Talking to randos in public is creepy. Classmates are doing work, not talking. I have no clue how any of this is supposed to work.
Also how do I make /myself/ not creepy? I've been told I give off a creepy vibe when all I do is just stand there and not say anything, and that I sound creepy if I talk. Shit is stupid.
I feel so fucking broken. I just want to improve. I can't even workout because I can't afford the gym or a pullup bar. Fuck.
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Ok so university just isn't for you. How about learning programming or whatever on your own? Or doing some other sort of training that someone that's not so smart can do, like bartending or security so you can at the very least make more than minimum wage until you get your shit together?
> Also how the fuck do I get laid?
As much as you find it creepy, you do have to talk to random people to get laid. You're creepy because you're really nervous in social situations and people can sense that, you get rid of it by exposing yourself to social situations (talking to random people), fucking up, and trying again. Read pic related
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> I can't even workout because I can't afford the gym or a pullup bar. Fuck.
Im pretty sure every single school everywhere let's you use the gym for free, otherwise go fucking jogging or look up body weight exercises until you can afford equipment, no fucking excuses
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How can I meet this girl?
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>she has no driver's license
>I do
>I get lost even while using a GPS
>she lives 2.5 hours away and I've never driven that far before, so nervous about that too
>can't just "get over it" because literal autism
>bus/train schedule is confusing as shit
Halp plox.
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google maps street view find street look at street see street become the street drive the street.
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>>17373099
give up. you already insisted you wont get over it, so theres nothing to do.
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#3210 your a dick, anyway it really depends on the relashinship you have, if your probability of because bf and gf then over come ur fear it's a great thing to tell them when you see them it makes them feel special also consider skyping of you don't have the complete motivation yet it will get you to be more willing to drive that long, also gps can help a lot I have one in my car and it's better then my phone, you can youse ur phone just make sure you can fist understand what it want you to do, and if you can concise yourself to get up in the morning early you can get to there house before they wake up and you will have w hole day befor you have to drive back home
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I'll keep it short
>me
>few years back
>had 9/10 qt Italian girlfriend.
>met a 9/10 qt Mexican coworker
>we immediately clicked but I never cheated on my girl. Wasn't that type of person back then
>me and gf break up cuz she cheated. Part of the reason she cheated was because me and at Mexican got so close so she thought see fucked. We anted too but didn't.
>at this point me and qt Mexican are super close.
>one day I go over and we start cuddling.
>instead of fucking, she ended up opening up to me about how her grandpa raped her when she was 8-12.
>tears coming out, I tell her I'll help her tell her mom about it, since she never told her.
>she says okay, and that we can go see my dads gravesite since at thd time I hadn't gone in years since I felt guilty over his death.
>leave her house
>next day I tell her we can't speak anymore, I like you too much, sorry.
>start banging my ex again
>year later, single, no ex in my life, me and at Mexican start becoming friends again.
>till I notice all she was doing was using me for weed and get VIP in the club.
>stopped talking to at Mexican again.
I want to rekindle what we had, but only the initial attraction we had, where we were going to fuck , not the opening up to each other stuff. How do I go about this? How do I make a great impression on her again? I've made many positive changes in my life like losing weight, getting contacts, etc etc. She's just really he one that got away...or that I pushed away since I didn't want to get that serious with her.
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Just get better friends and better people, they all sound like dramatic trouble. If you're in your 20s this stuff shouldn't be happening.
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Um okay I guess?
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Hey /adv/... I'm very jealous person when it comes to my girlfriend. She never gave me actual reasons to worry but i'm always paranoid she will cheat on me. She's a good girl, doesn't go out a lot ( never goes to clubs/bars ), doesn't drink much and, as i said, never gave me reasons to be jealous. The thing is, i have always been like this, but i'd honestly like to change. I already know you cant trust anyone 100% but living with this paranoia is fucking me up. Can anyone try to help me? Thanks
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Any idea why you have always been like this?
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Tell me about your mother
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MY WAT DO???
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>>17372871
LET HIM GO!
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>>17372871
Let it out
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I'm always under extreme pressure and suffer from stress. Even got a tinnitus from it. Funny thing is, I basically do nothing all my life except watching youtube videos i dont care about and not getting my shit done (at least I'm still performing okay at uni). i expect SO much from myself and my life. and I can't stop. in fact I'm so stressed out that I can't even enjoy drawing (a big passion of mine) anymore. because I can't stop thinking about how much I want to make this my career and how I have to be better and better. just picking up a pencil and starting to draw lines is enough. I can't even finish stuff anymore because it never comes out good enough to satisfy me anyways. how can I get more relaxed and just not care about all this shit?
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Op, you can't. Just get your shit done and get out of there.
Working isn't easier. It's every day, EVERY FUCKING DAY.
but atleast it's not always so stressful, it's just boring to be honnest.
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thing is, the stress prevents me from doing anything creative like drawing. I don't get into a "flow" if you know what I mean. I'm just sitting there drawing some mindless lines. everything is shit and after 15 minutes I need a break because I'm terribly exhausted. way more than after a full day of uni.
the fact that working is horrible is the worst part. I'm so afraid to end up with a regular 9 to 5 job. this just fuels my fears and my stress levels. but I'm almost paralysed when it comes to working against it.
I tried drinking alcohol and that helps. but I'm afraid to do it on a regular basis for obvious reasons.
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>>17372969
Working is fine when you get in the flow.
But i know what you mean, it sucks when you don't. Can't really help you with that unfortunately.
Only advice i can give:
Make sure you get enough sleep.
Try weed.
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How to explain depression to people who don't have it?
I don't like using it as an excuse, but somedays it is overpowering.
Im getting help and dealing with it, but doesn't work everyday.
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>>17372831
They won't understand no matter how you describe it, so it isn't a viable excuse to them and your life will suffer if you try it. Find a way to manage, you can do it
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>>17372831
Always tired but can't sleep. Life feels pointless. Either eat too little or eat too much. Nothing seems enjoyable anymore.
That's what I usually tell people.
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How can I become a more "fun" person to be around? I have some friends but not really any really good close friends. I feel like I come off as awkward and not funny.
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Just bee your selfie
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What can I do to improve my confidence and body issues? It's ruining the sex life of my relationship. When my boyfriend and I are apart, I'm horny and cannot wait to do all these things with him. As soon as we're together though that all changes and I find myself saying no a lot. I don't feel comfortable with myself or body, it's like my libido suddenly crashes.
It's not fair on him. What can I do?
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Do you go to the gym or do anything to try and increase the confidence you have in your own body?
I'm writing as someone going through an almost identical thing and I find that working out makes me feel much better about myself. The fact my boyfriend also finds me attractive and is extremely forward in telling me so, also helps me to get lost in the moment and forget about insecurities.
I would also advise spending more time by yourself exploring your own body and focusing on exactly what it is you don't like and what you think is awesome. Buy yourself some nice but flattering underwear and just spend time looking at yourself. Explore yourself sexually more as well, try masturbating more and touching yourself in the places you don't like while you're doing it. Sounds stupid but it's about changing your perception of yourself to something more positive.
Also, you might not think you have a perfect body but I'm pretty sure your boyfriend will think you're sexy as fuck.
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Do you actually have a reason to be insecure?
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Website for sex toys? 2016-07-19 17:01:15 Post No.17372594
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Does anyone know a good website to buy sex toys from? I've heard good things about http://www.maniclove.com.
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It depends on what kind of sex toys you're looking for, but you can get most of the basic stuff on Amazon
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What are some of the jobs available in the natural living/permaculture/sustainability/natural health field? How do I get involved with it?
I have an IT degree and I've been working in IT/programming for about four years, currently I'm in a public facing helpdesk job. I don't know if it's the companies I'm working for or the community or what, but I really don't like my job and I spend a lot of time dreading it every day.
I originally wanted to go into IT because I thought I'd have more money and time left over at the end of the day to spend a lot of time outdoors working with my hands, but I work 12 hour shifts and when I get home I have to study for these certs that the company I work for creates for workers to do every month. I get paid for all my study time but at the end of it I have no time to actually do the things I want.
Currently I make $14/hr. I'd prefer to make around that or possibly more. Is there a certification I could do or some kind of class I could take to springboard me into the natural living/natural health field? I live in a city where it's pretty huge but most of them are small businesses so I never see jobs posted.
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I'm interested, I've always wanted to get into this
I've wanted to combine permaculture with non-invasive and renewable hydroponics
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I'm shy cant really look people in the eye or talk to them very well.What kind of job would be good for me where I don't have to talk to people? I was thinking maybe a truck driver does this sound like a good idea?
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Just learn how to do it and get one of many jobs.
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What is the channel called that reads out the comments of people requesting something in the description?
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Are you thinking of Honest Trailers, maybe?
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Didn't sleep last night because I got GTA V
I am afriad to sleep because I'll jack up my schedule, what do I do now?
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>Give me your GTA
>???
>Profit!
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>>17372525
Take a 4 hour nap, I think that's the amount you need for full rem sleep.
Who needs 'success' like my friends with their families and fancy degrees that earn them thousands of dollars.
I have a degree but I dont care so much about this world's innerworkins. I prefer to let it be. I dont need a vagina, brats and material objects to make me happy either.
Nothing scares me and this is what scares me.
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>>17372496
Congratulations, you're a 'stereotypical nihilist'. Note that I said stereotypical. A nihilist could be anybody but you 'act' the way people expect a nihilist to be.
Do you feel generally happy?
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Success is all personal preference. Although as gay as it is, society set its own general "standard".
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>im content with my life
>creates thread on 4chan to write about it
K?