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alright /adv/ if you had to disappear from your current life and go start a new one somewhere else, how would you do it?
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I don't know. I'm not the tallest male, and Hispanic so further inland states aren't much of an option or at least good options. Maybe California, see how shitty it is and just not stay complacent.
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I currently live in the PNW. I guess if I wanted to cut all ties, I'd probably save up some money and move to the east coast. I'd rather kill myself than move south.
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>>17378020
In my fantasy i always see myslef going to another country like England, but i dont have the money nor the work experiencs for that, i would, go up state to maybe kansas and be a landscaper, live a quiet life by myslef and die alone
Have any of you broken off your engagement, and months later decided to get back together? What happened? Did you get married, or break up? And if you did get married, how much longer were you together when you decided to tie the knot? I just accepted my engagement ring back after a very painful 8 month long split. We had been together for four years and have a young daughter before the split. Two months into starting up again, he gave me my ring back, and I'm nervous. I want to hear your stories, good, bad, ugly.
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I would go into it not expecting things to change much in the end. If that's a problem, don't get back into it.
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>>17377954
Sounds like he is a non committal turd. 4 years and a kid he should have already married you.
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Idk if im crazy or just delusional... 2016-07-21 06:03:43 Post No.17377931
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Idk if im crazy or just delusional...
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So this is kind of a weird story, but i have had people in my neighborhood go up in to my attic of my family and fuck about 4 times, ive been trying to tell my family of this multiple times, but it seems like it only happens when im on something, there is alot of evidence to suggest these "happenings" are actually happening, but whether or not its true is not what im here for, now because of this, i constantly feel like i am being watched, as if someone is bugging my phone and everywhere im alone, i cant seem to stop the voices in my head from stopping, i know that most of the time they are not real, but like i stated first, its because of what happened to me that causes them, im sober already but like to occasionally just smoke weed, what can i do to stop the voices
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Anybody want to touch this with a 10 foot pole?
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>>17377931
Your symptoms sound quite literally schizophrenic. Voices, paranoia, secret systems, patterns, etc that only you notice (in your case, the way your neighbors have turned your parents' attic into the local fuck zone). I don't know whether drugs are causing this or not; I had a bipolar friend whose condition was kicked into gear by an acid trip.
But if you're hearing voices you probably want to talk to someone about it. There are support groups for that now, so that not everyone winds up needing to go on antipsychotic drugs, which can be very unpleasant (very sedating/numbing, weight gain, etc).
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Thanks anon
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I am castrated. how do I tell my girlfriend? I am serious.
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if your mama found out how you turned out, you too wild...
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>>17377897
how castrated? Do you have a cock and no balls, or are you just a ken doll?
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>>17378973
this is important, if you're incapable of penetration then you should just tell your gf. That doesn't mean you can't be intimate with her, you can still use your hands/tongue/toys to get her off and she can do the same to stimulate you anally.
When you tell her though don't make it sound like you have a terminal illness, its just that you're a bit different from most men so sex with you is going to be a bit different as well.
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How am I supposed to look for the help I need when a lot of the time I can't even form a solid idea as to whats wrong.
Like sometimes it feels like there's so much going on and bugging me I can't make heads or tails of it.
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>get a peice of paper
>write all your current problems
>rewrite in order
>fix said problems
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>>17377891
It's so simple, I feel like an absolute moron for not thinking it
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>>17377908
Lol idk if this is sarcasm
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/adv/, we have relationship crisis again.
recently, i attended an excursion, with about 60 other people, knowing only 2 others. granted, i met a lot of new faces, and even made some new friends. there was one who stood out to me, and for privacy reasons, we will call her emma.
emma instantly caught my eye from the second i saw her, and we got to know each other from the get-go. she is an absolute bombshell, absolutely hilarious, smart as all hell, and we are both team instinct (deal breaker)
at the end, she told me she had something in relation to a little crush, or just feelings for me.
the only obstacle is my girlfriend of 7 months back home.
when we got together, we were both in a lesser spot in our lives, and we decided to make it kind of a spontaneous 'fuckit' decision. from there it was nothing but good vibes, good times, and amazing chemistry. we have the same taste in music, same interests (as far as sex goes), and dear fucking god she has an amazing body. shes a pretty good person at heart, can be a bit klutzy at times, but makes up for it in selflessness.
the selflessness likes to go way too overboard, however. she had told me that if i had never gotten with her and became who i am to her, she wouldnt be alive. she then proceeded to thank me for the rest of the week for that.
heres my dilemma, /adv/...
i do care about my girlfriend and i want her to be ok more than anything, but at the same time things have not really been progressing much as far as a relationship is concerned. we cant go two days without freaking out, worrying about the other, and end up both feeling like shit because of it.
when i met emma, and throughout the excursion, i had felt a similar feeling i had felt with my girlfriend, but amplified to an undiscovered degree.
part of me wants to move on from the constant worry and anxiety (regardless of emma), yet the other part wants to keep my lady safe and comfortable; hell, alive.
what do /adv/?
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OP here with slight edit-
by little crush, i mean she had told me that i was the most mentally and physically attractive person she had ever met. id assume that counts for something.
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Using tinder to get laid 2016-07-21 05:21:02 Post No.17377815
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Haven't had sex in 2 years, since my GF dumped me. I've gotten my act together; I've obtained a good job and I have started lifting again. Objectively, I could cut a little more, but I'm still above average in looks. This has generally been validated by my tinder matches, who are pretty good looking. The problem is, I'm socially inept. Most of the time, I message them something, (be it a conversation starter, or a simple hey), and never get a response. When I occasionally get a response, the convo normally fizzles out, because I have no idea what to talk about. Every now and again I manage to get a number, but I haven't even gotten date to happen yet. I'm so fucking bad this, I haven't even come close to getting laid. Anyone more experienced have a guide or blueprint for using tinder?
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>>17377815
talk about shit in their profile and ask basic question to learn more about what they like then ask question relating to those topics. easy shit bra
if the girl doesn't give you anything to work with like "ya haha" either move on or just ask for sex straight up. wtf do you have to lose?
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When every I've asked for sex straight up, I've gotten unmatched, every single time. I know a lot of people who have had a ton of easy bangs but it feels like I'm missing something when I try. It doesn't help that for most of my interests women have little interest in, (Soccer, Baseball), or are generally very niche (Political Philosophy, Jam Bands). Idk most profiles are really dumb and don't give me much to work with. Are there any general descriptions or jokes that imply interest in casual sex, aside from of course straight up saying so (which I rarely see)?
Suffering from really bad separation anxiety right now.
How do I fight against it?
Had a nervous breakdown tonite over some dumb shit. Triggered abandonment issues pretty hard.
It's becoming a problem for me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKkazr8M-n4
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Back to school thread?
My gf just told me I need to get back into school and build a life on my own.
It's hitting me blindly and blunt because I don't do shit in my life. I'm fucking worried. My parents yell and bother me but my girlfriend? It's harsh.
I haven't gone to school in two years and dropped out because I couldn't pay attention to any of it. I had this big plan to be an advertiser and I'm fucked now because I totally let it go.
My friends all ditched me and the people I can hang out with I feel nervous hitting up.
RN I sit and stay focusing on what I did wrong and what I need to do. I just need a start in the right direction.
I know everybody wants me to make it, I'm just so lost.
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>>17377778
While you are in your current frame of mind...
Find a passion... Search for degrees based on your passion.
Go to school, skip all the fucking dumb degrees and grab a business degree. But first, see a doctor, get some adderall and enter full-on fucking robot mode in college.
Ditch the meds after college, build a business around your passion, smoke hella weed.
Enjoy life, you live it once. Nobody fucking likes college, I fucking hate it like anyone else. but I fucking love merit scholarships being deposited into my account.
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sounds legit.
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>>17377778
quaaaadsss
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Dating in the Workplace 2016-07-21 05:00:50 Post No.17377762
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Experiences from companies that allow and don't allow it are welcome.
My company allows it and theres this coworker who is sending some signs, but I'm not sure how to take it further or if its just a shitstorm waiting to happen.
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Don't shit where you eat.
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Anyone here been to a massage parlor or hooker? I kind of like the idea of an escort or prostitute, but I'm so put off by catching stuff. There are nights I just want to bust a nut, but do they even care? Aren't most trafficking victims?
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>I'm so put off by catching stuff
join the club
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honestly you're better off just fapping
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>>17377739
>Anyone here been to a massage parlor or hooker?
Yes, a couple of sad and sordid times, although not in my home country.
>There are nights I just want to bust a nut, but do they even care?
Care about what? Getting you off? Sure they do, because then they get to leave. Care about you as a human being? No, probably not.
>Aren't most trafficking victims?
Don't know about most--I do know that in the massage parlors around here many are immigrants from various Asian countries, and most are probably undocumented. But I don't know how many are doing it against their will.
In my sad and sordid experiences (in Thailand), I never personally met a prostitute that appeared to be a trafficking victim. They were mostly just poor girls from the country who didn't have a lot of options.
Can't tell you how much I regret going with hookers--in fact, the only reason I went more than once was because I was surprised by how little I enjoyed my first experience. Turns out that I don't like sex with women who don't want to be having sex with me. A big part of what turns me on is getting someone else off. It's not good sex.
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Ok I'm having a brain fart. and need help with this question
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A girl is doing a quiz and gets a 8/10 (10 questions, 1 point each)
I get her answers and narrow it down to 3 possible questions (out of 2 she got wrong) For question #6 there's 4 answers (Multiple choice)
Her Test (Got a 8/10 )
#4- She puts "True"
#6- She puts "True"
#7- She puts "X"
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My Test (I get a 9/10)
#4- I put "False"
#6- I put "True"
#7- I put "Y"
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Which question remains wrong? #6?
It will be a correct assumption to put #7, back to answer X and change #6 to False?
Help!
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Bump.
Any help will greatly appreciated!
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Need Help to master my domain
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I have a serious problem here, I spend too much of my time masturbating. Where I feel like I'm physically damaging myself by doing it. I try to stop, the maximum I went without masturbating was one week, I need to cut it off for a long duration. Any advice?
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>>17377723
men are meant to ejaculate. not ejaculating leads to more time spent thinking about ejaculate type activities and paraphanelia (re: girls) than just masturbating does.
masturbate twice a week, always right before bed, no more than 15 minutes, no porn. think about whatever the fuck you want though.
it is natural and normal for a man to get off. we are programmed to cuz if we didnt feel the need, the human race would have died out.
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Get addicted to something else.
Exercise usually does it. Go out for a run 'till you're exhausted. Cold showers help too.
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I'm 18 and in high school so that's why I'm doing football over the summer.
>be about 5 hours ago
>make a post on my instagram and make a joke in the comments about destroying underwater communists
>get notification a few minutes later
>buff ass Asian guy who's in football with me and gets pissed if I stare at him for too long
>"what's wrong with communism?"
>reply with "lol nothing just first thing that came to my head."
>he replies "Really?"
>Everyone texting me that I'm going to get my ass kicked
>try to apologize
>no fucking replies at all
>mfw I have to do tackling at football with this guy
What the fuck can i do?
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>>17377719
Round up Trump and Friends and kick some commy ass! Buff Asian? Like, how buff can a 4'9" guy be?
I'd suggest some fast Karate lessons, but he probably has years of experience, so that's a doozey.
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>>17377735
How do I pray to the great Trump?
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Don't be a faggot. I was that guy. He barely cares about you bro. This one kid even spammed me on Facebook for hours saying he's sorry because I said "are you that faggot from facebook?" And walked away. I didn't think about it or remember till way later when he spammed me to apologize and "make it clear" he wasn't that guy lmao.
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So today after one of my walks I found a painful lump about the size of a nickel on the ball of my foot. At first it was barely visible but hurt like a bitch. Now it seems to have swollen and still hurts. Is it a callus or something? I googled this and couldn't find anything about it. (Pic is the growth btw)
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looks like its just a blister to me, get some moleskin at the drug store