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The only thing that brings me joy are others' pain.

What caused you to become "emotionally dead inside" in the first place?

Go on a feels thread

Nah man don't worry about it. I smoked tons of pot and still do acid frequently and I'm a genius! Its true!

>>17520765
I believe this anon; you should too, OP.

Smoking pot frequently will make you slower cognitively, but that will go away once you stop smoking all the time.

Drugs won't make you dumb.

>>17520698
Lucas?

>>17520698
Maybe this is a troll thread but funny sex is some of the best sex man so fuck it

>>17520742
W-What the fuck?!
Shane?

>>17520689
they actually repo computers now?

idk, just tell them to pound sand until they get a judgement from a court. That's the only thing you really need to worry about.

Dude, just do a backup if you're so worried.

>>17520710
I won't have any device period my dad doesn't have a computer just an android

go see someone about this. I hope you feel better soon.

>>17520696

I consider that but there is not enough will inside me to do so.

I just feel really sick right now and i don't have anyone to talk about nor i want to do it.

Yes, i know i totally found like an edgelord.

I've been on Zoloft for panic attacks for about 4-5 months now. My advice is to not think much of the drug, rather think about improving your mood. When you become anxious begin doing things that are "positive", possibly thinking about the irrationality of this anxiety (this is what I try to do). Focus on improving yourself and outlook on certain aspects of your life (or the world), it really depends on why you were prescribed but do NOT think that the drug is what will solve the "problem", what will solve the "problem" is you, the drug is there to make it a little bit easier: levels the playing field.

>>17520715
I totally want look at this as a temporary band-aid. I realize that once I get back into the rhythm of school that I may not even need this stuff. But I've had the same sort of behavior since before high school and a strong family history of mental health issues so I'm worried that starting out on SSRI's will lead down a path of dependency. Yet I'm still hopeful that once my life has routine, then things will get better. Thank you!

>>17520816
good luck my man, being in a social environment is pretty damn helpful (at least in my case)

something stupid? like what? be yourself

>>17520692
I don't know just small stupid things in general. Mumbling, saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, creating long awkward pauses mid conversation, forgetting names, etc. Today at work I was trying to help someone , but I kept mumbling for some reason and now that moment just won't get out of my head. They kept asking me to repeat myself.

Another time at work I was talking to someone and of course I'm socially awkward. I finish talking to that person and I come back to my station and my co worker just says "you're so shy!" I don't know why, but that really embarrassed me. I think I care to much about what other people say.

>>17520663
You're holding something in that you're too scared to let anyone know about because you're worried about how they will think of you
Are you in the closet?
Family issues?
Something you will never forgive yourself for doing?
Pour your heart out to us anon, the more you're comfortable with yourself the more you're going to be comfortable with yourself

>>17520637
A flat belly*

There's no such thing as "spot reduction" in terms of getting one part of your body toned or flat or what have you. Doing cardio everyday such as running is definitely going to help you lose weight, so long as you're eating under your caloric intake amounts, you will begin to lose weight, and in time, fat stored up around your belly.

You should just run and be healthy just as a general principle of life.

But if you're just wondering if running alone by itself everyday is going to get you a flat stomach: Only if you're watching your caloric intake etc etc. as mentioned above

>>17520637
No, they won't just give you an apartment if you run. That's dumb.

>>17520580
Sorry, I don't feel about you the way you feel about me.

And then maybe try to hook him up with one of your friends if you're feeling nice.

tell him gtfo, its ur life, it will be very bad for u and him, trush this anon.

It's not your problem if he's sensitive. Just tell him you're not interested and the way he reacts it's not your problem .

The term for the thing you want to do is called "slumming." You need to hide the fact that you're rich by dressing poorly and not being seen with any expensive possessions and then go meet poor people who don't know who you are.

>>17520590
The problem is that I don't want to lie to people, and the real problem is my last name makes most people go 'oh are you *that* (last name here)?'.

I don't want to have temporary friends, I'd like to have my own group that I can be myself around. Disguising my identity conflicts with that.

Just out of curiosity, how much money did you inherit? I'm about to inherit some money from an estranged uncle whom I never met who for whatever reason included me in his will.

I'm not going to have a shit load of money, but enough to definitely improve the quality of my life now.

How old were you when you inherited this wealth or have you had it your whole life?

As far as answering your OP goes, >>17520590 this guy has the right idea. I know you don't want to "lie" to people or hide what you have.

Don't tell people about it. If it comes up, it comes up. Just try and be as normal as possible. Don't roll up to a party in a Lambo or something.

>>17520540
Hey man I've got this problem I've struggled with for years. How can I completely take over the world?

>>17520540

I have an issue that I've tried to find help for, across this board, and two others. Would it be ok if I copy and paste my issue?

>>17520548
Yes that would be just fine
>>17520545
Taking over the world is a nice end goal, but you have to start in small steps. Try taking over a company, then a country, then see how much further you can jump.

As always, depends on the girl. Most don't like the bodybuilder "bulk up everything, tan ridiculously, and dehydrate for maximum definition" look, but a lot of girls like muscle.

who cares. When you are dying you are not going to give one shit about what some people thought your body looked like at a certain point in time.

>>17520496
Is this thread always made by the same person?

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>>17520473
I'm gonna pop my venom mine into your payload baby girl

>>17520473
Just say shit like I'm going to push you face first into your pillow plowing you from behind, let you up just enough to pull your hair before you go back down again
To girls dirty = rough

>>17520473
Rabbits aren't going to bred you faster than me baybee

>>17520463
>both that or data analysis
and* data analysis, I slipped there.

>>17520463
>le work is slavery meme

Fuck you, I like working and being useful. If I didn't work I'd die of boredom.

>>17520583
If you like and enjoy working like you do, then you're not really a slave, and "work" isn't truly so - it becomes part of your enjoyment.

Not everyone shares the same sentiment, sadly. Not everyone feels like they can stand a 9-5 shift (here it's more like 8-6) and be happy with it. It makes me nauseous when I think of having to work in a cubicle with zero leisure time to be able to be more productive at least, focused a whole day on a single task. It's not fulfilling.

punch him.

>>17520441

Show her your piece. Every girl loves a nice Diamond.

>>17520441
By being less undesirable