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>qt 7.5/10 girl I'm flirting with rejected this dude many times in the past few months despite his persistence, text book "nice guy", hell I even watched her reject him
>he keeps cuddling up to her as she uncomfortably bares with it (probably likes the attention)
>he knows I'm flirting with her and tries to get her away from me
>mfw
How do I get this fucker away from her so I can have a fucking moment to make some moves on her?
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In which context do you people meet
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>>17850244
In class. There are a few couches set up in the back that I and her sit in during lectures and he barges in on the other side of her.
Also if there is a way I can go about it without looking like a jerk in front of her that would be wonderful.
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Dude just ignore him and flirt with her right in front of him. Ask her if she wants to get coffee after class.This shows you have balls and also thr girl will probably enjoy it a lot too, since it seems she doesnt like the dude.
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Programming Class
>1st year student
>can't find this anywhere
>assignment due tomorrow morning
it seems simple, but i can't get it right. i don't even think there's a way to do it, but i figured i would check here before i give up and move on. i asked this question on 'yahoo answers' and a couple other sites, but no replies except one guy who said it isn't possible. i even tried going on that shithole khan academy, which, by looking through the comments, is a bigger waste of time than i ever thought it would be. ok, here's my problem:
i am trying to make it so both hobby names show up in the same row next to each other instead of having a separate row for each hobby name; below i show(stripped down version for simplicity) what i wrote to accomplish this, then my result, and finally what i actually want the result to be. i've tried everything i know and can't get the desired result. how do i do this?
CREATE TABLE famefags
(id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,
fullname TEXT,
age INTEGER);
INSERT INTO famefags (fullname, age) VALUES ("Taylor Swift", "25");
INSERT INTO famefags (fullname, age) VALUES ("Scarlett Johansen", "35");
CREATE table hobbies (
id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,
person_id INTEGER,
name TEXT);
INSERT INTO hobbies (person_id, name) VALUES (1, "drawing");
INSERT INTO hobbies (person_id, name) VALUES (1, "heiling");
INSERT INTO hobbies (person_id, name) VALUES (2, "dancing");
INSERT INTO hobbies (person_id, name) VALUES (2, "coding");
SELECT famefags.fullname, hobbies.name, hobbies.name AS hobby2 FROM hobbies JOIN fame ON famefags.id = hobbies.person_id;
it shows up as:
fullname name hobby2
Taylor Swift drawing drawing
Taylor Swift heiling heiling
Scarlett Johansen dancing dancing
Scarlett Johansen coding coding
i want it to show up like this:
fullname name hobby2
Taylor Swift drawing heiling
Scarlett Johansen dancing coding
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here's an image. this isnt the exact same thing i'm doing. i just made it short so it would be easier and only focus on my specific problem
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u so wrong, wait a minute, i will try something
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if you can't figure out an outer join its time for a helium bag my nigga
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hey /adv/ im a kissless 19 year old virgin and today is my first date, this girl is a 10/10 but i somehow managed to get her attention to go out, she doesnt seem very interested, but id like to know where we could go out tonight so she doesn't think im lame!
Thanks in advance. (pic related its the girl)
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>>17850193
>she doesn't seem very interested
so is she, or is she not? if its the latter, she's using you for a free meal. i think we need some context to how you got yourself in this situation.
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>>17850205
i mean, we talk everyday trough Facebook, but in person she's always on her phone and showing me other conversations
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You should delete this pic because some autist orbiter of her will most probably find out and tell her and she will know you made this post yadda yadda
Mom died a few years ago. Dad started dating a year after. They are getting married next year. I'm somewhat apathetic, but my siblings are very upset with how soon it is, how he went about telling us (he told them AFTER the engagement had already happened), and how he never talked to them first.
There are now fractures growing between me and two of my siblings, because I tried to warn them a year ago that this was inevitable, and they're saying they were caught off-guard so it just sounds like I'm unconditionally defending my dad to them.
We are/were very close as a family and now things are falling apart. Anyone been through this kind of thing before?
Does it just take time?
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How old are you and your siblings?
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>>17850162
Adults. We range from 22-30. Only the youngest lives at home, but that will be over soon since my dad is likely to move and sell the house.
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>>17850153
Whenever your parents remarry shits gonna be weird. There's no way around it. Hopefully time will repair your guys' bonds and maybe this is just your dad's way of coping. If shit continues to be weird just make sure you remember your the most important person, fuck everyone else even if they are family.
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So about 6 years into our marriage, my wife had an affair. After a lot of thought, I decided not to divorce her, for the sake of our two children (both 6 years old at the time)
Since then I've had a few short flings and this year have developed quite a serious relationship with another woman. I'm virtually certain that my wife has never been aware of any of these other women, but the fate of reality always has it that these things come out eventually.
What effect do you think it would have on the children (now both 14) if they ever found out about both my wife's and my own affair? That is the one thing in the back of my mind that makes me think I should leave this other woman. I really don't want them to be damaged in any way by it, but part of me thinks that if they are 20 years or older when it comes out (if it ever does) then they will not seriously be affected at all, beyond the initial shock.
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I'm never fucking marrying.
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>>17850069
They are already pretty different being raised in a household like this
That shit coming out won't change too much unless it's a big event
Source: raised in a broken home
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>>17850076
>They are already pretty different being raised in a household like this
What do you mean by this?
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So there are two girls who live next door at my student campus, we chat a lot and tell stories to each other when we go out to smoke. We've known each other for 2-3 years so I'm pretty comfortable around them and sometimes swear.
Last week one of them was drunk and started talking shit, so I lost my cool and shouted "shut the fuck up" at her. The moment I said that I understood that's kinda fucked. She was passive-aggressive for a couple of days but now it's all fine.
Today I said to the other one something like "that's fucked up" and she went crazy like "could you please not swear at me, I'm a girl after all", and the other one jumped in like "yeah I'll never forget your "shut the fuck up", how do you even dare say stuff like that?".
I told them "if you want to be treated like a lady, stop swearing yourself (and they swear much more than me), don't get wasted so often and start behaving like a girl (like I'd come out of my room and see one of them squatting with a bottle of beer and then saying that all men are jerks when they are hungover)".
Am I right or am I wrong? We're all in our early twenties and I'm male.
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I have the same problem, OP. But in my case, I am pretty sarcastic too, so a lot of times girls don't get the sarcasm and think I'm a jerk. It is frustrating because sarcasm is my genuine kind of humor. Don't know what to do.
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Where the fuck is this, Utah?
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>>17850022
Well my sarcasm and jokes get received pretty well, it's just them asking for special treatment that gets me angry. I'm not hitting on them or anything and don't judge, but still. I guess the simple way is to stop, which I guess is the way to handle it. I just want to hear other opinions
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<< how do you stop this while you're still young?
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Be secure in yourself first that you don't need anyone else.
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>>17849975
Try to start watching anime
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get a waifu
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I feel too smart and it is making me depressed.
I ask of you, /adv/, how do I become dumb again?
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get rid of your smartphone
join a cult
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Watch daytime television, I recommend Jerry springer.
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>>17849918
You arent smart at all, your a pretenious condecending dick munch who cant fit in. You sound like your 12, "i cant believe im stuck in school, everyones am idiot". Go talk to some people and not just judge them
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So of course I'm a hapa strange thing is my dad is Japanese.
He's so ashamed of me. I've tried working jobs that don't require college degrees and I've hated all of them. I want to go back into college but, for whatever reason I'm fucking stupid and flunk tests left and right no matter how much I study.
I get extreme waves of self loathing. I'm thinking of harming myself as punishment for even attempting this again but, I'm going to try and do better this time.
How do I not fuck up college? I might have some form of ADHD or some type of unspecified retardation.
What pills are the best to snort or take for focusing better. Yeah I have a problem focusing of somekind.
I need dope to get C's in college how am I supposed to feel better about myself?
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Bump because its not a relationship problem.
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>>17849878
Go see a medical professional. Buying that shit second hand is expensive and not a long term solution.
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>>17849878
Wtf is a hapa?
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CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA THREAD- 13 DAYS LEFT
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Here is advice for you: get gifts quick
post your gift ideas to help anons that suck at buying for people
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>>17849849
give people cards with money in it. bam.
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>>17849849
Portable chargers
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>>17849868
This is a good one, 6 foot braided charging cables are nice and get used every day too
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>gf takes coke once in 6 months
>forgot coke at my place a few months ago
>lonely night
>not working tomorow
>for no reason decided to take snort some of the coke left
>it was 2 minutes ago
>feels nothing
>had smoked weedearlier if that might mean someting
what should i expect?
am i lost?
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>>17849842
dude you didn't just mix weed with coke
are you serious? go to the hospital right now if you are alone and make you sure you don't fall asleep. also, drink as much water as you can.
don't die on me OP
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>>17849885
it isn't that harmful my friend was at my place one time when my parents weren't home, I insisted on smoking some weed, afterwards he tells me hes really tired and needs a quick wake up so he does a line, he only puked and went home right after but he didn't have permanent damage
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>>17849842
I wouldn't do anymore. Coke is one of those things you feel instantaneously. You'll be fine, odds are it's coke that has been cut severely.
>>17849885
Weed and coke are fine you autist.
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How can I make a girl more comfortable in a conversation?
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" How can I MAKE a girl (young woman?) more comfortable??
Um, buy her a blanket and force her to provide for her own comfort?
She is her own person. Period.
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>>17849851
Less anxious and nervous while talking to me, I don't want anyone to feel on edge around me. Is there really nothing that people generally do to achieve this?
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>>17849877
Bump
I am trying to give my girlfriend of 6 months, her first orgasm.. Before she got with me, she had been with you guys. I am her first boyfriend.
(Both 21)
Everytime I try to give her an orgasm by the clitoris, she stops me after 3-5 minutes.
Her body starts shaking a bit, and she gets those tweaks in her body.
But then she tells me to stop, since it's not comfortable for her.
Is it because she is not relaxing?
Thanks!
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Unrelated, but this post gave me the feels brah. I posted a thread identical to this about my ex a few months ago.
Anyways, after a year with mine, I managed to give her a clitoral orgasm with my tongue (I was her first). Fingers might be a bit too rough for her.
By "been with you guys" I assume that meant two guys?
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>>17849806
Also, try carrying motions with your tongue and fingers. Put your index and middle fingers palm-up into her while giving the "come here" motion.
Do this while licking her clitoris. Get sufficient foreplay! Can't stress that enough. Go MINIMUM 20 minutes of foreplay and dirty talking.
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>>17849839
Yes, two guys**
We have really good sex, and the whole orgasm thing is nothing she is like REALLY interested in trying.. We tried anal, but had to give up because it was hurting her too much, even though we used plenty of lube etc.
But she just says it's not comfortable, and it gets too much.. Also that her whole body feels weird.. Since i'm not a woman, it's kinda hard to put myself in the situation and I never had this problem before.. I think it's because she's a bit afraid of it and can't relax.. But not sure, that's why i'm asking you guys!
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How the hell do you make friends? I'm going to college soon and I'm really afraid I'm going to end up alone.
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>>17849794
don't be desesperated. if you don't get any friends at first, it's okay. be yourself and don't force anything that feels uncomfortable to you. you will find your people my dude
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>>17849794
You're going to end up alone just kill yourself now and get it over with.
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>>17849811
This
People just arrive even for the most autistic
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A few days ago my boyfriend broke up with me. He told me it's because he wants to flirt/fuck with other girls and he felt bad for thinking some girls were cute while with me.
He said there's an 80% chance he will not do anything and we will date again.
We live together and there's no way I am able to leave because all my friends are our roommates and my parents live across the country.
He still tells me he loves me and we sleep in the same bed. He even kissed me and earlier today he texted that he missed me.
I'm so confused right now I don't think he really wanted to end it. I don't know what to do..I just want him back
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>>17849772
Wew, he's playing you like a fiddle.
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>>17849772
just cut him off lol
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>>17849813
I know and it hurts so much ;_;
>>17849827
I really wish I could, but I do have to live here. I just want things back to normal