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>>17852110
I can't tell anymore, is this a joke?

50 shades of grey wasn't fanfic...

>>17852198
>50 shades of grey wasn't fanfic...
It got its start that way, if you can believe it. Twilight fanfiction, no less. Fortunately for the author, its sheer shittiness actually provided it a certain degree of legal protection: nobody wanted to dignify it with a court case.

Fanfiction in itself gives rise to copyright. I don't know much about 50 Shades, but if the original fanfiction and the published books are different, then she has copyright in both of them.

>>17852090
That's modern life for you. Nothing really matters, you just do shit to keep yourself busy. It's empty and some people can't lose themselves in the meaningless bullshit as well as others.

>>17852090
Could be depression, it's a common symptom of depression. Go get tested or whatever.

you dont love your gf
you dont love what you are doing
you dont like your social circle

everybody is telling you how great it is but it just isnt
shit happens

change

Why are you on here?

>>17852072
Because I'm drunk and not sure where else or who else to go to.

>>17852076
Oh, and because shit's bad right now. Plus my last reply. Yeah. Did I mention I'm wasted?

>>17852058
You're just realizing that reality can be pretty mundane if you don't try to actively seek out what makes you happy. Welcome to the club

>>17852058
We can't live a life only doing what we want.

>>17852058
Sounds like you've got burnout, but it also sounds like you're in school, so you're just going to have to pull your ass out of bed and finish that project. Winter break is almost here. You can rest then or after you finish the project.

some people deal with stress like that, i personally prefer being single if big stuff is happening in my life.

but i dont know the details of your situation OP. take a day to feel like shit then move on, and take more days as needed such that it doesnt negatively impact your life too much

>>17852056
Get a dog for unconditional loyalty and companionship and a fleshlight for sexual urges, ignore women.
This is the ultimate solution - the sooner you get started the better, if you wish to avoid getting hurt and let down over and over again.

When you and your friend are both hurt and depressed, and lean on each other to heal, it makes things easier. You both feel less pain. You both get over it quicker. It's like putting a bandage over an emotional wound.

The problem lies in once that part of your relationship is no longer there. When it's time to, metaphorically discard the bandages. When you and she aren't the traumatized individuals you were when you first got together, it turns out that you fell for someone that no longer exists, and she as well..

Because you shared this emotional and amazing experience, you and she will probably be able to be friends for life. If she's a great girl then maybe you should consider if that can be enough.

>>17852050
>edgy 14 year old detected

>>17852050
Obvious bait. Please go back to /pol/

>>17852050

/Adv/ is not for this. Please, let's not fall for bait like this.

It means she has gotten only recessive genes from her parents, resulting in showing recessive traits. These are not per say better than dominant traits, only more rare. In this scenario it is about fur colour.
You could apply this to humans in the sense of passing on hair or eye colour for example. But also genetic diseases. So it is good or bad depending on the genes you are looking at.

>>17852044
How much can a gene test cost and can I use it on my grandparents? how about my dead grandparents if they still have a shred of DNA left in their bones?

I'm curious to know all the possible combinations I could have gotten.

>>17852044
It's also about the length of the tail, long or short

>>17852017

are you trying to switch the x and Y axis? you can just change what data points you want to use for each axis can't you?

>>17852024

nevermind I looked at your screencap again, would removing the in between points with no date affect your graph? Not in the chart itself but for your plot cells, thats the only way I could thing of that might change that

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>>17852024
no, the x-axis should be date, and y-axis data.

see pic, this is what i'm trying to achieve.
equidistant dates, blanks for no dates, and the equidistant distribution of data points for a date.

>>17852016

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

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>>17852018
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

>>17852020

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

>>17851993
Are you asking this because you're in this situation?

>>17851993
Deescalation. Most fights can be simply prevented by words.

>>17852019
Nope, just a hypothetical. I think hearing from people with experience is helpful in preparing someone for an unexpected scuffle.

>>17851960
How old r u? ₩

>>17851960
Be a little more specific. "Would you like to see the new Star Wars movie this weekend?" or if that's too big a step, "It's a lovely day. Let's go for a walk in the park this afternoon"

>>17851962
23, she's 20

>>17851969
We'll I already asked her out. I need to know if she tought about it and what's her answer.

Have you called your ISP?

i managed to set a new password and secure my connection.

but i still have no idea how my original password went away

>>17851951
should not be happening.

>How do I make it private?
Change from WEP to WPA2 (or WPA if your router is old. But then you should buy a new one instead).

>she's a smoker
Get he fuck out OP right now don't even go there

>>17851939
Everyone has a "type" but that's an abstract. People are real. If you are attracted to someone, it is because of the person inside the external package, and if that attraction is strong enough you will find yourself becoming attracted to the outside as well.

Thirty-something guy here. Less than a third of the women I've been involved with have been "my type", even stretching the definition. The rest were women I got to know, got to like and then got to find beautiful, in that order.

>>17851939
Sweet monkey christ, it's like looking at a real-life human being from a mature spy movie and a cheesy cartoon character from a comedy action japanese series.

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>Begin pouring tears as she has fooled herself into believing that I´ve somehow taken advantage of her
>Promise over and over that I haven´t done anything of the sort
>She doesn´t believe me even remotely
>Ask J what the hell to do
>He tells me that I´m scum and I have hurt her really badly
>I have no idea what I´ve done, if anything
>She tells me that it´s over and if I ever change, she might come back to me in a year or so
>Drink and smoke myself into fucking oblivion over the weekend
>Dead to the world on Monday
>Spend whole week dead inside
>Blocked and deleted from group chat
>Sent messages telling me to kill myself
>Realize she broke up with me only a day after my Birthday
>Drug-fueled depression intensifies
>A week later J asks me permission to begin dating the girl
>What the Fucking Fuck
>He tells me he can´t stand to see a girl be violated like I had her
>I DIDN´T DO FUCKING SHIT
>Tell him to fuck off and die
>Cheeky fucking cunt friend begins dating her anyway
>Message from girl
>Tells me that there isn´t a chance of us being together
>That she loves J more than anything
>Have to spend every second at school watching them cuddle and kiss
>Want to beat the fucking shit out of J
>Decide it´s against my best interests with being Valedictorian and doing extracurricular activities
>School formal dance two days ago
>Sat single during a slow song alone
>Watched the fucking cunt spin her around into a dip
>He looks straight into my eyes as he kisses her during the dip
>I storm out
>Forward to now
>Fucking depressed
>Fucking single
>Best friend gone


Pic is J

What do I fucking do to feel normal again

Sounds like there is still a huge bit of the story missing, and posting Js pic is quite a dick move, so perhaps you did more before.

Beyond that, was she cool with you sharing shit about her with him?

>What do I fucking do to feel normal again
Well, if you're absolutely sure that you did nothing wrong ... nothing. Go back to your normal life. Shit will suck for a while but it'll pass.

>>17851941
Nothing worth noting is missing

Yes, she said it was okay

at long as you come off as reliable and low risk you'll have a good shot at beating the other guys. Security guarding doesn't sound like it has much nuance beyond showing up and being dilligent, so emphasizing that you can do that without coming off as autistic is important

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>>17851897
Sounds good to me, and i will try to follow this to the best of my ability but i want to know if anyone else has had a situation like this in their life.

Can i get some advice on anons who have gone through this kind of thing?

Did you get hired? or was it the boot?

Got 3 hours to go here, hope to get a better idea than what i have right now, been watching first time interview videos on youtube too but still gonna come back and check this thread constantly.