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Phimosis / Circumcision 2016-12-12 10:22:48 Post No.17849752
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I'm 20y old virgin.I had phimosis(foreskin won't retract) until 2 years ago when i got circumcised (long story short i had to, extreme case etc.). I'm circumcised in a country where like 95% of people are uncut and it bothers me what would girl think about that if she saw my cut penis. I had few opportunities to fuck few girls but im too fucked up about that. My dick is average btw.
Many friends are saying im wasting my potential considering my "looks".
Btw, should i always use lube while having sex considering my dick is cut, when i jerk off i have to spit on it always.
Do you think I worry too much?
Not so common situation but i would like to see what you guys are thinking.
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>>17849752
dude you have a cut dick that sucks wow never have sex again much shame such cut
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>>17849752
Don't sweat it. You'll probably be fine.
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tell her you're a secret jew.
How do I change into someone more normal?y hobbies are pretty much just video games, watching video games on youtube or twitch, and fucking 4chan. Im in my senior year of college and I'm just a complete loser, I really just have no clue what I can do
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>>17849717
That's a pretty normal set of hobbies besides changing 4chan to Reddit or facebook
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Do something active. Active stuff usually involves other people.
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>>17849717
gym is amazing. jogging groups and bike groups are great. lot of nice healthy normies.
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Getting better at piano. 2016-12-12 09:44:35 Post No.17849592
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I do not have a piano teacher nor can I afford one right now especially with the business of university. I want to know what is the best way for me to learn how to read sheet music and self teach myself songs which ultimately will help towards my main goal: To become a good piano player.
>inb4 just google how to read sheets first noob
Most of these methods haven't helped at all nor do they teach in a useful and memorable way.
Instrument playing anons, what do you recommend. How can I become a better piano player? I'm quite tired of only knowing how to play by memory from youtube tutorials I watched years ago.
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get a part time job and save up money and find a piano teacher that meshes well with you
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>>17849701
I've been searching for jobs for several months now with no luck. So currently, that's not an option. If I were to do this, I'd have to wait quite a long while till I actually manage to get a job.
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>>17849724
Probably focus efforts on a job and let the piano be a reward for your efforts
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I'm a 20 year old male and I'm on pretty strong antidepressants. While they are helping my mood immensely, a side effect is that they make it extremely difficult for me to get and maintain an erection.
I've considered Viagra for this, but in my country it's available by prescription only. I've asked my doctor over the phone, and he said he wouldn't want to prescribe it due to my age.
Are there any natural or over-the-counter supplements that work like Viagra, in that I can simply take them to get more blood flow to the penis? If not, what are some other things I could try to help with this? I can't stop the antidepressants, as I get severely lethargic and suicidal when I'm off them.
Thanks guys.
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>>17849579
Have you talked to your doctor about trying a different anti-depressant? Also, have you tried using cock rings? They might help.
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Change your medication, or change your doctor
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>>17849590
I've tried cockrings, but they don't seem to help a whole lot unfortunately.
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I'm a bit scared to change my medication, I've been through more than I can count and this is the first that's actually worked.
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Well, /adv/ after years of dealing with massive depression I finally brought it up to a doctor and they prescribed me prozac, I'm pretty nervous and now questioning if i'm really THAT sad and how much it will change me. My depression has pretty much defined my life. Is the world about to get fucked by a new me or am I fucked from a whole new angle? Am I finally free?
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>>17849516
The purpose of anti-depressants is to bring balance to the chemicals in your brain that are causing depression. You'll still sometimes have episodes of depression, but other than that, I'd say you don't really change much, due to my experience with meds.
And it isn't instant, either. It'll be gradual, so it won't be some sudden change that makes you into a brand new person. Some aspects of you might change, but you'll still be the same person as before. Just keep talking to your doctor and voice your concerns, and keep talking to friends and family who know about it, too.
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>>17849516
There is really no way to tell until you actually take the shit
Just keep in mind that there are tons of different kinds of antidepressants and what works for someone else may not work for you
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I'm really nervous about pills anyways so now I'm like "Am I really depressed or just a bitch?"
Also, nobody knows, I lied to my dad and said it was an upper to make me less tired. They don't know I have depression, I never tell them anything
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>Be me
>Edgy fgt
>Standing at a bridge and looking over trying to find the courage to do a flip
>0 friends 0 support network
>Decide to text stupid fucking suicide help line
>They treat me like shit
>Tell me im not in a crisis
>They hang up on me
>I tried jumping but pussy out
Who could i possibly talk to?? I can't afford therapy (fake as fuck/ no money, homeless). The online shit forwards me to crisis lines whenever i try to talk about suicidal thoughts plaguing me. The suicide lines are fucking assholes and make me feel even worse. I just wish i had the strength to actually do it already...
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>>17849504
There are a lot of live therapy chats and sites you can go to instead, and I find that they tend to be a lot more supportive. Do something like 7 Cups or another free therapy chat site.
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>>17849581
Ive used that before but it always ends in me feeling worse and them trying to send me to the crisis lines.
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>>17849504
The truth is nobody would really care if you killed yourself. People will say things like "think of your family" and "somebody cares about you", but you know deep down that nobody really cares. If you really want to die, find the most painless and fastest method available.
Choosing to fight that is your decision. If you really don't want to kill yourself then you should make something of yourself. Meditation, working out, studying, working, finding a goal to work towards, whatever makes you happy and/or distracts you from suicidal thoughts are good things to try.
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So I ordered a sweater 3 weeks ago.
What the fuck? Did my package get lost?
Someone please explain how it's been in transit for 18 days.
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>>17849483
Bump.
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>Someone please explain how it's been in transit for 18 days.
Did you pay for a guaranteed delivery time?
The reason it sat there is most likely because they want you to think about doing that next time. They really do sit on it till the end of the general "expected delivery window". Not just USPS, but pretty much all of the options.
Since it only began to have its status updated yesterday, we can assume now it's in the lovely holiday shipping mess. There isn't a whole lot you can do, unless you paid for a guaranteed delivery date.
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>>17849529
I don't know, I ordered it from someone, so I'd have to ask her.
The general expected delivery window is usually like a week max though.
I sent a package to Washington state (from Florida) and it was there in 3 or 4 days.
That's pretty fucking shitty.
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Who are some good comedians? 2016-12-12 09:05:07 Post No.17849436
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Who are some good comedians?
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Looking for comedians that do good stand up and probably aren't too well known, because famous comedians like Amy Schumer are shit. Challenge mode: Find a funny woman comedian
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Natasha Leggero. Kathleen Madigan. Maria Bamford.
Hard mode is hard.
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Sarah Silverman is like the only one I wouldn't change the channel on instantly.
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>>17849436
Ali Wong, she's on Netflix.
Found a random clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6O92PE551I
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So at the age of 19 i've finally achieved my first gf. She is one year older than me, I do like her, I don't like her looks as much, but I like her as my gf. The problem is that she had fcked up past, she's still a virgin, but she's been kind of slutty, she is embarassed by it and she regrets it, but after she told me that I just can't unsee her giving some other fcking creep a bj, or when I look her in the eyes I can't stop thinking that she was a bitch. Am I able to overcome those thoughts, will it be healthy for me to stay in this relationship? I was thinking that I don't have the courage to broke up, but I still think that I can really fall in love with her, as much as she is in love with me now.
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>>17849421
Sounds like you're settling
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>>17849421
You are clearly a moron and not ready for a relationship if you cannot get over the fact that she has been with other people. Get a grip.
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>>17849421
>gf
>still a virgin
>slutty
Dude, this makes no sense at all.
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Inexperienced when it comes to women 2016-12-12 08:42:22 Post No.17849357
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Inexperienced when it comes to women
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It honestly feels impossible to get a girl.
No matter how well I dress, act and lift I feel as though I'll never hook up with anyone.
What do you even say to a pretty girl you don't even know ?
How do you get good feedback from her ?
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>>17849357
I think this is my 2nd cousin. Kinda weird.
Anyways, a lot of this depends on how old you are. Are you in high school, college, in your 20s, in your 30s or beyond?
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>>17849367
Finished highschool, early 20's
Hobbies: I'm a newbie when it comes to playing guitar and drawing.
Lastly, I have min wage job and still live with my parents.
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You have beautiful eyes
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I have a lot of friends but I can't call them real. When I have problems with anything pretty much I don't feel like I can share with them, mostly because I know that even if they try they won't help me. I just feel really money and like I don't have anything to lean on. It feels weird and I don't know what to do...
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Find better friends
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>>17849327
Learn to rely on yourself for big things and it won't matter if your friends are nice or not. The whole point of having friends is to have people to hang out for lunch on the weekends.
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>>17849457
I have learned, but I don't like it like this
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Is helping a milf with her fetish fantasy worth sex? 2016-12-12 08:25:02 Post No.17849273
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Is helping a milf with her fetish fantasy worth sex?
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My mothers friend and I have been talking dirty for a long time. We've exchanged nude photos to pleasure each other before, as well as talking dirty. She's sent me beautiful pics of her vagina and bare ass. She said I can fuck her if I help her achieve her fantasy. She wants me to fuck her, then creampie deep inside her. Then she wants me to open my mouth while she queefs and pushes it into my mouth. I'd love to fuck her but following this seems to be kind of gross. I'd have to taste my own cum after it's been in her. Is this worth it? Is this weird or should I do it. I literally don't know if that's a normal or weird fantasy.
FYI, the thumbnail is a pic she's sent of her ass.
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>>17849273
depends how desperate you are. me, im not desperate at all, i dont even have to perform oral on my partners.
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>>17849286
>have to
shows how vanilla you are whiteboi, real men eat their bitches out as a reward for being good toys to me.
However, I wouldnt do something disgusting as OP is about to do.
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Cum doesn't taste that bad as long as you eat veggies and such. Vagina doesn't taste bad either. Source: huge faggot.
The fantasy is probably weird by women's standards but is fairly normal by bdsm-type standards so take that as you will. It's intended to be humiliating btw.
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How to create a private society? I would like to select a few people that agree with my ideas, and work together in a political project. The point is that I have no money to invest, and zero previous experience.
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Depends, what kind of political ideals are we talking about
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>The point is that I have no money to invest, and zero previous experience.
First, work on getting money. Then, get some relevant experience.
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>>17849267
start your pedo ring somewhere else, podesta
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How to get over first love 2016-12-12 08:22:01 Post No.17849263
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Long story short, fell for a guy who seemed crazy for me at first. Several weeks pass, tables turn and it seems I'm doing everything in my might to keep this going, when I ask him why he doesn't care anymore all he does is reassure me that's not the case. By text.
It doesn't help that I've never been so close to anyone and that we have mutual friends. I've been told he was a womaniser, but he said he changed for me. His lies were too sweet, I am but weak, 4chan.
Any questions I'm happy to answer
>Tl;dr how to get out of a semi toxic relationship with as much dignity possible, given I lost a lot being so naive?
Or just tell me about how your relationships died down
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More info needed... How old are you? How do you know this is love?
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>>17849263
You just move on
Don't text
Block him
And learn next time a guy sweet talks you you can see the signs
Ya got played
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>>17849263
I'm in the same boat kind of - mine was a slutty girl i fell for hard.
All i can say is end it before you get in deeper and it breaks up worse than you can imagine and drag the rest of your life down.
Although, maybe he's telling the truth, maybe it'll work, and maybe you're going to throw away the only chance of true happiness
How do I make friends in a new city? I'm on 4chan so obviously I'm not the most social person, but would still like to have a few m8s to do shit with like go to sporting events, out for a drink, or to go fishing with, etc. I know there are onling dating sites but I'm not really looking for a serious relationship. I get along with co-workers, but work in the trades so most of them are knuckle-dragging hillbillies who I don't care to be involved with outside of work.
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>>17849225
Which city is this?
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>>17849225
If you have a hobby google groups near you that meet up. Probably your best bet.
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sell drugs