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>>17853775
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Drink a shit load of water before the test.

>>17854301
That will just make me too dilute and fail

By not being that retard that smokes weed while looking for a job.

>>17853723
I applied almost 2 years ago faggot

>>17853723
Order synthetic urine from a trusted website. Look up QuickFix I think it's called.

anybody?

>>17853707
Ask aziz ansari
He seems to be pretty content with his standings

>>17853814
but when i ask regular people on the internet, they tell me I have no chance at anything. I'm just here to work and die and never find love.

>>17853585
Omar?

Not really.

2/10 slightly in autism spectrum with 5.5" dickie here

Disregard women and hookups, acquire education and career. Trust me.

You're doing the right thing by doing no contact.

The problem is no contact isn't enough. You have to actively improve yourself and your life during no contact.

The goal right now is to become happy without him. Find peace in your alone time, pursue your hobbies, spend time with friends, and this is a big one: go on dates.

I've suffered oneitis in the past, the condition of being attached to one person so much that you can't fathom ever falling in love with someone at the same level. The cure is to meet someone who triggers similar chemical reactions in your brain. It doesn't have to be "the one" but just having fun with other members of the opposite sex will help you recover from the chemical imbalance you're experiencing right now.

Try to fix any unhealthy behavior, like cyber stalking them, self-loathing, drinking too much, etc. Right now is the time to change your mindset to "He lost out, I'm fucking awesome."

We all have phases in our life where we are single, and it's important to remember to not be affected negatively by it. The most important relationship is the relationship you have with yourself.

My last relationship was four years, ended in May. I didn't start to get over it until late October. I had to go out on a lot of dates, fuck lots of girls (don't recommend, just made me miss her more.) and shift my priorities to myself.

I'm male, though, so I can't really say the same. But every time you resist the urge to text him, you'll grow stronger.


But since you are the one who did the dumping, he's right not to contact you. Since you broke up with him, it has to be YOUR idea to get back together. Remember that.

>>17854104
Thank you for the replay anon! Really good advices and they are even more useful considering you went through the same experience i'm trying to recover from!

I used to contact him like once a month, but i realized i never really made it clear i wanted to get back. I felt like if i would get rejected it could sting even worst. Last time i spoke to him he said he was talking to another girl but still preferred to be alone. It kinda made me realize I should definitely do the same, find someone interesing that will distract me and focus on myself.
I'm doing a lot better since the last couple of months. And the worst thing is that when I would feel happy or excited about something, i would instantly feel sad because he's not there and i can't share it with him.
fml

>>17854167

Sounds like you really dig this guy, op ;D

Yeah my advice is bring up a friendly get together, like a hike or coffee or something.

If you ask and he rejects you, the tables are turned. You just say "No worries, it'd be nice to see you sometime in the future. Take care!" and go full no contact. He may contact you in a few weeks, maybe a month, maybe three months, who knows. But since you dumped him, you have to be the one who says they want to meet up. The dumpee always has to be the won that tries to win the other back. If he rejects your idea of meeting up, you walk away and never look back. If this happens, which I hope it won't, I hope you guys can work things out, then the no contact will have it's positive effects be more apparent because at least you tried!

I am so surprised that stuff seems to be going well with her.

Seems like we may actually end up together in the end. But still I am kinda uncertain as to why she said "Yes"

It just seems kinda sudden for her to essentially say "Yes" instead of a "Busy" answer like usual

Maybe she is willing to and overcome her nervousness? Maybe she actually was busy in the past? Maybe she thinks that there is a chance of something?

Who knows.

Also, I seem to be very uneasy about this, in the back of my head I still think that maybe it won't work out or that we won't actually get together over break.

Maybe the fact that my friends girl backed out at the last minute is affect my perception of this or something? I don't fucking know

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>>17853541
Long distance girlfriend of 4 years cheated on me and then broke up with me 2 weeks before she was going to come out and visit me. We were eachother's only loves, been dating since we were 14, applied to the same colleges, planning on getting married, and then suddenly 2 weeks ago she just stops having any feelings whatsoever.

Absolutely heartbroken, still trying to salvage the relationship like the dumb beta cuckold I am but she doesn't really have any interest in fixing things. The only reason I think it still can be fixed is because she fell out of love in like 2 fucking seconds out of the blue and she's depressed and all sorts of fucked up, so it seems plausible that it would be easy to fix it. I'm trying to convince her to still come out here in two weeks as was planned, because the plane tickets are already bought, and that we could at the very least have closure with the relationship, and optimistically everything could be fixed. But she's just being indecisive and doesn't care, the only time she shows interest in not letting this relationship completely crumble is when I tried to walk out and give up and block her number, as a response to when she got mad at me for telling her that if she fucks another guy while she's "finding herself, trying to see if she really wants to be with me", then we're done for. I'm very self aware of what a beta bitch I am about this whole thing, its just that we've been eachothers lives for so long and I'm sure it could still be fixed. I dont know.

My stepdad is dying of lung cancer and I just found a bottle of 4mg hydromorphone on his dresser, and I used to be psychologically addicted to opiates 2 years ago
Honestly, any other time but now I would be completely fine with seeing this and not caring, but right now I want nothing more but to get really fucking high and stop caring. Its just so annoying.

Does she genuinely need some time or will always give me exact opposite attitude?.
I won't hesitate to dump her, but I'd prefer not to because she actually has supported me through alot of shit and is low maintenance.

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Holy shit bro you're a huge jackass and she's kind of a bitch, but you're a huge jackass. She needs support from you and you tell her you don't care, basically.

>'i don't give a fuck about us staying together'

No wonder she's going berserk on you, that's a shitty thing to say. That's not what you say to someone you care about.

>responding with ':D'

Do you know what gaslighting is? Because that's how you get a bitch to be crazy. Stop goading people. This would piss off a normal well adjusted person let alone anyone else.

Now she's being cray with the whole unknown number thing but you gotta stop pushing people's buttons dude. It's not nice.

She's not the most stable girl but you treating her like this isn't helping. You should probably cut contact with her and the next gf you get, be nice.

>>17853529
It's alright you're not gonna get laid for years

No you can't ask a lady to sign a contract. No one will sleep with you if you display how paranoid you are.i would think you're a crazy fuck and get the fuck out if you asked me to sign a damn contract.

I understand your fear. But this is why you don't go for crazy chicks or girls you don't know. You also might need therapy for this because you're way paranoid.
If you are really worried you meet the girl in a bar or public place with witnesses to see that you guys are getting along and that she's into you. If she's gigglig and holding onto your arm, it's harder to call rape on you.or you can activate your voice recorder and voice recorder only. Ask if she's sure she wants to do this.

My biggest fear is being cheated on. And I know it's going to happen eventually.

No. No pets and no children in the room during sex wtf is wrong with you?

Wtf... no

>>17853476
Come on
Doge is always invited to my parties

Wow what a shitstain. Why would he do this? Is he trying to make you jealous? Have you cheated or does something to provoke this?

>>17853467
This is hot, have three way with 14 year old Japanese schoolgirl. That way he gets what he wants and you get a free trip to japan

So he told you he's hitting on other girls and showed you his attempts, and you haven't dumped his ass? When a man got a woman he don't go lookin for other pussy.

attendance gradually got worst. i transferred to a new school a year ago and tryied going to class events took place that put me into a deeper depressive state. ultimatley this last semester i didnt go to a single one my classes but didnt drop them so my parents wouldnt find out. pretty much so my dad wouldnt know

Why didn't you seek help for your depression earlier? Clearly,wishing it would get better by doing nothing, was working great

well i went to therapy for abut two months when it got at its worst. but like a month ago i just stopped. idk. and i have just been shut down. isolated. and then today i got the email telling me i was dismissed. probably going to appeal but for what

Shit thumbnail desu.
>I'd say Islam's the best religion
>Just start reading the Qur'an, I'd say read Sahih International translation.
>Doesn't have scientifically inaccurate bullshit like christianity or judaism or hinduism or buddhism
>Isn't irrational and doesn't worship a fat pacifist like buddha

>>17853387
Sand niggers are currently the only ones killing each other and everybody else.
Muslims have been at war with each other since the false prophet Mohammad was around.
Why are the middle eastern countries the only ones to kill gays, not give women any rights, and prefer to fuck goats?

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>>17853387
>Doesn't have scientifically inaccurate bullshit like christianity or judaism or hinduism or buddhism
Qur'an says that Earth shaped like an ostrich-egg.

And I chose the pic randomly. It was the first religion related image I could find in my folder.

Nigga I'd walk away from that cluster fuck faster than you can say dead crazy woman

Anon run for the hills

>>17853122
It sucks that she's dying, but you aren't responsible for her or her happiness. You just take care of yourself, and if she decided to shape up and act like a decent person, maybe the two of you can be friends again. Using a situation like dying to try and garner love or pity is just twisted, and she's not acting like a real friend anyways.
Also, there's a chance she's just batshit crazy and lying about the whole thing just to rope you into a relationship.

>>17853061
sometimes people just need some time alone to reprogram and destress. Especially introverts.

>>17853061
No he just doesn't need constant fucking validation that he exists and maybe he wants time alone to actually think without you being an annoying cunt in his ear about whatever mundane shit that dumb, needy women like you talk about

Have you ever thought about it like that?

>>17853061
You sound like a needy nightmare OP
Grow the fuck up before you get dumped

>>17853060
Tell them it's hard work

>>17853060
Stand up to them
Or better yet learn to roast them to gain respect

>>17853060
work out, or learn martial arts, and stand up to them. i wish i got into working out when i was in high school.