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Are you starving? Are you homeless? Are you getting beaten every day? Have you been forced to have an abortion by an oppressive government? Is your body covered in burns? Did your whole family just get murderer? If all the above answers are no, what do you have to cry or worry about?

>>18709207
No, and you're right. That's why it's so frustrating. There's no reason for me to not be happy tight now but I'm afraid of everything. I want to toughen up. I just don't know the best way of doing it.

>>18709207
that's not how an anxiety disorder works asshole. they can't control the train once it starts moving without medication or therapy

i mean if you happen to live in northeastern ohio, western penn., or buffalo ny ill do it for 50 bucks

I'm down anon. It's gotta be some real power flow diarrhea though :D Like opening the valve to an upside down volcano. Mmmmmm.

Move in with one.

Just go along with it unless they're overt with what they want.

My girlfriend has a habit of dropping me into a topic of conversation like "Oh me and my boyfriend went there as well!" or something like that. Its way easier for guys, I've only ever had to use the "Eh I have girlfriend excuse" with two people, one who I didn't realise was pursuing me at the time, and the other was a drunk girl who didn't even take that as a no. Ew.

>if they stuck around they'd meet my single friends
Yes! We need cunning female friends like you.

Sadly not everyone can see what's good for them. If you feel like someone is coming on to you, then mentioning your bf in passing is probably a good idea. Going around telling every male you meet that you have a bf is probably not a good idea. Trust your instincts and then wing it, that's how most stuff gets done.

>>18709182
I should start doing that, "my boyfriend and I are both artists," or something. Then I wouldn't have to worry about not realizing that's what they were looking for, because they'll either stick around and finish the conversation at least or buzz out then and there...

It just sucks to have so many interactions ride on that. Guess there's nothing I can do about that, though.

>>18709104

It's just one person. Why does it matter so much? As far as you know, she might the one with the problem.

>>18709110
Im sorry, im r9k resident and very sensitive to this stuff. Shes a waitress at a restaurant i frequent.

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It's a sign of autism actually. Have you tried kys?

>>18709095
Trim as short as possible first, shave after like you would shave your beard. In my experience, my balls are kind of easier to shave than my face, I don't even use shaving cream. Just hot water under the shower.

>>18709095
Get an electric buzzer to use exclusively for your pubes. You won't have to worry about getting cut and it takes the hair down to the perfect length

Why do we humans even have this? It goes against evolution. Among many other things.

>>18709078
>For some reason this really bothers me.

Why?

>>18709096
I don't know. It just does. That's the problem.

>>18709023
So call him. Also work on your own self-esteem or the two of you will just drag eachother down.

Fuck his best friend and send him some pictures of the act

>>18709070
I'm always trying to lift him up. He's never had any support in his past, and he finds it weird to receive help. I'll try calling him now.

Eat more mayo and jack off into everyone's chairs before class

>>18709009
Child's play.

OP, go to the bank with $20 and ask for change in all pennies. Go home and start stuffing pennies up your ass. It doesn't matter how many. Do whatever you're comfortable with, and you don't have to leave them there. You can pretty much just dunk them up there for a second, or if you wanna leave them for awhile. It doesn't matter. Anyway, take these pennies and start using them to pay for things and just start giving them to people. You might be asking yourself what the fuck does this have to do with making friends. I don't know the answer to that, but I can tell you after you've made people handle your ass pennies you'll have the upper hand. Just hold it over everyone and assume a position of power over them.

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Why don't yoy join the fuckin Marines?

You cheated during your marriage? You are a cunt

It's also why he does not want to date you, since you are willing to cheat. He just wants to bang

>>18708982
Yeah i did. After finding about 2 years worth of gay porn on my husbands mac as well as texts from his side dude since apparently he forgot his texts were linked 2 weeks after the wedding.

>>18708955

Get thicker hair.

Use wax.

>>18708962
That makes it completely flat.

>>18708952
>show her I'm the better choice

So what, you weren't showing yourself before? She knows you, and she is not as interested as you are. Move on.

Yeah, keep chasing her. Boost the ego of some average broad by being that clueless beta orbiter that buys her things and waits patiently for the day she will choose him because he is 'nice'.

>>18708952
The absolute best you can hope for is for her to accept you as consolation prize after losing the other guy. Is that wnat you want to be?

>>18708950

Do you have male and female friends? Do you usually hang out with people? Do you invite people to fun activities with you?

If you answer "yes" to all of th above, then we can start worrying about dating. If you don't, then work on making them all "yes" before you worry about girls.

>>18708953
I only have make friends. Only talked with girls a few times. How do I befriend girls what do I talk about with them?

>>18708976
>How do I befriend girls what do I talk about with them?

Just like you make male friends. Friends are just that, friends.

>>18708945
Depends on how much time has passed since the break up. Wouldnt be a great idea to tell her about your feelings on her First day being Single again.

Besides, this whole "admitting your feelings" most of the time isnt really the way to go. Just go and Hang out with her and try to make a move.

>>18708945
>Am I an insane turbo autist
Autistic yeah, insane turbo autist maybe. You're totally throwing your friend under the bus and disparaging his character because you're blinded by pussy. I don't know maybe you're not even really friends with this person but either way you're trying to justify making her seem like a catch by putting him down. You don't know her well enough, she could be a piece of shit for all you know.

>>18708988
I just enlarged that picture and saw the nose ring. Yeah you're an idiot blinded by pussy. The nose ring isn't helping any burgeoning career. If she was more ambitious she'd get rid of it because she'd realize it is limiting her career choices and progress. inb4 muh tattoos and shit acceptable, yeah I don't care but society while it is catching up with the times it isn't entirely there yet. A nose ring isn't gonna land you a real job unless you're the small exception.

Are they just "viewed" history? I can see someone clicking on that out of morbid curiosity.

And either way, I feel like concluding that you may have been molested, while logically sound, it's unlikely if you had no reason to suspect before.

>>18708862
i have pretty bad mental health issues, and everyone in my immediate family assumed i was molested as a kid because when i was in my early teens the severity of the mental illness was so bad and there was no contributing factor

i kept telling people i wasn't molested, because i don't remember such a thing

even if i was molested as a baby i really really don't think that it would effect me bc babies don't remember things

>>18708850
Wait, that baby doll has an actual vagina that perverts can fuck?

She came over and things got hot, I asked, stupidly instead of just doing it since our close call the week before if I should wear something. She said I did not have to. I didn't. It turns out I did not pull out quick enough, miss-judged but did not think it was that bad... She lost it. Said that I went inside her again twice, which did not happen and that I did it on purpose. She says I went 2 minutes before I pulled out and she could "smell it". Though, she did not stop me to confirm this and I have never been capable of blowing and still going. Regardless, she ran out claiming I have been trying to get her pregnant, that I go around trying to knock girls up (I have no children) and cites a time when I mentioned maybe wanting a child of my own someday while we were just meeting up as proof that I had a hidden agenda.

My actions at 35 are stupid yeah, should always wear something. Despite that, I cannot reconcile with her and that her trust is broken with me. She had a man in her past lie about having a vasectomy and she got pregnant and had to have an abortion and did not want to go through that again. To which I agree it’s a horrible thing and all the more reason why I didn’t want her to get pregnant.. I cannot seem to get through to her, that I made a stupid mistake but that was all. She called me quite a few names, called an ex-husband crying and he agreed it was all my fault… I promised from that point on no matter what she even says to wear something no matter how heated or intimate things get. I guess I’m just looking for some opinions on this for now. The relationship is over without repair it seems.

>>18708807

This is a mess dude. How long you've been dating? Two months? Let her go, she will fuck your life up.

How long have you been together?
If it's not that much, let her go dude, you're doiing your future self a favour.