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have sex, youll get over it

Stop thinking about them having sex with other guys or die alone.

>>18713381
>giving your heart to a roastie is better than dying alone

its not. btw everyone dies alone, fag

used to be video games, tv/movies, food and my dog
used to have 100mbit fiber, but was forced to move and now live in an area where there's no internet access so i'm using mobile broadband which really limits how much i can entertain myself

honestly didn't think it could possibly get any worse after 10 years of chronic depression, but now it feels like i'm alone on a different planet

i think i'm still here because i'm more pissed than sad at the fact that suicide seems like the logical decision, and how my family can't afford to care about me for some reason

nothing to look forward to, but my dog is getting old and i don't want her to be alone

>>18710593
the respect I have for my family and the people who have helped me. also, the beliefs that:
- all problems have solutions.. these solutions can be easy or practically impossible, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try. which means, you shouldn't give a shit about stupid problems
otherwise I'd have killed myself a long time ago

I promised not to kms

Did you see any balloons down there?

>>18715030

Tim Curry won't scary me :v

>>18715024
Meh.

It is cleaner than most of my ex gfs openings. You'll be fine

Find a wife and make a new family. Your old one seems pretty defective OP.

True

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I'm sorry to hear that anon. Maybe help others? Volunteer for something, easing another's suffering will make you feel good. Also talking about it is good, there should be an anonymous group for something like this. Getting it off your chest will help

I would say the best way is to overdose on some drug such as heroin. Or use the car hose pipe and sealed window way. Where you kill yourself with carbon dioxide

>>18714778

Cyanide pill, of course.

Does its job or you get your money back.

Thats a really subjective question. Best in what category; painlessness, popularity, how many people will know your name after etc. Also I choose suicide by choking on my trap gfs huge cock.

>join the military

Of course, the military loves edgy shitlords that piss away potential.

If you really want to turn your life into a performance piece by wasting your position, go right ahead. Just know that you look like a fucking idiot forgoing a fucking high school diploma to "stick to to the man".

You think you want nothing more in life than food and E-2 pay because you haven't seen shit in life yet kid. Go to fucking school.

Do you want to be a /r9k/ tier shut-in NEET failure for the rest of your life? If not, finish high school and only then start thinking about what to do in life. Do you seriously think you can live the rest of your life being taken care of by your parents?

>>18714676
But a lot of rappers have dropped out and they're really successful..

Do it!

If this post if dubs then you will do it.

>>18714580

Sounds pretty reasonable to me. That's definitely what I would do.

>do STEM, you'll be guaranteed a job with 6 figures starting salary
You fell for the meme, didn't you?

As for actual advice: are you working any job at all? Because if not, the gap in your resume is just going to get bigger and bigger and it'll become more and more of a red flag.

>>18714398
which engineering?

>>18714419
mechanical

>>18714274
>Touch your face a lot
>dont wash your face
>eat poorly
you want to block your pores so they create pimples
you weird fuck

>>18714296
Can confirm. Have done this.

Melt some butter and spread it where desired. Don't wipe it off for a few hours, the longer the better. You'll get the biggest acne outbreak you've ever had starting the next day.

>>18714190
>find subject of discourse
>approach female
>speak
The first part is the hardest.

Join a coed sport, you'll figure it out.

>>18714199
Yeah but I want them to like me

>>18714169
Fuck if I know. I need more details.
Describe her, and give me your interests.

Did you already decide on a place to go?

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uhh, do what you want, lol

if you're trying to smash preferably bring her somewhere close to your house, so you can lead her home after

restaurant, nature/park, museum, bar/coffee, you can do all kinds of shit dude, just focus on doing things you can both have fun with or enjoy while getting to know eachother

I will warn against movies, the steretypical date for young guys, kind of weird because you don't get the chance to talk much and actually get to know eachother well

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>>18714180
I'm trying to smash, but isn't it a little too soon for that? I was thinking of a restaurant, but I don't know if we should go somewhere a bit pricey or just a chill place.

>>18714174
We're both college students and asian. I don't go out much so I don't really know of any good places to go to.

I'm also curious to this.

I'm not desired either.

Fuck a fat girl

>>18713964
It's not that I'm not desired, they fucking run!

I'm very near suicidal over this... I can't go back.

You're trying to find a good looking guy to demonstrate your haircutting skills on? You have some sort of deadline to finish it by?
Go to a college and pay someone to cut their hair

>>18713822
They don't even have to have a full head of hair, forget good looking.

They have to be available to go to the barber shop at 10 tomorrow morning, it has to be on site.

Depends on what's causing it, but boil some water very hot, just hot enough for you to bear drinking it, then add salt and honey if you have it, and gargle that deep in the back of your throats and even swallow it if you have trouble gargling. If the pain fades a little, gargle the whole glass. Then drink some fresh water and lay down

>>18713815
hot toddy
whiskey, honey, and lemon juice in a pot. heat that shit up, sip that shit down

>>18713815
What happened, get dicked in the throat too hard?

>>18713801
Cradle of filth has the best lyrics of any band. Exhibit A


And with these words like heavy stone
Cast against a guilded throne
With many legions still in tow
He turned his wings to flee

His eyes a picture of distaste
Drawn to tears and in there place
The dawn of time and fates to face
Through all eternity


You'll get there anon. Hang tight. What music do you like?


>>18713801

I need to drink more water and I have scoliosis. I'm also lazy and have too many clothes and books I don't use or need. I'm going to get rid of most of my stuff soon and focus on ... fuck, I don't know. Moving somewhere colder.
I'm not honest and I need to be, fuck the consequences.

>>18713863
Just throw shit away. Simplify your life. It's cathartic.