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Barely interested, if yoy olay your cards right you'll make it. Don't be too pushy or overdo anything as that will turn her off.

No just leave it at that, tell her to get back to you when she's free.

Stop initiating contact with a girl who is putting you on hold. Wait to hear from her.

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>>18273319
This. Mild interest. Move on to a different target while you wait for this one to contact you back.

>>18273293
It's one of the harder European languages.

But really, you can learn any language if you put enough hours in. You will also need someone you can converse with regularly. The best way to learn is through rigorous study and constant interaction with someone who is fluent. There are plenty of language "pen-pals" you can seek out online. Find a French person who wants to learn English. You can help each other.

what do you mean is it hard its a fucking language youre not gonna learn it overnight

do you have a deadline? are you gonna die within the next 5 years?

just be patient and study a bit if you really want to learn it m8

>>18273298
Yeah some people also say you need to speak it often to get comfortable with it, thanks

>>18273300
I have all the time I want, chill I'm just askin'

Just remember that if you had the same access to sex as her you would have fucked 1000+ a year

>>18273439
When I was 19 I used to be able to fuck and do whatever and not think and now everything sexual gives me a panic attack

>>18273251
Believe it or not, a lot of women aren't into promiscuity and some even wait until marriage for sex.

You have to decide for yourself what your "limit" is, if you want to marry a virgin you'll have to drop your standards somewhat, if 2-4 past partners is okay with you you should be able to find someone eventually.

Yep.

Stop vaping.

>I want to look like I smoke but be a little bitch about it

>>18273189
Is that your way of saying this is normal?

not an expert either but try drawing at lower ohms, you need to work up to a sub of .17, try .5

Yes.

I'm at the point where I don't have any other websites to visit anymore because everything has become "sign up, make an account, link your account". Facebook/ Myspace era is dead, people aren't trying to meet anymore. All the internet did was show people that life is just as boring elsewhere as it is where you are.

Remember the "fat girl angle" where chicks would take pictures from above to try and hide their double chin? I miss those days. Easy ass emo chicks who cut wrists and suck dick.

Yeah I feel the same
I have felt it before
Usually I just find something else on the Internet to distract myself from this place for a year or two then come back

For me, I first noticed a massive culture change when "u mad" became a meme.

It immediately cut off all further discussion or exchange of new ideas and opinions. Instead of arguing a point or adding any unique perspective, all anyone immediately did when their point was challenged is respond with "u mad".

>>18272928
To attract white dudes you need to "be black but look white". So you need white physical features like a slim nose, slender figure, and straight hair.

Ugh, the whole attempt to be some frankencreature is what's not appealing. There will never be a "gotta have it" version of black chicks unless you figure out a way to birth more of them with light eyes. Green, blue, hazel, Auburn; anything but dark brown. It's basically the indicator of a shitty soul.

Also, don't try contacts. Trying to wear a light colour over a dark iris never looks right.

>>18272946
Slender figure helps but you could get away with the rest depending on other factors.

What are some signs a girl is attracted to you or checking you out?

Girl, does this make sense?

I am thinking that this may indicate some interest, but isn't wanting to get to close out of fear that one of us will be hurt.

The girl is extremely open with me despite not being too close with me. But she has never texted me first (Still replies to like 90% of my texts at length)

>>18272867
Staring, kinda showing off, being near you for no reason among others

>>18272809
Sounds like she has a small vagina or you have a large peepee. So most likely she has a small vajayjay

Sounds like a virgin.

For all le robots; the reason most virgin vagina bleed on the first penetration is because there's actually a thin, skin wall that you have to break through in order to access the whole canal.

>>18272822

She's not a virgin. Maybe the hymen was just never broken? I mean if that's what it was I didn't break it either but I could push through it next time

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>>18272743
>on spring break, I go to my hometown, she stays here, so we stay in contact via text
>we talk, literally, every day
>she tells me she "loves me" constantly, but more in a friendly manner, not really romantic or anything
>she does me a solid not even a bro would by trying to get me a ticket for a sold out concert in town
>she fails, but still, the fact that she did that meant a lot to me
>start thinking more and more about her
>start having thoughts of just fucking caressing her hair, touching her skin, kissing her, etc
>albeit, there were no sexual thoughts involved, I just wanted to be with her
>next time we see, I make my fucking stupid move, and we start hugging and shit
>I don't even want to kiss her, I don't want to even think about spoiling the mood
>feelsgoodman.png
>realize I'm being an asshole, her ex is a bro for me
>fast forward to yesterday
>she has some problems with her parents so she had to leave the house
>she asks me to take her to my apartment
>agree, go for her, return to apartment
>she tells me all her shit, I hear her, I give her advice
>she seems happy and pleased to be here
>we have some tequila from last time she visited
>we drink tequila from 9 pm to 3 pm
>we both get tipsy, she is now resting in my legs
>start caressing her body, start tocuhing her skin, start playing with her hair

I just want to point out, we've never kissed, though there's been obvious tells from her to me to do it, but I just can't bring myself to it. I don't want to start shit, I mean this girl is perfect for me (she's catholic, just like I am, she goes to mass every sunday, just like I do. She doesn't drink much, she doesn't smoke, she doesn't do drugs, she's no whore, etc.), but there's the other dude hanging by the middle of this, and also, I don't wanna fuck things up by being to forward with something that she probably doesn't want, considering her relationship of three years ended recently.

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>>18272743
>>18272749
>she then proceeds to put her whole body close to me, hugging my neck with one hand and putting her butt on my leg
>trying not to get a hard-on and be a good catholic
>trying way to fucking hard not to kiss her
>she is really sleepy, she's not talking anymore
>she ends up falling asleep in my chest
>it's literally the highlight of my life
>never felt such joy in my life
>she wakes up about an hour later, still in my arms
>she says "wow, holy shit, you're comfy, let's go to the bed"
>get up and carry her to the bed, put her there, almost tucked her in
>getting my pillow to sleep in the couch
>"wait, anon, where are you going?"
>"well, the couch, baby, why?"
>I want you to sleep with me

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>>18272743
>>18272749
>>18272753
>"well, ok, sure"
>lie down next to her
>I've done this like more than a hundred times with a hundred different girls, but this time I'm more nervous than when I lost my virginity
>literally, the stakes have never higher
>she come close to me, grabs my arm and puts it under her head
>she hugs me like a teddy bear, as I said earlier, I'm fat
>she sighs and starts fading to sleep
>I can't sleep, I'm so fucking nervous
>about an hour later she gets up, goes to the bathroom
>she doesn't notice I'm awake
>she comes back and sees me awake and she says "you want me to move over? I don't wanna be cumbersome"
>I tell her "you can do whatever you want with me"
>she says "really?" and proceeds to kiss me like an inch away from my mouth
>have a fight with my soul inside my head
>do the right thing and don't kiss her back
>she seems happy that I didn't and places her head on my chest again

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The ideal would vary in every woman with genetics, heigth, age, and lots of other variables, but I think in nutshell <25% body fat is ideal for most.

Something like pic related.

What do you, personally think looks good? Start from there. There's no objective sweet spot, honestly, it's down to taste.

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Ideal imo

Just don't fuck her until she's 18 and you are fine, dawg.

>>18272534
Where do you live?

>>18272538
USA. The legal age is 16 in my state, but that's not what I'm concerned about because I don't want to have sex with her right now, I just want to take her out and let our relationship develop. I'm more worried about whether this comes across as creepy. She's super mature, but still, there's a bit of an age difference.

>>18272362
Nobody has any fucking idea what you're talking about.

Provide more context if you want advice.

>>18272372
My gf is shorter than me, a little heavier than me, with nice tits that I never get tired of playing with. She got mad at me and attacked me. I was surprised and I didn't even get a chance to defend myself. Afterwards, I told her to leave, but then I let her stay, and I fucked her. Did I do the right thing?

>>18272385
Are you writing a fucking erotic story? I don't care about your girlfriend's tits. Apart from telling me your girlfriend is on the heavier side and you love playing with her tits, your post has literally NO NEW INFORMATION IN IT.

Just tell the fucking story of what happened. The complete story. The whole incident, not the sparknotes. Jesus Christ.

>>18272023

not yet. you'd have to raise a complaint to the upper level management to see if they do anything about this. even if they just chastise her its fine as long as she doesn't do it again.

if she does do it again you would have to complain again, and as a general rule if they dont do something by the third time she does this then you could maybe sue, but its still stupid and would likely get thrown out.

>>18272023
If a girl asks if you have a girlfriend, the answer should always be some form of yes even if you hypothetically want to be with her. Women ask this to assess your value and determine if you are in demand.

Calling someone a virgin is just an instance of a shitty person using shaming tactics to demean you.

>>18272023
What are you going to sue her for, being funny?

Find a local car detail shop, they can take out stains pretty cheap.

>>18271946

The relationship, or your car?

>>18271987
the car

I'll be keeping an eye on this thread

Whenever I have the thought of moving out I get too many thoughts and can't even start to sort them out and just give up.

>>18271815
>tfw live 1.5 hours away from work
>tfw can't move closer without paying $1500+ in rent or living in the ghetto

>>18271815

no. because not enough people are doing it at any given moment to wnat to post here and to expect everyone to just post random subjective advice on the subject is asking for a lot.

simply tell us where you are, where you want to go, your finances, etc. and we'll help push you in the right direction.