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>Drink like 5 beers
>Wake up with a godawful hangover that lasts all day
I'm 19. Is there something wrong with me or are some people just more susceptible to hangovers than others?
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What is 5 beers to you? 5 5% ABV bottles of 350 ml?
How often do you drink?
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Well you're definitely not an alcoholic, so treat your yeast infection
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Pathetic.
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>be me (30/m)
>slim, nice tailored shirt, nice smile, photo done by professional photographer
>swipe 1000 times, get one REALLY fat chick
>Decide to pick muscly bloke instead and delete all other pics
>swipe 20 yikes, 4 matches, no gay chicks
>1st match says she likes my bio (even though exactly same)
>show her real pic
>she unmatched me
>fml
I read a study by random male tinder user which concludes that 80% of males are competing for bottom 20% of women, and 20% of guys for other 80% of women. Also a guys chances of a match are approximately 1/112.
What are your experiemces/advice with tinder?
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>>18274539
>I read a study by random male tinder user which concludes that 80% of males are competing for bottom 20% of women, and 20% of guys for other 80% of women
News flash: The people on vapid service looking for vapid encounters are vapid.
O rly?
Seriously mate... what do you expect?
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2 typos...
Gay***typo for FAT
Yikes****typo for times.
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I matched with a lot of girls on Tinder
the problem is if I swiped selectively I'd hardly get any
swiping right on all of them got me a shitload but they were all disgusting single mom hamplanets and blacks or bots, I must have matched with maybe ONE attractive (normal BMI) girl
so basically, I don't think attractive women use Tinder, and therefore I think it is useless
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So I asked out this girl at work for coffee and she said yes. I proceed to ask her over text what time works for her and she never responds. So I meet her in person and ask her if we're still up for coffee and she says yes, apologizes for not texting because she dropped her phone and broke the bottom half of the screen and couldn't text back so she'll call me (actually happened, she showed me her phone).
Well the day of the date came up and she never called. I assumed she wasn't interested and wasn't gonna bring it up when I next saw her but when we met she brought it up apologized for not calling, blaming it on her phone breaking. She said she'll give me her Facebook but at that point I thought she was just lying and just trying to let me off lightly so I told her I had no Facebook account. But it turns out she actually did break her phone (later showed me it) and (perhaps this is merely me) seemed a bit dejected that I didn't have a Facebook account.
Some of my friends tell me to just move on, she isn't interested, it'll only make things awkward etcetera but I feel I should give her the benefit of doubt and at least ask her again for a make up date. At that point if she makes it clear she isn't interested I'll move on but as it is now I feel I'm being a bit too rash.
tl;dr Girl stood me up for a date but it turns out she broke her phone and had no way to contact me to inform me of what time we'll meet up.
What should I do /adv/?
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Never give anyone the benefit of the doubt.
If she was interested, she'd make her intentions known, even if not consciously.
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>>18274489
That's the thing, I'm getting mixed signals from her. While I was willing to drop the entire thing she brought it back up and seemed like she wanted to go through with our date.
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>>18274484
How about you actually set up a time and date in person?
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Is there any chance for a depressed 23 yo male to get a gf if he never got one? Wont I be looked upon for never having one?
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>>18274461
Here's a neat trick to avoid that situation: Don't fucking mention it.
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>>18274468
it will be obvious
and what if they ask?
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>>18274511
>"I don't wanna talk about it, it went preety bad"
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I feel like the stuff they say has truth in it, but it's too bitter and toxic for me to take seriously.
There has to be a halfway point (or community) that's between being a numale and a full blown TRP faggot, right? Right?
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>>18274436
No, absolutely not. The world is in black and white, there is no middle ground on anything.
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>>18274436
Yeah it's called sorting yourself out
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>>18274447
Damn it anon, I'm just wondering if there's a sort of watered down version of it. Idk
Okay so I'm looking to apply to the following colleges:
UC Berkeley (Priority)
UCLA (Priority)
URochester (Priority)
Emory (Priority)
Carnegie Mellon (Priority)
My safeties are Wake Forest, Villanova, Northeastern and NYU.
I have a 1450 SAT w/ GPA: 3.6-7 UW and 3.9-4.0 W.
What do? I have a really good essay, and I do Harlem Youth Court, Debate, some aid work in Bangladesh, and volunteer at the National MS Society. Plus, I do my school's t i n y tech club.
I am looking to do either a Major in MechE w/ Minor in Economics or full pre-Law.
(Pic unrelated)
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>what do
apply.
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>>18274426
Well first things first: can you afford any of these unis? Look into realistically what you can afford to do and act accordingly. Your grades should be good enough to be accepted to the majority of those at least.
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>>18274444
Quads of truth. These schools give very little financial aid if you are not black, Hispanic, or a beggar.
Your GPA isn't too strong, and nor is your SAT score. You should still apply to all the schools you've listed (if you can afford to do so), but you should also apply to a few state schools.
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I want to get laid, but I'm a "gamer girl" so it feels like my only options are other gamers that are usually autistic/fat/so shy that they can't carry a conversation, and I never feel attracted to any of them. at the same time I think bars/etc are too "jockish" and we either have absolutely nothing in common or they aren't attracted to me. how can I just sleep with someone who isn't horribly awkward or a rapist?
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>>18274384
your autism is showing.
>ALL GAMER GUYS ARE UGLY
>BUT ALL ATTRACTIVE GUYS ARE NOT MY TYPE
stop creating imaginary problems for your self.
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>>18274384
You got a lot to learn and wrong about everything, tty in 15 years.
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Hello /adv/, so tell me how much I fucked up today
>Be me
>on the way to see a friend
>making a left at a T intersection
>look left
>no cars
>look right
>no cars
>look left again
>nothing still
>make the left turn
>about to complete the turn
>I side swipe a Corolla on the right that came out of nowhere
>We both pull over and get out of our vehicles
>No injuries on either party
>Immediately apologized - I figured since I was making the left turn, it's 99.9% my fault, but this might come back to bite me in the ass
>We inspect any damages
>Nothing major - only minor scuff marks and scratches on his car
>I give him my insurance info, driver's license, and phone number
>I forget to inquire for the same of him - another stupid move
>Because the damage was minor, he decides to wait until tomorrow to take his car to the body shop for quotes and estimates, and not contact law enforcement or our respective insurance providers yet
>says it will be cheaper for me this way
>"scratches like these look like they could just polish off"
>Then says it's up to me if I want to pay for repairs, and will call me tomorrow
>we agree
>We then go our separate ways
Even though the situation was almost undeniably my fault, the guy seemed pretty cool and was not angry in the slightest. His offer to allow me to make the decision of paying or not seems highly generous, but now thinking back I think not obtaining his info and pictures of the damages was a *major* fuck-up on my part, and gives him the leverage to do as he wants now. For all I know, he could call me tomorrow and rip me off by overestimating the costs for repairs and then file a claim with insurance, and I can do fuck all about it since I didn't obtain any pictures of his car. So tell me, /adv/ how much did I fuck this one up?
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If it's worth mentioning, I'm a university student without a formal source of income.
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You were entering the roadway and therefore had the responsibility to make sure the intersection was clear. It wasn't. You could have killed someone. Please be more careful.
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>>18274457
I'm fully aware I am the one at fault. But the question still remains, what do I do from here?
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Hey /adv/, I'm Indian and my gf is Arab and I plan to marry her (we live in America). My Arab friends have told me that many Arabs are very racist towards Indians and I'm worried that if I met my gf's parents I might be met with hostility and be kicked out because of my race (I haven't talked about this with her yet, so there a chance her parents might not care). Religion won't be a problem since we're both Muslim.
I'm going to go through with meeting her parents regardless, but if they say they don't want an Indian in the family, how should I react? I certainly won't lose my cool regardless of what happens, but I honestly have no idea what to do in this situation. My natural reaction would be to tell them I respect that they want the best for their daughter, thank them for having me over and leave. Is there a better way to respond?
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Well, you're already in Murica, so that's covered. Now just do like everyone else in this country and shame your parents by doing as you please.
All jokes aside, what's the real issue? They wouldn't want to associate with the children just because they're mixed race or something?
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Middle Eastern dude here from USA as well. My parents give no fucks. Chances are hers don't either.
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>>18274345
theres /pol/ tier people everywhere
but dont worry, they are cowards in person and wont do or say anything to you
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Is it normal to masturbate to a picture of a female friend?
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Yes.
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No.
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It's not healthy but its normal
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How do girls feel about dating guys who live at home with their parents?
I feel like a piece of shit because I fucked my life up when I was younger. Im 26 and finishing school, getting a job doing server side programming. The issue here is I have no experience and will only being paid maybe 40k USD, since the job is in the middle of nowhere and I have to commute an hour. Problem is I live outside of NYC and it's expensive as fuck. My parents are upper middle class, but my mom is annoying as fuck. I don't want roommates at all. I just want a place where I can bring girls back to and look like an actual adult who can manage himself and pay bills.
Anyways if I live at home I probably wont be able to find a girl or have any sex at all. I have above average face and fit body, but I have nowhere to bring girls back to. I get attention from girls, but I just end up brushing them off because of my situation in life. On top of the embarrassment of being 26 and living with parents. I am saving my money, I have about 25k saved and I own a car which is maybe worth 10k. I worked part time while going to school and since I was 17 I was never unemployed. So i'm not a huge piece of shit, only a small one.
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>>18274266
30/M still living with parents.
If your asian, I don't think it would be an issue at all, since that is quite common with asians (they stay with family forever).
I think girls might find it a bit strange, but as with most things, if you don't make it an issue, she usually won't (unless she's an asshole).
If your planning on getting laid, being with your parents probably reduces your chances as well.
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You'll need to find a woman that has a place willing to take you back to her place on the regular. Someone who is not looking for a sure thing or something long term. I'm a woman I consistently give advice to my friends to not date men that live at home with their parents. They are not ready for a real relationship. Why don't u use the money you have saved to move out?
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So my bf will stay here for a week (long distance relationship) in 2 weeks and we finally want to go all the way.
Today I tried out some things I bought in preparation for the first time, an anal douche and a small buttplug. I used the douche two times and it was clear after the second time. I used a condom on the buttplug because I still wasn't sure, which actually seemed to cause an issue since the water based lube didn't stick on it. I got it in without too many issues though.
In the end I kept it in there for 15 minutes and after that started playing with it and slowly pulled it out (no stains or bad odour thankfully).
With that done, can I just say that this "experiment" was successful and that it should work when he's here? I want it to be ideal for him. Should I stretch beforehand by using the small buttplug? Any tips or advice in general? The whole condom thing had me thinking, I told him that he'd probably feel better with the condom at least for the first time since he doesn't need to worry about getting in direct contact with feces even if something goes wrong, but with the lube situation (and based in his opinion) we might go raw from the very start.
Any tips and advice in general would be nice, thanks in advance.
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Empty your bowels and then shower before he arrives just to be safe. That's all I can say.
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>>18274353
Yeah, obviously that's part of the procedure before the anal douche. But thanks.
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>>18274382
Start slow than gradually gain momentum. Go at your own pace though don't force yourself unless you're into that.
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Hey /adv/, I suffer from bipolar disorder. do any of you suffer from any mental illness? and how do you handle it?
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i have bipolar disorder and i dont handle it. huge bummer. probably gonna kill myself soon, tips?
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In my experience with bipolar, it's not something you can "handle". I just have to be prepared for the mood swings, the bad days, the urges to hurt myself, etc. I would say talk to your doctor about what treatment options are right for you. In my experience, the medication for bipolar made me feel so disassociated with everything it wasn't something I felt comfortable continuing. Hang in there.
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Mostly you just die alone. /adv/ can't handle real problems without spamming le go to le shrink, this board is for vapid normies and their vapid relationshit/WAAHHHH CANT GET GURL nu-male problems. It is objectively (and I don't fling around such phrases at random) worthless for anything else.
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Is it badass to have silver hair? You don't really see it ever, I'm thinking about starting a new trend or something.
what do you think bros?
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>Is it badass to have silver hair?
no, it's only badass when it's a localized streak of gray in otherwise dark hair
once it's all over there's no attractiveness value anymore
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>>18274184
So the guys on the right aren't attractive?
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>>18274188
the babyfaced guy on the right's attractiveness won't change much with hair dye
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How can I get into a fight without legal repercussions? Not with anyone specifically
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>>18274175
Get drunk and start hitting yourself in the face until a bypasser asks to join in.
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>>18274175
Join a boxing gym and realize you will gas out within 2 minutes.
If you just want to get in a street fight then self defense should protect you
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>>18274175
Walk down a shady neighborhood at night, or join a martial arts studio.