I need some fucking help guys
>Be me
>19y/o in college
>Economics major
>I've been talking with an 8/10 girl, lets call her Jane
>Super sweet and nice
>My heart melts whenever I see her
>We get close
>I find out she has a boyfriend named Jake (not real name)
>Seems like trailer park trash
>Apparently her parents knew his family so they wanted her to have a relationship with him
>Sometimes she comes into class with bruises
>She tells me she fell down the stairs or tripped or something like that
>Her happiness starts to become faint
>One we were eating lunch after class and she broke down
>Told me all the stuff Jake did
>Everyone's concerned
>Rumor gets around
>Jake finds out
>Jane is too afraid to break up with him
>I start hanging out more near her house
>I want to be there in case Jake shows up
>Normally just do hw in my car
>One day I see Jake pull in to her driveway
>He's steaming mad
>I try to duck down
>I spill my drink all over the car seat
>Completely stained
>Tried bleach, didn't work
How do I fix this? Is it a lost cause?
Find a local car detail shop, they can take out stains pretty cheap.
>>18271946
The relationship, or your car?
>>18271987
the car
carpet cleaner should work, but if it's already set in then yeah go to a detail shop
>>18271946
kek, whats the point of telling the story about Jane when your real prob is just your stained car seat? I thought it was about jane. Btw, try bringing that on a shop otherwise change it
>>18271946
It's a lost cause.
And it's all Jane's fault. You should beat her up.
Personally i would make jane pay for steam cleaning. Seems to be her fault. Maybe jake might help?
Kek, you made it to r/4chan op
>>18272752
What the fuck is going on in that picture? Did he get it wrong somehow?
>>18273537
no, just an example of retarded American education
>>18273537
most teachers in the US are female, retarded shit like that pic happens a lot
>>18271946
No joke people say this all the time, but this was really funny.
Bretty good 8/10