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>>18273120
You should definately tell this to some adults, no, not the parents. This is basically child abuse that should be reported to either police or to her school or somewhere.

>>18273147
I've talked to my mother about it (am 19 and still live at home)
she's a counselor and offered some suggestions as to things to help but for now it looks like shes stuck. She's going to college in a year which surprisingly they're okay with and in the span that takes I hope to have a place near her so she can move in as soon as she's finished with school. It's only really a year or so she has to make it before she's more or less free, but the way things are going I'm not sure if she'll make it

Just curious, how old are you? Second, what do you expect from this relationship? My guess is she's probably already emotionally scarred enough to messed her up. How bad are you willing to pursue this relationship with her once the dust cleared?

tl;dr life turned upsidedown and GPA tanked and lost scholarships and borderline homeless
do I still have a chance in higher academia or will I be perpetually filtered out due to my GPA getting destroyed?

that's all I want to know honestly

>>18273067
You're not out of it, but fuck man how stunted is your worldview that you would ever think that giving money to your parents like that is okay?

They shot their load and they made you. If they're not having any more kids, they should be putting all free resources into you, not the other way around. It's simple game theory.

OP should have kept the money for them self.
Women will always have free handouts and shelters to stop them from being homeless without having to do shit. Yet a hardworking man that has earned their scholarships is expected to be homeless and fail.
Fuck life.
Anyway as long as OP does really well in GREs they should be able to get into a graduate program and live off being a TA. Theres still hope if you want it.

Pick a number and work all exercies to that number. Call it a day. Another day repeat all that but add one to your number. Each day continue to add up untill you can do 1000 of each exercise.

Ask /fit/. There's a lot of assholes over there, but they know what they're talking about and you will get solid info.

>>18273046

when you sign up for the gym you often get a free session with a trainer.

that being said if your main goal is to lose weight, i wouldnt sign up for a gym. its just a waste of time travelling there to run in place. the only benefit it has is that you will be running in an air conditioned room.

but my advice is to load up a very talky TV series or radioplay / audio book on to your phone, and just run through your neighborhood.

cardio is the best way to lose weight and the gym is like 99% weight lifting.

you can't really lose weight WHILE getting ripped, your body can only do one at a time. you'll get SOME results of muscle while also losing weight if your body chemistry can time things right, but if you're losing weight it means you're not eating enoguh calories to support your weight, and if you're putting on muscle it means you're eating enough EXTRA calories to build the muscle, so those two are contradictory.

so yeah, just pick up running and jumping jack and such and have a healthy diet of 500 calories less than your TDEE (usually 2000 but if you gooogle 'daily calorie calculator' you'll be able to input your details and get better results) and just also work in some push ups, planks and other home work out stuff to do what little muscle building your body might handle.

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I do the same...

>>18272999
I use it just to practice talking to girls, so I'd say it's fine. Besides they're mostly sluts anyway.

>>18273015
I'm married just girls never want to seem to talk to me unless I seem sort of available

It's like all they want is my dick or my money. They're very selfish

Police in bongland can do anything they want

>>18272988

Depends what they're investigating.

If someone's been brutally murdered at your workplace, the killer is at large, and they just want to question you and see if you have any texts from the killer, they won't care.

However, if you brutally murdered someone at your workplace, and they're now trying to send you to jail for the rest of your life, you can be damn sure they're going to slap every minor charge they can against you.

>>18272988
Encrypt your device and refuse to provide the password. Don't use biometric locks because you can be legally compelled to unlock them.

I would only ever talk about that if she brings it up.

Asking out of the blue will put the thought in her head that regardless of her answer you either have already cheated or are going to cheat.

She in turn will act accordingly either cheating herself or mistrusting you to a point that sours the relationship

>>18272942

Sure OP. Girls love for their boyfriends to sleep with other women. Where have you been?

Only correct answer is:

>Sure, seeya!

>cheated on you
You don't do this to people you love. Stop thinking about this idiot and move on.

pt 2. After half a year he came back. Crying, asking if he can come back into my life. He still was with the girl. We kept it as friends but we kept lashing out at each other and getting mad. Eventually I had an accident and was in hospital. While unconscious, he visited me everyday and tried to stay for as long as he could. When I woke up and was ready to go (with out knowing he was there, I woke up on a day he couldn't make it) He came over and offered to spend the night to make sure I am okay and to take care of me. We ended up sleeping together that night, we were both so happy, until we realised what he had just done. He left and couldn't talk for a while. We both ended up at a friend's party and talked without bringing up what happened. We were being just friends. We both took shots and drunk the same amount and ended up drunk as hell sitting in the driveway and talking about heavy things. We ended up kissing after talking about us. We were kissing for the rest of the night. We shared a bed and just held each other (as well as fucked but y'know) After that night we ended up starting an affair. He spent every night with me for a week and left in the mornings. I missed him so much and it just felt right. He even said that himself. His girlfriend eventually found out and, understandably, banned him from talking to me. I haven't spoken to him since.

You can get him back, there's still time. He cheated on you, then he cheated with you. That's a great start to a long term relationship.

Sperm can have a pretty strong smell by itself, maybe it's that? It can be caused by your partner not drinking enough, or cumming very rarely ("old" cum) or eating/drinking stuff that causes smell, like asparagus, garlic, coffee or smoking.

>>18272875
Are you fucking litmus testing your pussy? If he has a problem with the smell, tell him why it smells otherwise don't worry about it

Use a douche. Not your boyfriend, I mean Summer's Eve or something. What do you think those things are for?

Concussions are tricky. Ive been to the ER 3 times in the last 3 months for balance issues and some alcohol withdrawl related stuff as well as head bumps. fucking nothing on the CT Scans.

that being said probly a good idea to make apointment with family doctor/goto ER if you get worse.

concussion recovery time tho is like weeks/month avoid using tv/computers for to long goto ER if headaches or they get worse. rest a lot. listen to radio.

>>18272836
Thanks for all that info, I don't think I'm worsening but it eases my mind that there's an actual recovery time.

I was planning to take a break off my computer to practice math outside, is that advisable?

>>18272855
If you have a concussion, you should not concentrate on anything until you stop feeling woozy. That includes screens, but also studying, creative hobbies etc.

They think you'd make a beautiful trap.

You must be cute as hell, anon. You probably have a baby face or soft features that make people wanna bully you but not be genuinely mean to you?

Post face

>>18272725
Hey man don't you feel weird that you live somewhere when sex in discretion is ok, but your girl won't put out? If I were in your place I'll be suspicious of my girl's motives she could be hiding something nasty behind "waiting till marriage thing"like used to be town's bike or abused.

But if by chance she's actually clean and genuine after you've gone through her background etc, better to wife her up while fulfilling your desires somewhere else in meantime like in whorehouse , jerking off, etc.

Just try and figure out how important sexual compatibility is to you, and if it's something you're willing to compromise or not. If you like her enough to wait, then do so, if not then break up with her and find someone else. You should also consider if you're planning to get married eventually, if so then it's just a matter of time, if not then you probably won't fit together.

>>18272725
>I've been with my gf 8 months
So get married

Next your dad will fuck you

It'll be the reverse of that one thread where some guy gets cucked by his own dad.
http://imgur.com/gallery/hlOyr

>>18272716
You step-motherfucker

>>18272684
Just that you live in a civilised place.

>>18272684

Yes.

Trust me, as a man, we are ruled by the peen.
The peen says "hey she's cute" we must do everything in our power to sleep with her.

Every one of us, no exceptions, will happily hit on any and all women who aren't ugly.

Ignore British, German and Swedish reputations for ignoring the shit out of (our very very hostile and hateful) women, ignore MGTOW. They're all jewish lies.

Every man out there hits on all women. If you aren't being harrassed and getting dick pics 24/7 you're a fucking uggo landwhale and offing yourself would simply be the most efficient thing to do in terms on energy and time costs, because you are a genetic dead end.

>>18272691
Says the 0/10 omega male with no standards

you're worried about what now?

>>18272678
I'm mainly worried about receiving false contracts and getting invoices from debt collection agencies.

Just two hours ago another number in the same range called me again.

Don't focus on anything else but having a good time. If you do, she will. Don't worry about kissing her or whatever. Thing is even if nothing happens it's fine because since you'll focus on having a good time she'll be up to have another date with you and you'll have another chance of kissing her.

Also be urself :^)

>>18272663
I want to fuck her on our first date. We're going for beers at a jazz concert

>>18272850
Be fun

Don't take her seriously

Treat her like a talking pet dog in a way..

You want to establish you're fun, you're not desperate and you don't post pepe on 4chan.

These are all things you may well be, but you don't bring that to the table on saturday.

Watch Bill Murray in Stripes, be like him.

God speed

>Just act like if she walks away it won't break your heart