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>facial cues
If people look at ya, it's your moment to speak

You seem to know how to keep the convo going since your interested

>Watch for body language, is their body open or just facing towards that particular person?

Pretty much all I got

>>18275621
>And person B just stole it from me.
Can't you keep talking with them if that happens? Also are you a man or a woman?

>>18275639
Can't you read? he said he was a shy guy, you fucking idiot.

Just fucking send her a message saying you wanted to stay in touch, and you should go out for coffee on Saturday.

>unreasonable amount of work
Fuck off OP. I've worked (and still sometimes work if I need extra cash - the managers like me) at McDonald's, it's not an unreasonable amount of work for the pay, it's unskilled and anyone can do it.

To answer your question, just add her on the app and then ask if she wants to stay in touch or something.

You simultaneously need humbling but also some confidence.

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>>18275542
it all just seems so weird because SHE left ME so why is she stalking me now?
am i reading into it too much? friends ive discussed this with are just as confused as me and calling her crazy

i guess what im asking is what was she trying to do showing up like that? i dont get what the point to it is
any questions about relations in this story or anything more in depth ill answer

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also feel it might be worth mentioning

from her twitter and insta showing up on my feed i think it's pretty obvious shes talking to a new guy, even though she "needed time to herself" and i was pretty whatever about all of that until this incident

i dont know im just confused as fuck

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>>18275542
>and i post A LOT and because they dont follow me,
and i post A LOT and because they dont follow me, they had to dig through my twitter to find that shit*

realized i switched my train of though part way through that, i should really proof read shit

>>18275540
post a pic of your face and I'll tell you

>>18275551
Why would appearance matter lol

>>18275581
If you can't answer that question you should add retarded to that list that describes you

>>18275526
Try /r/ or /b/

>>18275526
Uh, if you are a scammer you don't give out your real name.

Its a fake profile genius

When did you have sex with your cousin? Was it more than once?
As in do you think you have experience?

If yes, lie about who you fucked. If you end up in a relationship with said girl and tell her later on down the road, she'll probably think it fucked you up and that's a valid excuse to lie about it.

If no, just say you're a virgin. The lack of experience will likely be obvious, and she'll think you lied about not being a virgin.

Never admit anywhere else but here that you fucked your cousin. Just say you had a one night stand at a party and her name was jessica

>>18275605
I fucked her maybe 5 or 6 times without a condom. I was 16 and she was 19 at the time. I am an 18 year old college sophomore now. I'm pretty inexperienced, quite honestly. I cum too fast and have an insane sex drive.
>>18275612
I'm a terrible liar, though. I'd feel guilty too.

>>18275515
I haven't seen that shit before. But why do you give so much information freely for no reason? That shit bothers me so much. If you suspect a person of being in some cult and those symbols, which aren't even a tiny bit unique, are going around on the internet, then why would you hop onto a computer or use your phone to make a post online with a picture and story that explains why you need to know if anyone has seen these pictures or not? Let's say there's really a cult. You just let them all know that you're onto them. They'll see you as a threat because of this. If I were you, I'd pack up and leave town quickly. Good luck dude, don't be so careless next time!

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Dot worry bro, it's just viking runes, people of them learn this kind of writing because they're bored or want to confuse people, I used to learn the Futurama writing. You family member maybe see this thing and think "it would be such a great idea if I learn this think, people would thing that I'm interesting"

There are a lot of viking runes (old futhark, new futhark, medieval futhark) so you will need to find the perfect ones to match yours

>>18275579
Don't worry dude, let's just say that that one person already fucked up something and others are aware, and also thanks!

Why do you want them to think that way? There's nothing wrong with casual sex. I'm saying this as someone who is abstinent until I find The One. And to answer your question, I came to this conclusion myself. My parents never spoke to me about sex or relationships and I never asked.

>>18275523
there's nothing inherently wrong with it. i just want them to be able to make a conscious and informed decision and not just act upon hormones and then regret it later.

how old were you when you came to that conclusion?

>>18275488
I'm not that way anymore but I was, and it ultimately came from an unhealthy place.

For me, some part of me truly believed that things would definitely be more special if I did meet that right person and that it was worth waiting until I did.

To the end I turned down a number of girls that were obvious quick and easy ways to have a one and done scenario.

However, where it got unhealthy is that I was always shy growing up, and I slowly started to become afraid of establishing an emotional connection with anyone who wasn't "the right one" and extra terrified of doing it and discovering that Idid, but I was wrong and they weren't the right one.

And so I ALSO started to avoid situations with girls that were interested in me that were potentially suitable enough, and I completely lost all nerve when it came to girls that I felt overly attracted to.

I created as wall of repression.

It wasn't until I was 23 where I met the "right one" and it completely fell through when I acted like a total crazy person (spilled my spaghetti as it were) that I realized how dumb I was being.

She was actually the first person of the opposite gender that I ever had any sort of romantic intimacy with. And it was only 1 kiss. One time.

After that though, I kind of had a backlash where I just said fuck it.

So I jumped online, got a date, saw she was in to me and just said fuck it, why not, if she wants to let's find out what this stuff is all about.

It was HORRIBLE. Like it made me feel cheap, empty, and dirty as hell, and it probably left me with a psychological set back when it came to sex. I wasn't able to cum, and I wouldn't be able to for another 4 years later, until I met my first girlfriend (my 4th partner).

It also affirmed what I knew before, that i was the type of person that valued intimate encounters and connections, but I also modified that to not be about finding he right one, but the ones that had at least SOME meaning. Which is the healthier way to think.

Live with her and if she loves you, she'll support you until you find a job.

>>18275477
She chose her career over you. Sucks but thats what modern women want. I think you should break up with her.

>>18275483
She actually tried to convince me that way, but the city is fucked up really bad. I cannot see myself living in that city even if i have a good job. I will be condemned to be poor just because she wants to make a career(to become rich). It just won't work out.

What's double cockblocking?

What's double cockblocking?

whats updog?

Be in an area where there are a lot of single guys and talk to them. Being a girl is playing the dating game on easy mode.

>>18275459
I think most of the guys in my area are unattractive. I dont know what to do. Even at bars it feels like everyones disgusting.

I feel like I may be too ugly to date the guys I want, so I have already decided ro stay single rather than settling for less.

>>18275465
I feel borderline asexual. I dont have a drive for finding someone. I just want most people to get away from me.

You sound pathetic, and most likely are. Jesus Christ man, grow a spine. I pity fuckers like you. Sort your life out, seriously. Don't even worry about girls or relationships yet. Sort. Your. Fucking. Life. Out. And work on your attitude, because quite frankly, it's repulsive and girls will pick up on that.

I'm starting to think these types of posts are satire.

Be good looking and be rich.

Show me a billionaire who isn't getting laid on the reg (by no choice of their own)

>>18275467
>You sound pathetic
yes i am pathetic and i try to get rid of it.

>Sort your life out, seriously
I am trying but there is nobody to help me. I have to do everything by myself.

>Don't even worry about girls or relationships yet.
>yet
i am 21 yo. People start having sex when they are 13 or something. I feel more pathetic then you thing.


nice advice board btw ;)

Read
Coding
Build websites
Make youtube videos
Draw
Sculpt
write a book
build a computer
have an ant farm

thats all i got

>>18275445
make music

Have chronic illness as well.

>Bike
>Read
>Carpentry
>Gaming
>Chores
>Exercise in short times

Pretty much all I got. I get so bored I do chores. I have heart failure btw so I'm very limited to what I do.

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Dude go date someone else before you get frustrated and mistreat the relationship.

>>18275434
I've been considering it, but I really want to try and maintain the relationship. Outside of this one issue, we almost never argue, so I would really like to find some kind of way for us to move past this.

It's not like I'm making demands or shouting at her, for the past two years, I've been just asking if she's been trying to work past it. The last two months, literally all I've asked is to try and stick a finger in for a little bit. I've gotten the answer "I'll try this week," for about four weeks now.

I'm not a woman, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't take a month of preparation to try and stick a finger in your vagina for a few seconds.

>>18275451
You are right that it shouldn't take weeks.

What it really comes down to is that you care more about this than she does and you will be the one left frustrated and angry over this, which will lead to you mistreating her.

If she isn't willing to help satisfy your needs then you must find someone who will. Don't pretend to be nice and stay with her while trying to control her actions.

>>18275426
From this little glimpse what does this tell you? If feels as though I just want to ask, what should I do? Is it possible to find another person to have such an emotional bond with like I have with her? Is what we have special because it makes me cry thinking about losing it? Should I care what happens to her, and my reaction to caring so much - should that be a sign that I should stay? Will I ever be able to get over our relationship because its defined me the last 4 years? If I break up with her and never find that again would it have been worth it? What are the chances are that I'm being emotionally abused and am just attached to this through sex and emotions rather then the reality?

tl;dr been together for 4 years with girl who seems to be not right for me should I break up with her even though we are still very emotionally in love and will I ever find that again. There was more to this but I deleted by accident.

Holy shit I see no upsides to this. Even the sex an't be worth it because at least you can pay a hooker to get laid.

>>18275449
I see the irrationality of it but I can't see my life without her and I feel like there's something special there, we are like really good friends, it feels like something special is that just it a feeling built by emotional and chemical reactions? Oh and I really want to fuck other women, is that just my balls? I'm extremely confused on what to do.