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I've just watched boku no pico, should i end with my life so i stop being a degenerated fuck? 2017-05-15 11:46:56 Post No.18317649
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I've just watched boku no pico, should i end with my life so i stop being a degenerated fuck? 2017-05-15 11:46:56 Post No.18317649
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I've just watched boku no pico, should i end with my life so i stop being a degenerated fuck?
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2017-05-15 11:46:56
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I want this to end. I dont want to be attracted by that shit. I want a normal life or ill end this.
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nobody actually cares
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If you end it, livestream it
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>>18317674
good advice.
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Girlfriend of 5 years broke up and moved out because I was apparently treating her like shit. Convinced her to take me back 2 weeks later, but in the mean time she fucked one of her coworkers. Is this something I should just accept? Can a woman respect a man that takes her back after opening her legs for another man so quickly?
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what actually happened is she wanted to suck his dick for a long time and she needed an excuse to do it
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>>18317607
>Convinced her to take me back
>a man that takes her back
Which one is it, OP? To me it sounds like it was you who begged to get back together, not her. You've lost her respect already.
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>>18317607
Can a man respect himself after convincing a woman who so quickly opened her legs for another man to take him back?
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If you were to pick between an ugly and brown but extremely rich kuwaiti guy or a very cute and handsome but poor guy from bulgaria which would you choose?
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>>18317573
Both. Cuck the poor guy with the rich guy.
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the rich muslim what the fuck
Rich > all
(assuming I am not a financial retard who will squander his money)
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>>18317573
The slav, always.
<3
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i've seen it posted her again and again, so i sometimes went to yourbrainonporn.com.
now i'm worried about my bf because he watches porn/masturbates 1-4x a day.
have i fallen for a scam? if not, how do i get him interested in the subject without him thinking i just want him to not watch porn anymore because i dislike it? i don't really mind it per se, but i don't want this to be harmful to his and our sexuality. which i think is already the cause.
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Are you asexual or why is your bf not using you for sexual relief?
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>>18317560
we have a lot of sex. atleast once a day, usually more, up to 5x.
he just has an insane libido.
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Yes you have. Porn is great. I recommend trying it yourself and making your own judgement before eating up some bs some prudes wrote online. Watching porn together is a very intimate experience and is great for bonding with your partner. Reading ero manga together can be just as fun. Hentai truly brings people together.
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I can't think correctly.... Everything I say and do is for a motive like sex or pity.... Even now I am unable to write this without secretly trying to match some sort of cliche style of writing. I feel like I want to explode 100% of the time yet words just flow out of my mouth and get me what I want .... I can't live on like this, philosophically serving myself and only myself feels disgusting, I can't bear hating myself so much all the time. Nothing I ever say is consistent and nobody cares either.
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>>18317522
So, like, stop it nigger. Go do something nice for someone, go do some volunteer work, stop whining.
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I convince myself in times of stress and rejection that I need to avoid certain people in order to survive. I don't have creativity anymore, I am sapped of energy and feeling all the time.
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>>18317529
I can't... I want to but don't at the same time. I am so afraid of rejection or abandonment that I feel the need to constantly exist to amass and build up on what I have already
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joke in a cover letter?
yay or nay.
I'm horrific at writing cover letters and I need a segue from generic shit to relevant info and I was thinking of something like
'Aside from the usual spiel' and go from there.
Thoughts?
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Lame joke, not funny and not professional. Needs to be one or more. Also isn't "spiel" technically Yiddish?
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>>18317477
So? It has entered common phrase at this point.
Also its for a cleaning job, not some corporate job.
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>>18317476
If it's a quirky job and if you're obviously the best candidate and got tons of others job lined down ... maybe.
Otherwise, nah.
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Seriously what in the fuck am I suppose to do.
No one will ever like me or care about me or love me. And I know someone will respond that no one loves anyone, but we all know that's not true. There are people that other people care about if they live or not. Everyone matters to someone, except me. I'm not one of those people.
So How in the fuck am I suppose to live knowing this, that'll I'll never matter to anyone?
>you don't know
I'm fucking 27 years old and never even hugged a girl, it's blatantly fucking obvious I'm a social reject and should have been aborted.
Any advice accepted.
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when chicks dont come to you, you go the chicks
its a terrible feeling and you have to deal with rejection all the time
but thats just it anon, you gotta keep trying otherwise what you said will stay true
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>no one does or will ever love me, what should I do?
Become someone worth loving, you fucking defeatest. You're right, not everyone deserves love. Some people fucking suck. Do you want to be someone that fucking sucks or someone who's decent? Shit, you don't even need to be great. Very few people are great. Just don't fucking suck.
Whatever you think is holding you back, fix it. That way you won't have to cry on 4chan asking for how to accept that you suck. Don't accept it. Stop sucking.
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>>18317369
I've been rejected for 27 years, I give up on that. Rejection sucks but also it's more just driving me fucking insane. Why keep trying when it literally will never work?
>>18317387
Not how to accept it, how to live with it. Nothing I can do will fix it.
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Guys help me out. There is a girl whom im teaching a prog lang. Weve walked home together a few times and spoken in general. I really like her but she is way out of my league.
Now i want to ask her out but im afraid if she says no it will: one kill me emotionally and two ruin the rest of the lessons (7 weeks twice a week).
To be perfectly honest, im not sure if she shares the same feelings. I could never properly read peoplr. Any advice?
Btw, 25 yo virgin.
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Ask her out at the end.
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>>18317314
Under what corcumstances are you teaching her?
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Don't ask her while you're still teaching her but go for it on the final day.
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hey guys, in a 10 month relationship here, earlier this year i told me gilfriend that i would like to have sex with her on the college grounds, and she seemed cool with it back then, but now i have 1 week left before i have holidays to prepare for exams, so time is running out.
i asked her today in the break, and she said she felt i was pressuring her about it. shes scared of being caught, but we fucking in a fucking playground once and she didnt care back then.
i don't know what happened since she doesnt want to do it anymore, is it normal?
by the way. she goes to a high school just besides my school, and we usually spend breaks together smoking a cigarette or 2, and ive sometimes asked her about it throughout the year, and back then she said another time. and now she just says she doesnt feel like it because shes scared she will get caught.
is it because i am too much of a beta or something, what did i do wrong?
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>>18317272
English is my second language, looking back on my text i see i miss spelled some things. i just wrote this in a hurry because i'm pretty sad about this.
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>>18317272
>shes scared of being caught, but we fucking in a fucking playground once and she didnt care back then.
So she changed her mind. Big fucking whoop. People are allowed to do that.
Personally I think public sex is fucking hot but it's not something that's within everybody's comfort zone and it's totally reasonable if somebody just doesn't want to do it.
>is it because i am too much of a beta or something, what did i do wrong?
You didn't do anything wrong, you just don't have automatic rights to do literally any sex act you might desire with somebody just because you're dating them. You asked your girlfriend to do something sorta risky and adventurous, she said no, accept her answer and move on with your life.
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>>18317341
have you had a similar expereince?
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I need help dealing with this /adv/
My girlfriend who I just recently lost my virginity with (she also lost hers with me too) feels down because she couldn't make me cum when we did it
I think it's because I'm both
1) a frequent masturbater
2) uncircumcised
I didn't really feel anything when I was fucking her either
she's having a breakdown currently about how she's terrible in bed and shit like that
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>1) a frequent masturbater
stop, lay off all the porn, you could be desensitized due to deahgriping your dick
>2) uncircumcised
I don't see how that is relevant
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>>18317200
Is there anyway to reverse that?
I deathgrip my dick and go fast so how long will it take to be normal?
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>>18317197
You should be cuddling her, comforting her and helping her feel better instead of browsing /adv/
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how do you deal with life after 26 and the fact that everything is on the down slope, that your parents are getting older and closer to death, and that if you haven't figured it out by now (career, girlfriend/future wife) that you probably won't ever... realizing you'll never be young and as happy as you once were, and never enjoy those moments again and that life is just a slow crawl till death
all I want in life is to have a wife, a family, and a job that pays okay and doesn't make me want to kill myself, to stay close to my parents as they get older, but I can't have/do any of this because I spent the last 10 years fucking up everything and unfucking is pretty much impossible at this point.
this is seriously heavy and affecting me very hard late at night.
please nobody under 25 respond
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>>18317077
A family friend started a company that ended up being worth over $300 million around age 45. Though it took like 10 years to get to this point. Previously he just owned some bars/restaurants and had a drinking problem. Life does not end at 26.
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>>18317081
Don't bother. He doesn't want advice or reassurance, he wants validation, a pity party and for everyone to tell him that society is the problem and that he's just an innocent victim.
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>>18317081
Well that is inspirational. Thanks for that.
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How do I delude myself into thinking I'm worthy of being loved? The notion of somebody not blood related caring and wanting to make me happy is entirely alien to me.
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>>18317061
You can't. Trust me. See a psychologist.
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You can only let someone love you, if you love yourself. Even a little it's good enough
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>>18317061
fucking terrible shy taste
fuck you commie fuck cat
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Hey guys,
Two nights ago I drank half a bottle of vodka and while I was asleep in my bed I threw up.
Next morning woke up hungover but nothing too bad. However, by late afternoon while I was cleaning my room I started to have strange symptoms. My hands, face and lips especially got very red, dull chest pain, difficulty breathing, feeling confused. I couldn't tell if this was an allergic reaction or anxiety, but I kept envisioning my death for some reason too.
My flatmate gave me paracetamol. After some time I got better but the squeezing sensation in my chest remained. By 2 am that stopped too so I went to sleep, but laying down made my chest hurt again and I couldn't breathe properly. I kept waking up and only slept 3 hours
My chest still hurts.
I'm planning to go to the GP as soon as it opens, but am I fucked or just overreacting? Thanks
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>>18316974
Cardiac issues most likely. See a doctor stat if not a doctor then ER.
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If you think its an emergency then go to the hospital, its why they exist.
If you don't think its an emergency then wait until morning to see your doctor. I'm not there so I can't tell you if its one or the other. Is it life threatening, do you think it will become life threatening before morning? If the answer is yes then go to the hospital.
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I would see a doctor now, sounds pretty bad and alcohol can fuck with the heart. Hope you listen, but even more, I hope I'm wrong.
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I accidentally took 4 Excedrin pills last night. Im 5'4 tall and weigh 150 pounds. Should I be worried, im paranoid about my health.?
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you'll be fine just say hydrated
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>>18316940
what was the dose?
i don't think you have anything to worry about.
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>>18316954
250 mg?
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What are /adv/'s thoughts on dating a friends ex?
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if they're a good friend, and the break up is less than 6 months old, don't do it, because it's sort of dog lmao.
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If it's a good friend then it's off limits.
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>>18316820
Explicitly don't do it. You will likely lose the friend, and if you don't, he/she isn't a friend worth having.