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>do you just press lips together?
no.
>do you have to pucker or anything?
Yes kind of
> tightly closed, or slightly open?
Slightly open

It comes much more natural than you think, boy. And I never noticed how difficult is to explain how to kiss til now.
Usually it's the tongue that messes things up, so you should be fine.

>>18319100
Ignore this fucker. Do not pucker it's the bigges wtf to anyone ever. What is she your mom? Don't ever pucker your lips in a kiss you weird fuck

I have a papule just beneath my bottom lip that really hurts when pressed. What if she hits it when we kiss and I recoil in pain?

>>18318920
Try building it up a lot more, making out, touching her, getting very handsy, eat her out beforehand, or afterward make her cum by eating her out. Just look up about how to do that well. Switch up positions. Spank her, pull hair, and if she likes being choked.

>>18318920
Just ask Tyrone to show you how to do it better. I'm sure your gf will appreciate it as well

>plenty of amateur pornography out on the internet
>asks about sex advices on a virgin-predominant imageboard

Go out and watch some leaked vid, maybe you can pay a few whores to try new things and see where you are failing.

>>18318880
Where in Colorado? 4500 bucks isn't a lot in Denver. Do you have any friends out there? Probably should research the job market out there before moving.

All I've got to say is be confident, don't be afraid to take the first step, and try to make the best out of every situation. If you do that you'll be fine anon

>>18318922
Fort Collins

and yeah, one of my best friends moved out there a couple of months ago with $700 and he's doing well

Time.

Give a few months, relax, cry.

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>>18318839
It takes time. Depending on how much you loved someone, it can takes weeks, months, years, almost a lifetime in some cases.. if the person is around to revive those old feelings somehow.

But if you both keep your distance, and you focus on bettering yourself, it may get better sooner. God knows why this is happening though.

>>18318839
>just broke up with my bf
>first time I've ever been broken up with
>can't eat or function
Shits not adding up, kiddo. You have to be 18 or older to use this site.

>>18318312

Charisma. Which is a combination of confidence, posture, eloquence, intelligence, decent looks and manner of conduct.

>>18318312
Being confident and easy-going

>>18318312
for women being handsome.
For men being actually charismatic

>>18318292
Fuck that. Worry about winning

>>18318292

No worries, you'll look like an asshole just for fighting.

Warn him before the fight and ask him if he really wants to fight. If he doesn't, let him go. That'll seem honorable and attractive to most women. If he, however, really wants that fight, go easy on him and don't hurt him. Use Google to find some ways to make your opponent incapable of moving without actually hurting them too bad. Also, don't hit them or kick them while they're on the ground. Just don't do coward stuff in general. Then I'd also suggest helping them getting back on their feet, just be nice, no matter what they did unless they like fucked your girlfriend or shit. But in that case nobody would give a crap about seeming like an asshole anyway, so good luck.

Btw, a big reason for wanting to quit is that I've been working out since August, and though I've definitely seen gainz(tm) I am growing slower than I should. I also supplement biking for cardio. I've always been pretty in shape, or at least reasonably active. And although now I am significantly stronger, and have way more endurance for biking, I can't help but think how much better I'd be if I quit.

I've heard that even a week off cigs gives some noticeable benefits.

>>18318218
Cheaper yet is getting the 4mg lozenges and breaking them in half, boom 2mg doses at half the price.

But anyway you kind of want to flood your system whilst actively avoiding the thought of lighting up. Avoiding entertaining the thought, that is.

Nicotine replacement isn't magic, you still have to work for it. And if this is only your second attempt then there's a fair chance you won't have picked up enough little aversion tactics - so more words from me won't benefit you as much as you might want.

You have to want to stop, to want to have better breathing, to want to have a fatter wallet. But it's still on you.

>>18318218
While it is maximum fedora, try vaping or ecigs. You'll find out that even though the nicotine is a definite craving, the addiction also has a lot to do with having something in between your fingers during a break. From there you can slowly back down on the nicotine and eventually switch out to flavored liquids.

>>18318204
>Android game
>making money
Wew, lad.

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>>18318204
>post on /g/
>kys after hundreds of logos are designed


Learn some simple programming, it's completely free online. Hire local collage students to intern for a semester(s). Disappear with code and finish the rest yourself. Contact a lawyer, Microsoft steals FOSS code all the time. Profit.

Same with actors just use a local acting troupe or w/e.

Scared money don't make money

>>18318204
This is such mmmm! quality bait.

>>18318073
Diario 3: ¡Hola estudiante! Me llamo anon y yo atiendo [nombre] esquela. Mi favorito lugar en esta ciudad es el [lugar en mi ciudad] porque este lugar tiene café, pasteles, y comida saludable. De el fines de semana va al cine porque puede ver películas y salir tus amigos. Una lugar cuando tu puedes tener divertido tiempo es el [lugar en mi ciudad]. Este lugar contiene restaurantes, actores, una fuente en el parque, y tres teatros. El [nombre de lugar] es viente minutos de la escuela, y porque somos estudiantes, va al museo de arte en [ciudad] se llama el Alto museo del arte. Mis favoritos actividades por mi tiempo libre son ver programas de televisión, hacer ejercicio, y mi mejor favorito actividad es comer. Hay muchos restaurantes en [ciudad] y muchos restaurantes son interculturales. Uno de mis restaurantes favoritos es [nombre del restaurante] porque me encanta comida japonesa y este lugar es tres minutos de mi casa. No hay mucho deportes en nuestra ciudad porque no tengo grande universidades en este locación. ¡Espero que te gusta mi ciudad! ¡Buenos días!

>>18318073
Diario 4: ¡Hola! En escuela yo estudio mucho porque quiero voy a ir a una buena universidad. Muchos tiempos después de esquela, me levante, me duche, me pone, y me afecta mi cara cada mañana. Puedo irme a esquela yo salgo mi casa a las siete y media de la mañana, y me llegue a esquela a las ocho de la mañana. Cada dia en esquela me preocupan de mis notas, pero no es necesario porque me gano A’s y B’s solamente. Cuando tengo un vacacione me olviden mis rutinas diarias y me vuelve tranquilo y sin estrés. Me gusta ir a otras ciudades porque me lleva con un tiempo bueno. Me fija mi familia se vuelven muy ani,o porque no tenemos un rutina de vacaciones. Me acuesta tarde y me levanta tarde porque no tengo muchas responsabilidades cuando me va a un vacaciones. Finalmente me pone ropa muy casual y alegre porque me vuelve muy permisivo de vacaciones. ¡Hasta Luego!

>>18318073
Diario 5: La fiesta miyo es San Fermín de España, y ka festival es similar a carnaval y las fiestas de los calles San Sebastián en Puerto Rico. San Fermín empieza con fuegos artificiales y un encierro con toros. Hay muchos desfiles por San Fermín y actividades por más de una semana. Los actividades más importante son el encierro, la fiesta con desfiles por los gigantes y cabezudos, y la celebración final se llama pobre de mí. Similarmente, las fiestas de los calles en Puerto Rico también están por una semana y las fiestas tienen desfiles y actividades extravagante también. Hay un desfile de cabezudos en Puerto Rico durante de las fiestas, y este es similar como desfiles en San Fermín. Por los dos, la comida y la música son muy alegre y divertido y hay muchas personas están bailando en las calles durante las festivales. Las fiestas son diferencias cuando San Fermín es muy famoso y más de un millón personas celebran, y las fiestas de las calles en Puerto Rico el aumento de personas es más baja del San Fermín. También San Fermín es religioso y tiene muchas fiestas y actividades significa y muy organizar, pero las fiestas de las calles tienen fiestas sin significó y sin tiempos especiales, también las fiestas de las calles son sin religión.

>>18318057
>I'm almost in tears and don't k ow what to do
I'd cheat on a beta male like you also, lol

>>18318057
"a male friend"
If you have a suspicion they are cheating then OK, but whats wrong with her invitinga male friend? Sounds like you are a paranoid beta.

Tell her you dont want that kinda shit. If she breaks it off with you then you saved alot of time.

>>18317992
I'm sorry, 4 people of the same sex?

no, not really. people do stupid things sometimes and if it was only a sexual experience and not one of many indications that they have all fucked up values concerning intimacy, sexuality and loyalty. i wouldn't think too much about it.

>>18317992
Hell no.

I would use that opportunity to set up for a threesome

>>18317975
Holding truth at the top of their hierarchy of virtues.

Respect as an equal, trust, and similar sense of humor are the most important things.

>>18317975
Interesting people with: unique perspectives charisma and intelligence. Also I prefer to have natural chemistry with my friends.

I hate being awkward and searching for something to say. That's an acquaintance, not a friend.

I'm not lonely. I just want to have fun with my friends. If you can't do that, then why even bother.

you better learn languages for other reasons. it's pretentious and cringe af to order food in other languages if the waiters speak yours.

then learn mostly about their food and culture, maybe watch Anthny bourdain, learn what tehy serve and what "i want" means in their language and you are golden.

>>18317924
I've been to many restaurants where the waiters had a poor grasp of English. That's how I like it, I'm a modern, cosmopolitan man in a global city and my table manner in a restaurant should reflect that.

>>18317929
I'll have a look into Mr Bourdain, thanks. I plan to really hone down my skills with local customs. I'd hate to be caught out like that poor sap in Inglorious Basterds.

>>18317872
go look for them in churches/mosques, faggot.

You don't.

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>>18317872
There is only 1 answer, this one: do not show fear, be confident, wear your power about your shoulders like a mantel. Do not waiver, be convicted, act boldly. If you do these things women will adore you. They will line up to throw themselves at your feet. They will fight you, yes, and you remain what I said above, and they will think and do whatever you please. You have been lied to, the truth has been hidden from you, but you can open your eyes now and see it for what it is. Oh, but do t be a total ass. You still have to show sensitivity and stuff, just, at the appropriate time.

It's a lot of bullshit dealing with scum and lowlifes all day.

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>>18317752
>Is it worth the salary?

It's all about the graft, m8

>>18317752
I think it is ok if you
>like beating people
>like helping people
>have some dominance fetish
>like to have sure job for rest of your life
Honestly, if i were dumb (or even more lazy than now so i would fail uni), i would go to police. I live in a country where nobody has guns and the biggest crimes are pickpocketing and stealing bikes.

In usa like country? Only if i were nigger myself.