should i be offended that my boyfriend thinks of his girl best friend (that i don't like) while we have sex to keep him from cumming too quickly?
>>18322537
Wut?
This is a fucking weird one...
Why would he tel you that?
The fact that he would is something that is just too fucking weird for me to evaluate as his thought processes are CLEARLY too fucking abnormal for me to evaluate or understand.
>>18322550
only because i made a joke about it to him along the lines of "if you think of her you'll cum faster" and he actually counter-argued that by saying "i do it so i don't cum" and then began to prove it further
I think that you are insecure about his friendship with this girl and he made a joke which you are taking way too seriously. Chill.
How the fuck do I get stray cats to stay away from my home? My mom fed them before and now they won't fuck off and keep pissig everywhere. Every time I try to kill them they just hide under my porch and they sit at my door and meow. I want them dead. Now.
Poison in food?
>>18322514
call animal control and they'll put out traps and stick them in a shelter instead of killing the cats. grow up kid.
>>18322516
I live in the middle of nowhere
>every time I try to kill them
Jesus how much are they pissing that you would want to kill them?
I just want 4chans opinion on this outfit. and face I guess.
Face: retarded
Outfit: gangsta nigger
You should be on /fit/, skellyboi
Eat more.
>>18322389
Like a dumb horny teen who cant even rotate images or apply proper compression before uploading it.
Buy condoms and date the bitches. Good luck! You arent even fat.
Drugs or alcohol?
>>18322326
the holy bible
>>18322326
This is a stupefyingly dumb question. Please go away and never return.
>>18322326
Drugs?
Like weed, shrooms, molly, xanax, adderall, lsd, cocaine, crack, hash, heroin, oxy, vics, klonopin, peyote, meth or fentanyl?
Apples and oranges. You can't just say drugs
He says that he's curious about gay world and he's downloading grindr... What should I do?
>>18322157
You mean other than having a serious discussion about it?
Laugh at him.
>>18322157
Have a serious talk with him and tell him how you feel. Discuss whatever options you both come up with.
>20 years old
>Don't feel immature
>Just look very young
>Am very reserved and have been so since half-way through High-school when I decided to ditch my childhood friends because of the rapid rate they developed in this world
Is this a bad sign?
How do I know that I'm mature? What is maturity anyway? When I was 18, I couldn't handle working an hourly job. I was incredibly high strung and irritable. I didn't want to accept the course my life was flowing.
What came next that stopped it wasn't maturity, but resignation and acceptance that I'll never have what I want out of this existence.
I've never had a girlfriend before, but I believe that's irrelevant.
My sister told me that I've always been mature from a young age, but I fear that's a sign of stunted development.
just like with oldfags and newfags. The act of bringing it to attention (asking) is the proof that you are not.
Being mature is about not giving a shit if you fall under the category of "mature" in the first place.
>>18322689
>You shouldn't care if you're a fully developed human being
I don't understand this thought process.
>Feels the need to ask others about maturity
>Abandoned your friends
>Cant hold a job
No OP, you are far from it.
>Be 26
>Be in a relationship with this woman for a year now
>Shes smart, pretty, good body, we have the same humour
>sex is sub par
>I cant settle down. Think alot about being single.
What the fuck do I do. On one hand I want to be single and not have a care in the world about pleasing and keeping in touch with another human being 24/7. If that makes sense.
On the other hand I don't wanna give up an awesome girl that I could end up growing old with. Might sound stupid since im "only 26", but I can't help having these feelings.
I know theres other fish in the ocean and everything, but what if this is the one?
I hate myself right now because I broke this girls heart when I told her about this and we are basically done now unless I unfuck this situation.
If you don't want to commit to her fully then don't. Doesn't make you a bad person. Good on you that you actually told her how you feel instead of suffering in that situation and wasting both of your time.
But, I guess, think carefully if you really don't want to be with her, since most people will just move on and find someone else if faced with that situation, I doubt she'll wait for you. Two people with the same desire to just chill and maybe get serious later in life could just stay as friends and keep it lowkey, but it seems you two want very different things. So this is probably the time to either commit to this one person, or say nah, and do what you want to right now, and move the regrets for later. You might regret either decision, either now or later, so just pick your poison and hope you get lucky and happen to choose the better option. No way of knowing what either option might bring. You could break up and have fun and then later when you feel like settling down meet the perfect girl. Or, you could end up alone and never find anyone. On the other hand if you stay with her you might later in life realize it's not really right after all and have wasted all those years in a relationship that wasn't going anywhere instead of having been free. Or you could be happy until old age and be glad you stayed. Impossible to know.
>>18321966
Just call her, tell her you realised by "broking with her" that you are unable to live with her anymore and ask her if she can give you second chance.
Time and speed is an essence here. Do it asap and promise her you will be better partner second time.
Worth a try.
>>18322057
*without
Lol stupid english.
Hey /adv/,
I've recently made a decision to turn my life around and to focus on losing the fat I was too lazy to get rid of all my life. My gym instructor recommended me to try a low carb diet. Low carb breakfasts and dinners are a cakewalk, the problem is: I have no fucking clue what to eat for lunch. I've eaten bread for lunch all my life. Sure i can bake an egg or cook an egg with some veggies but that just won't fill me up for shit. I'm also still in college, so I need something which I could prepare in the morning and don't need to heat up.
Any ideas?
Thanks in advance
you ate vold, so stay with that.
i really like making elaborated salads that replace a whole meal. put in some veggies like shredded carrots, tomatoes, cucumbers, avocado, fennel, green leafy stuff. then add some protein like chicken breast, tuna in water, cottage cheese, boiled eggs and so on.
keep the dressing light. just use vinegar, oil, salt and pepper.
if you are still hungry after that, try to add in lentils or chickpeas or something.
other stuff i really like to put in my salads are seeds/nuts, spring onions, fresh herbs, olives, mushrooms. the possibilities are endless and you'll be surprised at how filling those can be.
>>18321810
>Sure i can bake an egg or cook an egg with some veggies but that just won't fill me up for shit
Part of losing weight means you are going to be hungry at times.
First and foremost, you need to calculatr your TDEE. This will tell you how many calories your body needs to stay your current weight at your current age/sex/activity level.
Then, subtract between 250 and 500 calories from that. That is the maximum amount of calories you can eat per day and lose weight.
Eggs and veggies are good. Make a salad (don't smother it in fatty/oily dressing either) for lunch.
Also, if you google "low carb diet recipes" the internet has a wealth of information.
Good luck man
You can get spinach wraps, lettuce wraps, a salad with meat or nuts, or homemade tacos.
Where do I go from here? I'm lost.
no contact
>>18321807
I don't think you can no contact someone that you messaged out of the blue. I'm seriously trying to meet someone but all these games are too difficult
I was thinking "how about coffee instead?" Insert time and date
I always wonder this. I don't think I have ever experienced the feeling of a woman actually liking you back and wanting to be around you.
I have been in many situations of unrequited feelings. So much that I wonder if I am human because I have never been lucky enough for a woman to say back to me "I like you"
Like right now, I am wondering if I should text the last woman I went out with 1 month ago again. I have texted her 4 times over the month and no response. Why do I get so unlucky?
I am 27 and just want to experience what others have been experiencing for years.
>>18321704
I've only had 2 girlfriends in my life, and a few try to get with me before I turned them down. The thing is, none of them seemed to have their shit together, so it ended badly anyway. I honestly don't think it's worth dating until you figure out how to live mostly-happily alone, and then meet a girl who does too.
>>18321704
it feels pretty good when a girl puts her head on your chest and rubs up next to you and says "i'm happy" i wont lie.
but it's really not worth all the bullshit you have to put up with to get to that point, not even close.
It's better if you don't have a girlfriend, or a woman that likes you in your life. They're just a money and time sink, and their feelings can change so fast.Some times even your feelings change.
At least that's my opinion on it.
>>18321704
without writing a book here, women are incapable of love, they are very good at imitating it though. its just a biological thing. dont freak out about it.
I have anxiety and BPD, today I hit someone and couldnt controll it and had no intention of doing it.
today at school I was doing "break duty" where you have to just make sure people arent doing anything bad/stupid etc and this group of idiots 2 years younger than me were turning this big hoover on and I was telling them to stop and that theyre not allowed but they kept doing it thinking they were funny, I was so so so anxious and i felt like i was outer body and vibrating, all I could manage to do was call them sad idiots etc and push them out of the way, when they were al leaving at the end of break one turned it back on and I punched him, I dont even remember the actual punch and I had no intent of punching him and didnt want to, my arm jsut did it and then he tried to grab me by the throat but I just pushed him off and left
Am I accountable for this? I think he deseved it yet I feel guilty. Im also worried ill get in shit lol
>>18321697
yes, you are totally responsible
>>18321697
The only thing you did wrong was not following it up with a proper beat down.
>>18321740
lol
How do I spend less?
I'm am very irresponsible with my finances. If I have more money, I spend more of it, too.
Please help, I know my life would be better if I spent less.
You can buy the things you want, but invest some more time in bargain hunting. Make a list of the stuff you'd prefer not to do without and find out where you can buy it dirt cheap. If you're willing to shop at shart mart, they have free delivery under $35 and their online selection is way better than the store's. Find a cheap produce place if you can instead of buying grocery store veggies, and get canned shit/junky shit at Aldi or some place like that, so you only buy meat and cheese at the supermarket. Go to flea markets and shit like that for impulse buys if you absolutely need to make them.
make a savings account and deposit 10% of your income monthly. It's harder to jump to the wallet when you have a separate account.
Also make lists of everything you need and buy it upfront. That way you know the rest of the money is all you have.
>>18321688
Ask yourself these two simple questions before you buy:
1. Do I need this (as in an essential need)?
2. Do I deserve this?
This is what I do. Because of this, I have had just over 3K sitting in my savings account for just over a year now.
It really comes down to self discipline.
>Been staying in a 5 star hotel in india for 1 month (business trip)
> Still have 1 month to go
> The cleaning guy started leaving me notes with smiley faces and small gifts
> On the weekends he always "cleans" the room when I'm inside
> He's generally creepy as fuck
> The rest of the staff is also creepy as fuck
Call me paranoid but I'm super scared someone put hidden cameras in my room. How do I check for those? Where do I look?
>>18321667
What do the notes say
>>18321667
>1 month (business trip)
>Still have 1 month to go
So all this happened in a day? They're creepy because they're Indian hospitality workers. He cleans the room because it's his job. You want a dirty room in a 5 star hotel? Fug.
cams can be put in a lot of things. Smoke detectors, vents, tv stands, lamps, etc. The possibilities are endless with a small enough cam
Ok, how this should look? i think i have problem with my eyebrows, i know its better than was tho
>>18321574
Eyebrows? Cut your hair you massive faggot
Grow some facial hair with those locks, it'll look really good
Long hair is pretty manly if you pair it well
I will never fucking stand why any male over the age of 16 would ever grow their hair out to this length
You look like a fag, cut it
My bf cheated on me because we were on a break.
So recently we have been fighting a lot, so I suggested through text that we have a break in which we can meet new people and explore activities. I also gave him the option to have sex with others, but letting him know that we will still be together afterwards. I only allowed that option because he seemed unhappy to be with me. He agrees on the break and decides to start the break early. A few hours later, he ends up receiving oral from a stranger because he was feeling insecure and horny. On the same day, I ended up meeting with him and told him that I couldn't accept him having sex with others. By then it was too late for me to stop him. He ends up confessing what he has done and feels bad about it. I don't know who was right or wrong, but he mentioned that I shouldn't have allowed it in the first place and that I should have been overprotective of him. On the other hand, I didn't even know he was feeling insecure and I couldn't prevent anything because I was an hour away. Honestly, I just wanted him to be happy. So should I forgive him what he has done or move on?
He doesn't really love you, and you are not very bright.
>>18321445
You ripped out the happy blanket of loyalty from underneath him, made him think you're initiating a break (and specifically mentioning he could have sex, which probably made him think you were about to have a train ran on you) and now you're saying he cheated when one of his female friends came and comforted him and sucked him off? Maybe you don't deserve him, pray he decides to stay with you, but I think he's better off with a living, caring girlfriend who doesn't pull your variety of shit. You don't even deserve that cutesy cup of juice picture in your OP.
>>18321445
Reading this was very confusing. It's like your genders are reversed.