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I have a happy relationship with my boyfriend for 4 moths now. (Actually today is the 4th month anniversary.) I feel like I have know him for years and we get along perfect. I have never thought that I would think anything serious with anyone at all, and it seems ridiculous to me how much we are in love. And whenever I think about these topics, just like reading my mind he tells me the exact things that is passing through my mind at that moment. TL DR; everything is perfect for now.
However, yesterday I got really sick. I have pattern of getting UTIs and I don't want to bother you with cumbersome details but basically i feel cold and in pain all the time and have an urgent feeling to go to the bathroom.
Btw, my bf stays with me at my dorm at weekdays, since campus is far away from the city, where he actually lives. And yesterday we were in the library together when I got sick. I went back to my (sort of our) room. And I know that he had to work and I should totally should be able to take care of myself but he didn't even stop by my room to check upon me and showed up at 6 am from library. Then today he was playing with a lighter to burn some excess fibery strands (sorry for my shitty English) from my socks and all of a sudden my socks burned into flames. He panicked, and stopped the flames and it totally didn't happen as dramatic as it sounds, I was not hurt at all, I didn't even feel warm. Then when I was joking around telling him that he set me on fire, he told me I was exaggerating in a really serious way, which was totally weird. And he is usually the type of guy who runs around to help his friends and always really concerned about people and their condition so I don't understand why he doesn't care about my illness at all or he thinks it is normal to set someone on fire.
SO TL DR2; my boyfriend is an attentive nice guy, who always cares for his friend and family, but totally ignores my illness and didn't even apologize for setting me on fire
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I've never heard of someone burning loose string while someone's wearing the fucking clothes. What.
As for your illness, if he knows you get sick fairly often, it's probably something he's just adjusted to. He can't always dote on you if you're getting sick so often that it's something you had to explain to us.
The only advice I have is to take your fucking socks off next time he's burning loose strings. And maybe invest in a pair of scissors.
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>>18321307
Stop. Bitching.
You should be sucking his cock just for putting up with your bullshit.
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Improve communication (particularly about this, since its upsetting you) and consider incorporating fire into your sex life
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>be me, 19 year old Jehovah's witness who stays because i don't want to lose my family
>cute, tall girl at congregation. Never work up the guts to talk to her 1on1 but she's came and talked to my family before
>Friend works with her dad and says he's neurotic and angry all the time
>I worked with him once and he seemed pretty cool
>Send her follow request on normiegram
>Wait one week, eventually cancel request
>Friend says her dad likely made her deny it
How do I play this anons? Anyone been in a similar situation?
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I'm the cuck in the screencap. AMA.
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No ive never been in a cult that sounds awful. Ive been unsure of how to approach a girl before though.
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actually dude, im impressed you went that far for her. DESU, I'd say just keep getting gains, get huge and then see if you see her 10/10 she'll probably regret.
You should've told her the only reason you joined up was because of her, and that you're not actually a beta cuck tho.
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Hey anons, I'm writing this here since I don't know where else I could get advice...
I've been in a relationship for about a year now, and it's been a nice, he was always really affectionate etc...Since a few days he started seeing some girl, theyve been meeting every day since saturday. I'm not the jealous type and thought nothing of it at the beginning, always wished them a fun time but almost the whole time I had a really weird feeling, I feel nauseous every time he speaks about her and can't stop crying when I'm on my own.. He told me she has a bf but I accidentally saw her facebook page while he was looking at his phone, and she already has a profile picture with him in it.They text every day too alot. Should I worry about something like this? I trust my boyfriend but I know how women are.. (she is really pretty too) I just feel like this is making me sick, my heart races constantly, cant eat and my palms sweat. Dont know what to do, if I'm going crazy or if it's normal to do that after like 4meetings..
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Good old fashioned paranoia. You don't trust your boyfriend, or you don't trust the girl.
talk to your boyfriend and ask him to not spend any time with her because you don't like them being so close. He can either respect your wishes and all is well, or say no and you know that something's up.
simple as that. 99% of the time in situations like this, it's your paranoia messing with you, though. Losing sleep over it is some mental gymnastics though, you literally have no control over it until you take some, why are you crying?
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>>18321189
As a matter of fact, I wouldn't stop seeing a friend just because my partner wants me to. Friendship is something special, just like romantic relationships are something special. Neither should be broken up because someone else tells you to.
Though I do agree that OP should talk to her bf.
>>18321170
Just tell him how you feel and why you're feeling that way. That alone might help you overcome your feelings.
Can't tell you if it's normal after just four meetings, but maybe they just clicked. I get that it sounds intimidating, but it most likely is just in your head.
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Friendship, out of the blue, between two heterosexual persons of different gender doesn't exist, and I know there are plenty of actual mentally ill people that believe it's possible, or they're too stupid to know otherwise, but there you have it.
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Step-sis being a bitch 2017-05-16 01:13:30 Post No.18321132
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Why does my little step sister want me to constantly look at good looking Youtubers/Viners whatever bullshit 14 year olds follow these days on social media?
From time to time she'll come to me and be like "You gotta watch this random Youtuber's video", when I tell her I'm not interested in this shit, she responds with "Well just look at the guy then, he's 19 and looks older than you."
This shit frustrates me because she's not doing this because she thinks I might be gay (she knows for a fact I'm not) but there is something else in play.
Also my step-sister is very pretty, while I barely scratch the "average" zone, and her constant need to want to force me to see some handsome dudes is very irritating.
What is her subconsciousness trying to tell me?
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Maybe she's just trying to find some common ground so it's not like a stranger is living in her house with her. Youtubers/vine/twitter celebrities and all that dumb shit is just the replacement for TV shows, magazines, and radio broadcasts.
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Could've been worse, anon.
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>>18321132
for fucks sake
she just discovers her sexuality and informs you about her interests in men.
Because she doesn't know what to do with her arousal and all those thoughts
are you really too retarded to see it?
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Please explain to me Minions 2017-05-16 12:38:59 Post No.18321031
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Please explain to me Minions
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People keep comparing minions to the spinner thing, top 40...but it's not like those things. The minions were interesting as little goons, but the fact they are still making movies and plastering them up on Facebook and balloons at the grocery store makes me feel like I'm living on another planet. I saw a trailer for the new movie, and one was doing a sort of vocal performance that corny people like Presbytarians and Jews go to see, and it was honestly disturbing. I don't get it. How do people find these things cute, show them to their kids, and become attached to them? Please explain it to me!
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Like Pokemon but with less flavors.
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>>18321036
Pretty much. It's a little yellow round thing with bubble eyes and a smile. Same reason why Smiley's turned into emotes and then, "the emoji movie". People are running out of good ideas and just steal aspects from ones that have worked in an attempt to keep the entertainment addiction fed.
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>>18321036
>"like Pokemon"
Ive put a few thousand hours into pokemon as a kid. Try explaining another way, if you can.
I think you would maybe need to like them yourself to relate to this absurdity
>emoji movie
Emojis are fun and useful
>cute little guys
They're mildly visually disturbing
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First one to answer the correct reason why this occurs in Windows 10 wins a cookie.
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>>18320758
>using a PC
>not using a mac
Have fun getting viruses while I never have to worry about them.
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>>18320763
you are a twinkle-toed fairy banana rammer
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>>18320763
>macs
americans never cease to amuse
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Hell if this'll result in anything useful but I can at least vent here for a moment.
I'm in a bad situation mentally and financially. I got two BS degrees, math & astrophysics, but couldn't get into the grad program because of lack of funding for the department, my lack of practical experience and mediocre GRE scores, or both. I couldn't find a job either because of being in a poor town and having no job experience, at most got a sort of freelance job doing oddjobs like weeding and cleaning for someone who is a real hardass. Was doing this for a year, hating that all my efforts and goals amounted to jack shit as I was doing manual labor, and with such inconsistent hours that I could never rely on it.
Fast forward about a year and low and behold the state government is screwing over the school by cutting funding because there's not enough women who want to do science. In turn the school cuts off "soft research funding" to the affiliated research groups around which are private sector but are fucked over by needing to share HR with the school and having all money funneled through the broken payroll the school has never fixed. My fiance works for one of these places which set the hours and pay to match her graduate tuition and living expenses. payroll forced them to cut everyone's hours suddenly despite contracts because of workers compensation requirements like 10 months ago. They forced them to be cut again a few months ago. Then they cut her wages in half. Now she's being forced to quit within two months, and we're at risk of not being able to afford rent, let alone her tuition. Also she can't become a part time student for financial reasons for some fucking reason because of how broken the admin offices are here and she was just barely able to get a TA position for this coming semester and no guarantee for anything after that. In case it's not clear she's the breadwinner and I'm the deadbeat.
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When this shit started I dropped everything to get a new license to try to get a job outside of town (The school and every fucking landlord here screw people over by not providing proof of residency so my out of state license expired) which will be a minimum 2 hour commute daily in bum fuck nowhere. I haven't even done yardwork for the guy in 2 months because I put everything on hold to fix shit and have done nothing for the past month because working for him is hellishly stressful. My fiance has been excessively supportive and let me do this and encouraged me to try to make money off of my hobbies of making things. Now it turns out she went to apply for a second job in town while I'm legitimately a deadbeat.
I've no fucking clue what to do. I hate not having a job but job hunting gives me anxiety and there's almost nothing I qualify for because a degree, even two, mean jack shit even if they're STEM. I don't know if I should make an online store front for my wood working and tabletop crafts, crawl back to that asshole or suck it up and try to commute to a dead end job 80 miles away. I feel like I've wasted 5 years working for my degrees, to study the things I've wanted my whole life only to have every door closed in front of me. Then wasted a year doing fucking yardwork. Now because of fucking gender quotas for woman my fiance, who is a woman, is losing her job and risks losing any chance of continuing her graduate program and we risk losing our apartment. Oh and despite the funding cuts the school is building a 4th new fucking building that costs 2.7 million fucking dollars that'l be payed for with more tuition increases.
I was the top ranked student in the physics department my junior year (at least) and I can't further my education, get a job in my field and have been pulling weeds as others around me make enough money to not worry about anything. might be homeless in a few months. making me think we should hold off on our court house marriage.
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so does /adv/ have advice? opinions? fuck it talk about whatever, I've had my hissy fit here now, it's all I can expect really. i hate this country and this town.
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>>18320752
You and your fiance should move home if you can, or get roommates or something. Those are easy ways to save money and cut down on living costs.
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Is this incest?
Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.
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>#18320690
Bait?
Almost got a (You).
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>>18320690
It's no incest, don't worry about that. It's technically abuse, I'm sure you get it though.
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>>18320690
Incest yes, wincest no.
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is there value in escorts? 2017-05-16 08:20:53 Post No.18320645
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is there value in escorts?
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26 years old and haven't been laid since I was 21. Is getting an escort worth it?
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Nothing will change after you shoot that vanilla pudding into that rubber. You will realize what you did and feel worthless. However, it's up to you to decide whether embarking on that journey holds any value. I can honestly say that losing your virginity isn't the magical and important moment you think it will be. It's uneventful for most and disappointing.
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>>18320652
do it bro everyone have a right to have sex its a need it must be done if you can do it
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>>18320652
Not OP but I already feel worthless. What's left to lose? I am an objectively ugly unattractive man. I just want to fuck an attractive woman once in my life (maybe twice if she lets me). The stigma associated with hiring a whore is still too much for me to bear though...
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Anybody else here aged 25 or older and in a way worse position than you ever imagined you'd be in?
Economically, career-wise, romantic, whatever.
I honestly feel like suicide is inevitable at this point. It's a strange mental phenomena. It's like I've trapped myself in a corner and the only way out is to an hero, either now or when my resolve finally gives out.
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>>18320591
if you wish to feel better live if not die
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24, almost 25 here.
I can assure you, short of being a homeless schizo, i am literaly at the bottom of the socio economic ladder.
The slope is steep. But i am going to make it. You're most likely better off than me anyway
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I don't think I ever really imagined anything about my future, I never had so much passion or ambition... My life's just kind of coasting along, it's not bad enough for me to feel any pressure, not good enough for me to really give a shit
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Bf ignoring for videogames 2017-05-16 07:07:32 Post No.18320472
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Bf ignoring for videogames
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My boyfriend has been ignoring me progressively the past few weeks to play videogames with my brother. I've never had this issue with a guy, since I myself am an avid player, so I'm really confused. He doesn't want to play anything with me, and constantly cuts our dates short to go play with him, or doesn't even want to see me so he can play some games. I'm really confused as to the angry feelings it's giving me because I've never had this experience. What do?
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>bf plays vidya
Dump him and find a grown ass man.
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tell him hes ignoring you a bit too much
your brother is probably way more fun to play with, unfortunately
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You are his and your brother's beard. When they say video games they mean man on man oral sex.
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A few months ago I got to know this super nice girl. I realized pretty quickly that she was and still is heavily into me. She texted me every day, still does. I tried to cut off contact with her a few times, in hopes she would realize that I don't see her that way. I just liked her as a friend but eventually I started to see her differently too. So I asked her out. I was excited to see her again
After not having seen her for 3 months, we went for a 2 hour long walk last Friday. It was nice. But it completely crushed me when I saw her again because she gained a whole lot of weight. We have so much in common, she is so nice, I like her a lot. She asked me if we want to cook together at her place some time and I was like yeah sure sounds fun. But now I am scared because I know she probably expects something more but my romantic attraction for her isn't there anymore. At this point she's just a friend for me again. I can't see myself getting physical with her. And I feel so bad for it. Am I a bad shallow person? I really don't want to hurt her feelings. I thought going through with it anyway out of pity for her, but I am not sure if I can. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
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>>18320408
It's not your fault. You like her as a person, as a friend. That's certain. And you're not attracted to heavier girls, that's normal and not necessarily a bad thing. Just treat her like a normal friend and don't give off vibes like you're going to reciprocate romantically. Friendzone that chubs!
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More input would be greatly appreciated.
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>>18320408
>Am I a bad shallow person?
No
>What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Tell her you don't find her sexually attractive. Might be painful but it's the only thing you really can do.
Calm down. Life goes on whatever you do. Do whatever seems best at the moment and things work themselfs out.
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Erectile dysfunction advice wanted.
I can't satisfy my wife bc I lose my erection to fast once we start to have sex. I love this woman and she loves me, I just wanna be able to give her what she needs without any of the anxiety or drama. Any ED sufferers out there with stories/advice? Also I'm 28yrs old, is that a normal age to have ED symptoms?
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>>18320355
she just wants the BBC, cuck.
ps: see a doctor
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>>18320363
She suspects I have a problem but I don't believe she would cheat bc of it...At least I hope not. Anyways, doctor, then what? Pills and boom Im cured? I've never taken Viagra or anything like that before.
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>>18320382
Listed in order of effectiveness:
Don't smoke if you do, do cardio to improve your blood flow/circulation as well as lose weight, improve your diet, look into certain supplements (L-arginine and L-citrulline), do Kegels
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is it normal for an 18 year old like me to have low sex drive? I only masturbate out of boredom nowadays. Heck whenever I get a bone around my girlfriend or porn, sometimes I don't feel hormones like I used to
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>>18320193
bump what do I do about my sex drive is there anything wrong with me, I haven't jerked since Thursday
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>>18320193
bump im the same age and think about sex like once a day
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>>18320193
If you are able to pop boner without thinking, then you are within tolerance.
Typically you want to
>be not fat
>do some cardio sport like swimming / running
>avoid legal and illegal drugs
>take multivitamin
>have balanced diet
Sign of being healthy male is to wake up with boners. That is your main indicator that all is ok. And of course ability to pop boners when you need / want.
If you want to experience of being horny, try to not fap for like 14 days and you will see what will happen.
It is hard to be horny when you cum 1+ per day. Try to abstain a little. And start doinh some sport.
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I bet it's cancer
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That's an ingrown hair
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>>18320171
Nope, just a small inflammation due to a deposit of pus under the skin
I had the same thing, hurts like a motherfucker to pop it
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>>18320180
That's what I get for shaving pubes dry