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I have finally left my wife.

But I can't stop thinking about her.

Her old self I mean, not the bitch that she had turned into.

Do I go back and hope this is just a phase or do women change permanently at around the age of 35?

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>Be Me

>Have Friend Who Wants To Have Sex With Me

>Can't go to either house (families are always their)

>Too Poor for Motel

Where is an alternative place to have quiet sex?

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So, before I green text, here's some info:
I'm 18, look much younger (some say I look 12-15)
I think I'm what 4chan considers a pedo (fap to loli, cum hardest from it)
Anyways, here it is:
>At my volunteer fire company
>Just back from call, another was dispatched while I was returning to station
>Go into the rec room, see qt3.14
>Start talking to her, she's adorbs
>Turns out I know her mom; she taught a CrossFit class I went to; cool.
>Goes on to say that her Grandpa brought here there.
>Grandpa
>Quickly ask her how old she is, she says 10
>Oshit.png
>Try to play off, by asking grade, etc.
>Her Gramps comes back, and leaves with her
>TFW I notice myself unintentionally looking at her while she's walking away
I've already talked to my therapist about this shit. She says that fapping to loli is ok, as long as it keeps me away from 3D. Then this shit happens.
Wat do

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I'm in a 2 year old relationship but I have sex with other men on the side. I love coming home to my boyfriend and telling him in the eye I love him even though I'm having sex with other guys on the side.It's fun knowing they're completely oblivious. What I want to know is does anyone else do this?

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>start a tinder a couple weeks ago
>first match that messages me back is a qt nerdy girl
>we text for a while, nothing too deep but she seems nice
>decide to meet up for coffee
>meet her last weekend, she's even cuter irl
>date goes pretty well, a few awkward silences but overall she seems nice, smart, and cool and seems to like me too
>(should note that I've never really been on a date before so I don't know a good one from a bad one)
>after about 2 1/2 hours she has to go
>we agree to meet again next weekend

I'm getting kinda nervous here. She's got some serious gf potential. How do I not fuck this up?

My plan is to get a little more physical on the second date. I was comfortable talking to her but I'm pretty autistic about physical contact so outside of a hug when we met and when we departed but other than that I didn't touch her. But, if she's the type of girl I think she is, (the type I want) then this was the right way to go.

What's a good amount of physical contact for the second date? I'll definitely hold her hand, but what else is acceptable?

Should I kiss her? How should I kiss her? It won't be my first kiss. but it will be my first "romantic" kiss. How do I do it?

Also, I've got a date with another girl scheduled for Saturday night. She seems ok, but not as good as girl #1. Should I still go on that or cancel?

Sorry If any of these questions seem stupid or obvious but this whole world of dating is pretty fucking new to me. I really don't know what I'm doing.

>pic unrelated

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So as I finish off my last couple days of high school, I went to lunch today with my normal group of people. One of these people is a girl in the grade below me. She's pretty attractive, but I quickly learned that she likes to have a lot of sex, with a lot of people. Today, her friend asked her a question that I didn't hear, and she started listing off a couple of guys, starting with my name.

I asked her what she was saying my name for, and she and her friend just giggled. Eventually, she said it was the list of people she wants to fuck. I smirked and just browsed my phone, too confused on how to handle the situation.

For a while now I've been considering talking to her for that type of stuff, but I'm fighting an internal conflict. On one hand, I want to have sex to figure out if I'm really missing that much. But on the other hand, I don't want to risk pregnancy, STD's, etc. Especially since this girl sleeps around (to be frank), I'm kinda intimidated.

Is sex all that great? Am I missing out on a lot? Are there very few risks, as long as I use condoms?

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So there's a girl at my school who I've gone to school with for a couple years now. She used to talk to me very little but this year she's talked to me a lot more and done just strange things. First she'll do things almost weekly that seem like excuses to touch me. (Ex. Touching my arm and asking if her hands are cold, telling me to feel how soft her hair is, etc.). Also I went to this wrestling match thing (teacher is coach and we got extra credit for going) and she sat between me and a friend (F), she was almost leaning on me and was in a picture we took to show our teacher we went. On top of all that though, sometimes she'll ignore me or be rude to me for seemingly no reason. Any help, I'm terrible with people.

Also forgot to mention she's a pretty quiet girl, so that might be a reason for something? (Idfk)

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>f/23
>work from home in the family company
>all high school friends moved away and got boyfriends/husbands
>i work and play videogames, travel sometimes
>zero friends

how do i make female friends? ive always wanted a solid group of female friends i can just be real with

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I'm 22 /m
>recently started balding
>mostly on my right side which is awkward since my other one looks fine. Can't forget about it and always become self aware
>when my hair gets greasy I look like I've 40% less hair and it bothers me, looks like I'm bald already...
>when my hair is clean it looks fine but it only stays clean for a couple of hours
>any ideas why my hair gets so greasy so fast? I can shower in the morning, sit at my pc all day and not move and I'll still have super greasy hair by like 9:00pm... noone I know has that problem, I feel like I'm the ugliest asshole there is because of that, like I'm the ugly friend of the group (which I most likely am)
>would shave hair but I'll look weird + can't grow a beard and I have a weirdly shaped body so it'll only add insult to injury as if I didn't hate myself enough
>also, the skin on my face gets dry really fast and leaves this white shit all over like dead skin, except I can scrub it off, wash my face, wait until dry and get it back again until I use a moisturizer
>speaking of which, I get allergic reactions from using the same moisturizer for too long, what do I do then?
>why am I so fucked up?
anything to make my hair less greasy? and prevent hair loss? I used like 5 different shampoos now and none of them work, can't figure it out and its killing me... also what do I do about my face?

Please someone help, I woke up early this morning thinking about how pathetic and ugly I am and I felt so shit I wanted all of it to end...wish I was normal, like other people

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>be me
>have 9/10 looks, Greek god style
>have eczema
>when skin is clear, I live life well, date beautiful girls, and am motivated to achieve personal goals
>when skin is inflamed, my confidence is obliterated and I am transformed into a shut-in / hikikomori with a perma-virgin mindset

Why do I live such a dual existence? I'd rather be a 100% shut-in than this weird 50/50 type deal that I've been handed. It's like life is teasing me a happy, exciting life that I'll never be able to fully have because of this stupid, unpredictable disease.

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I was never good with homework and organising things or time.

I know I can do it, and I do realise I'm my own obstacle, I just think the way I approach my problem is wrong.

How do I successfully get shit done? Should I take a nap when I come home from school? Should I take long breaks? Should I reward myself? How do I motivate myself to get shit done for school so I can have enough time to do things I actually enjoy doing?

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There's a situation going on. It's 00:30 AM.

My neighbour (also a co-worker and a former middle-school aquaintance) is drunk as shit and doing his standard dumbass dramaqueen drunk shit, breaking and throwing things around.

His girlfriend is there, and she's got some kind of an anxiety disorder that he doesn't know how to respect because he's a fucking moron. He smashed his window so she came knocking at mine, asking me to talk sense to him.

The situation turned out to be as I described it. I offered to get her a ride home but she declined, and after they both reassured me that everything's fine now, I went back to my own place.

I can still hear that they're awake and talking and not with happy voices.

Would it be shitty of me to call the cops on them despite of knowing that the situation most likely isn't serious? He's got a previous criminal record for being an idiot, and getting the police involved could get him in deep shit for some time.

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I was just hired, and they asked my race. I am white passing, but half East Asian. I told them I was white. Is this wrong? I don't have contact with my East Asian family anymore. I'm incredibly pale. Could I get in trouble for this?

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My friends set me up on a date with this shy fat asian girl. She was absolutely adorable, and awkward, and funny, and cute, and very clumsy and just wonderful to be around. I am thinking of asking her out on a second date, but another friend of mine tells me that some of the stuff that happened on the date were red flags and I fall for any woman who shows a little bit of interest.
>I was told she would wear a ribbon in her hair, she was wearing high pigtails with ribbons.
>She is pretty much Blind, but still drives.
>She ate a very large double cheeseburger and 3 baskets of steak fries.
>She made me split the check, and insisted she paid for her meal and half the tip.
>She knocked over her water 4 times, and really just seems to not have good body awareness, bumping into people and things a lot.
>She breathes heavily
>When I suggested we go to the movies she said "That sounds awful and gay as shit."
>She has a couple of fake teeth from when someone hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
>We went to a comic book store, where we spent time thumbing through a bunch of clearance comics.
>We then went to a video game store where we thumbed through clearance computer games.
>We went to the apartment complex she lives in and hung out by the pool looking up youtube videos on her phone. In her recommended videos there was a lot of political stuff, John Oliver, Bill Maher, shit like that.
>We went to her place, where all over the walls were posters of action movies, her roommate another fat asian girl with a lazy eye, was pantless eating spaghetti o's from a dog bowl using a wooden spoon.
>My date flips it to Rick and Morty and the three of us watched TV and talked about shit, also they threw quotes from old movies back and forth... mostly Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes.
>hung out for hours, before it became dinner time.
Theres still more...

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How do I let a girl know I like her when I first start talking to her to avoid the friendzone?