Broken dick?

Why were you scared to talk to a dictionary?

>>18373556
You need to get some help, start with a simple dictionary. I doubt insurance will pay for it but it won't cost that much.

>>18373556
dont worry op this is perfectly normal, as you mature through your later teenaged years the curvature of the penile shaft changes in according to hormonal balances. For example a normal heterosexual mans penis tends to curve upwards because growth is stimulated more in bottom half if the shaft, non straight orientations tend to produce a straight shaft. Very rarely the opposite happens, and downward curving shaft happens. No one is quite sure why this happens but some studies have suggested it better facilitates penetrating oneself in the anus, you may be a faggot op.

>>18373556
I think I'm having a stroke

Not OP but my dick is curved horizontally. Should I just kill myself now?

>>18373651
Did you know that you can aim your dick by hand and once it is in place, you can just grind your hips and hump gently and still get yourself off with no problem?

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>>18373665
That's not really the issue. I'm just afraid any woman is going to look at it and laugh, since it looks like the neck of a swan.

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>>18373686
>laught
Girls are afraid of you laughting at their assymetrical boobs and pic related.

The only real advice is to stop worrying and try your luck.

>>18373591
>>18373614
my phone changed it to doctor for some reason. it's kinda funny that happened, but I meant doctor
>>18373620
and the point of all that was?
>>18373702
luckily my girlfriend doesn't care. but it still feels weird

Humped my bed till I was 24. Guess I'm lucky my fuck is working normally. Did you ever try forcing yourself to do it the normal way? What kind of angle are we talking here anyways?

>>18374465
if it's ok, see for yourself >>>/soc/25273671

>>18373620
10/10 kek

>>18373651
how big are you, and is it bent like it is here>>18374538?

nump

>>18373702
xD