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Flung a pile of dog poop in the street 2017-04-01 01:53:49 Post No.35937059
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Flung a pile of dog poop in the street
Anonymous
2017-04-01 01:53:49
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In a moment of frustration I used one of those metal pooper scoopers to catapult a pile of dog poop over my wall into the street. Now I'm freaking out, worried as fuck that my neighbors will find out that I did it. What do?
Can post proof if people want.
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Why are you even worried about this? What the fuck are your neighbors going to do?
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>>35937059
Post proof I am very curious
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>>35937059
>"City police, what is your emergency?"
>"Yeah the kid next door flung shit into the street"
>"We'll be right over sir"
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What keeps you going, /r9k/?
What's stopping you from shuffling yourself off this mortal coil?
Are there things you just enjoy doing enough that you want to avoid death as long as possible to maximize the amount of time you have to do them?
Are there goals you are striving towards that you don't want to give up on? Finding that GF maybe?
Do you not really know and are just living one day to the next, hoping for the best?
I've struggled with depression nearly my entire life and am having difficulty finding things to motivate me.
I feel no desire to find a romantic partner.
There are no career fields that really call to me. Every job sounds like tedious busywork. I dropped out of university after several years; not a single major appealed to me.
There really aren't any major material possessions that feel like they're worth working towards. I already inherited a car from a deceased grandparent many years ago, and I currently stand to inherit my parents' house once my dad kicks the bucket (not that I want that to happen).
I'm not religious/spiritual and feel no desire/need to be. You could consider me to be an "apatheist."
So what else is there for me? Help me out, robots.
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>>35937030
There's nothing really Keeping me here in a real sense. I just listlessly move from activity to activity and before I know it the day is over.
Over time I've sort of shut out the world and only existed as someone occupied in escapism. Recently I've become obsessed with the idea of hitchhiking/vagabonding. What's a better form of escapism then just focusing on day to day survival?
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>>35937030
I'm just living one day at a time, I guess. Work 8-5 Monday to Friday in an office. Evenings and weekends I don't really do much. I tell myself that I'm going to do something different but it's always the same for me.
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>>35937107
That does sound pretty neato, but I'm too much of a pussy to ever do something like that. I'd be worried about getting stabbed and mugged and whatnot.
But hey, if you got the balls to do it, more power to ya.
I'll stick to sitting in front of the comforting glow of my computer's monitor.
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Guys my friend is about to try 354mg of dxm from 1 bottle of robotussin, but the thing is he has a hypertophic heart. I was able to talk him down from 708mg, but I'm worried that if I try to talk him down to 0 he won't listen to me, and if things start to go bad he'll end up panicking instead which will make things worse.
How worried should I be? Wat do?
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should have gone with the high blood pressure, he gonna die
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>>35937016
That shit'll kill you worse
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>>35937088
wrong, they have less acetaminophen than robotussin so they don't kill your kidneys
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>This is someone's son
What the h*ck
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so are the thousands of ladyboys in thailand, it's best not to think about it
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>>35936927
They sure raised a really cute son.
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>kuroneko (male)
I didn't ask for this erection
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who here /drunk/?
original dfillrer goes here
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where my drunk bots at?
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please respond to my threadplease originally respond
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how come no one wants to talk to me?
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well shit, as if thing were not going bad enough now i found out that my hamster is dying... He's been with me for like 3 years, now he wont leave his house, won't stop shaking and... fuck man, I never held him in my hands, because he was a NEET, he wouldn't ever leave his house, and when he did leave it was only night time, when I was sleeping. I feel so bad for this. I guess he had a good life? I don't know I just needed to get this off my chest. Its going to be a bad week, I can already tell
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>>35936841
Better things await you soon NEETster.
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$10 you got a new best friend thats essentially identical to your old one, assuming you pick the right colours.
you'll be fine lol
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Give him a proper burial so that he can ascend to hamster heaven.
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>no girl will EVER like me for who i am
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Who are you? Is it even something a person could like?
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>>35936834
i'm average looking, rather fit, just extremely shy and introverted.
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>>35936862
same 2bh, wanna fuck?
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How have women handled your lack of romantic relationship or sexual experience?
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>>35936735
They have insulted me for it. And I took it like a bitch, because I was raised to be a doormat.
They stopped as soon as I started talking back and telling them to shut the fuck up.
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One of the reasons I don't even try anymore, its too late to be inexperienced. And no it's not "cute" at all.
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>>35936735
they havent handled anything because i dont approach them or talk to them at all because of my lack of romantic and sexual experience with women
>t. 26KV
Whats the memory surrounding the feeling that defines your >tfw no gf
Mine is katawa shoujo, I unironically cried a lot during the time i played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMv-6ATLw2I
This song causes me to cry uncontrollably
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Let me put it another way
I have some of the most vivid and dense emotional responses to the music and images of katawa shoujo
It is LITERALLY pavlovian, when I played the game I had an air freshener on constant, when I turn the same air freshener on today, I am immediately brought into the mindset\
Guess I dont really want a katawa thread, but more a yearning emotional thread.
What is the most nostalgic/strong emotional response and its trigger for you?
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>>35936706
Same here OP, I picked Hanako and I still have feels when I think about it
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>>35936849
I think it literally shaped my life
Its fucking sad because its pure fantasy
I dont even know what to think about it anymore, I just want the emotion I connected to it. I literally just listen to the music as an emotional crutch
I dont play the game too often so I dont wear out the feeling, I think every other year is my timing
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>Be me
>Be 25 year old
>Be NEET
>Playing Minecraft
>Is fapping to hentai
>The time is din din time
>Scream her name
>"Yes Anon" she says
>I tell her to get Tendies
>She tells me she's too tired and McDonald's is closed for some reason
>She just goes downstairs watching 50 shades of BDSM
>I will not have this
>Grabs Poopjug I was sitting on, piss into it, then puts a lid on it loosely
>Go downstairs and wait for the right minute to strike
>Burst in yelling "KAMIKAZE"
>Throws it on the ground and it explodes
>I shit you not, it explodes on impact
>Shit and piss is everywhere
>I giggle
>"Mummy is messy" is say while farting
>She crys and grabs her keys and goes to the McDonald's in Peterborough, she even put me in the car
>I get out of the car yelling "TENDIES TENDIES TENIDES"
>She grabs me then puts me back in the car
>"I wil get your Chicken Selects"
>Selects
>I yell "REEEEEEEEEE, IT'S TENDIES STUPID BITCH"
>She goes in and orders the Tendies with Smokey BBQ Sauce
>I throw my shit drenched pants at her for being a slow bitch (I don't wear diapers, I shit and piss the bath and sink, even duct tape on jugs on both my willy and bum when outside)
>Finally home, rush out, get in and enjoy my tendies while building my NEET Castle and Comfy world on Minecraft
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>>35936703
>tendies
>McDicks
C'mon anon you know those are nuggies not tendies
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>>35936891
>those are nuggies not tendies
NEIN
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/chicken-selects-3-pc.html
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>>35936996
Still no tendies.... tisk tisk anon
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drinking thread 2017-04-01 01:35:31 Post No.35936698
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drinking thread
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>tfw enjoying a classic whiskey cocktail
treating myself for doing well at work
post your poison, positronic android creatures
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>>35936698
who is your favorite final fantasy girl?
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>>35936952
I only briefly played Final Fantasy 7, then gave up when I found it boring. the only video game characters I've fapped to (in my most desperate times as an early teen) were the strippers at Desele's in Morrowind
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>>35936952
Tfw no lulu mommy gf to hold me gently to her bosom.
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Why do guys have to make things more complicated for no reason?
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>>35936650
>//what the fuck? comment removed
fuck her
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>>35936650
>This is why more women should get into coding
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FUCKING MEN
AM l RIGHT LADIES?
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Why the FUCK havent there been any yandere threads in the past months?
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>>35936617
Because you are dumb.
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>>35936617
I don't know if you've noticed but everyone is too busy making shitty bait/meme threads.
>*blocks your path
>"Is it normal that I LOVE anal?"
>"Why haven't you taken the Redpill yet R9K?"
>"Why can't I find a cute trap?"
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And also bitching about how "le wimmens are ebil!" thread number 234234589475823723894239854.
The problem is the guys here all pretend to be innocent and shit. When we know full well all of the following.
>She must be cute
>She can't be fat
>If she has a messed up face it's a dealbreaker
>She has to have shitty weeb/vidya hobbies
>She can't have had sex with other men
>She must be a pure virgin
And lastly, she can't get upset when her smelly piece of shit NEET boyfriend acts like an autistic sperglord who controls her every move.
Did I miss anything?
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>>35936617
>tfw no yandere gf
End me.
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>there are femanons on this board right now with lewd hairy armpits
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Is that grimes? Fucking gross
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>>35936610
You are correct. But I am only doing it because I have a party on sunday to go to so I wanna shave them fresh on the morning.
Also, by party I mean I am being forced to go to my uncles birthday bbq. It's kinda fun.
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>>35936672
pls post hair lewd pits
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>realizing your whole existence wouldn't be so miserable if you were just born a female
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Also female orgasm
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>>35936598
>Realize intellectually and non-materialisticly your life would be meaningless if you were born femal
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>try to post, rejected because comment not original, yet this garbage gets through every day