>Be me >Be 25 year old >Be NEET >Playing Minecraft

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>Be me
>Be 25 year old
>Be NEET
>Playing Minecraft
>Is fapping to hentai
>The time is din din time
>Scream her name
>"Yes Anon" she says
>I tell her to get Tendies
>She tells me she's too tired and McDonald's is closed for some reason
>She just goes downstairs watching 50 shades of BDSM
>I will not have this
>Grabs Poopjug I was sitting on, piss into it, then puts a lid on it loosely
>Go downstairs and wait for the right minute to strike
>Burst in yelling "KAMIKAZE"
>Throws it on the ground and it explodes
>I shit you not, it explodes on impact
>Shit and piss is everywhere
>I giggle
>"Mummy is messy" is say while farting
>She crys and grabs her keys and goes to the McDonald's in Peterborough, she even put me in the car
>I get out of the car yelling "TENDIES TENDIES TENIDES"
>She grabs me then puts me back in the car
>"I wil get your Chicken Selects"
>Selects
>I yell "REEEEEEEEEE, IT'S TENDIES STUPID BITCH"
>She goes in and orders the Tendies with Smokey BBQ Sauce
>I throw my shit drenched pants at her for being a slow bitch (I don't wear diapers, I shit and piss the bath and sink, even duct tape on jugs on both my willy and bum when outside)
>Finally home, rush out, get in and enjoy my tendies while building my NEET Castle and Comfy world on Minecraft